REAL SWISS HOURSQott To Swiss or not to Swiss? Could you Swiss a Swiss?Last Swiss Swiss >>152965213
RETARD
>>152983254swiss miss instant piss
4th for prospitcest
>>152983254I think he is nice. still amazed at myself that i predicted that the horses could get pregnant. but honestly after the omegaverse chart and the nymphs whole deal and profecy it was only a matter of time. A to B points where not that hard to find.
Someone post that swiss edit where he fucking dies, I love that video.
Kinda bummed that i got a seazonal cold mid my (evil)job schedule. Its not that bad but i need some lemonade shots asap.
My new purchase has arrived, at last I'm going to ascend to Autism Tier by wearing this shit in public and to work.
>>152983467your name is /hsg/? why is it there?
>>152983467Awesome!
>>152983467well done anon! i'm sure some people will spot your shirt and notice you.
>>152983467One isn't enough anon. BUY MORE.
Stitched together the Rose Strider discussion from last thread.
>>152983518nice cat
>>152983518My gawd. My impulse purchase demon is smiling and wiggling its tail. But i must control myself. Nice collection anon.
>>152983487First time seeing a timestamp?
>>152983523idk what is happening so far with screeshots and resolution in here. but when i zoom on it i can barelly read the letters.
>>152983557yes. not even kidding. what does it do
>>152983569Are you on a phone?
>>152983523Based
>>152983580This is like a proof that the photo is from the anonymous person is from the thread in question anon. like a verification code. no biggie.
>>152983580basically this
>>152983592yeah. does it is diferent for mobile users? this never happened before for me.
>>152983622Try opening it on a computer, should be fine. I didn't reduce the resolution at all.
>>152983622 meholy shit. i changed to desktop mode and i can see full hd.
i am just gonna make my own homestuck shirtsill just buy black and white t shirts on amazon and then just apply the logos myself. way cheapernot to diss any merch havers, its just prefrence.
>>152983726no no this actually the right move. i'm gonna do the designs myself too and put on some shirts.
>>152983726this is actually the right move. ill make the cotton myself.
HOLY SHIT IS THAT GOLD SHIP
>>152983836bedbreaking sex
Why is there so much shobait on the Friendsim.
>>152983905>two ugly fatties>Karako(actually good)>purpleblood twins that got mogged by Karako into utter irrelevanceTalk about a pretty shit shotabait
not cool, cronus. knock it off
>>152984064Imagine gatekeeping yourself from enjoying stuff just because they are a little fat.
>>152984207>mmm i love eating shit yum yum yumYou can have your lard ass disgusting tubos and ill keep the cream of the crop boys for myself
>>1529842072D fatties can be cute but Diemen and Zebede just lack *something*
>>152984064>>152984207I don't like *fat* shotas. But I do appreciate boys with the teeniest but of padding Like how I draw John Egbert. (Hope this isn't to explicit. For the boards)
Electric made a new drawingpeak im afraid
>>152984703I wouldn't even count that as anything actually approaching fat.Also, would
The shota talk made me want to doodle young Bellan
>>152984835This is the cutest thing I have ever seen
I finished my Equius commission and the fine arts got a little finer>>152983467A coward who hides his shirts is a fool. Bask in the eyes of the public as a shirt expects
>>152985124who the fuck is commissioning you
>>1529852081. None of your business 2. I have a cool and unique highly developed style, why would you expect otherwise besides a gay attitude
>>152985229You do act kinda gay
>>152985256this
i think that colsla has a continuons runny nose.so whenever he finishes a sentence he sniffs his snot back with an audible *sniff*
>>152986199beforan karkat is built for rapealternian karkat is built for rapebc meat karkat is built for rapebc candy karkat is built for rapethe crab boy is meant to be abused and violated
All the way back in 2011 this artist correctly predicted that the Scratch would have the kid's guardian roles swapped around.https://www.tumblr.com/tessamack/4061087940?source=share
>>152986467Funny that they has John in Dad's place instead of Nanna's
>>152983467I shit you not I saw a guy in my universities Dining hall wearing that. If I find Him again I'll talk to him
>>152986503suck is diiiiiiiiick
>>152986467Pre canon designs always have a special place in my heart
>>152986444ough my dingus
>>152986444What about grub Karkat?
>>152986651>Beforan version of Dualscar <3< MindfangFuck it, why not
>>152986676rape.
they should be together. at least as friends.
>>152984835Built to be touched then convinced it's his own fault...
>>152986757The most cucked man in all paradox space.
>>152986467The scratch is still one of the coolest concepts in fiction. I would love to see more stories have an official swap au.
>>152986764when you can be cucked by your own future/past self...idk man, do you wait to be the cuck and then enjoy bbeing the bull? next level masochism vantas jeez
>>152986769>The scratch is still one of the coolest concepts in fiction. I would love to see more stories have an official swap au.Not sure if readers would understand it. But I'm still gonna try to steal that concept
Another drawing of my self insert
where are you? darn.
>>152986913>Another drawing of my self insert>posts nothingholy shit.... so dark and emo anon........
I'm such a loser gooner cuz I eat this up religiously FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I NEED HER BAD.
>>152986907Who tf is the luchadore?
>>152986994The mountain, the green sartyr basicallyhe's p cool
People are so hot and It makes me insecure..
>>152986945I'm here. I've been always been here.
guys. you, me everyone needs to be a moirail with themselfs.
>>152986977>>152987020anon dont take this the wrong way but comparison will only make you feel worse
When is Vriska will appear again in beyond canon. I miss that woman.
>>152987053But that means if i jerk off im pailing my rail
>>152987060too late, I have a strict diet and vomiting has got me. Give it another 3-5 months and i WILL look decent.
>anorexyyjk
>>152987092rails with benefits....>>152987094sigh... anon im sure some female cosplayer would freak over you or a twink>>152987113oh wow, to imagine hsbc couldve been worserip you clown fuck
>>152987113Hey this actually looks pretty damn cool where is this from?
>>152987166https://x.com/filo4ka666/status/2037651085523849298?s=20My timeline refreshed and I had to scroll forever to get back to it.
>>152987245Another piece from them
>>152983467wear a jacket over it
this might be one of the scariest things like, ever.
I want Dirk to be the face of racism and closet gay homophobia not the face of baby fucking
>>152986829Always has intention to play with the idea. I think for the most part despite the fact that act 6 is a shit show flame pile. The fact that it tried to totally revamp the story is an admirable effort. Because even by act 5 shit was getting a little to nutty. The only problem is that act 6 as a concept is more about Homestuck and it's random than anything else. Which becomes deeply uninteresting eventually.Like how in the 80s and 90s tone travel stories left the realm of sci Fi geekdom and into main stream media. And the same thing happened to alternative history / universesPre and post scratch stories could be that next big thing. Maybe...
>>1529866516oddamn why tf is she such a heccin chonker wtf
>>152987256omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
>>152987465much more aranea for cronus to enjoy anon :)
>>152987388what the fuck is wrong with you?
yall fucking black cronus? aka "chuck"?
i should really get caught up on homestuck 2, and then masturbate to satyrs afterward
>>152987465there you are. take this.this was made on the 15th im way better now
>>152987513>masturbate to satyrs afterwardlittle to no smut for the new characters anon...
