>kevin smith writes a jay and silent bob crossover with archie comics>milly, a character played by smith's daughter in the newest movies, makes an appearance>she offers to give archie a handjob in exchange for josie and the pussy cat ticketsWhat did Kevin Smith mean by this?
>>152971379He knows his daughter better than anyone.I mean, didn’t he name her after Harley Quinn.
Jay was going to let Archie fuck her.
>>152971379Comic writers and artists are perverts, news at 11. Nevertheless... >fukken saved
>>152971467>swearing in an Archie comic
Kevin Smith is a tone deaf retarded fatass
>>152971651>Makes Batman piss himself.>Had Black Cat raped in college.He's a fucking goof.
>>152971601Kevin Smith in particular is a greasy fuck, look at shit he wrote like "The Evil Men Do" where he retconned Black Cats origins as a thief into being raped by her college boyfriend.
>>152971615That's a whiplash I'm still recoving from
So, an artist has drawn Archie getting the handjob, right?
Archie was fucking Mrs. Grundy on Riverdale, we're way past pearl clutching with these characters.
>>152971467Why is the writing so smutty?Is this what Archie comics are like these days?
He probably just asked Harley what she would say to Archie
>>152972190That wasn't ms grundy though. And Riverdale was some alt universe shit and was hated by most Archie comics fans. >>152971379Kevin Smith is a hack
>>152972227I wish. Archie is so fucking tame nowadays. They don't even have good pin-ups anymore.
I love that they just let anyone do anything with Archie the last 15 years or so. It's created some of the greatest television we've ever seen. You forget you're watching or reading Archie so easily. I welcome the next unhinged interpretation of Archie with full arms.
>>152971379Are they really that great of a band or did she just wanted Archie?
>>152971379>Smith's claim to fame supposedly is that he gave normal people a day in the limelight>try to watch one of his movies>the "normal people" are all degenerate fantasies that only a deranged Jew would think ofNo, normal people don't fantasize about eating shit and drinking piss, Smith.
>>152971701Why does nobody give Robert Kirkman the same kind of crap for the same stuff?
FACT: Everyone in this thread is just mad they don't have a cool industry fag nepo dad to put you in their comic flirting with your waifu/husbando. Kevin is based and a good dad, Harley probably thinks Archie is hot and told him to put it in. You will never be able to do this and it makes you angry.
>>152972250>hello my lovely daughter. i am writing an archie comic, and i want to put you in it. what would you do if you met archie?>i'd offer to jerk him off.>sounds good, i'll make sure to fit that into my story.
152972566Kevin talked about licking his wife's butthole on twitter, cried at MCU crap and whined on facebook because someone refused to wear a mask and laughed at his gay Batman analogy. So, hard pass for having this emotional soiboy as a father.
>>152972788>Kevin talked about licking his wife's butthole on twitter,This is based the rest is cringe. Either way if you could read I said a "cool industry fag nep dad" not Kevin, it could be anyone but Kevin who can just so happen to put you into something and have you flirt with your waifu/husbando. The fact you don't have one still pisses you off.
>>152971379I just want to state how underrated HJs are. A motivated hj with those soft woman hands is quick, feels amazing, and has relatively little cleanup. Also leaves room for plenty of kissing, holding and stuff
>>152972594I saw her in Cruel Summer, she looks like a troll when she hasnt had people wasting hours on making her look human.
>>152972964Fuck off Kevin and go cry because you fried your brain with weed.
>>152972594Yes. It’s funny.
>>152971467>hits pipe>>152971615I'd be surprised maybe before the various horror comics with Archie characters getting murdered and ripped apart. Poor poor Sabrina.
How would Betty and Veronica react if they walked in on Archie getting a handy?
>>152973165Betty would faint or cry. Maybe both. Veronica would start yelling at Archie and assault him.
>>152971467>just a fucking handjobReally?
>>152971379Who the hell still cares about Jay and Silent Bob?!
>>152971379
>>152972964Eating poop isn’t based, Saar
>>152973348Don't pretend you would say no.
>>152974701Not bad.
>>152974701>huge but kinda lumpy ass>shitty alt girl haircutPUT ME IN COACH
>>152971651no, he lost all that weight years ago
>>152975239His soul is fat.
Drawfags, I'm begging you. I need the hj art.
I liked the Degrassi crossover better
>>152975674>Mewes hitting on Ellie as Jay and himself It was great
>>152974701Looks like Betty if she tried the alt girl crap.
>>152972566Hit the nail on the head
>>152971379Who the hell are Jay and Silent Bob anyway? Isn't that just Kevin Smith?
>>152975674Thought you meant an Archie and Degrassi crossover.
>>152976165And Jason Mewes. They are the quintessential gen x stoner comedy duo. They're antics include standing around and doing pot. This was hilarious in 1996
>>152977221Damn right
Look at this no-goodnik trying to corrupt Archie, Jughead has the right idea
>>152971379I’ve never been an Archie fan but I feel for them right now. They probably thought their comfy little franchise was safe from modern audience enshittening.
