HAPPENING BUNKER, GET IN HERE!
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>>152987102WE WON WOOOOOOOOO
PAULBROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TELL ME THIS ISNT REAL
KEKYPOW
this doesn't suddenly fix everything
>>152987169MJ and Venom went after Dylan (who has shrapnel in his leg after Paul destroyed on of the Shocker Gauntlets) in the sewers and found him and they hug it out when Dylan learns Paul is dead. All while Peter and Eddie fight Torment. Eddie wants to kill him for killing his family, but Peter keeps stopping him and convinces him to take him in alive. But Carnage gets pissed off with Eddie and then this happens.
>>152987269I'm so, so, so sick of No One Dies. It's always the same shit, it's always with Carnage, and it always ends with dozen of innocent people dead EXCEPT for the one person doing the slaughter. It's entirely my fault for still reading this though. I think I just enjoy being angry.
>>152987102>>152987269>Paul is Dylan’s Gwen Stacyi can live with this.
>>152987102>>152987111>>152987130>PLEASE BUY MORE COMICS LOOK WE HAD A META REFERENCE TO THE FACT THAT YOU HATED THIS CHARACTERNah.
>>152987111>Not even in the MJ spiralBrutal. It's time for Dylan to change his name Dylan Rabin.
>>152987102I thought he was being moved to the x office
>>152987342He should, Paul was a better father than Venom and Eddie.
I loathe everyone in this comic and give less then zero fucks about any of it.
>>152987349Even Paul doesn't deserve that.
>>152987102....I'm sort of considering trying to get that be Paul's LOCG icon when the issue drops
Just drew this Venom.Good riddance to Paul, but I just found him hilarious and didn’t read his comics.
>>152987349that was a pretty blatant troll that had no actual source or indication of being true
>>152987349>>152987367lol
>PLEASE! PLEASE CARE ABOUT PAUL! PLEASE ALLOW US TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT FUCKING PAUL! BUY OUR COMICS!!!!No, Marvel. No.
>>152987269Someone post the superboy prime edit
>>152987509 was meant for >>152987169 as well.
>>152987509To be fair, what else could they do with him at this point other than kill him?
>>152987509Have him sucked into a wormhole where he becomes the butt of the joke where he's being tortured by malevolent entities throughout the multiverse?
>>152987102>>152987130Get fuckedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
Too little too late, Marvel.
>>152987169I'm out of the loop - wtf is that web shooter, and why is it exposed and not one on his right arm?
>>152987130OhnooOOOOooo
Press S to spit on Paul's fresh warm corpseS
MARVEL IS DEAD TO ME AND EVERY PAUL CHAD
This gives Paul too much importance, not that he doesn't deserve death because the dude is kind of responsible for genocide, but the correct move would have been to let Paul fade into obscurity. Also, it just comes across like begging from Marvel. Look, we hate Paul just like you, fellow kids! Please buy our books. The truth is things should have never gotten to this point.
>>152987712Shocker glove tracking gizmo. Fedora wearing serial killer killed Herman because he's related to MJ (???) and took his gear.
>>152987712That's a tracker for Shocker's gauntlets. The villain killed shocker and took them to fight Venom.
>>152987631Nothing. I'm more angry with Marvel Editorial themselves for forcing this character on everyone and then blaming everyone else when it predictably went further south than the depths of Hell.
>>152987169>Doesn't care that several of his relatives were killed by Torment>But his ex-wife's ex-boyfriend gives him motivation to avenge himA man of priorities?
>>152987791No more free chicken korma.
Killing him just gives him unnecessary clout and makes him a martyr due to the fact that he saved Dylan. We just wanted him GONE, as in walking away from the book and never come back, with no one caring what he does or where he ends up. This is just a desperate attempt of Marvel trying to save face by one half validating his existence other half "See?! We're in on the joke. Paul sucks, am I right?!". Also really fucking weird for Peter to struggle to say anything after he's dead. Granted no one likes him but god damn it kinda makes Parker look like a piece of shit, doesn't it?
>>152987102>>152987111>>152987130>>152987151>>152987169>dies before explaining what the fuck did the OMD potshot do that warranted this treatmentI hate Poland so much it's unreal.
>>152987791Look, Peter isn't a psycho, he was mildly peeved at Shocker dying.
>>152987102>>152987111>>152987130>>152987169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpVJe6NnnHY
>>152987730>This gives Paul too much importance,See this is the same issue I have. Turning him evil or killing him off or doing whatever is just giving him more than he deserves. the best thing they could have done was just have him gone.
>>152987838>Spider-Man's Greatest Tragedies! >Uncle Ben>Gwen Stacy>George Stacy>Jean DeWolff >Harry Osborn>.......Paul?
Paul did so much for me. For all of us.I...I can't be here right now.
>>152987838>The current "send us questions" will be closed by the time this comic actual releases so you can't even point out it gives Paul to much importance. Did they intentionally time it so you can't actually reply to new Venom issues?
>>152987853Dude, Brian? Hello? Bestest childhood friend?
Well, I'll be honest, I want to kill Torment and Carnage for killing Peter, MJ and Eddie's families. But this and Carl Brock? I actually want to say "thank you". By the way, no signs of Dylan becoming Venom again? There were some sketches about it.
I'm literally shaking right now. Paul was...IS...someone special.
>>152987269Wait, if Carnage leaves Eddie for Torment, does that mean Eddie is now dead?
>>152987908no, I dont think he needs carnage to stay alive like mj did remember he was gonna get rid of him
>>152987169I love Gomez Spider-Man
>>152987888Outside of Carl Brock, it was only made up niggas anyway so it doesn't matter if he killed them. About as important as that live streamer in the beginning of All-New Venom.
>>152987888I'm wondering how Dylan is using the suicide pip boy. Wasn't that supposed to be powered by curse runes? >>152987908Eddie got healed, he doesn't need Carnage anymore and was just holding onto him to prevent innocent death.
What's funny about Paul and what Torment was monologuing about, is that he was doomed from the start entering 616. He's got no birth certificate, no SSN, no references, no prior work experience, family, savings, or anything. So how the fuck was he a decent spouse to Mary Jane? She was supporting his bum ass since day one.
>>152987978He robbed someone to pay Peter's hospital bills, doubt MJ had that kind of money.
This story has done a terrible job at getting the reader invested in Torment>Who is Torment?>Why does he look like this?>What are his powers?>How did Carnage find him on the internet? >Has he done anything to warrant any sort of reputation?>What's his backstory?This isn't a character, its a plot device
>>152987978There was the speculation he was selling weapon designs to criminals because you had magic bullshit being used in Gang War, but they didn't pick that up here.
>>152988009Who is Hellgate? Why does he look like this?What are his powers?How did Peter find him in space? Has he done anything to warrant any reputation?What's his backstory?
>>152987949>it was only made up niggas anyway so it doesn't matter if he killed them.Herman...
>>152987102>gets cucked by the Punisher>fucking dies
>>152987102Terrible. Fire Al Ewing.
>>152987838He fucking turned Spider-Man into a KEKHOLD becuase he Stole MARY JANE WATON!!! he was never not going to be important. this wasnt a fire fighter guy or scumbag actor. this was an actual successful attempt to turn peter into a KEKHOLD.PETER IS STILL A KEK, MARY JANE CHOSE PAUL, AFTER PETER SAVED, AFTER THE KIDS, AFTER RAVENCROFT, AFTER THE FUCKING ARACHNIOTE!!!!!
>>152987869I would have been far happier to pretend all of this never happened
>>152988049It sounds like a by-marriage thing to begin with. It was really for the equipment even if he claimed otherwise.
>>152988072lol my cant i say C.U.C.K on this site.
>>152988072Paul was a far better lover and hero than Peter, so good.
>>152988089you can't say anything you esl retard
>>152988089The filter is case-sensitive. You could have accomplished it without yelling.
>>152988047Okay?
It look like complete nonsense. Why does Marvel hire such lousy writers? Apparently, they listened to these autistic non-fans. Stupid motherfuck, I'll never reach for any of their comics again.
Great, so can the shitposting Pollack shut the fuck up now?
>>152987908Eddie is the king of blacks,he will be fine
>>152988009>How did Carnage find him on the internet?This was literally answered in this week's comics. It's pretty amazing, perhaps even spectacular, how Marvel writes slop full of exposition yet retards like you still have trouble following along.
>>152987838Now I really hate Peter. I hope they kill him for that.