>>152987492KANYE?????????????
>>152987534People are too much of a loser to make shota swiss porn
>>152987576ill take anything desureserves are dry tho it seems
>>152987594I'll get around to it eventually. I don't really like swiss but I do like making the fans happy hahaha.
>>152987135>6amzee hate>in MY homestuck 6eneral6aaaay you're 6ay and homolicious. horri8le opinion on, like, THE 8est Homestuck character. i FUKCIN6 love 6amzee>>152987481he doesn't deserve fatranea. no one does.>>152987492li6htskined ass ni66a he ain't even 8lack fr. 6ive me an extra 8lack vantaskinned 99.96% li6ht a8or8sion chuck then may8e>>152987525i see, i see. very 6ood. the pleases me 6reatly. i can officially say i've recieved fan art, and therefore and SUPERIOR to the common man. i am 8ecome artist, creator of thin6s someone has 8een inspired to create 8y. <3 on a sli6htly related note i fuckin6 hate talkin6 over 4channel of all thin6s, we should find another method of communication, since, as you've seen, my 4chan usa6e now comes in small 8ursts rather than rapid fire hyperfixation that's 8een consistent for like, almost half a year
>>152987465>>152987525Gotta shill my own dark Homestuck OC while we're at it.
>>152987628counterin6 this with another 8lack OC in... 2-3 days when i 6et off my lazy ass.
>>152987623>THE 8est Homestuck characteryou mean hussies best plot device?>no one does.we can all be wrong anon dw>>152987601goated
>>152987647>hussies plot deviceno, i wasn't talkin6 a8out Jade Har8les forkkmf homesftuck i was talkin6 a8out my sweet innocent 8ard who did nothin6 wron6 ever.AND, like i said, NO ONE deserves a fatranea. not even Cronus (who is also very hi6h up there in the "8est character" classification, since he's a 8ard (8est class 8tw))
>>152987676>sweet innocent 8ard who did nothin6 wron6 ever.beyond savingdoesnt even like fatranea, just say you're a fag and move on anon
chances are, that i dont even like homestuck anymore and im in deep denial about it.
>>152987623i really dont mind the inactivity. thats probably healthier for you. you might be touching grass for once who knows.also hows the daily drawings going? you know i have to ask that
>>152987534FUCK!
>>152983518I've considered picking up the Mind design a couple times.
>>152987713Then why are you here? Change your Doom classpect or fuck off anon.
>>152987722you can count with your fingers how many pieces the nex species havewasted potential imo
>>152987719>daily drawingslol. lolmao even. anyways, i'm usin6 the motivation from that, and puttin6 towards daily(ish) exercise. ALSO, i enjoy talkin6 to you, so i would still prefer another medium of communication, 8ut if you don't want to provide, it's fine>>152987696no serket is fat. pyropes? may8e. pexieseses? may8e. not serkets. it's unnatural and WEEIRID, like drawin6 jade without her ironic do6 penis.
>>152987803faggggggggggggggggg
>>152987832if today was opposite day you'd 8e correct. otherwise, since it's not, you're wron6, as Num8er 1 Rated heterosexual male in the Homestuck 6eneral, I would know a thin6 or two a8out 8ein6 8oth:strai6htand8asedwhich, unfortunately, you lack. you just need a Prince of 6ay to 6ently make love to all your holes, and then may8e you'll 8e FIXED and see throu6h the LIES
>>152987881fagggggggall gamzee fans are fags, it came free with you mental retardation and substance abuse
>>152987803i am very weird. im like the reverse of an antissocial. irl i can hold conversations well, its like my zone. but when i step into things like discord..its like there is an immediate pressure upon me, and i often start getting anxious and sweating bullets like equius. i start second thinking everything that i do and say constantly. and i cant lie, sometimes when i dont get a (you) on this site, i get kinda sad! but here there isnt any pressure. and since im really bad at starting convo, you just say your usual bullshit takes and i can give my two cents easily. making it better for me
>>152987946makara disrespect and SLANDER (that's what you're doin6 8tw) is... unnatural. the natural state of human 8ein6 is to love 6amzee Makara. you're corruption and su8version of the nature that the mirthful messiah's 8estowed upon you is the troll devil's influence (doc scratch). YOU ARE 8EIN6 PSYOPED INTO HATIN6 PEAK AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT (trust me, I would know)this is also 8ecause I'm the one who co-wrote the ori6inal homestuck (the 8ased and not 6ay version) alon6side a namefa6 you may or may not have seen around here. Lovecraft's Cat, aka 6uy, aka THE writer of THE Homestuck. I colla8orated with him, and when we wrote the ori6inal Homestuck (Ori6inalstuck, for simplicity's sake), we a6reed that the endin6 would have 6amzee 8e some sort of Desu Ex Machina. HUSSIE's dis6ustin6 perversion of our ima6e is why you even have the idea of hatin6 the precious clown stoner 6uy. he's just too 8ased.... he was just too 8ased for this fa66ot world....>>152988007darn. well, that's fair, i suppose. one mroe reason for me to slither my way in and out of the homestuck 6eneral, which i've stopped hyperfixatin6 on, like, months a6o
>>152988055>gamzee fans are retarded>proceeds confirm retadation>aditional sperg-outdo you love proving people right?
>>152988055>Lovecraft's Catohohhhhhok we get it, you can stop larping as the quirkfag now lovecraft
>>152988142Imagine. IMAGINE.Would be the funniest shit literally ever.
>>152988109*wa66les fin6er at you*you're unenli6htened, little ni66a. come 8ack when you accept some true facts, then may8e you'll 8e 6/8s of the amount of 8ased that I am currently>>152988142me? no, no, no, i'm not him. call me... 8ased 6uy. that's my new 6immick
>>152988154literally >hm people make fun of me here>oh ik! ill larp as that one guy that the thread does like!>*larps like a retard and sucks his own dick*>>152988161>you're unenli6htened, little ni66a. come 8ack when you accept some true facts, then may8e you'll 8e 6/8s of the amount of 8ased that I am currentlyyes yes lovecrafts goy, tell us when you stop larping
>>152988055there you go, all doom n' gloom. you dont need a hyperfixationn. anons here have been locked in ill tell ya, you kinda missed it. so have faith in this board like i have for you.
>>152988233Assuming that every time someone mentioned doom it's the same guy. What classpect are you. Kinda curious? Hope?
>>152988211>oh ik! ill larp as that one guy that the thread does like!>implies people like one of the twoLMAO, you deadass know that is not true.
Why would you larp as an artist. Sounds dumb anyway. People would expect you to draw eventually. It's like larping as the guy who draws John jade.
>>152988233hm fair enou6h. >>152988249well last time i checked (a while a6o) he was a 8ard of Space or somethin6>>152988302well Lovecraft's Cat-sama is already an artist thou6h8eitever. his immaculate art and multiple fanventures is why he IS the 6OAT. and that is also why Homestuck is a fraction of the 8asedness it is now. It was his influence. It always was.