>>152971467I like that he looks like his design from the Clerks cartoon.
>>152977270>I've never been an Archie fanWe can tell
>>152977270Boy have I got news for you
>>152975674It’s insane that they let Kevin Smith insert himself into the show and ruin the longest running romance arc they had
>>152971379i'd give archie a handjob if it'll get me closer to josie and the pussycats
>>152977435I hate how they replaced Pepper with a nigger.
>>152977451they brought her back for two stories back in 2022 and she had a cameo in the jay and silent bob crossover, at least they've been acknowledging her a lot lately
>>152977451Sure you do bro. You totally read Josie comics, and didn't learn about Pepper from a wiki or a /co/ post and use it as an excuse to cry about black people.
she did suddenly show up out of nowhere in one of the jughead comics though, issue 86
>>152977481I think the word nigger is funny
>>152977508>>152977476Jane Crocker from Homestuck?!?
>>152971379I don't like this artist. He draws the faces all weird like skewed like he's laying his head on the table while drawing.>>152972594WOULD. YOU HEAR ME, KEVIN? I WOULD CLIT COMMAND THAT LITTLE HUSSY. SNOOGINS.
>>152977555I'll take it any day over Dan Parent's work. I think he makes their faces too wide and spaced out.
>>152973000>Little clean upLmao not with my ogre loads.
>>152977555>Hussy
>>152977451>>152977435They replaced Melody and Josie with blackies in the Riverdale show. It pissed me off. Its even worse that they make Josie an absolute bitch.
>>152977555>He draws the faces all weird like skewed like he's laying his head on the table while drawing.what the fuck is that supposed to mean
>>152977599This guy is also alright. But too blocky. Both are better than the gay anime attempts or realistic depictions.
>>152977661>Riverdale only ended 3 years ago
>>152977555He draws faces like he makes 50 bucks a page
>rosario dawson played valerie in the josie and the pussycats movie>was in clerks 2 and 3It's all connected, bros.
>>152977599Harry Lucey is the only Archie artist worth a ding dang
>>152977731You say that when LORD Bob Montana exists
>>152977672You ever drawde'd while laying your head on the desk? Its comfy but when you sit up your drawing is skewed because of the perspective while head down is different. That's why artist tables are vertical and titled slightly instead of being flat desks so the perspective is correct. So while it looks like you draw a perfect circle in the flat image, when you actually see the page straight it's oblong.
>>152977451Val is based. Kys poltroon
>>152977752Explain Japan
>>152977752So if you laid your head down while drawing you would get skewed images. Cus that guy's art always looks like the a bottom to top right skew. Like look at the eyes compared to other Archie artists. Always draws one eye higher than the other.
>>152977781autism
>>152977743God, look at that fucking coloring. FUCK digital and the laziness it has created. FUCK YOU MALIBU. FUCK U MARVEL.
>>152977781Chinese eyes correct perspective. Ancient Shy Knees secret.
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>>152971701He also killed Karen Page, fucking all Daredevil development
>>152979675Oh fuck he killed her? I just thought he was the one that had her do porn.
>>152979675>character killed>in the DC universeOh no, she'll be back next year! Death is a revolving door for important characters, storylines don't get cancelled just because somebody up and died
>>152979725*Marvel universe(like it makes a big difference)
>>152979725>>152979735She's been dead since 99'.Fuckers like Jack of Hearts need to stay dead.
>>152979725one of the most notorious aspects of capeshit is that bad stuff tends to linger around for quite a while. Even death, as frivolous as it can be, often sticks longer than you'd think. Not to mention the whole hassle of re-implementing said character especially if they're a side or supporting character. It's funny because almost the complete opposite is true for positive developments which often get jettisoned asap
>>152974701I'll pass thanks
>>152971379Kevin smith is a s-oy bot faggot but honestly him lusting after his daughters is one of his only based qualities. Like smith should be lynched for ruining the he man cartoon but if my daughter was that hot id be boning her too.
>>152979790Clerks 3 was pretty bad too. I mean Clerks 2 wasn't great either but it was hardly so irredeemable had they ended it there.
>take family friendly thing>add swearing/sex/drugs/violenceLiterally nothing hackier. I don't care if Archie's been doing this for years now. Shit like this always sucks massive dick.
>>152979980Archie has always been sexually charged, but this is boorish I agree
>>152979980That's not what Archie's been doing, though. Or what's happening here, either. It's the two-worlds-collide trope, which has been a big hit with fans (and the creator) for years, particularly since the Punisher/Archie crossover, where the contrast between the two was fucking glorious. I mean the gag here isn't that Archie and pals are swearing now, it's that he's so clean-cut he doesn't catch on when somebody from outside Riverdale is talking about sex.
>>152971467>>152977476>>152979258This all makes me miss all the Archie lewd edits on /aco/, I wish I could find them all now.
>>152980024There’s some on r34. I really think, at least those ones, did the breasts in an overly round ‘toon style. Adapt the curvature and gravity of 60s and 70s tits. There are complete playboy archives on a few sites, so if I learn to drawn I’ll know what references to use
