Ghetto/Guerilla Edition. Sorry for the wait (and quality), had some stuff to do. Anyway, here we go
>>152964095bump
That last story is a doozy
any good tools to mass download the full dump?
Please excuse my crappy photoshop attempt.
Gail, I know you're gonna see this thread, thank you for your service today.
>>152964253That kryptonite gave him stomach cramps
>>152964423If only he had organic webbing...
>>152964487It would run out faster
Worst thing I've read in a while. Holy shit.
>>152964579What's wrong with it?
>>152964088Meet Superman!
Tom King is so fucking bad for this holy shit
>>152964614Not now
>>152964691I'm reasonably sure that's "Mes Maudit Cards".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwk_8sRlJPYAgain, I apologize for the photoshop.
>>152964518That was a fun little story
>>152964614>being this much of a newfag
>>152964442Spider-Man even points out he is going to do the thing again.
It's sad that this short story is better than Hush 2 as a whole, Jim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya1ySdk9Oao
>>152964691>>152964727lel why Gambit? That was so random
>>152964789Because Jim Lee, fanboy
>>152964789Jim lee
>>152964760>les amis>lesThis is embarassing
>>152964633If Tom King can call out something for being hackneyed, it must be really awful.
>>152964614Fuck you, you know the rules
>>152964518Well that was alright. That was pretty fun.
>>152964614come on asshole
>>152964617nope not reading this one>>152964788hello mr priest wassup my brotherlove you, rose & bp
>>152964727>Oh boy a Spidey Supes team up>Here's GambitFuck off, mutie
>>152964929Glad Miggy got a story in this
>>152964929Oh. Mig. Hey.
>>152964773Gay sex.
>>152964962GAY SEX WITH HATS ON
>>152964633I give King credit for having Mary Jane call out that bullshit. Mary Jane isn't a fucking Bart Simpson line
>marywhorekek doesn't even have her catchphrase anymorehow did things get so bad for our marywhorekekbros bros...
>>152965014>EndSo are they gonna chase this up? Because that would be cool but otherwise this is gonna be a pretty lame team up. More like a tease up really.
>>152965034I'm getting real sick of this hyphen joke
>>152965031There was a similar story between Dr. Strange and John Constantine in the Batman/Deadpool crossover that never got a follow-up, so it might just be a tease that leads to nothing. Then again, this crossover is way more popular, so maybe it’ll actually materialize into something.
>>152965054I liked the first story because it felt like an actual team up. The next ones were just characters standing next to each other going HEY CHARACTER REFERENCE!
O-oh...
Well, there you have it, that's our story. Jimmy's dead, goodnight.
>>152965072Yeah I would've preferred if they dropped some of the shittier ones and committed more to a small handful.
>>152965107well that's just bad taste
>>152965072Yeah, they seem to be making a habit out of that as of late. Batman/Deadpool had a similar issue. The premiere story is an actual team-up, and not even too horrible, while everything else is either “DUDE REFERENCE” or bait for interesting stories that never materialize.I’m starting to wonder if they’re doing it as engagement bait. To prompt fans to write fanfics and theories on social media.
>>152965128The Sonic crossover was pretty much the same. There was also that mess with DCKO where randos just showed up to say DOLL FROM ANNABEL! HOMELANDER! It's just comic book fortnight.
>>152965128Maybe we'll get a JLA/Avengers-tier crossover again, someday
>>152965072Fraction saving us with Jimmy.
>>152965156Not without another Busiek-tier writer, unfortunately. I’m still holding out hope, though. Maybe there’ll be a Renaissance within our lifetimes and it’ll happen.
>>152965171You know what fuck it. Just give it to Waid.
>scanning and saving your images in full jpeg artifact gloryAnd here I thought /co had more etiquette than that.
I appreciate that this crossover just says nuts to any first meeting bullshit and just starts off with Clark and Peter being buds
>>152964760>Mr. Superman
>>152964981And people still being on about Gwen Stacy, bit of a double jab there
>>152965234>image in a story time threadFuck off, retard
>>152964773>walk into your room and a younger version of that guy you team up with occasionally is in his underwear (UNEXPLAINED) whispering sweet nothings to your suitAll things considered, Pete took it pretty well.
>>152965244Does Lois have allergies or something? Why are her eyes red?
>>152965264camera lights?
>>152965242the board is dead /co/mrade
>>152965278Jonah’s fine though
>>152965002I do like that Miggy still has his "blue but it's actually black" coloring while Terry has his regular black by comparison. That's a fun touch.
>>152965281that was.... pointless. A debate between Lois and JJ could have been interesting with more room to breath. This was just a NUH UH YUH HUH.
>>152965264Rucka's Lois is an alcoholic, been hitting the sauce hard to prepare for the show.
>>152965298well this thread is about to go to shit. Nice reading with you guys.