>>152988130this is false, Knull was resurrected after Dylan stabbed Eddie, and now Hela is draining Knull’s KiB powers
>>152988126Why should he? Marvel feared Paul, rightfully so.
>>152987102>AIEEE>HELP ME SPIDER-MAN>HELP ME VENOMJ>HELP ME CARNAGEDDIE
>>152988126Shut up…fuck spamming retard…,shut the fuck up
>>152988047With Green Goblin, I'm sure the appeal was more "this guy keeps getting away" than "who is behind the mask" originally, but they seemed to have learned the wrong lesson from him. Hobgoblin was a major offender, but eventually became how they approach most new bad guys.
>>152988132the Flash's newest issue under north literally mocked that >>152956680
>>152988126He hasn’t shown up in a couple of weeks, which is a record for him. He might be dead. Like Paul, nobody misses him.
Polish detectedEnglishI hate Marywhore
>>152988140Seethe nigga
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hMHW2bBEQm0&list=RDhMHW2bBEQm0&start_radio=1&pp=ygUNQmVzdCBkYXkgZXZlcqAHAQ%3D%3D
>>152988132>we met on a chatroom lolThis isn't exposition, it's handwaving.
I hear the country of Poland crying out
>DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEADDING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD>DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEADDING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD>DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEADDING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD>DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEADDING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
>>152987169>he was a human beingHe stole your woman Parker. YOU should have killed.
>>152987820spidey butt
>>152987838We now live in a world where Paul got a hero’s death and Ben Reilly is a quasi-villain.
>>152988072>>152988089esl retard
>>152988240Based
>>152988118Good
>>152987130Where is MJs reaction?
>>152987269The fact that we still have no clue who this guy even is, I have no reason to give a shit about Carnage bonding with him
>>152988072Paul was a virgin because he was too afraid to embrace his homosexual desires.
>>152988118see you next tuesday
Paul is dead, and we want to celebrate itHe's pushin' up dasies Former and belatedHe's a fag and that's why were elatedwell, Paul is dead!>LAUGH AT THE SEETHING POLYeesss, Paul’s kaput!No longer opperatin'Retired! Expired!Quite an emancipationReleased, Deceased!Gone bust, he's dust!Let's lift up our shortsAnd do a pelvic thrust!Uhh!Paul is dead!He was annoying stealing scenes, and made polish fags so keen!So we'll sing in one accordNow that he's gone to his reward!Paul is dead, he's history!Why we shake our booty's no mystery!He's gone, kaput, his time is up!Now we’ll listen to the polfag mourn the cuck!YES PAUL IS DEEEEADDDDDD!
>>152988148>>152988151We're tired of you
>>152987102Paul still rawdogged MJ for years, and unless that gets retconned the MJ/Peter relationship has no point
>>152988348Your face is tiring.
>>152988274It's a typo faggot. Peter is still a cuck.
>>152988376kill yourself esl
>>152987102PAUL IS DEAD AND THE POLISH SCHIZO IS HAVING A MELTY
>>152987509They didn't even try and do that. They just flat out went "He's dead, Peter didn't even like him but Pete being Pete still saw him as a human being".
>>152988403Peter has had thousands of people die on his watch already.
>>152988363Paul had no dick
>>152988403That felt more like Ewing trying to call out readers, even though Paul is a genocider on top of being a hollow, completely malicious character.
>>152988465Editorial would try and push the idea that Paul was a good person despite how hated he was
>>152988373You're just mad your shitposting toy is broken. Do us all a favor, go away
>>152988391Um, how about you KYS. No punctuation? you are the ESL faggot now. Worthless spade of cum stain.
>>152988373this face is tiring?
>>152987269As much as I still don't get torment, dude looks nice.
>>152987130eddie's jumping the gun paul is going into shock that is know to happen on stabwounds
>>152988527mfw
>>152987130Why are they still doing black blood in 2026?
>>152987102>>152987111>>152987130>>152987151>>152987169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPIdRJlzERo&list=RDkPIdRJlzERo&start_radio=1
>>152988532>Even in death...>I must soijak
>>152988345I see you, Neverhood fag.
>>152988527aaaa the esl is mad
>>152988009It's just Muse, this entire thing is a half assed continuation for the Eddie Brock:Carnage series. All the secrecy is because they know almost no one read that book, because if you did you'd see the "twist" a mile away
>>152988651Muse said he hates working with people. And it doesn't fit his m.o.
>>152988132Shill, saying "I found him on a chat room" is dogshit exposition. How the fuck do you just stumble across a supervillain chat room?
>>152987130Is MJ crying in the suit?
>>152988716There are several of them. That is like asking how a character is able to make money to be rich when they were broke and separated from their money in last appearance.
>>152988746>There are several of them.Wow, great answer, shill. Contrived bullshit. Fuck you
>>152988775If the writers don't care, you shouldn't care.
It would be really fucking funny if there was an entire issue devoted to finding a resurrection spell, and instead of reviving Paul it was to bring back Herman
>>152988784Fuck you mean my nigga Shocker dead?Bring him back fucking immediately
>He wasn't my friend he was... uhhhh.... anyway let's goFucking kek
>>152987151Torment and his identity never mattered as chapter one, they established he was the Carnage symbiote's flunky.He might as well be a mind wiped Jason Macendale or Abe Beetle Jenkins
>>152988827That makes it sound like Peter is pregnant with Paul's kid or something.
>NO THIS MASS MURDERER MUST LIVE!fuck off with this shit writing
>>152988858The party line is that Paul dinnidu nothing and is just an obnoxious guy.
>>152988850No it doesn't. What is wrong with you?
If I ever write for marvel I will bring Paul back
>>152988881delusional
>>152988799Torment killed him prior, took his gauntlets so he could hurt symbiotes
>>152987102>APRIL FOOLS!!!
Shame. He was funny since he made Spider-Man fans seethe.
>>152988931Hate? Paul lashed out on Mephisto before he dies according to what happened here >>152987820How do you have any string emotion when Marvel comics are obsessed with making a morally grey characters.
marywhorekeks what a terrible loss... the only remedy for VenoMJ is a health dose of flashcock since they symbiote also simps for him...
>>152989035Hobbyless Behavior, this post right here
r/marvelcirclejerk on suicide watch
>>152989035paulcuck is dead, you can leave now
>>152989035Desperation. Follow your leader, Paul, and fucking kill yourself.
>>152989096go back
>>152988728She blames Peter and reaches out to Flash for comfort.
>>152988931Weird cope but ok lmao
I stopped reading Spider-Man at the start of Well's run, can anyone tell me what the fuck is going on?
>>152987111Move your fingers
>>152988931>it makes people seethe so it's based!That's the exact mindset that is causing Marvel comics to sell less and less each and every month
>>152989219>Carnage is bonded to Eddie>Eddie thought he had a handle on the monster>Carnage has been secretly chatting with a new supervillain serial killer online who likes spirals, his name is Torment>Carnage put the Brocks, Watsons, and Parkers on his radar>Torment killed Shocker to take his gauntlets>Torment bust in to kill Dylan after killing Eddie's dad>Paul dies in the crossfire
>>152989284Thanks homie :)
>>152987102>>152987111>>152987130>>152987151>>152987169>I will dedicate the next 5 pages to throw as much hatred and rage at this characters to the point his death won't even matter to fucking "nobody dies" Spider-ManDamn, has a character ever received this much hatred in comics history?
>>152989034I hate good Norman. I like him more as being a cheat and a sinister asshole. Most importantly I like the idea that he is not nearly as smart as he thinks and ten times not as smart as he likes to convince Harry. He's the kind of man who's kindest act is taking as little of a role in his son's life as he had. That the Joker gas didnt make him a murderous psycho, it just made it physically easier and his own rotten soul jumped at the first opportunity.
>>152989323We literally had Punisher cuck him last week in the Spidey/Superman crossover special so Frank could bang Power Girl. I couldn't even dream that was a thing that could make it to print. Everyone knows, and hates, Paul. Even creators.My question is, when the fuck is Nick Lowe getting fired?
>>152989117noin fact i routinely repost OC from there here because fags in this site no longer make anything worth reposting
>>152989323>Damn, has a character ever received this much hatred in comics history?Terry Long and Donna Troy's kids.
NOOOOO NOT HIM!
>>152987102>A whole page dedicated to his death>3 mentioning himNot good enoughStill getting wanked in his death throes.
