>Cosmo, Wanda, I wish the hydrogen in all h2o molecules was replaced with flourine!
At this point I'm just gonna say "Shut the fuck up, Sport."
>>152975564>"I wish public sex and nudity were completely legal
>>152975987seriously.We can get back to policing what people do when we stop policing what they can show. If anything, get it all out there.thankfully real life does not have a Butch Hartman art style...
>>152976309>thankfully real life does not have a Butch Hartman art style...I wish it did.
>>152975564>With a boiling point of −144.75 °C, OF2 is the most volatile (isolable) triatomic compoundEvery living thing on Earth simultaneously catches fire and explodes due to all of the OF2 flash boiling to gas and oxidizing the organic matter
>>152975564Da rules say you can't make someone fall in love but what about lust?
>>152976335wtf is this real how could timmy do this
>>152975564>i wish the earth explodedit doesn't have to be so complicated
I wish every word in the English language was replaced with "nigger"!
>>152975564>COSMO, WANDA, I WISH THERE WAS A PIECE OF CORN FOREVER STUCK IN BETWEEN EVERYONE'S TEETH EXCEPT MINE
Cosmo, Wanda, i wish Crocker's name was on the Flightlist.I wish Trixie had a bad case of Macromastia.I wish that Vicky developed a tumor in her left lung and one in her colon. Stage III. Give her that hope it might be beaten.I wish Francis had memories of his uncle touching him.>Timmy, please... These aren't in the rules but, but we can't.I wish everyone's ink cartridges suddenly solidified.I wish the Evergreen was stuck in the Suez Canal again.I wish the Ukrainian Front was covered in a 10 foot layer of mud.>TIMMY, STOP!I wish the gravity of the world was increased by 1.2x times.I wish the Dinklebergs' ancestors had made it to the ovens.>TIMMY, NO!>*Ting!*
>>152976539Fairies are hilariously short-sighted. They probably have a rule against "lol I wish the earth exploded" but not against something that accomplishes the exact same thing in a more complicated manner.
>>152976924>I wish Francis had memories of his uncle touching him.This one got me
>Cosmo, Wanda, I wish I could make any girl pee herself just by thinking about it hard enough!
>>152975564>Cosmo, Wanda, I wish pi was exactly three.I don't even know what would happen
>Peri! I wish the very existence of Hazel caused multiple people to develop severe schizophrenia that was exacerbated by my presence!
>>152977461Some very minor things would be slightly different. Not enough to actually cause harm but enough for you to notice and be really bothered by it.
>>152977461The nanobots from Jimmy Neutron would have won in that episode with the pi poem.
>>152977483Disagree. I'm pretty fucking sure the universe would start melting or something. Every living being on Earth would probably die instantly or near-instantly.
I wish anyone reading this would have their left testicle explode like a fuckin' dye pack
>>152975564Cosmo, Wanda, I wish Tootie was real
>>152976924>increase gravity by 1.2xthis but make it at least 4x. I want that Goku training regimen
>>152975564>Can you wish for The Summoning to be greenlighted?>NO he would wish for Megas XLR sequal and Symbionic Titat ending