>>152965298LET'S GO!
>>152965312At least it's the last story
>>152965313the man himself
>>152965313god I can't believe their wasting a story on this fuck munch. It's like they want people to hate their book.
>>152964633>GwenYeah I mean I'm nunero uno when it comes to meme-ing on Gwen and Marvel refusing to just let it go/be more creative but...I can't really enjoy this joke when it is more true to the material if they don't treat her death and Peter's grief like a joke. Like I get it, this is non-canon crossovers but eh...>>152964727Whoa why did they name a road after a famous Japanese celebrity?Also what is this dialogue? Tf?>>152964760Holy ass....>>152964800>The Frens! :)Kek. It is pretty cool to see Jim drawing him again for what might be the last time not counting commissions, I dunno. >>152964860Making Prime talk like a zoomer is weird.>>152964906That was underwhelming and weird as fuck. Lame. Priest seems like a schizo now.>>152965190I need to read Waid's best work (seems like it's his Flash) before I judge him completely. But, no. Beyond the fact that getting someone like George Perez again is unlikely, Waid would fuck it up or focus on shit that is too narrow for the rest of us.
>>152965327Snu snu unbound
>>152965334>Holy ass....the story or MJ?
>>152965335>intel says that's Vandal Savagekek
>>152965357MY FUARKING ANTIHERO
>>152965350To a degree, both. But with so few pages I guess shallow shit is all we're gonna get.Anyway, yeah...Jim needs to draw MJ a few more times.
>>152965357I knew Paul could get back with MJ is he really wanted to
>>152965171FalCap and Carol Danvers meet Harley Quinn, that's all it would be.
Only the first story was any good. I really wish this wasn't an anthology and they just focused on that one team up.
That's all, folks.
>>152965334There is always Phil Jimenez, he would do it for George.
>>152964633Why didn't MJ grab a handful of Lois' ass? Is she gay??
>>152965357Punisher actually fucks her
Thanks OPWaid >>> Murphy > Priest >> Lemire > Rucka >>> Simone > Fraction > KingWould've preferred if they dropped the rest and just fleshed out the good ones more, or just did a more involved main crossover instead
I was about to say that I'm surprised that none of the alternate Spider-Men were shilled outside of Miggy, but then I just remembered that the Marvel side of this one is gonna have them all
>DC treats Pete and MJ better than Marvel doesHow depressing.
>>152965393I'm grasping at an opinion here as I am bad at writing opinions but I dunno I just think his art is generic and boring in a way. Kind of like Waid's story here. I mean it is kind of a breath of fresh air from the torrential downpour of shit these characters have been through...but it was still rather unexciting. Like a gust of wind that quickly subsided and you're left with nothing except some slight comfort or a semblance of the previous life it had.Also I would want Spider-Man and Superman to be focus of a whole issue while maybe a secondary issue containing shorter stories of these side-characters. That's where I feel like something more interesting could have been done with MJ and Lois with them being Superwoman and She-Venom/Spinnerette respectively. Or something else like putting together a fashion show or a celebration of heroes. I dunno something mundane but tied to the superhero world instead of just making the same battle we've seen with nothing creative added to it. Guess the idea this time was just to treat the whole rigamarole as rigamarole instead of y'know...trying. Tom King kinda feels like he knew he didn't have a complete idea but still appreciated the characters yet decided to just vent about Marvel sucking ass and then just gave up.
>>152965460Look it's him or Dan Mora because we're not letting JRJR in on this.
>>152965444> no nick lowe> suddenly spider-man is respectablereally makes you think
>>152964518Well now, Waid put a better spider-man story that felt like a spider man story than the entire fucking marvel editorial in 17 fucking years
>>152965435Meltzer seems to be an enigma. I wonder if this guy will be good or not and if Norman and Lex will be based or not. After learning that whole Dr. Light was due to DiDio...it kinda really throws into question how good this guy is.
>>152964207Thank you king, this is a really high effort storytime and I appreciate it.
>>152965493Subtract 3 years from that because of Spencer. JMD also wrote some mini-series that also showed some outline of what Spider-Man once was. Not giving credit to Marvel, since they sabotaged all that anyway.
>>152965357>Frank scored with supergirlThats my GOAT
>>152965481Call it a hot-take but Mora is kinda boring to me too. I mean he is good for nowadays and he isn't awful like a lot of others but it's not getting me excited. Yes JRJR is too old to do anything close to huge shots of many characters like that. I'm saying a new person needs to step up and that's unlikely. I don't want a JLA/Avengers level crossover right now, because it would be shit.
>>152964727Lee wanted a Excuse to>Draw Mary Jane's perfect ass once more, because he misses her with all of the married milf transparent gowns, as drawing spider-man in his best era, which helped him a lot as macfarlane.>Draw Gambit once more because he would kill to get marvel and the x-men out of disneyIt is a win-win situation for DC and maybe marvel
>>152964477Reminds me of this
This is gonna be crazy but should we give Spider-man to Waid?