>>152989366Insane learning about his death too, it literally came out of nowhere lmao
>>152987102This is the day Spider-Man comics died.
>>152987102Years overdue and doesn't fix anything, but at least it's finally over. It's not much of a win, but it's a win unless Marvel bring him back before they bring Shocker back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
>>152989366Paul Rabin and Terry Long are going to do a team-up by a writer who thinks this is fucking hilarious at some future crossover. Not the current wave because Paul's death is too recent.
>>152989327>I hate good Norman.The part that kills it is Pete trying to be best friends with him. Let's say we buy the whole ERASED SINS business and Norman is TRYING to be good. There is just too much bad blood between him and Peter that they should NEVER be friends. Pete should be watching Norman like a hawk and absolutely unwilling to trust him. This isn't some rando crook. This is the man that >Killed his Girlfriend>Sent his son spiraling to his death >All that bullshit with the clone saga>Murdered his unborn child. Pete should absolute detest Norman.
>>152989440>but at least it's finally over.You kidding? They're gonna ride this for as long as they can.
>>152989433kill yourself troll
>>152989487Not going to put Torment out of a job bros
>>152987853We used to have two other names on that list...
>>152989546Isn't the miscarriage stuff still canon?
>>152989594half/half. quesada kept mouthing off "peter and mj wouldn't feel comfortable conceiving" if they weren't married, so this would be the one clone saga story that was changed up in comparison with everything else.
>>152988846>He might as well be a mind wiped Jason Macendale or Abe Beetle JenkinsThose guys might be the only notable Spider-Man villains to stay dead (and Abe hadn't even been a villain for years when he died), but bringing either of them back as an edgelord serial killer would be a real wish on the cursed monkey paw. Torment may as well just be a total nobody of an OC under the mask instead of turning an existing character into a virtual OC.
Source tells me Paul is stable.Please god
>>152989671Are you blind or stupid?
>>152989671They will cremate his body to be sure he stays dead later.
>>152989366It's insane that this guy was hated to the same level as Paul when he wasn't cucking anyone else, he was just a normie love interest for a heroine who didn't previously have one defined love interest everyone wanted to see her with.It's even more insane that he and the kids had been written out years ago then they randomly show up just for this because John Byrne gonna John Byrne.
>>152988295Not only do we not know, they haven't even bothered dropping a single hint or clue as to who he is which makes me suspect the big reveal is going to be that he's just Some Guy and haha who he was was never important.
>>152989594>>152989632Dubious because OMD is a haphazard retcon that needed OMIT to fully clarify it and even then it is retarded and makes everyone act OOC.
>>152989695he survived the apocalypse, he hopped dimensions while sustaining a gut wound and couldn't get touched by multiple supervillains who gunned for him until this momentnothing has changed, nothing paul can't handleNOTHING
>>152989721They want to sell you Torment #1 to learn all the important deets about your favorite new super-villain.
>>152989594Dubiously. It's never mentioned despite it being a major moment in both Peter and MJ's life so it might as well not be
>>152987730They're doing it because they think killing Paul will be a "SEE? WE'RE LISTENING PLEASE COME BACK!" thing. I'm more surprised they actually did it beacuse more in line with how they act would be to keep using him but also make meta references to how hated he is so fans can both get mad he's still around (because mad fans by comics they believe) but also laugh at him being made fun of (because they hate him just like you, the fan, so keep buying). Of course they could always just bring him back at the end of this through symbiote bullshit. Shocker's definitely not staying dead forever.
>>152989671Now I'm imagining Dylan making AI gens of Paul getting Tormented through the neck.
>>152989689>he never saw the original tweetthis was after the Kirkinator quite clearly immediately bled out on camera btw
>>152987102You guys know they killed off Aunt May, Norman Osborne and Flash Thompson, right? All of them were brought back afterwards. Paul will be back, unfortunately, you can count on it.
>>152989462Regardless of whether Peter should REALLY be friends with Norman, treating Good Norman with kid gloves and doing everything he can to encourage him to keep doing what he's doing and not backslide is probably the best thing Peter can do in this situation, and is preventing potential future deaths if the Green Goblin were to return. Being outwardly hostile and untrusting like Miles and the others were is only risking making things worse.And it's not like Peter has any other friends anymore, so let him have Norman for as long as it lasts before he inevitably goes bad again. Marvel don't act like any of those things you mention even happened except Gwen's death anyway.
CIVIL. WAR.There's no other way around it now.So much for the TOLERANT FANS who say they only want good product, but who CHEER when a human being, a good human being who was trying his best, mind you, bleed you IN THE PAGES. OF THEIR COMIC.I don't want this to happen, but this divide has widened too far for healing now.
Now that he’s dead. Genuinely what the FUCK what the point of this character?!?
>>152989842spite, anon. It was about spite.
>>152989842>Genuinely what the FUCK what the point of this character?!?Zeb Wells forcing everyone to experience his divorce trauma
>>152989366>Jerry Hunt, the guy that seems to look a lot older than the heroine and becomes her love interest, created by Marv Wolfman>Terry Long, the guy that is a decade older than the heroine and becomes her love interest, created by Marv WolfmanWhat was that guy's problem?
>>152989842Outrage sales for volume 5 which ironically began to die down as soon as they deemphasized his presence in the book, which seemed to suggest Brevoort's M.O. of 'better anger than apathy' to work, at the cost of scorched earth in the process.
>>152987102HOLY SHIT
Guys I'm Lowejaking right now so hard. Nothing will ever be the same.
>>152987102>>152987111>>152987130>>152987151>>152987169>>152987269>pic related
>>152989842wells is a cuckold
>>152988165Green Goblin was in like 3 or 4 stories in the entire Ditko era of Spider-Man, he doesn't really take off until afterwards when he's unmasked, and there's the whole drama of him being the father of Peter's friend, and him knowing Peter is Spider-Man. As much as fandom glazes Stern, he really misunderstood the appeal of Green Goblin and thought it was the early mystery stuff when he was creating Hobgoblin as a replacement, and that story was so big and went on for so long that it seems most Spider-Man writers since want to do their own mystery villain, and almost all of them end up running for too long and the unmasking being completely underwhelming, Hobgoblin himself included.
>>152988931This, it was fun while it lasted.
>>152989962>>152988931
Can somebody at Marvel just make an announcement apologizing for Paul and promising not to bring him back until One More Day is undone
>>152989842To piss people off obviously. He was an incredible success when you understand that.
>>152990110Paul will return in the Queen in Black
>>152990110>and promising not to bring him back untilAnon, no. We demand a Poochie-style legally-binding guarantee they'll never bring him back, not even in an AU.
>>152987130What kind of villain will he return as?
>>152990184low-level undead without dialog or free will working under a boss-level villain..
>>152988047Kelly is generally a decent writer but he cannot create villains to save his life. His Deadpool run is great and the big villain of it is fucking T-Ray, a complete loser nobody likes or cares about. The only villain he's ever actually created with any level of staying power is Manchester Black.
>>152990144PAUL'S DEAD!
>>152990206>The only villain he's ever actually created with any level of staying power is Manchester Black.>who should've stayed dead after the story which ended with him committing suicideAjax was a good Deadpool villain though, and T-Ray's main problem is just how insanely convoluted his backstory with Deadpool got.
>>152989836>Being outwardly hostile and untrusting like MilesShameik "Spin" Morales is as much of a shallow character as Paul.
>>152989836Weird cope but ok
>>152987102with his own knife no less lmao
>>152989836>is probably the best thing Peter can do in this situationWell that's sort of the problem. Peter is, at his most honestly written, rather prone to NOT doing the best thing possible.
>>152987102I'm very curious about why leakers didn't show MJ's reaction. Variants for venom 258 are still not out while 259 are, curious.
>>152990144The creative staff like him too much for that to ever happen.
You know, I get the darkest feeling of dread that even if this sticks, Marvel is already thinking up something and someone far, far more terrible than we could imagine to take his place.
>>152987102This shit doesn't matter. Peter is still a cuck and making this guy look bad just makes Peter look worse.
>>152987130it don't mattahnona athis mattahs
>>152990486That part is inevitable. They believe the power lies in making Peter suffer.
>>152990144but they brought poochie back as matrix poochie, and in the simpsons game, I think he was a zombie in that one -no ressurection
>>152987102I don't follow comics, why is this happening in Venom and not the Spider -Man comic?
