would you listen to Valbun if she looked like this?
Elbows too pointy
She needs big cock
>>152962760nah, only it she wore a frilly pink dress
>>152962760soul vs soulless
>>152962760
Im sorry, what is she saying?I can't look away from dem titties
>>152962760>May looked like AI slop.>But its an actual post by Valbun, made by hand, that she posted to the masses.My boner can't grow bigger than this.
really its just the right face that sucks
>>152962760Sidestepping the question but on the subject of art, I legit appreciate Valbun for carrying forward the 00s style seen in stuff like TWEWY into the 20s.The current zeitgeist is blique, plus that shit was LIFE back in the day.
>>152962760I'd jack off, but I wouldn't listen.
>>152962760>>152962873>erases her tattoos on her OC
>>152962760The joke/point only works when the other panel is realisticBut I forgive her for that fucking tummy HOLY SEX
>>152962760What's the joke?
>>152962760>nostrilruined
>>152963042Not just realistic, but insanely detailed to the point it's practically portrait art.
>>152962760>satellite dish ears>gross mouth with too much teeth>blush becomes bags under the eyes>doing to shoulders what Bruce Timm does to breasts>color made longer for no reason>mangled vagina bones
>>152963046The joke is Valbun is my gf
>>152963454*collar spikesJesus Christ, I'm tired.
>>152962873What Kingdom Hearts game is this?
>>152962760Women are so fucking unfunny that this whore doesn't even understand the point of the meme is to draw a hyper realistic version of the character. Does that whore even know how to draw real life people?
>>152962777inside of her or big futa cockeither way, based and checked
>>152963464>Valbun is your gfYou have to be 18 or older to browse 4chan
>>152963468Go to bed
>>152962760Make her look like a monkey and I'll reconsider.
>>152963758Funny thing is, I just woke up.
>>152963003Either she's too lazy to draw them, or doesn't think they will look good on the character. Both are respectable reasons.
>>152963464Why can't more women be attractive like this? Why can't there be more beauty in the world, why must everything be so painfully average and uninteresting to look at?
Based on what happens to my girl I imagine her DMs must look grim.
>>152962808onions vs onionsless
>>152963754kys cumgarggling faggot
Any female character design is instantly improved with vagina bones and serratus
It's very erotic and hot when female artists draw themselves with huge hips and asses
>>152962760>listening to women
>>152962800
>>152962760>Completely misses Scott's original point by not doing a realistic to life drawing of herselfProbably half-listen.
>>152962760>fucking up the joke this bad because she knows that yes people would still listen to her because she looks like thatThe ego on this bitch.
I am genuinely shocked that the story about the anon who fumbled Valbun irl doesn't get posted every single thread.
>>152965463Well, be our guest, anon.
>>152965463Go ahead anon, make the entire thread derail into>IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>152965525I don't save obviously fake stories but treating them like gospel is something 4chan has always done that's a pet peeve of mine so it really surprises me that this one never took off despite Valbun threads being a regular occurrence here.
>>152962760>calls her "señora"
i dont like used goods
>>152964036
Reminder!
>>152963464idk why but everytime i see a photo of her in real life my interest in women decrases
>>152965864Maybe youre gay
>>152962760This retard completely missed the point of the original drawing.
Bumpfor reasons that will be clear later
How about like this?
>>152962760I don't listen to women in the first place.
>>152967237I'd fuck let Moe bend me over his bar.Only a fag would disagree.
>>152962760Will ink and post if the thread is still up
>>152967305Looks way better.
>>152967305>looks infinitely betterCurious...
>>152965908>maybe
>>152967305Id go further but you get the point. Also if I went any farther it would just prove pic related's point >>152963042 and get less appealing Catbox if anyone cares for the higher reshttps://files.catbox.moe/pc84nz.jpg
Also I will post a link for line art in case any anon wants to take a crack at rendering cause I got what I wanted out of this Im goodhttps://files.catbox.moe/nfhp84.png
Good morning beutiful. Show me bob. I licke vegane.
>>152967305>>152967963Ironically the sketch looks cleaner than the lineart.>>152963042>>152962760Only a CN and Nick loser wouldn't enjoy the 2nd more detailed art style. The problem is trying to make it look clean.
>>152963643Her entire shtick is just "look at how cute and quirky I am". She's just following the 80th twitter art trend of the month.
>>152962760isn't she actually a dude? Anyway 'she' is right, left is more fuckable. I don't know why.