>>152988273>implies people like one of the twoquirkfag was tolerable>>152988357>well Lovecraft's Cat-sama is already an artist thou6h8eitever. his immaculate art and multiple fanventures is why he IS the 6OAT. and that is also why Homestuck is a fraction of the 8asedness it is now. It was his influence. It always was.niggamake it show less
>>152988436>>implies people like one of the two>quirkfag was tolerablei like to think my existence is very polarizin6 8ecause there's two (three) types of people itt:>people who like me (8ased)>people who hate me (crin6e)>me (somewhere in8etween and 8oth all at once)>secret 4th option
>>152988436omg hes doing it on purpose stop replying. you're falling into the obvious bait anon...>thou6h8eiteverno one fucking says this, trust me, he knows how to annoy, he annoys me alll the time but i know its all fakey fake.
>>152988512>obvious bait anon...nooooooooits bait?i couldnt tell!
>>152988537don't 8elieve the lies anon. i'm 8ein6 100% serious
I care not for your squabble
>>152988545you killed quirkfag and are larping as themkill yourself at your earliest convenience...anyway im done, go suck your own dick or smth you've bored me>>152988567troll biology is so cute
>>152988584We should talk about cool things. Like Terezi
hmmm. sex with 6ru8s. wi66ler sex. in their 6ru8hole. in the 8roodin6 Caverns.>>152988625or sex with wi66lers. that's a 8etter topic methinks
troll whose typin6 quirk is just a 8ritish accent spelled phonetically
>>152988625terezi's cool
>>152988642why would you do that to this little thing
>>152988748its not that big bro...
>>152988767i was feeling canonical so now it is
>>152988625
>>152988748>karkat>despite the fact that a dick that 8i6 can only 8elon6 to CHADkrimake it make sense>>152988750men love havin6 sex with cute thin6s (activates the protective instinct)
>>152988844John Dave can be so hot when it's not tame fujoslop I wish there were some decent fics to read.
i'm not even a striderslopper. this is just redpilled. this is the thinkin man's art>>152988874this except it's stridercest instead
need. stridercest. only if it's 8ased thou6h, none of that fa66ot shit
I should draw more Stridercest
>>152988948if you drew this, then yeah you do. in fact i'm in your walls. 6et drawin6 or i'm pissin6 your 8ed
>>152988748I approve of this edit personally.
>>152988958Indeed I drew that. Fuck it, open invitation to all: give me Stridercest ideas to draw
>>152988998hmmm. i see. well, how a8out ummm dave... and he 6ives dirk a little kiss on the cheek?no, sorry. that was too DARK and TWISTED i'm sorry.
>>152988998Dave hacking away at bro’s corpse after killing him with a shitty sword
>>152988998seconding >>152989026 but it's like, super romantic with those little rose petals people have all around it's just super like, romantic y'know
>>152988998Please draw dirk and Dave frotting please. I need frotting
>>152988963thx anon
>>152988357actually i also finished reading pb so i could i also talk about that if it interests you.
>>152988642based desu
>>152988998bro cucking karkat
>>152988958this anon is good. hes got a slutty jadeblood vampire oc, i think youll like it, someone post that actually.
>>152989143why is she watermelon shaped>>152989136y'know i've fully read prisoune8ound. read it enou6h to know ellith owes me sex and is rapea8le, 8ut aside from that and the introduction of the literally me character (korpus), i didn't really read much else of it. tell me what you thou6ht a8out it. i, personally, thou6ht it was mildly interestin6, 8ut it didn't 6RA8 my attention, which may not have 8een its fault, may8e i just wasn't feelin6 it when i read it that one time, 8ut yeah.>>152989161secondin6 this 8tw
>>152989161
>>152989258someone PLEASE edit this to say "that's kind 9f pr96lematic" i'm begging you
>>152989286finebut only cuz i left ps open for that terezi and forgot to close it
>>152989203just catch up. theres a lot more korpus content, if that encourages you.
>>152989312you are so 8ased and i kneel>>152989332eh. i heard they RUINED him 8y makin6 him less chuddy so idk if i'll like it. plus, i'm kind of not in the mood for we8comics. ironically, i think i'd pro8a8ly read it if it was, like, written in a prose style, like a fanfic.
>>152988998dry-humping
>>152988905what does based stridercest look like in your eyes? asking for a friend
>>152989392in a weird way this ima6e makes me sli6htly aroused
>>152989402it's only 8ased if one of them is clearly uncomforta8le and/or not wantin6 it. if they 8oth want it and clearly consent then it's just 6eneric fujoslopcest
>>152989402i think the problem with stridercest is its such low hanging fruit for a fujoshi/yaoi lover.its like "oh wow abuse and rape, thats soo crazy, older man with younger guy" and they dont do anything interesting, or try to tell any story, or TRY at all. so it just becomes bland fetish porn
>>152989404Does it? What about this one? Does this one get you off you sicko?
>>152989448yes, video6ame ui is my fetizh
>>152989361its not even that many pages. stop being a chud and go read!you're a chud like colsla but you didnt hear that from me
>>152989392>scissor her
>>152984749Is that Feferi? o////0Because... damn.. DAMN!!!!
>>152989361>you are so 8ased and i kneelabout damn time..
>>152989472To be fair those are pretty sick personalized ui's.
>>152986526Damn.. proto Jake has swagger.(And fuck me proto Roxy is fucking HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT)
>>1529895198(8ein6 compared to that nasty cum8looded chud is the worst thin6 i've ever 8een told in my entire life8ut yeah i'll pro8a8ly read it... tomorrow. yes, i've determined to read it tomorrow. for ellith. she is just too cute. i dou8t it's in there 8ut i NEED to see her in extreme emotional distress (cute thin6s in distress make men (me) aroused 8tw)>>152984749eu6h. y'know the main thin6 i think i hate a8out oversexualized 8ody types when they're, like, characters with an already esta8lished 8ody type, is that it just ruins it for me. i dislike this ima6e, 8ecause it contradicts the version of feferi in my mind (cute). idk, ironically, i think her talksprite would make me hornier than this ima6e, which is crazy. just doesn't fit her vi8e in my mind. too womanly.>>152989567trwvke
>>152989448Those UI are fucking sick. Does John and Jade have those too?What´s the artist´s name anyway? I´d like to inspire further (this is the direction that I want to take my re-take onto. Or at least how each kid explores their Quest Planet)
my time is up. gotta go sleep>>152989361take care. and stop talking about sex so much, it makes people not want to talk to you
>>152989666hm. well sex is what i think a8out often. i mean, we ARE on /co/, the horniest non-porn 8oard on 4channel. 8ut yeah 6oodni6ht <3
>>152989611wanna see her emotional distress? youre in good luck then.also her and korpus are perfect
>>152989681justsaying to bring discussion other then what makes you hard
>>152989748i mean i do. only, like, a small portion of my posts so far have 8een hornypost adjacent. 8ut yeah i hear you
>>152989637https://www.tumblr.com/duddubstep/811884360279162880/guardianship?source=shareDuddubstep on Tumblr. None yet for John/Jade. For some reason I'm finding that all my favourite new artists in the fandom are either Russian or Korean.
