Does all lesbian sex involve musicial dance numbers?
>>152989456doesnt involve a penis, so->blanket pulled up over their boobscan we stop doing that in tv now? it's not as if anyone would be okay with this show in the first place.
>>152989678But I'm not, I'm a guy just watching a show.
>R rated cartoon>cant even show a buttwhat is the point?
Does all gay rape involve musical dance numbers?
It's called /hhg/, anon.
>>152990591Mine's cooler. Z's make everything cool.
>>152990646It's still not the consensus name for the general. Delete this thread and restart it with the proper name, or the Schutzstaffel will execute me for failing to strongarm you to doing my bidding.
rawr
>>152989793Vivzie's hell laws won't allow that.
>>152989456Charlie belongs to AlastorVaggie belongs to garbage
>>152989456>>152990456Imagine what the inevitable Angel / Husk sex song will be
>>152989456Better than Lumishit
>>152989456>>152990456There's a reason queers like Musicals.
>>152989456Yes.
>>152990784I want to be redeemed in Charlie's arms
>>152990456I think that usually comes with a Morgan Freeman narration.
>>152989456No it involves MMA and U-Hauls.
Will these two get a sex song?
>>152990591That's a different general.I'm all for us here being /hzbn/.
>>152993900No Vox and Al will instead, and cause the fans of radioshatic and radiocrapple to seethe intensely.
>>152993935It's the same general. If you're talking about the same show, you should be called the same thing. That's what God has demanded of me, and He will kill me if I don't obey Him.
>>152993900>>152993937Vox needs psychiatric help, not sex.Vox x therapy is my ship.
>>152989456I think by law it has to.
>>152990456not all of them but it happens way more than you'd think
>>152995774>>152995920>>152995935Charlie is so much better without her stupid red suit.
>>152993900It's inevitable.Perhaps it will be a reprise of Easy called "Harder" where it progressively gets kinkier.
>>152989456It's a defense mechanism against men, see also: Karaoke, line dancing.
>>152996608Yeah, as long as Smiles is on the team us Voxfags and Staticmoths too are safe and will be eating good.I am kinda wishing for a gentle, romantic song with them too.
>>152989456We can have disembowelment and hard vore but we gotta draw the line at titties
Why are there so many gay people in hell
>>152990456Yes
>>152997829for the same reason that there are that many in heaven.
Abel is for girl dick.
Vox breaking the twink curse. Go on, king.
>>152989456only in hell, it's the punishment for homosexuality. the act of sex becomes a whole, for lack of a better term, song and dance.
>>152990456>Hell>No straight peoplebased?
>>152999867>Hell>No straight peoplebut what about uhhh.... Lucifer?
>>152999780Alastor is a dumbass for rejecting him
>>152999887He’s apparently pans. Which is odd to me, dude was married to the same chick for 10k years, maybe the pansexuality comes from him shapeshifting into weird shit Lilith wanted.
>>152989456>>152995920sexy nose
>>152989456it's really true that hazbin hotel is like the fanfiction of an alternate universe hazbin hotel show that's actually good
>no nudityWhy are Americans like this? Murder, gore, drugs, rape, torture, everything else is allowed in this shit but GOD FORBID anyone be seen nude.
>>152999803I hate how ridiculously funny that is.
>>153000112There's plenty of nudity in R-rated live action, but yeah people here are weird about that. You can have Sentry ripping out someone's spine, but no bare tiddies
>>153000112America is founded by puritans, people so fucking prudish even the rest of old timey England said fuck these guys. They’re the only people in the world who think they still cant show tits in a 18+ show.
>>153000151It's also because of the State. Censorship laws in the land of the free
>>152993900That'd be awesome.
>>153000112this question has been asked and answered over a billion times on the internet.
>>152999963Don't even remind me about that stupid stinky deer.Those arms, Vox! They are made for big strong hugs!
Eating McDonalds in bed with Adam
>>152993937Anon... radioshatic IS vox and al
>>153002316That anon probably had a stroke, but it's true that those radioshartic clowns would find a way to seethe at anything, even their ship becoming "canon". Vox belongs to Voxyumes. Go get that TV, girls.I also love these slander ship names lmao. I don't want to soil (quite literally?) Vox's part, but radioshartic sounds better than shartiostatic. Or a new term (retardiostatic) could be coined. Radiocrapple is perfect though.