>>152964633Whoever let tom king keep writing women should be fired he cannot fucking do it
>>152965565Well...MJ during that era had perfect tits, not the perfect ass. Er...or actually both.
>>152965596his mom let's him, I'm serious.
>Batman & Deadpool>Superman & Spider-Man.Who will be the next ones?
>>152964088Thanks anon
>>152965593Depends. If you want the status quo to forever be how it is and Waid just churning out constant 20 year old bachelor stories but slightly better than current Marvel writers, then if that's appealing to you, you'll get that. He's a company man like Slott. Marvel would still intefere with events.
>>152965034The whiteboard is the highlight so far, it made me laugh. But I loved Superman’s pal Jimmy Olsen.
>>152965593No. Mark Waid shouldn't be allowed to write anything.
>>152965002IF ONLY we had ever got the 2099 and Beyond crossoverQuesada and Didio would never think about doing OMD ever again
>>152965633I mean that's more or less what we get now only it's insufferable. Waid will probably just lean to hard into 60s and 70s status quo Peter and even that honestly would feel like a breath of fresh air at this point.
>>152965628Squadron vs. Retaliators
>>152965628>>152965690we're probably due for another Titans X-men
Thank you for the sovlful storyline, OP. I liked supes/Spidey, Jimmy/carnage and Karen/punisher the best. (Even if fuck zeb wells forever for Paul)Superboy Prime was dull compared to today’s comic, and the rest were a little blah, but I had fun reading.JJJ whiteboard glengarry glen ross Always Be Closing did make me laugh.
>>152964354>>152964367It's kind of incredible Waid originally wrote this as Superman fighting Brainiac and Spider-Man fighting Octopus up until Tom Brevoort pointed out to him "you do know both of these happen all the time, right?"https://bleedingcool.com/comics/the-note-from-tom-brevoort-to-mark-waid-that-saved-superman-spider-man/
>>152965657Why does that correlate with OMD?>>152965665I think that would be a mistake. It's still not ambitious or novel. Writing's hard. I need to just improve myself when it comes to that, and maybe I'll feel better about saying shit like that. I'm beginning to just stop coming here. It's too depressing. And thinking about a guy like Waid who just won't let go of old shit like that is sad.
>>152965593Waid's written some Spider-Man stinkers in his time, he was part of BND after all.
>>152965738What a retard.
>>152965357THAT'S MY FRANK!AND THAT'S MY PEEG!Together humiliating Paul and the editorial
Was okay, not great but not bad.>>152965593He's a BND writer nah.>>152965665I mean, it'd be more of that.>>152965417Really murphy that high?
>>152965761It would kill their entire copium over legacy heroes and aging.Also >pic related too
>>152965593It wouldn't matterUntil the editorial gets fired Waid would be in no better position than Kelly is right now
>>152964571Tom King actually wrote a comic that was good!?
>>152965798>Really murphy that high?Every story beyond the first was "remember the thing" fan pandering. Miggy and Terry are the things I remember most fondly so it gets second place for me. It's obviously a tease-up as that other anon put it, but I enjoyed it
>>152965357frank doesn't always crack wise but when he does he hits home runs
>>152965628I wouldn't be surprised if Spider-Man/Superman is the last one, but at the same time it's a bit suspicious they didn't do Justice League/Avengers and X-Men/Titans in any of the back-ups.
>>152965107I expected this from Tom King not Fraction.
>>152965836The reprints of JLA avengers are selling again, so is pretty much DC and Marvel remembering that is still Canon.
>>152965190>Just give it to Waid.Waid may be a decent writer. But he is such a douche I don't want him anywhere near Spidey or Superman anymore.
>>152965827Its just setup for a story that doesnt exist, idk, i think some of the others are at least crossovers.>>152965825Wouldnt say good. Not abysmal, but not good.
>>152965825>Tom King actually wrote a comic that was good!?He wrote a short story that was basically just the characters recounting stuff that was already good. It's kind of a hard thing to fuck up. This was cruise control.
>>152965807What is their copium? I forget, sorry. Like their specific justification in their own words. Because they have shown Miles taking the mantle multiple times. It's kinda ludicrous that the aging part still hasn't happened. They tout the world outside your window and yet Peter's problems don't line up with zoomers like me and these books are written by 40/50/60 year olds. They are too attached to what they think sets them apart which is the floating timeline when that still doesn't help them as a reboot would save their asses.So yeah that combined with them showing Miles taking the mantle, elsewhere and yet not differentiating Peter as much as he used to be distinct while also treating him as disposable and willing to give up his responsibility just shows their shallow thinking.I mean that's my refutation but I forget what they have specifically said. But I bet you could easily put some quotes/images side by side and show they contradict each other as well as other pieces of media like the games where Miles takes his place.