VRISKA ELIZABETH SERKET, YOU BETTER NOT BE ON YOUR CUNTY ERA AGAIN>
>>152989666Take care Anon. Sleep tight
>>152989969>dsl's
>>152989969christ wtf is this creature
>>152989785The further they are from the American biome of the fanbase with it´s fandom culture, the better the fanwork is... interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER9WCtxjNqMGonna play fortnite, listen to erotica and eat tamales, cya hsg happy friday
https://files.catbox.moe/ji9tqz.pngI tried, may try again later
are we ready for a new whiteboard, also i cleaned the old one. sorry for not notcing it sooner. I will be giving myself 413 lashings as is customary.
>>152990223ermmmm 8ased???
>>152990223thank you..... TJAMK YOU
>>152990232you're epic anon, make sure you take pics of the board before making a new one
>>152990223i dont like stridercest that much desu but i must saythis is very well drawn
>>152990223
>>152990223BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>152990232took 30 minutes for it to get vandalized again lmao
>>152990474all me 8tw
>>152990223Really cute style, do you have any more artworks?
>>152990510why do you do it
>>152990523idk man i was just 8ored i 6uess lolmao
>>152990510wowyou're horrible, do it on a corner next time
>>152990554hmmmmmmmm nyo 83i feel the need to clarify that i'm jokin6 lolmoa
>>1529906416amzee detectionpenis erection
I like this thread. This is a Swiss thread.
>>152990713why is only attackin6 the zahhaks
>>152990223kino
>>152990692>This is a Swiss thread.>First swiss seen in a good while>thread is 40% filled with gamzee shit>the rest is okishyeahtotally a swiss thread :')
Would you go to the drive-through with Skye? What would you order?
>>152990830no and nothing
I miss Alan and Maiku and Larry and Rachel and Gwen and the ghost guyI actually looked up Hardlocked and it turns out hardlocked anon started another mspfa? He should have shilled that shit in here
>>152990830We're going to McDonalds and I'm ordering a shamrock shake for both of us :)
>>152991032she cuts herself anon, she doesn't deserve nice things
>>152991042Am I not allowed nice things as well? I'm a guy who cuts...
>>152991069Random faggot twink on 4chan...
>>152991069:(i'm sorry anon i didn't mean to tell you that you didn't deserve nice things. i was using that as an excuse because i think skye is a huge bitch "bluh bluh", as they say, and doesn't deserve nice things because of that
TRIDESERT AND MOONRUNES! MAKE A FAGGY TWINK WHO CUTS AND HANGS OUT WITH SKYE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>>152991157this but my life is theirs if they don't
>>152991264Mating Press.
Behold my evil and fucked up Gamkar art.
>>152991264god dbzanon how i envy your way of drawing smooth ssj hair without it looking like shityou gotta make an account somewhere to post this sort of stuff, its too peak
Why do people call Hussie a hypnofetishist? Is it grounded in fact or just because he used mind control lot?
>>152990223bless you for feeding my crack addiction
They should make a Homestuck game where you control different castes like Pikmin or Overlord it'd be fun
>>152991364Only one guy says this.
the shit i put up with
i just don't know what went wrong
Any Terezi x Rosebot fans here?
no way this was intentional. it fits too well
>>152991576>incel_sodomy_machineyeah ii dont have words for this
>>152991576>pregnant pillow plot>written by user incel_sodomy_machine>multiple chaptersI don't know which is worst but either way I need to read this
>>152991745post highlights anon
>>152991576
>>152991760fic includes this image. here's my favorite excerpt>”I’m not magic, dear. I’m scientific.”
>>152991852im at a loss of words
>>152991651im one :p
Simeone here Is a Lovecraft scholar? I want yo know if is there more influence of Lovecraft in homestuck than just the necronomicon, the hound and some vague reference to some deities
>>152991852wwhat a fuckin travvesty
>>152991317He gets off to cody calling him that
>>152991157In another world perhaps…
>Eridanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saOnB_CRG9Y>Kankrihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY1TtdZrad8>Meenahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LJGx0dHOvQ>Davehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpI5vMxYJ_k>Dirkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGoiXAaIT_w>Calibornhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wryyPIXDV4I
>>152990322im mobilefagging rn but I can try and get to my laptop this evening if no one else is going to do it kek
>>152992362it would be much appreciated, this whiteboard has been very fruitful and fun ngltake ur time if you need lol, till the 31st it wont die
>>152990232Thank you Anon. You are trully a real one... although I don´t know what the fuck I´ll do with the kids with disgusted faces there XD
>>152988874JohnDave where Dave pressures John into sex seeking some kind of comfort from him that John can't give, basically trying to overwrite his trauma with John ("if John would have raped me it would have been the nicest rape and been so gentle") but instead ends up raping John.
yo this tomodachi shit aint that bad
>>152992510what is this
>>152991576This plot is lifted straight from Big Mouth
>>152992630the new Tomodachi Life
>>152991281What are their classpects?
>>152991281>mutie that isn't too stressed by being in constant danger of being culled on spot because he's too high on the sopor pie to careCute idea
>>152991281imagine how neurotic clown cultist Karkat would be
davejade!!
>>152992671there's a new one?!?
>>152990788every thread is a swiss thread
>>152991069>I'm a guy who cuts...It's over for you, transition already
>>152993331dont listen to belzebu over here. there are already too many woman cutters.
>>152993087Have you been living under a rock??
>>152992510It's a shame face paint can't be tied to expressions or specific facial features. Gonna be completely impossible to make any accurate trolls without them looking completely busted the second they emote, or even blink.
>>152993573>looking completely busted the second they emote, or even blink.so just nromal trolls then?
i will know read your epilogues
6oddamn it. you know what? they should've completed the whole fuckin6 circleRoxy wants Dirk, Dirk wants Jake, 8ut who, pray tell, wants poor, dear, sweet janey? who will plow the :B? this is why homestuck sucks
>>152993685who do you think tops in dirkjake?
>>152993731Dirk o8viously. Princes always top, and if they don't, they'll 8e upset
>>152993740are you implying that eridan tops anything? PHHT dont make me laugh
>>152993740John tops Dirk though
>>152993784does he top? no, he's dead. would he WANT to top? yes. anyone (save for feferi (MAY8E)), he'd want to 8e on top, methinks. it's just simple Prince psycholo6y. Princes have a natural-ish desire to 8e in control (Kurloz, and especially Dirk are 6ood examples of this).
>>152993685>who, pray tell, wants poor, dear, sweet janey? who will plow the :B?
>>152993812nuh uh. she 6oes 8y JUNE now, chud. and also she'd 8e on 8ottom (since women can't top, o8biously)>>152993821this is the 8ad endin6. this is the fat u6ly 8astard mind8reak NTR endin6 that no one wants. no one should have 8e 8roken 8y the 8C8 (8i6 Clown 8ul6e)
>>152993842>nuh uh. she 6oes 8y JUNE just shut the hell up and answer the question without sarcasm dummy.