>>152990456Only when it happens to characters Vizie cares about
>>153003998On my knees, kissing the ground he walks on.He's a damn fucking great cult leader, he got crazed followers even through the third wall, just look at us.
I'm not a Voxfag but I wish I was because you guys got fed so good this season.
>>153007034It was truly glorious. Who's your favorite hazbin?
Charlie and Alastor's song is gonna be some 30a smooth jazz with him humping her to the oboe tunes.Vaggie and Angel Dust's gonna be some dance song from said 30s that he will melt her mind to.Niffty will be there, watching both from the closet each time.
>>153004907He's perfect, I'd let him do whatever he wants to me and I'd thank him every time.
What if Vox was a chick?
>>153008101This damn TV-head got me captivated. In a chokehold even. And it's great.>>153008286Would still be entertaining to watch, but I wouldn't be "simping". I like men.
>>153008945>I like men.A homosexual, a Mongolian basket weaving forum? Impossible.
>>153009096The truth is even worse than that.
>>153007921I'm in it for Lute and Adam and at this point I have no clue where their story's going, only that we're not going to see resolution until at least season 4
>>153009423Dear God, you don't mean...?You're a Femboy?
>>153010362Adam is awesome, he was one of my top characters in season 1. It sucks so bad he's supposed to "stay dead", I was hoping for him as a sinner at least. Adamfags have it hard, Viv seemingly hates him, he gets like no merch. At least there's Lute and her halluciadam, but who knows when she actually does something and what her fate is going to be. This uncertainity sucks. Even though my beloved Vox didn't die, his fate is also up to debate and I'm terrified they'll ruin him by not giving him a body, play him as a joke, still milk his Alastor obsession and therefore getting no character growth. Being fan of Vivzieslop is suffering.>>153011092Are femboys not homosexuals?
>>153011126Femboys are like transexuals, so it's 25% Gayer. They just haven't committed, so it's currently at 125% gay.
>>152989456Why cover up the boobs? Isn’t this supposed to be for adults?
Sera and her BIG BUTT
>>153000012kek
>>152999867this quip was old five years ago
>>152989456Yeah, and most times some kind of fancy dildo to "spice things up", because every lesbian and non-lesbian knows that lesbian sex is actually quite boring.
>>15299550999 dollars panasonic blu ray
>>152989456me and who
>>153012583Very accurate.
>>153012583I can't help but respect /pol/tards who watch this show, I'm not even right wing and I can't stand it.
>>152989456Was she right?
>>153015784Nah those bitches are cute.
>>153015784Yes. Lute and Vaggie should bang instead.
>>153011126>I was hoping for him as a sinner at least.NTA but my hero didn't commit any sins.
That's one sexy moth man.
Lesbians can't have sex. Consider - does a woman giving a blowjob to her bf or a man fingering his gf count as sex?
>>153017850Yes
>>153017850What if one of them has a strap-on
>>153015784Yes but so was he.
>>152997222Trips of truth. It's OK to show life being destroyed. But it's wrong to show life being created.
Does Heaven have any gay characters?
>>153018734Pentious is supposed to be bisexual according to pride merch but you'd never know that watching the showAlso I refuse to believe St. Peter is straight
>>152989456Charlie showed more genuine attraction to a Hellhound pornstar than her own girlfriend
>>153018734Vaggie but she was kicked out.
>>153018820Can't blame her, she's hot
>>153018820Couldn't even draw the hellhound's fat juicy ass...
>>153018841Vivienne will make a million sex jokes, but draws the line at actually drawing butts. Sad!
>>153018890she's this close to having a hank hill ass
When's the next extermination? They were so much fun.
>>153018988this picture makes me sad :(
>>153017850Does a woman giving a blowjob to another man count as cheating?
>>153018900>dubsMaybe by season 3 we'll get back to where we were with picrel...from 2005, and have actual nudity in the show. Like I get the whole>corner-cutting in the animation department>the show's success being a bit of an unknown quantity for A24/Amazonbut by all accounts it cleared at least the second hurdle just fine, so they should be able to add some nudity for seasons 3 and 4.