>>152965836Two teams teaming up would be an overload of characters in one story, especially given how short these are. They would need to be more minimal character wise, but we already got Captain America/Wonder Woman.
>>152965738>have once in a decade cross over opportunity>try to give both heroes fights they already get constantly instead of exchanging villainssome people are just idiots
>>152965738>Y'know as a friend Waid I advise you to not do the most bland thing ever. But as an editor, I don't care and frankly you can do whatever you want, as long as I get paid. Actually now that I am in editor mindset, I actually think you SHOULD have them fight their normal villains so we can get RAGEBUX!
>>152965884You could probably do it if you cut the back-ups and just have the entire One-shot be that story. In fact, I'm not sure why they are not doing that. All the back-ups feel pointless.
Now, how long til part 2 with Johns writing is out, July?
>>152965836JLA/Avengers would probably be like Hickman/Scott Snyder.As for a new X-Men/Titans... both Claremont and Wolfman are still alive. Just call them up.
>>152965807Oh sorry I also forgot to say that Terry while cool as a legacy character to fight against her, the real crossover kino would be Cass and Mayday. Mask on mask action. And they would both start out as rivals who are pretty serious about besting one another but the prospect of them both becoming super close friends is quite interesting. And Mayday making Cass more normal over time until even she treats Mayday out to some fun outing to take her mind off her problems with their roles being reversed eventually would be fun.Oh yeah and an issue where they trade costumes with Cass wearing a symbiote while Mayday messes with the gadgets would also be fun. Some real girl power, Kim Possible/PPG stuff.
>>152965357MY FUCKING GOAT
>>152965357My bet is some fan artist is gonna draw Frank with his shirt with the skull logo cut out like PG's window while PG is covered in goth make up/black clothes and a large more friendly looking cartoon skull on her chest.
>>152965107Man...missed opportunity to have Frank also show up in this one, save Jimmy, and then get deja vu like he saved a similar looking red headed, innocent boy who lives in a utopian town.
>>152965328Gail wasted no time shitting on him, so I don't hate it
Does this get a Part 2 a month or two later from the Marvel side?
>>152965357BEASTnisher!!!
>>152966369Yes. But I'm not shilling it here because it's easy to look up.
>>152966369
>>152965357Paulbros?
>>152965014>>152964906Wait, that's it? You can't just end them there.
>>152965491I mean, that's basically every Spider-Man appearance outside the spider books. It's fucking night and day.
>>152965593He wrote Unscheduled Stop and Origin of Species, which were good. That said, the issue is Lowe.
>>152965357Punisher is so lucky....
>>152966472Origin of the species wasnt good at all.
>>152966433Batman Deadpool did the same thing
>>152964455He did the thing
>>152964477He also did the thing
>>152964691>>152964727>>152964750>Shows up unannounced in someone else's team up>Be the coolest motherfucker for one spread page>Saves the day>Leaves without a wordGoddamn Tom King of all people just gave us the best Gambit in a while, christ I'm praising Tom Fucking King Hell must have froze over
Wait so is this actually set on Earth-7642 and not some mutliversal shinaniags? If so that's really cool.
>>152965298>Karen Starr>Terra mentionedWe are so fucking back->>152965327>Still using that costume>SkinnyEh, win some, lose some>>152965328Yeah, it was just Gail shitting on Paul (which, fair, I guess) first and a proper crossover second. I would've preferred a more involved premise than Power Girl and Punisher meeting by coincidence, but I guess there's only so much that could be done in 5 pages>>152965968April
>>152965190The writers aren't the problem
>>152964423>flaming metal alien skull ship from outer spacePretty metal if you ask me.
>>152964751>>152964853>>152964884he's a spic tranny from the death battle threads
>>152965357Based.
>>152965879What are you maggots so obsessed with miles taking his place?
>>152965403No its because she is with flash now.
>>152966592Thank Jim Lee for that one, not Tom King. Hell lives to burn another day.
>>152966592Is it really praiseworthy of him to step aside so his own boss can deliver the Gambit fan service?>>152966761First, assuming I am a constant presence on 4chan is one fallacy. The second is that you assume there have been constant Miles threads lately when ithere hasn't really because anons got wise and got tired of talking about it.The third is thinking Miles hasn't come close to taking Peter's spotlight/place before. Yeah maybe it never was going to happen but the amount of boring ass appearances associated with him and the amount of wasted space/opportunity because Miles needed focus is a travesty.
>>152965357Karen, you GOTTA get him pregnant!
>>152964518Based
>>152965357
>>152965327So Punisher gives you the choice to turn yourself over to the police or getting killed now? that's oddly nice of him, he used to just kill
>>152965335How was Frank planning on killing Gentleman Ghost? he's already dead
>>152965357I ship it
Has anyone got the list of stories for the Marvel one next month? How much worse is it gonna be?
