I think Marvel is posting itself on /co/ to get market research from anons here.
Imagine being so pathetic you turn to a dying 4chan board full of underaged retards, trolls, bots, and schizos for “research”. If this is what Marvel is doing, getting its “improvement” from the anutisr on this board, it’s only going to get worse from here. Imagine what would happen to Spidey if they see a Gwenschizo thread, or Loki if they see one of Lokischizo’s spam threads….
>>152982844I mean, are you surprised. People who would go on to work in either cartoon or comic industry used to use this board.
>>152982949Why the fuck did my laptop correct autists to anutisr. Point still stands.
>>152982980>>152982949Does this mean /co/ is to blame for Marvel’s retardation?
>>152982999No, that would be Tumblr. Literally Tumblr is to blame for why everything is so gay these days. It's the root cause of all of this shit.
>>152982844The answer to these inorganic threads is posting what I call Lowe-jaks. I don't have any on me. But I think that is one such tactic.
The market research from here would say "stop doing like 95% over everything you do now. It is fucking awful." That doesn't seem productive to do.
Hows about you fire Nick Lowe and make Spider-Man comics good?
These threads, including this one, are made by the same person
>>152983756Not just Lowe, but Buckley, Brevoort, Cebulski and White as well. Joe Quesada's continued influence over Marvel needs to be completely broken.
>>152983835God, please be a little…
>>152983835>Doom Dance>Disneyland Latveria>Streamers randomly dressing up as Doomthis is so retarded I hope it’s real
>>152983994*A lie
>>152982844Marvel employees clearly run damage control on this board, but I doubt they make many threads. They are especially obvious in Absolute threads.
>>152982844You just noticed? Been a thing for over a decade now.
It’s adorable you think anyone cares what /co/ thinks anymore
>>152982844t. Marvel
>>152982844And it all goes through one ear and right out the other
>>152983835>Disneyland LatveriaPlease be true!
Yo Marvel, if it is you, kill Carol Danvers, she sucks
>>152982844>desperate and sad marvelfags post and reply to threads, lamenting about the state of Marvel and trying to understand where did everything go wrong and how to save Marvel>people want to think they're shillsOne day I'll post 3 Maxx threads, and I hope that you retards claim that Sam Kieth is secretly alive and shilling his comic
I wonder if they ever copy AI prompt ideas for "inspiration"
>>152984841Wasn't Brevoort showing off AI produced things a few months ago?
>>152982844This is not shilling all of these are negative>>152982980This hasnt been a thing for one decade, no one important uses this website anymore
>>152982844Hey Marvel interns, here is my advice.1. Fire Brevoort, Lowe, and all the Divorced Jews and Incels in the Spider-Man offices.2. Undo OMD 3. Stop making every other book a mini.4. Make events shorter.5. Kill Paul6. Stop shoving Tombstone in every single Spider-Man story.
>>152986827>6. Stop shoving Tombstone in every single Spider-Man story.But he's their token black(albino) bad guy
Dear Marvel,Making Spider-Man single only to have him date no-name bitches like Shay or Carlie is a dumbass move. Missing the timing on hooking him up with Norah was also dumb. Also, how did he not fuck Cyttorak's daughter in nine deaths? Bi Icon Black Cat doesn't work. No one cares about bi Icons. Just let her sleep with Peter whenever possible. Also, yes, stop it with the Tombstone push. And the Kamala push. And the Carol push. $5.99 is way too much for an issue.
>>152987045We’re sorry. To show how sorry we are, we will be making a Jeff the Shark special, starring Alligator Loki and Deadpool, it will be handed off to Daniel Way to give our readers a breath of fresh air before the return of Bendis, who’ll be adding the TVA in the next comic to synergize with the upcoming films. We hope this will make up for our mistakes.
How many times are you going to reply to your own thread OP?
>>152986827We were actually planning on killing off Peter and replacing him with Miles permanently, also we are giving Paul his own solo one shot. He gets involved in TVA shenanigans.
>>152984886There is nothing wrong with that.
>>152987312>we are giving Paul his own solo one shotAbout that…
>>152987548Being stabbed is the second most survivable death after being in an explosion. Do a proper death like having him entirely cut apart into many pieces and having his organs burned seperately.
>>152986827You don't even know how bad things really areNobody even knows what OMD is, nobody knows floppies are still being made, nobody knows what an event is, nobody knows who Paul or Tombstone is. Nobody even knows what's going on in the Spider-man comics, or that they're even still making them.You could make all of these changes and it would effect literally nothing because nobody even knows comics still exist.
>>152987798Paul is the second coming o hydracap
>>152987823Nah, his time has past. He's just going to either be a last page reveal in the future or get his corpse animated by something.