>>152963003It's funny when you see sluts and instagram 'models' airbrushing their tats out. Women always do monstrously retarded shit like massive numbers of tattoos or a huge bodycount and ten try to sweep it under the rug when it's convenient.
>>152962760HE RUINED THE JOKE!HE NEEDS TO GET RAPED!
>>152968222Because you're a manchild pedophille who fucks fetuses.
>>152968238calm down miss, I know it sucks to be a woman, 30 and single but you'll probably find a man who will overlook your manjaw, massive body count and abortions.
>>152962760knowing anons, they would fap.I wonder if someone is keeping a coomer count for lulz
>>152962832one coomer>>152963042two coomers
>>152963464three coomersbtw, women don't find it sexy
>>152963643Yeah but what did you expect from a bitch who only gimmick is that she's a "funny quirky hot goth girl"?
>>152963879because some of us prefer BBWs, midgets, and amputees, asshole. not everyone likes milquetoast vanilla girls for manchildren. some of us like women, who smell like women, who fart like women, and who are ugly without make-up
>>152964097she has herself to blame. it's her own fault only>>152964389four coomers
>>152967264five coomers
>>152963879Losing weight literally impossible in these price
>>152968828Eating less food costs less money. If you're broke, you can save a fortune by just eating rice, beans, and chicken breasts.It's not a lack of money, it's an excess of laziness that causes someone to not plan ahead or budget their expenses.
>>152963754she doesn't date shotas she sucks them dry and throws them away
>>152969114STFU EUROPOOR
>>152962760Is Betas Inferno a clone of Valbun?
>>152962760>Give's the more complex version huge ears>Emphasizes the word "listened"I really hope this wasn't a mini joke that went over all our heads.
>>152964036Thats the spice
Valbun loves pink
>>152968147Artist hereIf you ever use ACTUAL inks and not just brushes thats the reality of inking. Scanners are unforgiving when compared to the naked eye, and shit like pencils are inherently soft so any ugly marks eventually just get smudged into tone when you move your arm around when drawing.Thats why most of my characters are just simple cartoons when Im doing actual inking, ANOTHER reason why artists should simplify their characters for comics
>>152967305>>152967894>>152967963will give inking it a try
>>152964593not enough
>>152965463>fumbledmore like dodged a bullet
obamna ears
>>152962760They're both hideous.
>>152962760I'm so desensitized to the cartoon or anime draw styles that they seem practically the same to me.
>>152962760I'd fart in her face
>>152962777yeah, mine
>>152962760No, I would be too busy licking the screen.
>>152962760I'd be too busy blowing loads on the screen right before>>152974192walks in
>>152965545Well, it should have been...
>>152972470alright im back, I aint the best when it comes to drawing precise lines but I tried my best. someone render if they can. im kinda trash at it
>>152974793Do you have a pixiv/xitter/baraag? Do you do lewds?
>>152974872no, i just jack off to the artists work on there
>>152969628Is she also Mexican?
>>152965551
>>152962760yes
>>152974793Nice stuff anon, cleaner then my linework
>>152969628>>152975483>USA based accountShe probably is.
>>152964152Found the tourist
Bump again
>>152963464splash water on her face and see all of her beauty melting away
Her OC used to be cuter
>>152977626I'll do it next time we shower together
>>152962760>"realistic artstyle">its the same proportions with just more details slapped on
the point is that a simple image is an everyman i.e. anon i.e. (You). A detailed portrait is a specific person i.e. not (You). The artist thinks that you're more likely to listen to the simple image, because you identify with them as a depiction of (You)
Any Valbun requests?Im running out of material
>>152978736You smothering your face into Valbuns tummy
>>152971502
>>152979155the cycle of all "tomboys". it's just a manifestation of a penis envy that girls go through as a result of excessive male exposure in their youth. they all either grow out of it by the time they're in college, or they become lesbian. left is more attractive, by the way
>>152962760Possibly the worst attempt at this yet, no matter how many times it happens i never get used to normies misinterpreting and ruining shit like this
>>152974793Crazy how she could've still made herself look hot while also looking realistic yet chose to draw a cartoony version of herself again.
>>152979082Im sure you meant (You) in the 4chan sense and not me specificallyAnyway I'll clean this up
Rare ValbunWill do more if this thread survives but Im clocking out
>>152963464>Looks nothing like the pictureI hate it here
>>152968231Thats because drawing tats is annoying as hell ya fuckin sperg
>>152979454>>152979706No, I meant you, as in the artist.>>152979881She's so fukin cute