>>152964375He just got his period ;_;
>>152967365Headliner is Brad Meltzer, the best you're gonna get is at least it's not as bad as identity crisisIt's also where they stuck Loeb, Slott, Bendis, and Aaron
>>152965357I wish I was Karen rn.
>>152967444>It's also where they stuck Loeb, Slott, Bendis, and Aaron
>>152965034Phil Sheldon looks...quite unalive...
>>152965357>A few years later, they're at the park with their kids.>The mob tries to kill them, but the bullets just ruin their clothes.
>>152965357Frank CHADstle FUCKED Pg RAW!!
>>152965357CUTE. I like the grumpy man and chipper girl dynamic. Makes me think back to when people were pairing Frank with Luna Snow in Marvel Rivals.
>>152964633>>152964760kek that cunt is so stupid no matter the univrse.a waste of ink.
>>152965107Fucking LEL. Def the best one out of the bunch.
>>152965313cringe desu
>>152964120The opening story is very strong, maybe the best of the current crop of crossovers so far. >>152964602Hate the Tom King story, honestly, really quite bad in my eyes.>>152964773Never liked the metawank superboy prime stuff, and this just has no momentum, it's a nothingburger, maybe if it gets continued it'll be something but we'll see I guess.>>152964929Same Problem as the last story, though I do really like all the characters present so it carries it a little more, the art feels on point.>>152965034I love Matt Fraction and Steve Lieber a lot, but this is meanspirited, not funny and just sort of a trashy waste of pages, what a bummer. >>152965123Pretty good, I like it, grounds the book in a nice way.>>152965204zzzzzz>>152965298This is funny, much less harsh on Paul than people were implying but still a funny tease of him, I'm a big fan of Gail SimoneOverall a pretty decent book, maybe a little padded, and the cover price of the thing is ridiculous here so I'm going to skip picking it up this month, if they have it in stock when I pick up Lobo next month I'll grab it, maybe I'll get a reprint at some point otherwise.
>>152965357So canonically the crossover ends up with them back together.
>>152964571>DC featuring Marvel>Every single Marvel is a Spider-Man character.
>>152967739Calling The Punisher a Spider-man character is a little reductive, it'd be like calllng Wolverine a The Hulk character.
>>152967444And there I was wondering how they were going to insert Miles into this
>>152964518I just realized this was a reference to the original team up where Ock teamed up with Lex.
>>152967444Damn, Marvel seems very dedicated to having the worse crossover twice in a row, huh?
>>152965357>Paul got KEKED by FrankFUNNYPOW!!
>>152967881Marvel are a terrible company and need a complete clean room restructuring of their entire editorial team.
I wonder how bad the Marvel side of this is going to be
>>152964727Why is Gambit in a comic about Superman and Spider-Man?
>>152967739Look at the DC side, then look at the cover of the book
>>152964088Eight dollars for this? No wonder why floppies are dead.
>>152964161>Peter as a photographerI fucking miss it bros. Like it's funny how the Spider-Office insists on some sort of a status quo yet Peter isn't snapping pics.
>>152968643As much as I hate to give Slott any credit, having Peter work on the science column at the Bugle was a great way of marrying his two career paths together and I hate that Spencer immediately undid it. I hate that I have to read Venom to see Robbie
>>152965357That was totally worth losing his family for
>>152968254Probably because Lee wanted to draw him again.
>>152965435So this is the DC created one?
>>152964789Jim Lee wanted to draw Gambit
Why must I grab this from here?? I'm a lazy cunt.
>>152965204Surprisingly, they were doing a story set in that status quo when Clark was a news anchor
>>152965357Holy Excelsior Batman, this is ooc. Karen would never accept Frank or tolerate his gloomy fatalist worldview.
>>152969266Supergirl wouldn’t but Powergirl would.
>>152967593Hed be crush by her crotch muscles alone.
>>152967765>The Punisher a Spider-man character is a little reductiveHe kinda is though.
>>152964193>>152964207I really like how they just knowit's rather nice
>>152969285No she would not, Pegg may not be as squeaky clean as Clark or optimistic about saving the day like young Kara, but she's still a beacon of ideal of a traditional hero and is not a deranged psychotic murder freak that thinks killing unchecked is probably the best way to deal with crime. Her ideals shine over even fucking Diana's sometimes, and Wonder Woman is a mary sue fantasy. Frank would be a broken fool in front of Karen physically and mentally, he'd probably all her a self righteous bimbo and, she'd respond in breaking his bones and making fun of how lame a grown man being a call of duty discord keyboard edgelord is as a grown man before sending him to the cops.This just feels like a self insert fanfiction scenario from the writer. Why would she hang with Frank, shouldnt this be Spidey?
