>killed off Peter A>had a Spider Society where Peter B was the only prominent Peter>now killing off Peter B tooWhy do they hate Peter Parker so much
>>152992845>make up thing in your own head>get mad about thing you made upschizo
>>152992845Huwhite
>>152992851Are you a bot or just autistic? How do you not get bothered by being blown the fuck out by accurate predictions literally every single time
>>152992858lmao you are an actual schizo
>>152992885So a bot, got it
>>152992845They're anti white. This is the defining belief of all liberals
>>152992845They don't "hate" Peter, it's just that Peter is irrelevant to the Spiderman mythos at this point. He's a boring character with boring powers and there are better characters with better stories to tell, so it is natural he gets written out early.
>>152992904It's okay to admit you don't read comics
>>152992906Gatekeeping is chud behavior.
>>152992904Yeah which is why the entire Spider-Verse is just people's shitty OCs using his name, his powers, his stories, his characters, his villains, his costume, his iconography etc
>>152992911You wouldn't say this about Batman.
>>152992915No one is desperately trying to wrestle away Batman from Bruce
>>152992908It's not gatekeeping that's stoping you from reading comics.
>>152992904>Peter is irrelevant to the Spiderman mythos at this pointMiles is never going to be Spider-Man. No matter how hard they push him or how many normalfags watch these movies he is never going to be anything more than Miles. He is just another retarded legacy character who as only survived as long as he has because he is black and the retarded culture war shit has taken over every major media industry. He is boring, he has nothing to him. He is just getting Peter’s sloppy seconds on everything. He is not the original Spider-Man in his own world, his love interest is an alternate version of Peter’s and everything he has is because of Peter. Peter is the only reason anyone still gives a fuck about this character and the only reason he gets anywhere.
>Miles with his hundred million dollar games, movies, mandatory appearances in all Spider-Man media, anime/manga comic pandering to twitterfags etc the biggest push in the history of comic books>barely ekes out a couple of percents over Ben Reilly from one of the most reviled arcs in Spider-Man history, who barely appears anywhere and when he does it's to get shat on by the creatorsThis is so fucking funny
>>152992845>Do anything with Peter>BAAAAAAWWWWWW MARVEL HATES PETER I AM THE VICTIM THEY ARE RUINING MY CHILDHOOD BECAUSE THEY HATE ME FOR BEING WHITE/co/ really is just full of schizophrenic chuds at this point
>>152992941refer to >>152992858
>>152992845
>>152992908And it's not stopping, darkie.
>>152992908I don't even call it gatekeeping, I call it narcissistic toddlers throwing a tantrum because they don't like sharing toys.
>>152993062We need to keep these people outside
>>152993148Awww, is someone feewing cwanky? Maybe you need a nappy-wappy!
>>152993155But I thought narcissistic toddlers throwing a tantrum because they don't like sharing toys, like Miles fans after Peni got game appearances but he didn't, were a bad thing?
>>152993163DO I SMELL SOILED BABY DIAPER?
>>152993180Was someone a hypocrite all along?
>>152992908>He didn't call Anon wrong Oh my gosh...
>>152993148>ongoing comicThe Ziglar already ended on a wet fart, couldn’t even reach 50 issues even after all the glazing in the world kek
>>152993148I had not seem example of this.
>>152993184UH-OH! I THINK SOMEONE SOILED DIAPER!
>>152992845I don't really care who lives or dies in the Spiderverse. Or in the comics anymore. They ruined their product, they made their grave.
>>152992904>He's a boring character with boring powers and there are better characters with better stories to tellThis is bait, but I'll bite.Peter is literally one of the most interesting and beloved comic book heroes ever made, which is why talentless, envious writers try their best to topple him off the podium by writing shitty stories to smear his name, in an attempt to gain some relevancy.This is common in this era of awful writers we live in, though; they all try to shit on what is old and well stablished, in several different franchises, and try to push some new shitty concept or character.I don't necessarily have anything against Miles, but he is no Peter, and he never will be, nor does he NEED to replace him in any way. leave him to his own stories.
>>152992851his race is dying because nobody wants to have sex with his schizo ass and have his schizo kids
>>152993257
>>152992845>why do jews and niggers keep keep killing of and disrecpeting white menalmost like they are waging a genocideal war against them and a lot of lefty white men are still to cucked to realize it and fight back
>>152992941are you a nigger or a tranny or a kike?