>>153002495>VoxyumesVox is literally the gayest homo in the hellaverse and that's saying something.
>>153018852
>>153019844He's secure in his sexuality and isn't afraid to do a fun little dance. Look at him go. He's bi and attracted to femininity (Alastor and Val = the two giriest gayest gays). He's not into all the pride shit. He just goes "I fuck dudes, I fuck chicks, that's it, don't need a parade for it." Plus he keeps his sexual life private. He's one of the normal ones. Trust us.
>>153019643Kissing counts as cheating, but not as sex. The quintessence of sex is P in V, with P in A being an approximate simulation. Fags can have sex, but lesbians can only have extended foreplay, thus they are all virgins, which is good.
>>153015580eh. not a pol-tard either but i would say right-leaning.the animation is good, the songs are great, fight scenes pretty damn good. story is unfettered dogshit.it's enough for me
>>153018793>Also I refuse to believe St. Peter is straightit would actually be funny if he was aggressively straight.
>>153020123>Everyone in Hell is a faggot>Everyone in Heaven is straightWhat does Viv mean by this?
>>153019940>Trust us.Did the Voxtek PR department write this?
>>153020148
>>152989456This show is highly satanic because it has demons and lesbialas
>>153020178Do you have literally nothing better to do other than spam about cartoons being satanic?
>>153020168>Voxtek PR departmentyou just know it's Vox personally going into forums/threads talking about him to do it himself.he probably also falseflags as the opposition to throw people off his trail.also, fuck Alastor
>>153020168>>153020168So cute>>153020223Here at VoxTek, we- I mean, they, uphold the image of perfection. Mister Vox does not support so called falseflagging.Yes, fuck alasstor, I hope he gets stabbed with angelic steel 76 times and boils in super hell forever.
>>152989456I don't know what's worse, that it's an irrelevant scene or a boring one.The worst sex scene in the world.
>>153020872>Vaggie and Charlie teasing and taunting Emily because "Lesbian sex isn't real sex" so, it's perfectly okay, since it's not real.>Emily's Christian mind is thrown for a loop and is unable to set things straight.>She confides in Sera, who sends her to "Uncle Leviticus' School For The Sexually Deviant".
>>153021359I want to give him the world
>>153020955>and is unable to set things straightCARLOOS
If Vox stopped giving a fuck about everything and just went completely and utterly insane, he'd be pilot Vox. That fucker looks so unhinged and actually quite creepy. Still would kiss though. Love him.
>>152989456That is weird, I could swear Charlie is straight, what happen to her boyfriend? They look so happy here...
>>153021359>>153021481Is Vox just Vriska but a robot, and a dude?
>>153021759>VriskaI know that's a Homestuck character, but I don't know what she's about, explain?Also Vox is not really a robot, more like a cyborg, he has flesh and blood, but also wires and chips. And he's a human soul.
>>153022093Vriska is... Well, it's hard to really describe her to an outside fan. Take the craziness of Lute, the bitchiness of Cherry Bomb, add a spider theme, and give her an ego the size of Jupiter. Before the writer wrote himself into a corner, he gave Vriska an arc where she died, realized and understood she was a bad person, and tried to make amends. Then he gave the main character retcon powers and her story was literally retconned away. The new version did everything right, learned nothing, and even scolded her pre-retcon self for being such a bitch. The joke that "Vriska did nothing wrong" is incredibly prevalent in the fandom for good reason. You either love her, or hate her. She's his favorite. Dude even married a Vriska cosplayer.
>>153022279>Dude even married a Vriska cosplayerDid Hussie really get married? Not seeing anything about it when I search
>>153022300He did. He's pushing 50 and married a 25 year old cosplayer. She's cute, too. Search the /hsg/, she's posted sometimes.
>>153018852We were robbed
I like the pilot's design, but the show's outfit. Do you?
>>153019940Side note regarding the pride merch but I REALLY hope the drop coming out this year doesn't reveal Baxter as trans since that's a semi-popular headcanon. It'll be the only thing anybody talks about regarding his character until the end of time.
>>153017613I need Valentino in my life.