>>152990614Venom is MJ and the storyline is a crossover with Spider-Man anyway
>>152990614Because Mary Jane is a Venom character currently, being merged with Venom by magic. It also is a continuous story between the books, so it doesn't matter which name it has beyond the writer and illustrators.
Eh .... this doesn't really unfuck Mary Jane though, now does it?
>>152990614Paul is a Mary Jane Character and Mary Jane is Venom.
>>152987102Let the count begin: 0 days since pauls death, Peter is still a Cuckhold.>no more chicken swarma :(
>>152987502>It's either CIA or IDF
>>152987378Underrated post, looks good anon
>>152990659Nothing but undoing One More Day will unfuck MJ.The entire Spiderman creative team needs to be executed.
>>152987130MJ Venom with a man chest and no giant tits is gross.
>>152990659They'll probably mention his erectile dysfunction out of nowhere
PAUL NATION NOT LIKE THIS
>>152990614Al Ewing is a hack fraud
>>152990720>Nothing but undoing One More Day will unfuck MJ.I don't think anything but that will unfuck Marvel. Like we have been passed the point of IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK CLASS for over a decade
This is definitely a much needed step in the right direction.
>Social media>People celebrating this>Hitler Dead pics>Charlie Kirk jokes I wonder how many of those people actually read ASM or are only jumping in this for the sensation?Paul's second only to Jeff the Landshark in terms of being the most well-known new Marvel character and for all the wrong reasons
>>152990932I assume most of them are third-hand knowledge and just wanting to hop on to something popular.
>>152990932>>152990947Spider-Man is popular, and Paul... wasn't.
>>152991041The Simpsons is popular but how many people do you know watches the new episodes?
>>152991051The Amazing Zombie-Man
>>152990932This people just want an excuse for violence
>>152991051A lot of people who don't read the comics have still heard of Paul. He was a drag on sales.
>>152991064>A lot of people who don't read the comics have still heard of PaulYeah, that's the point
>>152990932It’s all from tourists. Real fans know Marvel has been fucked for decades, and is never going to get better.
>>152990932>I wonder how many of those people actually read ASM or are only jumping in this for the sensation?I don't read it. I'm a little confused here. Is it ok to just kill Paul? Doesn't he have a family with MJ? This is weird.
>>152991119>Doesn't he have a family with MJ?Nope, they were fake
>>152990932At least Charlie Kirk had real kids, and not glorified tamagotchis.
>>152991119No. Those kids literally never existed. They were illusions that were never alive to begin with.
Just because Paul is dead, doesnt mean that bullshit like this page are now magically fixed.I mean this page is one of the worst in the history of Marvel Comics, for fucks sake.
post your shitty predictions now>Spider carnage will just be kelly ranting about MJ for 12 pages.>The heart to heart will be peter and MJ talking about their relationship and MJ saying shes just gonna go single for a bit.>1 more year of venom till MJ disappears and randomly appears in asm one day
>>152991142As long as some gay teenager 25 years later isn't a reincarnation of them, we are good.
>>152991149Sorry, I mixed them up. This one is.
>>152990932>I wonder how many of those people actually read ASM or are only jumping in this for the sensation?This video about Paul actually went viral last year and put Paul somewhat mainstreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r0nIIkDXo8
>>152988931>>152989962cringe
>>152990440Beacuase Mary Jane is going to reach out to Flash for comfort. Flash has been there for her recently, and the conversation will be to much to bear if it is with Peter. She is going to do her "Running" thing. Additionaly Peter is being a spergy wierdo that MJ seems digusted by. So while there may not be anything happening with flash, she will spurn Peter and go to Eugene for emotional support.Has MJ developed a high time prefrence habit of falling for what is right in front of her?
Paul will be saved by bonding with that lil symbiote peter brought from space
>>152991151Spider-Carnage has Carnage reveal it got back to full power and tries to go on a rampage, but no one gets killed and it ends with in Carnage being cryogenically stored until next writer wants to use it.
>>152988444Trips confirm. Paul canonically has no penis. He is smoother than a Ken doll downstairs.
>>152991166I dont think there is a reaction yet i think mj is separated looking for dylan in the sewers.
They're just going to bring the fucker back, I hate comics
>>152987102There is not confirmation that paul is actually dead.
>>152991190In the same way they brought Terry Long back
>>152991238scroll past the OP
>>152991245I use LOCG all the time, ComicSurpreme is one of the early reviewers
lmao
>>152991159Not only is the dialogue garbage, the art is somehow worse.
>>152990932I never read this because I knew I wasn't going to enjoy the adventures of Spider-Man going through rebounds because his ex switched up on him and caught herself in a loveless relationship raising someone else's kid but also refuses to come back to Peter because "reasons">>152987102>>152987111>>152987130>>152987151>>152987169It's going to take more than a few pages saying "He's dead" for me to think the Paul ride is overTo many ways to bring him and back and with Marvel's "Hate sells even though it really doesn't" motto they can bring Paul back whenever because they know everyone hates him
>>152991238You don't get it. Paul is "No one", that's what Spiral says and what he says in his final words
>>152991357He was an optical illuUUUUUsion
>>152991381Upvoted for the funny post XD
>>152991357Womp womp
Paul is so hated that they ate already updating the wikis
>>152991156Wanda & Vision kids actually existed before Byrne went full autism.Paul's kids didn't even have names
>>152988931>>152989962Nah, fuck you two losers. This should have happened years ago.
>>152991427>>152991357kino
>>152991427we're gonna feel really silly when this blows up in our faces
HE FUCKING LIVES MOTHERFUCKERS
>>152991509He's lying. There's several pages leaked already, and he is a faggot damage controlling shill. The other pages confirm he's dead, they're all standing around him
>>152991509this is bullshit, but I’ll pull a theory out of my ass that Eddie only repressed Dylan’s superpowers, and with him no longer a King in Black, the powers have returned, and he’ll use them to save paul
>>152991509>PaulFAGS are so distraught by his death that they will resort to lying about his death.It's over, PaulFAGS.
>>152991519Comicsurpreme may be a shitposter but he's not a liarIf he's lying, nobody on the site will ever make him live it downEven his early review before the leaks had him stress he doesn't want to see the shitflinging on LOCG or twitter when the issue drops
>>152991270I have extremely bad news
>>152991509They're gonna BS him alive just to spite the leak
>>152991238We Can Rebuild Him. We have the technology. He's the 1 million dollar cuckinator!
>>152991605https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8MZBUoQt68
>>152989836>And it's not like Peter has any other friends anymoreI'm so annoyed that Randy is supposed to be his best friend now. He's not even good anymore since he broke up with Janice.
>>152991605Dude, the reveal that he's alive will probably be leaked tomorrow
>>152989853This, basically. People think Paul was Wells' self-insert, but it's the opposite. The whole run was Wells inserting as Peter and trying to rationalize his wife cheating on him, going as far as trying to push the other guy as some misunderstood hero while putting Peter as the bad guy for having any sort of ill feelings about being dumped.
>>152991509>>152991560>dickriding a forum celebrity this hardjesus dude
I don't understand why people are so mad at Paul like he's a real person or something instead of just being a symptom of a much bigger issue. Cool Paul dies and in 20 issues Jeff comes
>>152991119I don't see why it would be any different then when they killed Peter and MJ's baby and destroyed their marriage.
>>152991319The art in Wells' run was specially horrible to a degree that is crazy for the main Spider-Man book. Romita didn't give a flying fuck.
>>152989853You think it was him, Heidi, or both/neither who was in the wrong?
I can't imagine the crashout of Paul being resurrected. Is it worse if he's a villain?
>>152989858The Wolfman gotta howl, baby.
>>152991159It's O.K. it turns out that Mary Jane was in a magic pocket dimension trying to escape back to Peter this whole time and that was a fake clone Mephisto made.
>>152991630I don't even like the guy, I'm just using basic deduction off of his history or potential motivesHe's been doing early reviews for over a year now and has no real incentive to pretend Paul is alive if he isn't If I was leaking this issue, I would show the pages where Paul dies but refrain from any indication he's alive myself
>>152991658He's emblematic of everything wrong with modern Spidey
>>152987102that... looks like gay porn. those hips and thighs...
>>152991717...right he's a symptom. Ask yourself has literally anything that led to him changed in any meaningful way
>>152987102It won't make me read Spiderman again but I am glad to be around for this. This must be how Titans fans felt when Terry Long died.