>>152993859"John tops Dirk" is not even a question8ut FINE, i'll say NO, he doesn't. John doesn't top anyone. HEIRS don't top anyone 8ecause they're too passive. 8REATH players especially don't top anyone 8ecause they just 6o with the flow. that flow 8ein6 someone who will top them, o8viously. So no, john's 6ettin6 his heirussy POUNDED and 6APED 8y daddy dirk. horri8le sentence i just typed 6oddamn it
>>152993878you're so fucking gay omg.
>>152993884>strai6htest man in /hs6/>6ay???
>>152993895aight bro whatever you say.also dirk isnt topping THIS june.
I hate the HS^2 writers for what they did to Gamzee. Bring him back you fucks.
>>152993908well yeah o8viously when she transitioned she chan6ed her classpect to Sylph of 8reath (like rock, paper, scissors, Sylph always 8eats Prince (Kanaya and Eridan for example)). shrimple as that>>152993915i haven't read 8eyond Canon really, 8ut whatever the fuck was happenin6 with 6amzee started alll the way 8ack around murderstuck. fuck hussie for what he did to the poor innocent clown 8oy who did no wron6
>>152993878Well Dirk will MAKE John top him, that's the entire point. Dirk turns himself into a villain and accepts he will be killed (topped) because of it. What do you think all his suicide stuff is about, it's him fighting his primal ego, he WANTS to be topped but Jake the wuss can't provide that for him and so he grows to loathe him. John the hero will though and then they can be unhappily together.
>>152993813acting like sollux doesnt pound the shit out of eridan's ass when hes mad.
Good morning HSG !Hope you're well
>>152993981you make a compellin6 ar6ument. i'll have to a6ree>>152994117yeah 8ut he would pro8a8ly prefer puttin6 that 8ratty low8lood in his place. o8viously>>1529942086oooooood mornin6 83
>>152994117Do Gold Blood backshots really feel that good?
>>152994424no that art is just exrtremely ooc. no one WANTS that pisscolored lemon-flavored slud6e inside them for the sake of it. it's weird.
>>152994424>>152994445Gold bloods have 2 dicks. Hussie told me so. That's why eridan (and me) needs some of that sollux dick
>>152994445you know you want those double bulges. you're just in denial.matter fact you need correction.
>>152994480>>152994500two dicks a fucked up u6ly lizard thin6 ew. that's weird. i'll only accept it if female trolls (specifically Fuchsias) have va6inal secretions that make a male troll just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions “Fuchsia Pussy Jelly.” and troll scientists were like “holy shit, dude we 6otta test this. You know, for science.” So the scientists collected a sample of said Fuchsia Pussy Jelly, and had a test primate (a human male). They swa88ed it on his dick, sat 8ack and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. 8ut it worked a little too well. The 6uy strai6ht up had a heart attack 8ecause he used all of his ener6y into fuckin6 cummin6. I want to live in a world where you can 6o to the troll 6rocery store and 8uy a jar of troll Smuckers Fuchsia Pussy Jelly and fuckin6 cum mysel to death
'ate lowwbloods'ate landdwwellers'ate humans (not racist just dont like em)love me sealove me empresslove me sciencesimple as
>>1529945506ilferi owes me sex>>152994570well then who, pray tell, is to plow the :B (jade 8tw)
Violets are for gold bulges
>>152994599they're for human men thou6h...
>>152993470Exactly! Cutting is female behavior which is why Princes never do it no matter how many Dirk kinnies insist otherwise
>>152994845well, if it's female 8ehavior, i would 6ladly drink any female trolls' 8lood. save for an olive8lood (they taste like like olives it's weird)
>>152994845>which is why Princes never do itThey would make others do it though right?
>>152993740>>152993813You forgot that being a Heartfag Dirk is a huge people pleaser in relationships, an assertive and insistent one, but still a people pleaser. Combine that with being a Prince and you get a vers who's fine doing whatever his partner is in the mood for. And yes, that means if you tell him you only want to get your cock sucked daily, you'll wake up with empty balls every single morning.
>>152994914this is true. i should've considered this
holy shit the thread went to shit lol, what the fuck is this stupid ass circle of "who fucks who"and why is the quirkfag massively retarded now? did hussie lobotomize them or what
>>152994599Bro that's castist you can't just say that.
>>152994966i try not to be casteist but goddamn fuchsias are ugly as shit
>>152994966ohhh shit thats a nice pic. i didnt even read the thread lmao. dont acknowledge quirkfag, he will go away eventually
>>152994985rude. i was 6onna 8ut now i won't
>>152994981You are so gay
>>152994981thats only true if the artist makes them ugly as shit anon>>152994985i just came back to the thread being shat on with gamzee shit and retarded takes, this nigga is hard to ignore without feeling my neurons fade out from disgust
>>152995016This unironically in reference to this >>152994992 character.I have never seen a more horrible attempt at making an "attractive" character. Its obvious the artist's hyper fetish is present and just instantly makes me hate this comic
>>152995016jesus christ man wtf is this shit you just posted. my word you gotta get some better taste fucking... man like shit that is unpleasant to look at jesus
>>152995046just say you're gay and move on, this thread is very chill about it anonyou'll get a few "fag"'s but thats it>>152995038>the artist's hyper fetishyou'd be surprised by abies old nsfw work
>>152995038Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
>>152995060Ive seen it, and its clear he cant find a different artstyle that doesnt leak into his shit comic. Name one thing of substance that you can retain from this OC showcase of a comic
>>152995062he's actually ri6ht. i think it's you who is the 6ay one, anon.
>>152995077Anyone that agrees with you is wrong by default
>>152995090well he didn't say he a6rees with me, i said i a6ree with him. dummy
>>152995090Your standards is anything with:-legs-a pulse (optional)Seriously, what is attractive about this character.
>>152995073meh desuit's clear ramona is made to be the "overly sexualised" trollcould be worse tho, at least her way of being drawn and her attitude are interesting to readits kinda like the inverse of kunuki or minami actually (maybe?)
>>152995118>two weeks into dating roxy shes trying to turn him into dad
>>152995114But the issue is, she is not an interesting character at all. The author cannot write for shit. Its amazing it even has a spot on CSPA, but thats because moonrunes is a fucking hack
>>152995137this would 8e solved if he just hired a writer to write his story of him or somethin6. simple as that
>>152995127Straight mom bait. Suck his soul straight out
>>152983467IMPORTANT FUCKING UPDATE I FORGOT TO MENTIONI've been also looking for a new laptop online and on the day of that shirt's arrival I've managed to find and snatch a brand new thinkpad with pretty good specs that for absolutely no apparent reason was on sale, we're talking like 300 bucks cheaper. And guess fucking what, today out of curiosity I've decided to check the store I've bought that laptop at again, and it's already back at its regular price.I'm not trying to be superstitious or anything but HOLY FUCK
>>152995137>The author cannot write for shit.for fuck sake, not only did the author just come back from years of inactivity just for the comic, not only that but its barely at the beginning? might as well give it some time before deeming it shit, im still not super sold on her but we dont have much to work with
>>152995183>author came back after long inactivityThats long inactive time to think about how to get better at writing. Zero excuses
>>152995201NTA but iirc i think they left cuz of some form backlash to their nsfw or smth anonbut im sure you can clearly write better
>>152995217You dont need to be a chef to know bad cooking.