>>153018308My sister forced me to watch this show and this is the only line I laughed hard at. Guy delivered it perfectly. Comedy timing was great and his voice and intensity was brilliant.
>>153021655Charlie is bi, she says so.
>>153022279It is kinda Vox-ish? Crazy, huge ego. Maybe the type of fanbase she gets is similar to Vox? He probably is also going to make amends. Viv also loves making retcons all the time so we'll see.>>153022849Everything pilot, but show hair. Pilot Charlie is so round, cuter. Just the hair in the show is better.>>153022946Yeah, that would be so cheap and stupid, but I fear it might happen. It will ruin one of the few straight ships in the show.>It'll be the only thing anybody talks about regarding his character until the end of time.God, I hate this so much. There's so much more to the characters than their sexuality and ships. This fanbase is so obsessed with shipping, it's all they talk about. I look up fanart or discussion about Vox, and it's infested with shipping. I mean, I like Staticbelle and maybe Staticmoth a bit too, but first of all, I like VOX, I want to see content about HIM.
>>152989456
>>153023410>This fanbase is so obsessed with shipping, it's all they talk about.Unfortunately I feel like this is inevitable in popular franchises with a lot of characters. It's even worse when a ship becomes so popular that it drowns out all discussion of a character and the two of them become a package deal in the fanbase, so finding solo stuff becomes a herculean task.Apparently that happened to Tenna from Deltarune (the other TV guy also popular with autists), if someone wants to find stuff of him where he isn't with Spamton they better pick a god and pray.
>>153023576>It's even worse when a ship becomes so popular that it drowns out all discussion of a character and the two of them become a package deal in the fanbase, so finding solo stuff becomes a herculean task.Alastor and Vox to a T. I used to be pretty indifferent about it, but every time I look up Vox so much of it comes up I started to loathe this ship. It is extremely popular right now, because the show baits it so bad, I'm hoping it will die down in a few months at least and by s3 too.Apparently us autismos obsessed with TV men have it hard. Praying for the ships to pass. Godspeed.
>>153023508>>153023586Maybe it's time to go to sleep, I can't even fucking post properly. Ships infesting my brain.
>>153023599ugliest character oat?
Will her schizo fantasies ever come true?
>>153023586It will pass when Radioapple baiting ramps up.
>>153018820>>153018852My horniness compels me to draw cringe
>>153023700Woman so schizophrenic she manifests her dead boyfriend back to life. He just normally exists again, because Lute believed.>>153023703I hope. It's definitely gonna be interesting watching the Radioapple meltdowns at least.
>>153022849I like pilot outfit + show hair. Also I got used to the red eyes but I kinda miss that old cartoon feel that the black eyes had.
>>153023703It's hard to believe that radioapple will become canon mainly because Vivzie can never hold back with ships and literally nothing has happened in 2 seasons.
>>152989456Lesbians don't have sex
>>153020955Emily can fuck whoever she wants. IT'S HEAVEN.
>>153023410>>153023508Shipping is the foundational pillar hellaverse was built on, more so than lore, musical and swear jokes shipping is all this fucking series was good and people fell for the fucking hook they could project their insecurities and fantasies into flat cardboard characters and never look beyond that
Maybe I'm just biased because I don't really care about Alastor all that much, but is there anything even hinting at the idea that he cares about someone as much as he cares about himself? Whenever I see an Alastor simp swear up and down that he's actually a very deep character that's hiding that he actually gives a shit about anyone it just reads as cope and headcanon. I see this all the time with RadioStatic shippers, they swear that he actually saw him as an equal but was afraid of getting close to someone so he crushed his hopes and dreams to get him to fuck off.That being said I don't doubt there's more to him that we haven't seen yet, it just kind of baffles me that he's so beloved in the fandom when he peaked in the pilot and all the reasons people seem to love him is because of their own interpretation of him that hasn't been confirmed and in some cases complete fanfiction.
>>153023776It's cringe but good.
My name's Caine and I'm your bitch
>ship-teasing AlastorI thought he was supposed to be asexual.>>153024599I vaguely remember Alastor being referred to as a momma’s boy, but I don’t know if that changed either.