>>152991764Terry long was written out of the books years before hand
I still can't help but feel a little skeptical about this, if only for the simple fact that characters die and come back to life all the time in comics, even characters people don't like
>>152991814Oh he is 100% coming back as a villain eventually.
>>152991876>villainYou mean he isn't already?
I've never really gotten the hate. A lot of the forums I'm on always focus on him taking MJ. Feels like a childish hate.
>>152991885>Feels like a childish hate.You have to think about the implications behind that happening. For decades people have been wanting OMD to be undone and for Peter to get back with MJ. Paul coming to life and being in a relationship with MJ is basically editorial going "fuck you Spider-Man fans, we are never undoing OMD and Pete and MJ are never getting back together". Right from the onset he felt like a massive middle finger from Zeb Wells to everyone. It doesn't help that during this time, people like Nick Lowe and Tom Brevoort were openly and proudly proclaiming that they love Paul because they love ragebaiting their readers.
>>152991762I don't disagree, but it's easy to see why people are jumping the gun. People always overreact the first sign of anything
>>152991876He's coming back the way Terry Long did. As a joke and an acknowledged mistake.
>>152991903now this is some shit that might really stick. DC is actually had real changes in the company and they've known for a while that they were burning money by not have kid jon around. TBD though cause big 2 capeshit usually finds a way to fuck things up
>>152989707It was a SUPER obvious self insert and he added very little to the character or story. "Divorced father who is a professor getting with a Teen (now in her twenties, but still) Titan who is basically a goddess." Shit was weird.To be clear, this was true even in the days before "if you're 20 and your partner is 25, they are literally raping you!" because a thing. Back then, the feeling was more "this is weird, somethings probably wrong with the guy if he's getting with a woman notably younger than him." In terms of him feeling his age and latching on to someone younger. And, of course, being fiction this is heightened to "the guy writing it would like to get with a notably younger, genuinely exceptionally attractive superheroine."Stuff like that. People just clowned on it and he literally brought nothing to the story, so he got the boot eventually. I tend to disagree with this sort of obvious meanspiritedness, though. Same with Paul here. It only draws attention to the problem, further exacerbating the real issue in the believe it will appease the angry fans. Getting rid of Paul is barely even a step in the right direction, the problem is they keep pulling stuff like Paul. They need to do a lot more than kill a hated character in a meta way to actually "make things right."
>>152991901Made even worse because Peter was literally about to propose before the whole thing started. They could broken up MJ and Peter in a dozen other ways that would have annoyed people but wouldn't have caused nearly the same amount of rage as Paul.
>>152991938DC is watching Marvel consistently shoot themselves in the foot, I don't think they'll be fucking up royally in some time. For example, DC watched Marvel cancel Ultimate and then DC proudly announced that Absolute will continue for as long as it keeps selling.
>>152991885Ok Lee (Slott in a bowler hat), go get your Dr. Who slash fiction published, your gay Doc Ock art commissioned and renew your TV loicense.Just know that a majority of the comics under Wells devoted too much page space to this nothing character, Ewing is now using this ragebait character to be a catharsisbait character through just stabbing him, and Marvel continues to think they have any authority over these characters when they were nepobaby losers like you or Brevoort or Lowe who just failed into these jobs as interns who barely even know how to create entertainment. Instead you just create shallow drugs that insecure people buy in order to cope that these new ideas are somehow congruent with everything before 2007. Comic books are just males versions of women who are shopaholics except even more pathetic because buying such shitty comics is futile because of how they provide no value and fail to even provide any artistic merit.
>>152987102>>152987111>>152987130>>152987151>>152987169Fake, Paul is invincible and immortal. Paulin' Time never ends.
>>152991982>Paulin' time never endsThat's what Zeb said after pic rel happened. And it's probably what goes through his mind when he dies from bleeding out on the ground.
>>152991982You wish. Paul's time is over.
>>152991988What did you just say? I wasn't paying attention because I was thinking about Paul's quadrillions and quadrillions of fans around the world.
>>152991992Strike Paul down, and he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
>>152988532That's the face of a Platinum Ranked Highgaurd player.
>>152991997Nice joke anon. Coming up with such an inflated number when there are only 8 billion people around the world. Man, flaseflagging as Paul-fags is pretty fun. Next you'll say Zeb and by extension Paul aren't gay. Kek.
>>152992015Nah, he's just dead. Carnage confirmed it.
>>152992015Damn...Paul injured himself so easily by breaking his neck looking down like that. What a sad story. He was cosplaying as TOAA but ended up as the TOWSAD (The One Who Sucks All Dicks). But hey at least he's uber flexible now and got good practice.
>>152992021There are more Paul fans than there are stars in the heavens and atoms in the universe put together.>>152992024Comic book dead, not dead-dead. We all know death is a revolving door in comics.
>>152991494>big fat black dad from that Will Smith show laughing and repeatedly saying "We?"
>>152992038That's only for superheroes and characters that matter. Paul is neither. He's going to spend the rest of Eternity in Hel with King Hyperion and Mister E.
>>152992063Paul matters more than any other character Marvel has ever created. He is destined to become the greatest superhero of all. This is just a temporary setback. You'll see. They called me mad! MAD! BUT I'LL SHOW THEM! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>152992070>Paul matters.No, he doesn't, he said it himself.
>>152992063Marvel is going to bring back all the myriad Hyperion for an event next year.
>>152992075And Peter once threw his costume in a trash can and swore that he was Spider-Man no more. How did that turn out?
>>152992086He came back and TOAA eventually came down and said he saved so many lives that he can't even fathom the amount of goodness in the world that he instilled to it while faggot cucks like Marvel editorial fed off good people and artistic work like parasites that only know how to pat themselves on the back for being such good parasites. Too bad they suck at being parasites as it seems like they can't even hold off on their greed as they run their "host" into the ground. Holy retardation.
>>152992086Well, it lead to Paul dying is what happened!Sorry man, but I prefer stronger characters. Paul was pretty easily killed by Torment, so I'm siding with him. I'm what you'd call one of the Tor-Men.
>>152988931Agreed. The years of seeth had to end eventually though. We had a good ride.
>>152992098So imagine how TOAA feels about his favorite son dying!>>152992101Paul let Torment kill him as part of his plan to shed his mortal vessel and ascend to true godhood. You'll see when Death Spiral ends with Paul returning and smiting Torment, Peter, MJ, Eddie, Flash, and Dylan. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
>>152992038Hey how many copies of this have sold yet? Or any other issue that has Paul? Cause if there are so many fans then they must be all pirating it or not supporting Marvel. What great fans they are, kek. Billions of people supposedly in love with Paul but they all don't shell out any money and Marvel is irrelevant on all media platforms. Plus I don't see them in this thread, so that must mean they are cowardly faggots.
>>152992105Haha yeah, I'm also over and above it, I never really cared about Paul. I'm actually very relaxed and calm, it was all a big gag. I'm not all upset that a stupid joke I ran into the ground for the last four years ended with a wet fart and made it all feel pointless.
>>152987765It's like when some existing IP gets co-opted and changed for "the modern audience" and the existing fanbase gets told "this isn't made for you, if you don't like it, don't watch!" and then when it all bombs everyone involved says "it's the fucking chuds' fault it failed!!!!"
>>152992119If Paul wanted to live, he should've fucked Dylan.
>>152992124Any comic with Paul in it sells one quintillion copies. He is Marvel's most successful character ever.
>>152992132Man flaseflagging is so fun. Hmm...I think I shall drink more of my favorite beverage. Cum. Hmmm...cum.
>>152992119The Hulk is TOAA's favorite son, not some hipster faggot with a manbun.
>>152992132I think you should take a deep breath and realize: you were never funny. You never once managed to be funny. It was always tedious, even when it was over. You can stop now.
>>152992132>>152992133Bros what the FRICK did Paul-fag mean by this?! HE DRINKS CUM?!? NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME.
>>152992128It's similar, but I don't think those wokeified reboots were trying to handwave genocide like Marvel did.
>>152992137It's never over. Not until Peter Parker has been cucked to literal oblivion. Paul Rabin will rise again, greater than ever before!
>>152987791NOT MY BULL
>>152992148Torment had taken righteous vengeance for the murdered billions
>>152992153Paul will never be Captain Universe. Knull on the other hand...
>>152992153No, see, you already made this joke. You spent the last four years making this joke. The joke has literally been stabbed to death by a serial killer, and you're still making this joke. You're obsessed with what is a literally now dead meme.At least mix it up. Say something funny, or clever, or original for a little while. Something that can actually make you laugh, because I bet you're starting to bore even yourself.