>>152995228im curious now, what exactly do you find bad it DP?like which points? bcs the art is pretty good but now im interested in your points
>>152995247Its uninteresting. Which is the worst crime when writing. being BORINGI couldnt be more uninterested in whatever "plot" is going on post gigapause update. Its obvious the art carries. I tried re-reading it just a second ago but i could not be bothered to retain whatever was written. I would agrue that pre gigapause update there was an idea of a story, but with all that time that passed it shows the plot was lost
>>152995217Homestuck fans disaapoint me to no end. Not like the guy drew anything real raunchy
>>152995322>Not like the guy drew anything real raunchynot really but i recall hearing their workplace heard or saw it and they abies decided it should all be closed down to keep that job>>152995321>I would agrue that pre gigapause update there was an idea of a storynot really? its still jusr ramona fumbling around her room but a tad more 18+ than now? but anyway i understand your reasons
>>152994966>>152995016oh my fucking gog theyre so thick...
I prefer lowbloods personally
>>152995553ttttthis. cute low8loods are what it's a8out
>>152995553Same, that's why I always keep a few in my basement.
>>152995137There's barely 100 pages and the comic just came back from a multi-year long hiatus. Let it get into the swing of things.I happen to think she's fun, it's enjoyable to me to read a self absorbed neurotic's delusions and thoughts, combine this with Romana also being a mess and silly I find myself eager to read her adventure and see where it goes and how it will connect to the early flash-forward we were shown.
>>152995580Nooo they must be free!!!
has rose ever said "STRIIIDERRRR"or is that just a jonh/dave and jake/dirk thing?
>>152995929she says it in the 8edroom
>>152995644And get culled by some deranged psycho maniac roaming the streets even though they can be safely kept under the lock in my basement forever?
>>152995984kill the "deranged psycho maniac" (purple bloods) instead
>>1529960018ut then what excuse could would he use to keep the low8loods locked up?
>>152995929In the end of act 3 flash she says it when Dave is getting molested by crows while her house is burning down.
>>152996024psychopathy but its ok bcs he's not purple
>>152996041you make a very compellin6 ar6ument. those clown 8astards had it too 6ood for too lon6
>>152995553>>152995580Got some marinating in an herb and garlic sauce>>152995644Free range makes them strigy
>>152996053shit on purple chuds more often and you may be liked more(bcs its based)
>>152996054?? wtfwhy are you eatin6 them with 6arlic? fuckin6 ew man. unless you're eatin6 a lemon8lood idk why you'd even consider that. fud6e and staw8erry respectively, do not 6o well with 6arlic. I think. I mean, I haven't tried it yet so I wouldn't know...
>>152996091You need to properly prepare the meat. Kill 'em without activating the fear response, most of the sugars that give 'em that sweet taste are in the fear response chemicals. Blled 'em dry and let the meat age in a dry place for a few days. Bam, you can actually taste the meat and the blood can be used for various sauces or cocktail drinks.
>>152996183shit i should've thou6ht of that.... now i'm hun6ry
>>152984749There's something deeply wrong with slutty Feferi
>>152991281cute
>>152996198Well the oliveblood needs to marinate longer but the bronzeblood has been drying long enough. Would you prefer her stuffed with spiral-horned hoofbeast cheese or centaur lusus cream?
>>152991281devious
>>152996252this. she should 8e completely unknowled6a8le a8out sex until I (a human male) teach her. only then will she 8e a8le to 8e a LITTLE slutty. only a little. never more>>152996346i'm more partial to the cheese, personally. i'd ima6ine it would complement the persuma8ly savory flavor of the meat
>>152996593dude. that's literally dirk
>>152996593Never let your chud panache be watered down with faggotry
>>152996593So stick him in a dress and he's the only boy I'd shagThe only boy I'd anything is Dirk in dragI'll never see that girl again, he did it as a gagI'll pine away forevermore for Dirk in drag
Rose and Dirk conspiring to refer to Dave as their son.>Oh Dirk, isn't wonderful to see our son grow into such a strong, handsome young man?>Absolutely honey, he's got my chiseled physique and your pretty face>Oh Dirk, let's have another!Dave proceeds to have an aneurysm.
>>152996939The incestuous chemicals in his brain will overexert him and he will fucking flip the fuck out Absolutely fly off the handle. Rose and Dirk shenanigans are too good and it's a shame we never get to see any of it.
Rose and Dirk would also probobly start fucking/making out in Dave's room so they purposefully get caught and make Dave flip out more. Just the most devious diabolical mind games
Since the topic is Rose and Dirk I'd like to point out a neat switcheroo I've noticed>Rose and Dirk both use proper capitalization and punctation>Dave and Roxy both default to lowercase and use little to no punctation>Rose and Dirk's both share the TT abbreviation>while Dave and Roxy share TG
>>152996994>>152997122There's only one way for Dave to get back at them...
Would Rose refer to Dirk ironically or unironically as Daddy?
>>152997160she would refer to Dave as daddy ironically and Dirk as daddy unironically.
>>152997160>>152997180It's fair play considering the horseshit that comes outta Dave's mouth.
>>152997122I'm pretty sure this neat switcheroo was meant for more. Dirk and Rose have the same basic personality (radically different paths and execution). The same can be said for Roxy and Dave. The names are also meant to be related to genetics. Same pair genetics being for girls. (GardenGnostic, GhostyGumshoe,TentacleTherapist,) and different pair genetics being for boys. (GhostyTrickster,GolgathsTerror ((or whatever the fuck Jake's user is)), TurntechGodhead) Obviously with this all laid out you can see what is being implied. And given the developments Roxy has had in the sequal series' it's safe to say that some sort of weird gender theming was always meant for both characters. And to some extent their brushed up on in base Homestuck, but it's half hearted as with most things in act 6. >>152997136Dave absolutely fucking the shit out of Roxy and unloading all of his baggage (and his seed) onto her would be basically the most cathartic thing ever for him. At least in the moment till he feels a mountain of guilt.
>>152997267The things I hate with rose is that you can never tell how much she's into something or she's just fucking with you. Dave is kinda the same but he's at least honest when he says he's not gonna tell you. Rose is a fucking cock tease. More than the slutty drunk girl.
>>152997267>I've taken great pride in the meticulous maintenance of my internal filter.WHICH MEANS, that ms Rose Lalonde is/was/has 8een thinkin6 a8out callin6 Roxy "mom", "mommy", and/or its variations. Which is exactly why they should have a threesome. It's what would improve Homestuck
that ni66a is NOT dave lolmao who tf is this 6oofy ni66a
>>152997297she feels more sarcastic than dave sometimes..