>>153024599I don't entirely hate him, but he's pretty low on my list. Viv confirmed he was just an asshole to Vox in the past, not much depth there. Or the "he only killed racists and sexists!" thing ... he still killed people, he's worse than a racist. He even said he did it for fun. No vigilantism here.I liked him in the pilot, he was so jovial and goofy, but still obviously powerful and insidious. And his voice and radio effect used to be so much better too.Show Alastor is petty, jealous, feels entitled to respect and does next to nothing for the hotel. He's just not interesting or mysterious anymore. People like him because they find him attractive I guess.
Would Charlie wear a one piece or two piece swimsuit?
>>153022849The art style for the pilot was so charming
>>153025675one piece
>>153025866Hot
>>153023776That's accurate. Going by the muscle density of her thighs her ass should be enormous
>>152989456Better question: why is everybody in the show bi/gay?
>>153027320Straight people go to Heaven, apparently.
>>153027320Because Vivzie is a fujo and so most of the female characters will stay out of her yaoiAnd also so she can sell merch for pride month
Will we see a dick in season 3?
>>153025072>I thought he was supposed to be asexualI mean technically asexuals can be in romantic relationships, they just don't desire sex.
Imagine Vox using his hypnosis on Charlie...
>>153029214I'd like for him to use his hypnosis on me
>>153019940>>153022946I find it interesting that, throughout all the hellaverse pride merch, Vox is the only character that looks like he doesn't want to be there.
>>153028522Adam will be in season 3.
>>153022946Trans Baxter, come to life!Let Jesus laugh hard and wide.
>>153000112Because America is number one.
>>153029834He's too old for that shit
NO CHARLIE DON'T-
>>153029834He might be gay but that doesn't mean he's a faggot.
>>153029226He's so handsome in that scene. And really, every scene ever.>>153029834>>153030547>>153030623Pretty much this. As I said, he's one of the few normal bisexuals. He's beyond boomer, he's most likely from Greatest generation (born 1901-1927), if he was supposed to die in the 1950s. His timeline is all over the place. "You kids and your prides and LGTV communities, yeah I fuck dudes, but that's not my entire life and personality. Buy my products now trust me." I'm waiting for him to finally crush on a girl. He's definitely into mommy types, like Lilith. Maybe he even had a gf on Earth.
>>153030602Chatlie would defend Epstein, you know that's true.
>>153031089He can be redeemed!
>>153012583just like the real hell lmao
>>152992334GAY
>>153027374Your post made me realize there is not single straight man character in Hazbin (not gonna include Adam because you just know Vivzie would pull some shit later when he gets reintroduced as a demon).
>>153032711Straight men are evil and disgusting.Which means they SHOULD be in hell, but this is gay hell i guess.
>>153029226Based.
>>153032711Lucifer is supposed to be pansexual but he only ever talks about his wife.
New merch
Charlie backshots.
>>153033609Are the numbers on Vincen't shirt supposed to be the years? He was a news anchor in 78, entertainer in 82.Was he BORN in 1952? The year Voxtek was founded? So when did he die, in the 90s? Later than Val? I have many questions.
>>152990805>Can't show boobs>Space king canAnother space king W.
>>153033670I assume that's the temperature on the map from when he was a weatherman? Otherwise the numbers make no sense
>>153024599>that he cares about someone as much as he cares about himself?as someone who never touched shipping or character worshiping.99.9% of the show he doesn't give a shit about anyone else, everything is purely for his own entertainment.EXCEPT for some reason when he struck a deal with vox, he thrown into the deal that they stop assaulting husk&co.either that was uncharacteristically kind of his, or he figured they would be useful in the plan that followed
>>153033618Now if only she had a demon tail to tug on while you hit it from the back...
>>153035228They're his underlings. They belong to HIM. Having said that, it does point to some not entirely selfish feelings. Also his choice of "don't lay a hand on Charlie" suggests that he does care about her on some level.
>>153019792How would Drawn Together have done a Hazbin Hotel parody?