>>152992137Also this edit got at least one kek so you're objectively wrong.
>>152992164How about I let Paul play his favorite song for you?
>>152988009We probably won't get answers for most of those questions until the very last issue, after he's already been defeated and we have no more reason to care about him.
>>152992157He's truly the greatest hero of our time.
>>152991938Here's hoping. I wouldn't say DC's in a renaissance but a lot of their books have actually been pretty decent.>>152991969DC's in a real advantageous position. They would have to really try and fuck things up.
>>152992166The joke about Flash stealing Paul's legs was funny. Flash perpetually doing a handstand and just running around on his hands was funny. The jokes made at the expense of your jokes were in fact funnier.
>>152992166Ah yes, that was a samefag of yours. Sorry I almost forgot about that.
>>152992038>>152992070>>152992086>>152992119>>152992132>>152992153This is honestly a disease. It's a cry for help.
>>152992174That's a gif with no sound. Sorry man but I think the amount of cum you're drinking is starting to make you delusional.
>>152992184Yes, but my jokes give you what you actually want: something to be pissed off about. Spider-Man fans don't want to be happy, they want to be angry and miserable. They haven't been happy since the 19-fucking-60s.
>>152987102>>152987111>>152987130>>152987151an ignoble death for an utterly worthless, pointless, uninteresting badly intentioned piece of shit character made by idiots.This was pointless and it is still pointless, do not ressurect him as a villain please god.
>>152989842Separating Peter and MJ as thoroughly as possible after Spencer brought them too close together for Marvel's liking. He served his purpose, so they've finally killed him off to trick people who stopped buying the books into coming back.
>>152992191
>>152992205>do not ressurect him as a villain please god.Wish granted. He'll be resurrected as a hero instead. Monkey's Paul, bitch!
>>152992197Mostly your jokes make me feel sleepy. I just roll my eyes and it all just glazes over. I'm going to be here five years from now and you're still going to be repeating the same joke "BROS HERE'S HOW PAUL CAN STILL WIN"
>>152992212>Wish granted. He'll be resurrected as a hero instead. Monkey's Paul, bitch!AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH.
>>152992216No, I won't, because by that point Paul will have already won four years ago.
>>152992197I'm sorry what was that? Something about cum being a medicinal cure-all? One that you drink by the googolplex of atoms at the force of a Zettaflare, comprising a volume the size that is greater than the observable universe? And you're saying you're still not satisfied until you make Krillin look like a macho bull?
>>152992221Let me revise my estimate to ten years.
>>152992221What's that? I'm too busy stabbing Paul's lifeless corpse on the ground.
>>152992229Then Paul will have won nine years ago.
>>152992233And by then you'll figure out a second joke.
>>152992233It's confirmed. Paul thinks about child porn. Gwenschizo, looks like you're getting a cellmate. Be wary, this one drinks cum.
>>152992237By then Marvel will have come up with even worse stuff that will leave you begging to have Paul back. Try denying that, fucker!
>>152992244>Try denying that, fucker!Okay. I won't ever ask to have Paul back.
>>152992244>44Sorry, according to Japanese superstition, Brevoort and Akira Yoshida will die by then as you have brought forth the number 4 two times. Now Paul is ultra dead.
>>152992248Do you really think this is the end? Do you really think they're going to stop making Spidey suffer? You'll see. You'll wish they had kept Paul around. He won't seem so bad by comparison.
>>152992244>Assuming Marvel will be that creative and exist by thenKek. That's one far fetched idea. Next you'll tell me you're human.
>>152992260I saw this guy put labels on the buttons. They originally said one gallon of cum and two gallons of cum. I think he hit both and is pretending he didn't.
>>152992260I'm not exactly clamoring for Zeb Wells back. Even Kelly's run has managed to be an unambiguous improvement. He killed off Paul after all.
>>152992272You'll see.
>>152987130>>152987151>>152987169>Peter's reactionLMAO. He's trying real hard to give a fuck.
>>152992292He's just relieved that he never has to give his stolen powers back, the little parasite.
>>152991605Not to spite the leak but I am 100% betting that this will be a fakeout and he'll be alive by the end of Death Spiral (if not the issue). Current Spider-Man runs on pure spite and contempt for the reader so having it look like he's dead only to go "Gotcha!" at the end of the story so they can keep dragging him out and throwing him in readers' faces is on brand. Because Paul is controversial which means when he shows up people talk about him and if they're talking about him then that's basically free advertising and will cause people to buy comics. He exists at this point to troll people because the editors and the writers find it funny.
>>152992301
>>152992287Regardless of how badly or poorly things go, literally nothing will make me think 'this wouldn't be so bad if Paul were here.'Because then I at least wouldn't have to reread the same fucking joke every fucking thread.
>>152992310Never say that things can't get any worse. You're challenging the universe to prove you wrong.
>>152991966>Peter was literally about to propose before the whole thing startedI don't know what's stranger. How this isn't brought up more in discussions over how awful the situation is, or how this has never been mentioned in-universe in the last 4 years.
>>152992317It can get worse. Of course. But your the real issue is your Paul posts will never get more interesting.
>>152992328It's gonna get reeeeaaaally interesting if >>152992301 is right.
>>152992339The weird thing is: nothing about Paul has ever managed to be interesting.
The whole story with this character is so unbelievably stupid. How did any of this shit actually get published.More and more people must be drinking paint, I swear to fucking god.
I honestly think this might be a new record. I can't remember the last time I've seen someone so warped.
>>152992347And yet you're all still talking about him. You've been talking about him constantly since he was introduced.
>>152991966>Made even worse because Peter was literally about to propose before the whole thing started. They could broken up MJ and Peter in a dozen other ways that would have annoyed people but wouldn't have caused nearly the same amount of rage as Paul.Paul is attached to a whole shitty story and villain that also went nowhere and was extremely dull. While the lasting implications of Paul were annoying if the least they managed to do was write a decent story with a good villain people might've hated it far less. It's Paul but it's also everything Paul is included in, it was all terrible and continued getting worse and worse. Like a portapotty that was filled to the brim but everyday they conintued to use it till it was overflowing out of the door and yet they would still trudge straight into a veritable chest high pile off shit to drop yet another load.
Paul will come back. Look at all that retarded shit they say about how hes so "unconnected".>not anybodys father, true love, familyThey are totally setting up some shit for him to be alive, as a big fuck you to everyone that hates him.
>>152992301I'll never understand the people who choose to part with their money for a product specifically because they heard said product is making people angry.
>>152992353I'll make a few jokes at his expense while we're celebrating. After that it'll be pointless. He's dead and done with, after all.
>>152992378>Paul will come back. Look at all that retarded shit they say about how hes so "unconnected".It's meant to be a joke at his expense. He has nothing to offer or add to the story. He has nothing to do with anyone. He's just incredibly uninteresting. He amounted to nothing.
>>152992382>>152992392He pissed the fans off. And that's what they really want anyway.
>>152992406I don't. I genuinely want to like the comics. I'll probably add ASM back to my pull list if Death Spiral sticks the landing, but if not I'll at least pick up the trade to commemorate the end of the Paul Saga.
I'm always in these threads, and the one day I'm out, I miss Paul getting merc'd. I love you all and I took a bump of coke, which isn't something I do normally, get fucked Paul
>>152992414You'd be even more miserable if you didn't have anything to complain about.
>>152992081Even Kingdom Come Hyperion?
>>152992425>looks at Paul's corpse againI have nothing to complain about and I seem to be doing just fine.
>>152992448>I have nothing to complain aboutRight now. But this too will pass.
NOOOOOO
>>152987102RIP Bozo
>>152991938There's no point in having Kid Jon around. Bringing him back is a band-aid on a bullet wound situation. Letting Bendis age him up and then turning him into a preening, flaming gay guy has irrevocably changed and ruined the character. How are you going to read stories about pre-teen Jon when you know he's going to be getting dick up the ass?I'd argue though that's kind of the point because modern DC seems to be wanting to appeal to a certain kind of person. Covers like pic related are very clearly being made for shotacons.
>>152987111So, Dylan's going to use the Jackpot device, and save Paul, right?
>>152989836He should kill Norman.
>>152987102>>152987130>>152987169Paulbros...not like this.