>>152997344Austin?! Dave would never have that goofy ahh smile even after creampieing his sister
https://mspfa.com/?s=68043&p=15man i didn't know mspfa authors could be *this* based. i didn't know it was possible
Yeah I need Rose to cocktease Daddy Dirk like, now. Doing everything she can to get him aroused, and getting pissed off it fails, until finally she has him cornered and asked why he won't touch her
>>152997448she knows he's 6ay thou6h? or does she not? i can't ima6ine dirk just 6oin6 like "oh 8tw i'm 6ay" (well, kind of, 8ut not really)
https://archiveofourown.gay/works/80816141no one asked, 8ut this is hot. that's all.
>>152997522so were doing this, okay. this one is so cutehttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/68198621
>>152997421bleghi feel bad for complaining about content for my like second favorite ship ever, but everything about this thing is just kinda boring and vanilla and lame to me. i dont think its that cool at all., i guess im to weird for even normal werirdos
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>>152997421good shitdidn't even know you could post porn on mspfa
>>152997793i'm just here for the do66y penis t8h.>>152997774yeah this is pretty 6ood. i'm kinda disappointed t8h, since it has Roxy (like re6ular Roxy) ta66ed, and I was all like "ohhhh first chapter will 8e like a flash8ack, and second chapter will 8e her havin6 sex with Roxy and it'll all come full circle" which sucks 8ecause that would've 8een really hot.>>152997859me neither lolmao
>>152997850is this what dessert feels like?
>>152997867its so lamely drawn tho, bean mode slop!! blegh!!!!!
>>152997867ill find a better one darling, im searching for one that i think was momrose where rose was acting super analitical while mom's drunk and is just molesting rose without second thought
>>152997421bean mode coal
>>152997895>>152997922i think it's charmin6 thou6h. i was really 6ettin6 into it (until june's small penis jumpscared me)>>152997903cool. i'm on a real incest kick rn (for some reason??) like i have 10 ao3 ta8s open just out here SEARCHIN6 and hoardin6 ta8s like a fuckin6 creature. i haven't read this one yet 8ut i'll put it out there just cushttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/5609734
>>152997793it just isnt for you. you like porn with plotthis is like showing porn to one of those bl loving girls that like the dynamics more than the smut.>>152997895now i would not go as far as saying it looks bad. it looks better color wise than the act-6 art style for sure.
>>152997937cringe chubby junecringe dog peniscringe dialogTRASH,>>152997956im to fujoshi for this lol. oh well. I am the change i wanna see in the world so im at peace with it. I hate how stubby and chunky everyone is in the art tho man, its just, so cumbersome looking
i respect the artist for having the balls to make it tho,
>>152997937found it. omg rose is so witty on this one. so goodhttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/71981221
>>1529979778ased do6 penisokayish dialoguecrin6e chu88y junewhich equals to a... 6 or 7 out of 10. which is a passin6 6rade>>152998004cool. addin6 this to the 8acklogue of all the other fics i need to read (6od there's so fuckin6 many jesus)
>>152997977there is no way june is chubby. if you look at picrel and say its chubby than i hope you weight 30poundsbut again its fetishes all just you dont like.
frickin forgot picrel
>>152998013AND also pb. you said you'd read it today. dont trick me chubby.
>>152998072ehhh i guess shes not chubby, its just the rounded shape language, i still dont like it but i think i was jumping the gun a bit.
>>1529980858OFICK I FOR6OT. darn. i 6otta 6et my ass 8ack to mspfa and stop lookin6 for semi-ooc incest semi-8estiality smut>>152998072she is really, really cute 8tw. would've 8een cuter without her WEIRD PENIS. Have i mentioned how weird her penis is? 8ecause 8oy is her penis ever weird. and no8ody wants to have a Weird Penis
>>152998135why would a trans woman have a big penis?actually there is a scientific answer. estrogen makes your cock smaller, so that makes sense. the more you know.
>>152998182>why would a trans woman have a big penis?anon discovers that the artist can draw the tranny however the fuck he wants
>>152998182it's still just... so weird. i mean, jeez at least use it instead of 6ettin6 pe66ed like a little fa6. eu6h it's just so 6ay. may8e that's why i didn't like it.anyways, it just looks too unnatural. like, freakish. Weird, one could say
already, started readin6 pisse8ound. i'm 6onna reaaaaaal upset if Korpus doesn't kill ellith for this. or vice versa. i'm 6onna 8e fucking inconsola8ly furious
forgot i had psycholonials still installed loli guess ill read more of it
>>152998274You can read?
>>152998286no 8(i'm just lookin6 at the pretty picutres
>>152998274did you get a massive bonar when he said good girl? i know i did.also youre mischaracting him quite a bit but you dont know it so its okay
>>152998274Did you get more fat and retarded in your time away from this place? You should go back there.
>>152998279sometimes she looks ugly as shit but sometimes she also looks kinda cute how does he do it
>>152998401Nepeta is tough she could handle it
>>152998346yes, yes, I know he's pro8a8ly a Kni6ht of whatever. he's clearly posturin6, 8ut it sucks 8ecause i NEED an unironic, unrepentant CHUDcel character in fiction. and 8efore you say anythin6, i still haven't 6otten to see the colslaw incell or whatever that fa6s name ison an almost completely unrelated note, i don't think troll 8lood of ANY kind (save for MAY8E rust8loods) should smell like iron. a 8lue8lood's 8lood should smell like, fuckin6 co8alt or somethin6, since our 8lood is only red 8ecause it contains iron, so reasona8ly, a different color should have a different metal (or at least a different smell)>>152998401he's so real for this>>152998418anon, tell me what part of my post you found offensive so i can re8ut it
>>152998419Zhen........ (Hussie's Transition daydream)
oh 6od..... he's so 8ased... he's just like me...! he's just like me for real!!!!also why does korpus call ellith a mutant? is that si6nificant in anyway? she looks like any old 8ronzie to me
>>152998449hes amazing representation trust. colesaw uses 4chan.and thats even more of a reason for me to call you him. haha
how do i get a gf like this irl?
>>152998487Yeah....about that...>>152998623Crazy thing about this artist is that when you look at her nsfw stuff it's actually so much more unhinged than you'd imagine.
take me to ur leader gleep glerp
>>152998636STOP FLASH BANGING ME WITH MY OWN POST I KNOW ALREADY
LET'S FUCKIN6 6OOOOOOO love that for him. he's just so 8ased i'm prayin6 and crossin6 my fin6ers and performin6 pae6an rituals and sacrificin6 lamps to the dark 6ods that they don't ruin him pLEASE I'M on my hands and knees>>152998623you don't. you don't, and then you cry. and don't quote me on this 8ut i'm like 86% sure that 6irls like this aren't into 3d mmmen like you and me. which is why you need to transfer your consciousness into an ai machine. chicks love clankers>>152998649lily sexo
>>152998649Sexo
>>152998656>you don't. you don't, and then you cry.o-oh... okay...