>>152969348Honestly I think Marvel are planning to sort of soften Frank up now that he's in that new spider-man movie.
>>152964518>>152964679>>152964760Superman is such a nice dude he allows even a goober and nearly annoying manchild like Spidey to help him do something he could do on his own in 5 minutes. Wish Peter would shut the fuck up though. Makes Peter look more underwhelming as a guy who is supposed to be as experienced as the former as a iconic professional superhero.
>>152965034Is peter banging both MJ and felicia
>>152964423See, this is why you should shop organic.
>>152964518Now that was a good, classic story. The kind of stuff I love to see from a crossover, that shows what makes both characters good and how they can go well together.
>>152965313Are we supposed to know who Paul rabin is? Is he one of peters friends? I stopped reading spidey after omd
>>152965107this is funny as hellvery rude, but funny
>>152969595Same, but for me I stopped reading consistently after omd but checked in on the Dan Slott stuff occasionally. Modern Spider-man readers are obsessed with hating Paul.
>>152969359We are getting pre-ennis frank where he was still capable of pulling batman disguise tricks.
>>152965107Apparently this was a trade off. DC could make fun of Paul only if they were allowed to kill a DC character in a funny way.
>>152965527Spencer also wrote the Sin Eater and Osborn demon thing. Aside from that, good shit.
>>152965107Guess Superman was feeling nostalgic for the Silver Age, I'm sure Jimmy is fine.
>>152969348>Why would she hang with FrankPeeg and Frank were created by Gerry Conway Gail was just having fun with the charactersIt's not that deep
>>152965034It feels so odd to see Peter being the ladies man jerk. It feels like some sort of Bizarro Archie.
>>152965107I love this one a lot, in a very gallows humor kind of way.
I actually want to buy it but it’s not out in digital yet anyone knows when ?
>>152964727>>152964691He couldn't just throw rocks and pieces of pavement?
Thanks, OP.
>>152967501That's kind of a cute ending for Frank.
>>152968801I know you're joking but I would have to think about it for a second or twoI mean Imagine
>>152969427not really, maryjane is their fluffer.
>>152965034I can't believe they made my favorite throuple canon.>>152970040Feels like a joke about his 70's/80's iteration and all the times he would disparage himself for being a shitty ladies man/don juan type.
>>152964174>using kryptonite to generate fast neutronsDid Waid forget kryptonite gives people cancer?
>>152970437That is part of why this is a bad idea.
>>152967025it’s frankin’ time
>>152964088thanks anon!
>>152964088Is it just me or is Spider-Man's leg fucked up?
>>152967765Well, he started in a spider-man book, same goes for wolverine he started in a hulk book.
>>152969595Paul is the greatest hero of his entire world that came to the marvel universe to save Mary Jane from being a relationship with Peter Parker. Paul (Power Amazing Ultimate Lifeform) gains his strength from cucking Puny Parker thought-out the multiverse. Gail Simone is a shit writer projecting her cuntbag muh feminism on a character that canonically and irl all women that aren't repressed mentally ill dykes want to be with.
>>152970736What is wrong with you?
>>152964853>you know the rulesAnd so do I.
>>152970753Nothing's wrong with me friend. Because I live my life by the PAUL principles. Pound the weights. Always cuck losers. Use everything to your advantage. Live like you're the main character. I hope this helps you to succeed as well.
>>152965014But Miguel doesn't have a spider sense...
>>152964174>mansplaining peteKino
>>152964207For some reason it just feels right seeing those two chads together
>>152965444Spider-Man and Mary Jane would be better off in the DC universe at this point.
>>152965593Wouldn’t change anything.Spider-Man is still controlled by autistic incels and divorced cucks like Lowe and Brevoort. This reason this book was good was because of DC Comics, not Marvel.
>>152968132>I wonder how bad the Marvel side of this is going to beVery bad. Marvel is going to shit on Mary Jane and Peter hard. Also more Miles Morales shilling.
>>152969423The problem is Superman is a stupid broken character
I just wanna say my longest ever head canon for Marvel x DC crossover is Black Nick Fury being the son of Waller and White Nick Fury
>>152972013>I boned your mon>then I split >then she sent her suicide squads after me for 30 years
>>152971949The absolute state of Marvel lmao. Jesus. What’s their problem with Peter Parker
>>152965357Imagine putting your penis inside Karen's vagina
>>152965034>Phil's dead.NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I was hoping Superboy Prime would mention Gwenpool
>>152972359She is after his time, so it is a bit unlikely.
>>152972359Only in April since we are getting superman written by Marvel Editorial Under Brevoort and Lowe Dear God, it will suck
>>152972013>>152972059Fury boinked Waller when she still looked like Prime Viola Davis
>>152964120>Robert Bruce BannerDude, just let Stan Lee trying to cover his mistake go. This never needed to become canon because of him mixing up the guy's name one time.