>>152987509Why are they so desperate to push some pathetic retard’s cuck character? Seriously I have no clue how anyone even the braindead faggots at marvel could see this and think it was anywhere close to a good idea. Because once the initial outrage passes it’s just going to be a situation will be looked upon with a mix of disgust and just general confusion. Why do comic artists have the most pathetic and vile fetishes?
>>152992782Comic book fans want to be pissed off. Why not give them what they want?
>>152987361Lol lmao rofl
>>152992922Eddie abandoned his only son multiple times in a row. Paul is a better father by default just because he's actually present.
>>152987509>>152992782Read the pages again, it's the opposite
PAUL IS ON KWABWATCHREST IN PISS
>>152992921No they don’t, this is just some gay shit made up by industry rags to deflect criticism from the stupid shit that gets made. It’s not hard to make a decent storyline for a superhero.
>>152992954>No they don’tThen why are most threads on /co/ dedicated to complaining and whining?
>>152988009>>Who is Torment?Demodokified George Tarleton, obviously!>>152988047>Who is Hellgate?Demodokified George Tarleton, obviously!
>>152992967It’s not, you just call all criticism “complaining and whining”
>>152992980Because that's what comic book fans do. They complain for complaining's sake. You can't even imagine a life without complaining, can you? You'd be bored out of your mind if you didn't have anything to whine about, so you'd just whine about that instead. Nothing Marvel does will ever be enough to satisfy you, so why should they even try? Because you get off on making people try to reach a deliberately impossible goal?
>>152992987What a completely incongruous response to what I said. So do you admit that you just call all criticism complaining? Also why do you refer to comic fans as if you’re separate from them? Do you not like comics? If so why are you here? Don’t tell me you’re just doing damage control for a massive media company?
>>152992987You're not wrong, it is impossible for Marvel to publish a good book.
>>152992996You've decided that it's impossible, because you don't want it to be possible. You don't want Marvel to have any actual chance of success because making people play games that are intentionally rigged to be unwinnable is the only thing that gets you hard.
>>152992993It's not criticism if you don't actually see the problem as a problem and don't actually want it to be solved. Sorry, I hit post too soon by accident.
>>152992987>Nothing Marvel does will ever be enough to satisfy you, so why should they even try?There are people uninterested in comics more than they are another vehicle for culture war, with those you might have a point, but insofar as anyone who cares about comics enough to critique changes that aren't related to social political fluff this is just an insane conclusion considering their physical and yes digital storage spaces will provide you a compass for their preferences.And editorial and creative staff ignoring that for a direction they prefer is not excused by any amount of stock debate fallacies.
>>152992980Rofl at you
>>152987102The manbun was fatal in the end, I see
>>152993010I wanted it to be possible once, but I've learned about bendis' tribe since. Nowadays I just root for marvel staff to die.
>>152993028Even if you got everything you claim to want, you'd just find other stuff to complain about. So why shouldn't Marvel just double down, and keep giving you what you really want?
>>152993041See? I'm absolutely right. You don't want to be happy. So Marvel shouldn't even try. They should just keep pissing you off, because that's what you actually want. Paul did nothing wrong and didn't deserve to die. He was just doing what he was made to do.
>>152993051Sure. I'm doing backflips when they get kyoani'd.
>>152993068But it's never enough, is it? How big does the pile of bodies have to be?
>>152993080Dunno, never stopped to do a hack headcount.
>>152988069blessed post, anon kudos to you.
>>152993090Exactly. You don't know because there is no answer. You will never be satisfied. You will waste your life chasing something that you will never be able to catch. I pity you.
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>>152987102This is obviously a Paul Model Decoy. No way could some random nobody villain take down the Paulster.
>>152993105You're a rambling lunatic who lives in his own fantasy world.
>>152992921>>152992197>>152992987>>152993051>>152993105You just come in here and repeat the same exact shit over and over again in every single fucking thread as if it makes any sort of difference in the world. It's so fucking tiresome. Just shut the fuck up already. You lost. Find another hobby that doesn't include shitposting all fucking day.
I just want the editors to let Spider-man be normal again. No planes crashes, no clones, no deal with the devils.....
>>152987111wtf that's almost my hand
>>152993218>>152993256Whatever, I know I'm right. I hope Marvel brings in a new Paul who is ten times worse than the old one. I hope they bring in a dozen Pauls. I hope they replace Peter's entire goddamn social circle with Pauls. You don't deserve good comics.
Take the Paulpill
>>152993302>He said with his tail between his legs. You submissive little bitch. Get the fuck out of here you freak.
>>152987224Yeah. Damage is already done.I'd suggest a reset, but ain't nobody got time for that anymore.
>>152993338Just know this: if Paul somehow survives or is resurrected somewhere down the line, I WILL gloat about it. Pick a god and pray that doesn't happen.
>>152993302>. I hope Marvel
People need to learn to stop engaging with blatant shitpisters. Even if they keep at it, they get less out of it if people don't give them the replies they want.
>>152993372Why he made of pizza?
>>152993367Go ahead and waste your life. Not my problem.
>>152993401I'm wasting my life? I'm not the one who obsesses over the love lives of fictional characters. If you didn't care about Peter and MJ's perpetual on-again-off-again relationship, you wouldn't hate Paul so much. You'd have no reason to hate him if you didn't believe that Peter and MJ being together was so important. Can't deny that one, can you?
>>152993415Like a broken record.
>>152987102retrads on /co/mblr act like the pau cuck aspect is the reason why spider-man no longer sales and not the fact that peter has been completely emasculated for the last 15 years now where literally every woman he interacts with is depicted as tougher, smarter and overall a better hero then himself. peter literaylly gets rescued by woman every storyline yet never rescues and female heroes. mj is now somehow depicted as tougher and more competent hero as him as well despite decades of diffrence in experience.
>>152993415>I'm wasting my life?Yes?
>>152992301>Because Paul is controversial which means when he shows up people talk about him and if they're talking about him then that's basically free advertising and will cause people to buy comics.No? Where the fuck did you hear that?
>>152993532Damn, DC took some vitamins between 2024 and 2025
>>152989707Dude, don't be obtuse. It was obvious self insert by a 30+ year old guy to fuck barely legal superhero girl. It's disgusting.
>>152987307> so, so, so sick of No One DiesIs stupid because It work with Wally West because you know, he has superspeed , incredible feats and a story of making people turning good(Pied, Chunk, many other supervillains) and Rogues aren't bad.But with so many schizos how this can work on Spiderman?
I still think Paul will return to be a villian somehow.
Paul was shit but also almost all of the writing problems around Peter were scapegoated onto him, what character is gonna get blamed for Peter being a fag now? MJ?
So they remove Paul, so that MJ can go cry on Flash shoulder now?
>>152993659Can we just get Ben back please
>>152993478See, you didn't even try to deny me. You know I'm right.
>>152993631He will return as Kindred>>152990206That Kryptonians obsessed with Superman was decent and the Russian's Zod was better than Byrne's Zod.
>>152988245I mean he's Peter Parker. Not Cletus Carnage.
>>152993749He will return as Paul 2.0. Taller, more muscular, more handsome and with a thick, girthy, VASCULAR dong. Don't like that one? How about Paul 2099, with a cybernetic dick? House of M? Uh, more like House of R! Age of Apocalypse Paul? We'll give him a mohawk or something, I dunno!
>>152993724Not that anon but I think a functioning brain could pick up on the animosity and the denial was implied. Not everything needs a reaction and not everything is explicit. This is how the trolling works and how Marvel works where they make explicit things implicit and implicit things explicit so that they face no consequence s and have plausible deniability the whole time. The coward's way of storytelling where no stakes are involved, charisma is gone and nothing voids are left in the shells of former characters, all the while the creators become ghoulish and hateful so that they look like they are confident/competent because otherwise, if it turned all of that would still result in a failed company and dead careers, well then them and the trolls would finally face the comsequences of being the saddest motherfucking losers of all time.
>>152992980>art threadsome guy just calling everything awful or dogshitwithout offering anything in returnfuck off
>>152990932Who's Jeff the Landshark?
Peter won't be cucked by Paul anymore. Now it's Flash time to shine.
TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYESEVERY NOW AND THEN I PAUL APART
>>152993882>Peeeeeteeeeer... I'mhauntingyou!
>>152993933Whoa Paul turned into a cum stain.
>>152993962It was a joke but now I actually want Ghost Paul to happen.
They sure are taking their time with this Dylan plotline
Wait, Dylan has super powers?