>hell show>don't have their own Alex Jones
>>153035505>Also his choice of "don't lay a hand on Charlie" suggests that he does care about her on some level.nah, that was just him using overly literal meaning to break out of the contract.like the robo-devil asking for leela's hand (in marriage)he doesn't give a shit about charlie or the hotel, in fact he's didn't think the hotel worked, he was only in to enjoy charlie fail and suffer for it
Thinking about it, why are we even here? Why do we continue to give our irreplacable time to something that clearly was never made for a critical thinking audience? A show full of cliches, stolen concepts, and heavily-biased messaging. Why do we continue to waste our time with a creator who lost whatever real creativity she had the minute she walked into whatever liberal college she went to?
>>153036629charlie sex hair
>>153036629That's a dumb post because Hazbin's gimmick is only 40% edgy and raunchy. The other 60% is Glee-esque feel-good LGBTQ musical.
>>153036629Because Vox
>>153036629I don't know how Vivzie does it, but even with the multitude of issues regarding the plot and writing she manages to make characters that are easy to get invested in and care about. Even people who aren't fans of the show or even most of the characters can point at a specific character that clicks with them and say "that one's cool, I want to see more of them".>>153036745Based.
>>153036868
>>153036901
>>153036629Adam and Vox do require crucial thinking.Charlie and Vaggie don’t.
>>153036804I love him, I just want to be in his presence.>>153037624Can I kiss him goodnight?
>hell is just full of gay musicalsGuess that checks out; I'd go insane if I was surrounded by theatre kids, too>>153024980>>153027193Awww, thank you for the compliments!
>>153039996I was JUST picking a Vox image to bumpIs it just us here?Voxfags rise
>>153027353LOL, Heaven looks like paradise for people labeled "dogfuckers".
>>153000099
>>153040524I find Helluva Boss to be a much worse show than Hazbin Hotel
Alright I'll ask here.Is there a Hazbin discord?
>>153040960I fucking hope not
>>153040524its funny how accurate this is, with HB I genuinely feel like I'm watching some AO3 fanfic.
>>153041183When Stolas started singing in Apology Tour I really felt like I stumbled upon some kid's Wattpad fic
Buying shark socks for Vox
>>153041632I love that Vox canonically has a pair of boxers with a little shark on them. For a ruthless serial killer he is such a massive dork.
>Vox and Valentino fags are what’s keeping these threads aliveHow do you guys do it?
>>153041721Autism.
I'M FROM FUCKIN' FLORIDA!
>>153036629Nothing else is on
>>153041700It's so cute how much he loves sharks. I bet he had those boxers custom made. And the shark onesie is also canon, he had that on the Halloween standee.>>153041721>>153041736Yeah, tism. The last thread died because we fell asleep (in Vox's arms) I guess. If I'm not sleeping, I'm Voxing.And I love that vid, Vox is definitely a fellow leg bouncer, now this is the representation I want to see. Fuck sexualities. Show restless legs Vox.
>>153042713They should have a threesome.
>>153042188Valentino being a Florida Man makes too much sense
I miss Adam.
>>153042589>And the shark onesie is also canon, he had that on the Halloween standee.I had no idea the onesie was canon, that's super cute. Hoping this year's Halloween merch drop has something cool too, I feel like Vox was done a bit dirty in the Valentine's Day merch because he was only his head. Give him his body back, he's so expressive with his body language!
How tall is Val?
>>153042963All of those Florida Man articles, they're all about Valentino
>>153043670No, that’s Doofy
>>153043411Well it is official merch, so I'd say onesie Vox is canon.So true, he needs his body, like what am I supposed to hug? And let him stay buff, I'm begging Vivzie..Velvette designed such a cute outfit for him too and he's just a VoxPad. Val locks him in a cage, puts him on mute and poor Vox is just there, with his thoughts, unable to move or speak for days. Godd I hate that thought... that's enough of a punishment for him!
>>152989456No, this is a complete fictionalization for the show. Lesbians do not have sex.
>>153043384Hopefully we'll get some flashbacks and he can sing another song
I'm so glad Val is going to get more screentime in season 3. I hope this is his main outfit, it looks hot on him.
What are your predictions for season 3?
>>153043411>Valentino dresses up as a whore for Halloween
I just wish his backstory wasn't so lame. There were so many kino fan theories and then he's just another serial killer who only had a small cult near the end and even the mass suicide just looked like an accident.