>>152972087People generally claim Marvel hates Peter but that's not really true. What it is is they have this very specific vision of the character and hate anything that deviates from it. They do hate Mary Jane though. They want Peter to be this eternally young self-insert who's a loser but still jumps pussy to pussy.It's because Spidey since OMD has been under the thumb of autistic incels and divorced guys who wish they were 20 again.
>>152972897Oh yeah sounds like the typical comic book cuckery where the characters are forever stuck in Groundhog Day. It’s the same in DC. I’m not a marvel guy, but the obvious thing would be to make og Spider-Man the Peter B Parker version that has a wife and kid, an then give him a young protégé like Ben Riley or a young Miguel O’Hara
>>152971036>chads lol, lmao
>>152973142The problem with that is they want the original Peter Parker as their self-insert specifically. They can't and won't do that eternally young loser harem protag shit with a protégé like Miles (probably because he's black desu).Keep in mind these people took control around the same time as Ultimate Spider-Man was being publish. They already had a young single Peter but because he's not the "real" one, it's not good enough.
>>152973278Like imagine if Superman was for nearly 2 decades under the thumb of an editorial who hated him being a married man and insisted he needs to be a barely keeping it together loser but also somehow banging every woman in the DCU. Lois Lane being demonized since it's hard not to drift to the normal status quo whenever she's around Clark.
>>152965313Is that Chameleon and Catman?
>>152967279I guess this is meant to be a "lighter" Hank.
>>152964773>Don't even bother to draw superboy S scar
>>152973416Which is what they unironically tried to do with the nu52, but they eventually realized that it's impossible to put the genie back in the bottle and reverted it within 5 yearsOf note, Peter and Mary Jane were married for a much longer time that Clark and Lois
>>152973278>loser harem protagI wish they were doing that with Peter, but they have really dropped the ball. We were stuck pretending Shay mattered for so much longer than we needed to.
>>152968132It's gonna have stories by Slott AND Bendis. It's gonna suuuuuuuck
>>152973947>BendisThe comic book writer? Bendis? No, but seriously, Bendis is okay on Spider-Man. Not the best but okay enough. Ult. Spider-Man is the definition of mostly okay. Slott is bad, though. The guy gets worse the more you read him, because he just has the same stuff on repeat all the time.
>>152964423This might be the first time he's ran out in 20 years.
>>152973947>Slott AND Bendis
>>152971932No better than the rainbow brigade at DC
>>152965357Poor Frank, he doesn't know that PG stands for pegging.
Does Frank typically date much or get into romantic situations. I thought he was pretty hung up on his dead wife
>>152974409Punisher Max Punpun was hung up on his wife. 616 fucks but rarely.
>>152974368She doesn't do that cause she isn't cringe like you are for bringing it up unprompted
>>152974497Punisher Max Frank also very rarely has sex, it becomes a plot point
>>152965357I legit love this. First issue in a long time but it was a bundle of fun. May even cop a floppy.
>>152967692Not sure if bait or poor reading comprehension
>>152965204oh neat, all the journalists together
>>152965357Boobs not nearly big enough but it was a nice story
>>152969340I'm assuming this is canon to their earlier, previous cross-overs so they already know each other.
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>>152975319It's a valid take, notice Superman and Doc Ock know each other (Doc Ock and Lex being the villains of the original story( but Spider-Man and Braniac have never met before (Braniac having not appeared in the first or second story)
>>152964535WOOOOOHEROES!!!!
>>152975367>spider-punk with super-boyShould have been Ben you hacks
>>152964095>>152964088>Mark WaidFuck off with this garbage
>>152975367Are retailer exclusive covers cost-effective for the people involved?
>>152965836JLA/Avengers to lead to Secret Crisis
>>152964088Did any of you guys have trouble getting this yesterday? I guess in my region DC and image had some massive shipping delay
>>152965107This is an odd story for Fraction, the guy who did the best Jimmy stories since he had his own series in the mid 20th century.I have a feeling they didn't know what to do with the miniscule page count.This reminds me of some later Mike Tyson Mystery episodes (if you've watched that Adult Swim cartoon) where eventually the stories just amounted to a story being set up, not resolved, and then a character dying when the episode ran out of time.
>>152976431A lot of this issue feels like unfinished stories, which the Batman Deadpool crossover didn’t have that problem so I’m not sure where the disconnect is here
>>152965204Something I really don't like about this story is that it's Lois again. Why not Perry White? He hasn't even featured in this comic and he's one of Superman's most important supporting characters.>>152965281Now often people make complaints about comics which have too many scenes of characters just sitting down and talking. "Why not just make it regular prose?" They may ask. Often I'm inclined to those arguments myself.But this worked. As a small role to see these characters interact, I thought it was fun
>>152965444It's almost as if they don't have the retards of Marvel editorial breathing down their necks
>>152965628I heard somewhere there was going to be an exclusively digital Wonder Woman & Thor
>>152965825His miniseries "Trinity: Daughter of Wonder Woman" was pretty solid.It's also drawn by Belen Ortega, which is a great thing of course
>>152964120This isn't right. Banner is the man on Gamma specifically, but Octavius is the radiation in general guy.