>>152994058He has the power to be an ungrateful little shit who insults the person who put a roof over his head.
>>152987102>>152987111>>152987130>>152987151>>152987169
Telegony and Microchimerism means Paul will always live on thanks to his sperm in MJ’s pussy.
>>152994156>thinking about fictional characters cum
Paulbros...
>>152994156Neither will Paul, we know he can't get it up.
>>152987102He'll be back. He's probably the most iconic character to come out of Spider-man in the last decade.
>He cucked Spider-Man, is what he did. He was a brave alternate universe boyfriend. And in this house Paul Rabin is a hero. End of story.
Now that Paul's dead. Who do Spider-Man fans blame for the comics being shit, instead of just accepting Spider-Man is shit?
>>152993672Pretty much they want MJ and flash together so people don’t get their hopes up for 1000 and that way the story can be about something else, say what you guys want but marvel pretty much still hates the fans for reacting the way they did but they’re just using a more established character now, and I’m already preparing myself for when they show them being romantic and that’ll probably backfire on them in a huge way good
>>152994156Days since Pauls death: 1. Peter Parker still a cuck.
>>152994234it was always shit but he was like the most blatant "the editorial spits and pisses on your face" rather than being aggressively mediocre. They really need to oust Nicke Lowe and Quesada
>>152992654>How are you going to read stories about pre-teen Jon when you know he's going to be getting dick up the ass?Classic forest for the trees with you guys, they cold have made him like Apolo the other gay Superman, instead they made him the most bleeding heart bitch in the worst way. This page ACTUALLY ruined the character forever, even the secondaries were roasting him
>genuine shizos crying about Paul's death and swearing up and down that we'll pay for laughing about thisJesus Christ
>>152994425>Paulbros right now
>>152987102Does it really matter at this point?He still existed. Killing him off, while removes some of the annoyance, ultimately highlights the new issue that so much time was wasted on pointless bullshit. And that's sorta the core problem. For years ASM has been spinning in circles over dumb bullshit that means nothing. It's a hole nothing short of a full on reboot can fix at this point. And even that won't save anything as USM has shown that once the honeymoon phase of actually doing something new with the character fades- all the writers and editors are still total hacks.
I miss him already.
>>152994425Paul didn't deserve to die. At least half of the Avengers have done way worse shit than he ever did and everyone still loves them. Doctor Doom wiped out an alternate universe too, and people trip over each other to jerk him off.
>>152994557Well, Carly existed too, being sold to us as one and only true love for Peter, and now nobody remembers her.
>>152994605Speaking of, why is Paul hated but Carly isn't? They exist for pretty much same reason, to keep Peter and MJ apart.
>>152994605That only further proves my point. Yeah, Paul will fade as a bad memory and a random weird factoid in the future the same way something like Uncle Skip was.But if that's the case then... what will be remembered? What was the point of it all if it amounted to years and issues of utterly nothing? Green Goblin comes back as a good guy for a bit and...?
>>152994636I don't anyone cares enough about her to hate her
>>152994636See? There's a blatant double standard against Paul!
>>152994566Jean Grey and Scarlet Witch get way more shit for the stuff they did than Paul ever had! Paul gets a pass because he's a man and they're women.
>>152994681>>152994665>>152994636Carly didn't help kill over eight billion people guys...
>>152994682Hank literally slapped his wife and he still isn't hated as much as Paul.
>>152994699wasp deserves worse
>>152994636We didn't get a long, convoluted story of why Peter cheated on MJ with Carly because that never happened. Peter and MJ weren't together when Caryl happened. Same reason why we don't really bring up MJ's other boyfriends.
>>152994692I already said it! Doctor Doom destroyed a whole universe too, for the pettiest of reasons, but he still has people lining up across the goddamn Atlantic to gobble his armored balls! Hell, remember Secret Wars?>Which one?YES!
>>152994699In universe Hank gets treated like scum all the time.Out of universe is another matter entirely. Paul just sucked and completely lacked charisma to the average comic readers.
>>152994721>Same reason why we don't really bring up MJ's other boyfriends.The fire guy will always be my favorite.>Peter, I'm leaving, because I refuse to live in constant fear that you might die being a superhero! Anyway, here's Chad, he's a fireman, with as we know is safest job on the planet.
>>152994727Dr. Doom is a funny and entertaining villain for comic audiences. Paul is a guy named Paul who accidentally did a DUI on eight million people and had the temerity to be boring about it.
>>152994743His name is Pedro, and he was quickly forgotten. Same with Bobby Carr. Paul is blessed for forever tainting the possibility of MJ ever getting another love interest that isn't Peter for at least the next twenty years.
>>152994751Doom literally destroyed a utopian universe because he was mad that his counterpart there didn't hate Reed Richards anymore. And do I really need to bring up the time he killed several godlike beings, stole their power, and took advantage of the multiversal destruction they unleashed to turn what remained of existence into a monument to his ego, when he could have easily repaired the damage at literally any time?
>>152994566Don't look at me, I want Carol dead too.
>>152994779Sounds based.Doom is funnee he make me laughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOs84Gsr53oPAUL NO MAKEY ME LAUGH. PAUL... BORING.
>>152994797Oh but if Paul became God-Emperor of Battleworld, it wouldn't be so funny anymore, would it? Hypocrite.
>>152994807I think he'd be pretty boring. He's also kind of suck at it yeah.
>>152994811See? Double standard. #JusticeForPaul
>>152994827It's almost as if they have an opinion that isn't your own...?
>>152994827THERE IS ONLY ONE STANDARD, FOOL!DOOM'S!
>>152994857>>152994860Explain to me why it's okay when Doom commits omnicide, but not when Paul does it.
>>152994889Because while they're both fictional characters, Doom is a funny and interesting supervillain who we're still meant to treat like a frothing insane lunatic who is a clear danger to himself and others while Paul is just Paul, and boring, and gay.
>>152994909It's true. If Spider-Man punches Doom, it's a good comic where fun things happen. If Peter punches Paul, oh, suddenly Peter's the asshole.WHAT SUPERHEROES DOES PAUL EVER FIGHT, HUH? HE WAS A BITCH!
>>152994889Dr. Doom is a literal supervillain and in fact it is not treated as okay when he commits omnicide. Paul gets more of a pass than even Doom.
>>152994979Tony Stark became a fascist, built a prison in the Negative Zone (WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!) and locked his own friends up in there, and he still got to be the face of the MCU.
>>152995043Mary Jane Watson had dated Paul for a while but she still gets to be Spider-Man's love interest! I'm sorry, Paulfag, but life is just unfair sometimes!
>>152995043He got an ego death afterwards.
>>152994636She was banished to new jersey
>>152991509Literally LMAO'ing people can't cope with the fact it's a fakeout. They're not gonna like where this story goes when Torment gets to the aunts.
>>152995395>literally coping with his death by coping that it's a fakeout while accusing everyone else of copingHrm
>>152991509>that bioYou guys aren't like this, right?
>>152987102>wants to make MJ a Superhero. >Have blueprint with Spinneret>Instead give her baby retard slot machine powers>Most Importantly, make her origin cheating on and cuckolding her franchise love interest and her sole reason for existing. Said love interest is your flagship character and best selling book, and some of the best selling cape shit Movies>refuse to retcon, or resolve, and treat the terrible decision with kid gloves despite taking a sledge hammer to the previous run.>Double down on your Flagship character being a cuckold by introducing romantic tension/possibly bait between MJ and Eugene. What is the methodology for making these decisions
>>152991509If you read the post, you would know he's technically not wrong. Paul doesn't die IN THAT PAGE, he dies in a different one.Also, ComicSupreme has been wrong in the past, literally as recent as 2 or 3 issues ago when he said people will get mad at MJ for something she said, when nothing ended up happening.He's an attention whore. "I can't talk cuz spoilers">Proceeded to post a Spoiler panel.Is this guy just retarded or what? And why are you believing him instead of the multiple panels posted here and Carnage/Eddie himself confirming the death.
>>152995565>What is the methodology for making these decisionBecause Spider-Man fans are retards and Marvel manages to trick them every time.Back in 2023 you guys were posting all the time on Twitter, Reddit, TikTok about how Paul was triggering you. Now that the jokes about Paul have died off Marvel kills him off so you guys go "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY KILLED PAUL"
>>152996132false equivalence
>>152996132Everyone ended up being happy Paul is dead though