6od every panel she's in she just looks so retarded. like are there any thou6hts 6oin6 around in there??? like at all? fuckin6 idiot-coded 8aka
>>152998449> i don't think troll 8lood of ANY kind (save for MAY8E rust8loods) should smell like ironThats an amazing point and i may be a hackthank you for pointing this out, will change that to make more sense
>>152998724>86 kun says something right for once.well ill be
>>152998747>onceoh 8oy do i have some news for you
why does she look like twili6ht sparkreranyways, i've 8een doin6 some thinkin6 (kinda), and i'm thinkin6 a8out classpects. now, i haven't read enou6h of prisoune8ound to really know any of the characters 6ood enou6h, 8ut i'm predictin6 some of the characters' classes ri6ht now:Mallum: Ro6ue, Maid, Witch. One of those pro8a8lyEllith: Pa6e or Sylph. Korpus: Prince or Kni6htand that's all i 6ot so far. these are su8ject to chan6e as i see more, 8ut that's all i 6ot. don't even ask me a8out their Aspects 6od i don't even fuckin6 know. i wanna 8e fuckin6 dum8 and say Ra6e for all three 8ut that's just silly
>>152998654If you think that's bad imagine getting flashbanged by old posts you made in screenshots from 15 years ago.
>>152998833i cant confirm if this is treal. But if you are that anon....man you are so based. also thanks for sticking with this shitty comic for so long
>>152998833Triple dubs, very saucy anon
>>152998833>15 years a6o6i6a unc. 6oddamn man jeez. like fuck that's a lon6 time. a whole decade and a half. of Homestuck. man...
>>152998723Literally every single bronzie in existence is a fucking retard and frankly that's their appeal.
>>152998887oh yeah. i for6ot lol. you'd think i was a 8ronze8lood the way i for6ot somethin6 so o8vious like that
wait. wait. if rust8loods are called that 8ecause they have actual rust in them (which is the same for humans) does that mean rusties are just humans with horns?i like to think human 8lood and rust 8lood are the exact same. i just find it mildly funny
>>152998831now things get exciting. your opnion on korp is going to change alot.
>>152999033yeaaah pro8a8y. later thou6h, i'm waaaaaaaay to tired to keep readin6 in any si6nificant capacity lolmoa
>>152983836who the FUCK is this
>>152999071umamusumare....
>>152999060oh that is great to know. wel continue tomorrow. so did you enjoy it?
>>152999134yeah it's pretty 6ood. Ellith is cute. Not really likin6 that rust8lood, 8ut that's just a first impression kind of thin6. overall... i'll 6ive it... like 3.5/5 stars. needs a stron6er hook to really hook me in, 8ut it's still 6ood
>>152999075sounds gay
>>152999194probably. i haven't played it lol
>>152999201its an anime about horse girl. oh dirk would fucking LOVE that.
>>152999071Guest character.
>>152999171youl love it trust me, youre not even halfway in. my recommendations remain, sublime.
>>152999235>horse cartoon>>/mlp/lol they out here turning anime ni66as into bronies>>152999239that roxy just looks uncanny>>152999247i see. well we'll see. it looks promisin6 enou6h. i've certainly heard a lot of 6ood thin6s
>>152999010>if rust8loods are called that 8ecause they have actual rust in them Nah, not necessarily, as far as we're concerned it's just a slur keeping with the gem and precious metal theme for caste names because rust is a bad thing.
Do you think troll skin feels papery of even blubbery to a certain extent?
>>152999271i see. fair, that does make sense, 8ut i also remem8er one of the 8lue castes 8ein6 called co8alt 8efore. so either that was supposed to 8e an insult (makes sense, i 6uess) or it implies somethin6 else. even if they don't have rust in their 8lood, i do wonder why they all have different 8lood colors. it's so weird for a species to do that. like, if the 8eforans all had one 8lood color, it could 8e chalked up to Doc 6room fuckin6 up troll 8iolo6y somehow to 6ive them a reason to enforce a caste system
>>152999322they have thick and rough hides, closer to that of a cows leather, or the carapace of an insect rather than "skin" as a human would know it. It is commented on by humans who know of a trolls body.
>>152999322i headcanon landwellers to have normal human-like skin, and for seadwellers to have more... dolphin-like, slippery skin (which is pretty hot)
>>152999338So fucking a troll would be like fucking a cow then?
>>152999377it seems so
>>152999377yeah why do you think they produce trilk from their succulent trudders?
>>152999341yeah so they could be more aerodynamic. and on a similar note, do you think that eri or feferi would use those swimming suits?and holy shit are their grills i think thats the name are so hot
i NEED eridan in a swimsuit right now.
>>152999401well feferi's normal clothes is her swimming suit cus she's always underwater swimming and shit lolmao. also what? are you talking about gills? like, the thing that allow fishies to breathe underwater
im bored as fuck gimmie doodle ideas
>>152999463feferi and eridan in swimsuits
>>152999463Draw a tasty cake but a blurry troll (tavros) far from it
>>152999427yes, those grills
>>152999495well those type of grills are hot until you look up "gills" and look at the weird freakish images of fish gills of a dead fish and then go "ew damn they have THOSE" but then you get a boner and realize it's actually pretty hot
>>152999323Cobalt or cerulean might be the actual names of the blue caste, just like rusties are called burgundies here and there. Perhaps these names are used in more formal context or when a blueblood is feeling fancy, even if in regular convos everyone simply says blue because it's easier.>if the 8eforans all had one 8lood colorI don't blame you(or anyone for that matter) for not reading Kankri's sperging, but he does talk about blood colors quite a bit, pic strongly related.
>>152999666>999666
>>152999663no, no o8viously i know they have different 8lood colors (kankri wouldn't 8e a mutant otherwise) i'm just sayin6 it'd 8e interestin6 if they *did* have only one 8lood color, and the Alternian trolls' different 8lood colors were resultant from somethin6 else, and weren't natural. it could also 8e some form of social commentary pro8a8ly>>152999683i 6uess he really was Si6nless....
>>152999463Dirk and Tavros riding the robot unicorn from Robot Unicorn AttackHARD MODE: You must listen to Always by Erasure on repeat while doodling it.
hello based department they are actually cooking for once?!
>>152999463davefef...
>>152999806this but it's mom lalonde molestin6 rose instead with john tied up in the cuck chair and FORCED to watch. now that would 8e 8ased
>>152999806https://files.catbox.moe/wzmlmh.jpgHere is something more based
>>152999857oh 6od. oh 6od it's 8ased. i'm unworthy to view this immaculate illustration. sauce? anon, please i'm 8e66in6 you on my hands and knees. please
>>152999857just make all the beta kids run a train on her at the same timenow *that* would be based
>>152999873omg that dave is so daamn tiny and cute.. its making me growl.
>>152999915growl like a siberian tiger and cum on your desk
>>152999933just did that.
>>152999977:/ maybe reconsider and whimper like a kicked puppy and uncum on your desk
To the person who requested Eridan and Feferi in swimsuits. Know that I began this. Also know that my poor timing means I am not drawing it right now and am instead tending to something important. Will either finish it tonight or tomorrow.Sorry bout that. Also I'm totally shotafying eridan and you can't stop me mwahahah.a
>>153000072it's all gooooood man you gotta do what you gotta do :)
>>153000072>'m totally shotafying eridan and you can't stop me mwahahah.so? it was supposed to be shota in the first place.
>>153000115>>153000115>>153000115Move boys hehehe
>>152992820Allright CHads... who shopuld have been Dave´s endgame?Terezi? or Jade?
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