>>152976451I wonder if the main story ended up going long so they just sent out a last minute memo to the other writers to shorten whatever it was they were doing.Because that's what it feels like.
>>152965281>Jameson dislikes BatmanYeah, that makes sense. I just never really considered it
>>152976617it explains why Peter and Bruce bonded so well.
>>152965357Incroyable. Bravo! Astounding. I'm on my knees and happy for Frank
>>152965738Exactly what you'd expect from Waid.
>>152964633Stopped reading here, I hope Tom King dies.
>>152964773Between yesterday's Superman and this I can only conclude that DC is intentionally trying to portray Prime as sexy.
>>152976583Banner is more famous. It doesn't matter who's science dick is actually bigger, just that Otto is slighted.
>>152976549Thor already got one last time with Shazam, I doubt itWe won't find out if they're doing two more digital books until the Spider-Man/Superman book comes out anyway but I guarantee if they decide they're going to do Wonder Woman in one of these whichever female character Marvel pairs her with is gonna be the definitive without a doubt queen bee of Marvel going forwardSo the only question is Carol or Storm again
>>152976946Wonder Woman/Wolverine
>>152976617>>152976633We already kinda had a hint of this during "Heroes Reborn" (2021), where in the absence of Spider-Man, Jameson turned Nighthawk (Batman) in his new "Threat or Menace".
>>152976486Didn't Perry semi-retire since he had heart attack?might be why DC is unwilling to use him
>>152977061Yeah, he left the Planet and left Lois in charge, but he didn't disappear, he's now the Mayor of Metropolis.Anyway, this is a non-canon crossover, they can do whatever and take from any era they want.
>>152977061>>152976486The simple fact is there was no way on God's green earth Greg Rucka was going to write a story where a no nonsense brunette was not the main hero
>>152976451>the Batman Deadpool crossover didn’t have that problemDid you read it, dude? A good half of both books were just incomplete. Either teasers for shit that never happened or cut off at seemingly random.
Any good download link for this?
>>152977308It hasn't been uploaded anywhere yet
>>152964207This page is really fucking cool, great perspective
>>152967692yup
>>152977574>Yup>Y.U.P.Ah you mean "Yes Untrue Paul" Interesting. A fake simulacrum of a man. The real one is....well I think pic rel has your answer.
>>152974667Sorry, Frank is already moaning like a little bitch taking the big kryptonian strap on
>>152964518I liked it, a pretty fun adventure with great art
>>152977092the crossovers are all canon to each other
>>152965313do you guys actually like simone as a writer?
>>152977847I don't even like the Punisher, I just think you are being a faggot bringing that shit up like the absolute losers dwelling Reddit do.
>>152978034she's alright, there are definitely worse writersshe's not making high art but her stories are comic book good
>>152976946>if they decide they're going to do Wonder Woman in one of these whichever female character Marvel pairs her with is gonna be the definitive without a doubt queen bee of Marvel going forwardI really wish they'd consider expanding on the Cap/Wonder Woman story from Deadpool/Batman, making it so that not only did WW and Cap fight together in WWII, but also that both the Marvel and DC Universe were one Universe the whole time was a cool take that could easily be expanded into its own book.
>>152965313I really like Ortegas art, super expressive
>>152964760>les>not mesONE FUCKING JOB
>>152969348I'm curious, what are the essential PG readings?
>>152978225There's only one, and it's collected in a nice single volume
>>152977924Only if they choose to, they can just ignore that and do whatever they want, like killing Jimmy for a joke.
>>152978049Two more inches inside Frank little pluckhole!
>>152969348Same reason I don't like her hanging out with Harley Quinn>>152978225Power Trip, aka the Conner run (the first 12 issues of her 2009 solo) is pretty much the definitive run. It's also getting collected along with the rest of her solo series into a big omni that's coming out in August.There's also Geoff Johns' Justice Society of America that ran at the same time, and I'd personally add All-Star Comics (first appearance) to the list.Avoid anything New 52 onward
>>152978225It's worth reading All-Star Comics #58 - 65 just to watch Wally Wood slowly pump PG's boobs up every issue.
>>152978542>Avoid anything New 52 onwardTechnically New 52 PG is a separate character though the line's kinda iffy and it's not like they did anything good with her after bringing her back for real
>>152977061Like any of this is canon to anything.
>>152978638>bringing her back for realThat's debatable. "Paige" is irreconcilable with Power Girl as we know her, so she's practically a separate entity like the New 52 PG