>>152992932They want the ability to sell popular character merchandise to black kids too. It's the same reason they made black Ariel. Ariel was the most popular Disney princess merchandise wise. Spiderman is the most popular superhero with kids. Kids aren't going to care if they buy a Spiderman shirt that is Miles, Peter's, or Penny's.This is also why Spiderman's suit changes so often. The idea is kids and general consumers don't affiliate any of the specific Spidermans, black, white, male, female with one specific suit. Gwen's they'll care a bit more because it's pink so that one is for girls. The idea seems to be a rotating cast of any potential spiderman's all with changing suits. They don't actually want to multiverse them all yet, despite the movie being multiverse, but give it a few years and you'll get like two middleschool spidermen one black one white who are best friends.
>>152993576Not familiar with the Pareto Principle it seems You can make 100 Spider-Man toys and sell 100, or you can make 60 Spider-Man toys, 20 Miles toys, 20 Gwen toys, and sell 70
>>152993590It's not just toys. It's shirts, bedding, curtains, toyboxes, furniture, etc. You put all the spiderman on them, hoping that both the white kid and the black kid are willing to buy it. It's trying to double dip on the market. If it's for girls you include the girl characters, for boys omit the girls. I don't know how well it's working with spiderman, but it's obvious that's what they're trying to do. It is working with Ariel. It's about long-term over short term gain too. They want to continue to be able to sell to black people, and girly girls.
>>152993620The point is that it doesn't work, a Spider-Man toy appeals to everyone, a black Spider-Man toy costs the same to make but mostly appeals to black kids who are a tiny proportion of the market This is the sort of shit you can pull off with new IPs that need to prove themselves and don't have established favorite characters, but it doesn't work for already established IPs that are beloved for their established brand appeal, it's like having a luxury product that sells like crazy and then trying to make a cheap product to sell to poor people, all you can do is hurt your brand and reduce the sales of the luxury product (see Burberry)
>>152992911>>152992904You know, this isn't really that different to the Spider clone multiverse nonsense that happened in the 90s
>>152992845Anon, it's a well known fact ALL writers hate Peter, that's why they have been trying so hard to eliminate, replace, cuck, muliverse, transform, genderbend, eat, forget, shit on peter for many, many, many years.
>>152992845Kek. The first thing the PR team tells him to say is this.
>>152992908gatekeeping is necessary
>>152993795It's not gatekeeping, it's ladder-pulling.
>>152993889That's retarded bait considering faggy people have sitting on this franchise for 20 years and have not produced any cool new webswinging ideas or movement/action and haven't even created any iconic characters that have actual character arcs worth a damn. It's gatekeeping by us to weed out any loser who enjoys this shit. Ladder-pulling? There was never a ladder to begin with. These what-ifs have only produced a handful of characters and only Miguel and Mayday had any long-lasting popularity. Miles is poochie and you dumbasses really like poochies.
>>152993946Gatekeeping is basically saying "anyone who comes here after me doesn't deserve to be here as much as I do". That's what ladder-pulling also is. So it's the same shit in different shapes.
>>152993971And it has only resulted in good things historically
>>152993946You'll never be relevant.
>>152993991Meh, I'd say it just results in unbridled snobbery, elitism and ego-feeding. The kind of person who gatekeeps is the kind of person who wants something they can use to feel special, and superior to everyone not in the "in-group". If they let everyone into the in-group, then being in the in-group isn't special anymore, so they have to find a new in-group to exclude people from to feel special and justify getting out of bed in the morning. Sure would be pathetic to live like that, right?
>>152994018Did this retarded twitter user count the 160 issues of the original USM like Marvel does?
>>152994018How about you post some metrics that can't be fudged or arranged by the people desperately pushing the culture war
>>152994041That's because you're the sort of person everyone wants to keep out
>>152994053You mean that I'm the kind of person you want to keep out, and who died and made you King Shit of Turd Mountain?
>>152994018marvel counts peter's issues of ultimate spider-man for miles though
>>152994018Ok faggot, now show me how many volumes those are spread across, what stunts were pulled, and current day discussion of Miles. You'll find that relevance does not equate to actual entertainment being derived from the product. You still haven't beaten the not-actually reading comics allegations. Go on. Tell us your favorite qualities of Miles and regale us with some of his stories.
>>152993212>couldn’t even reach 50 issuesYour inability to recognize patterns doesn't make you look smart. It ended at 42 because they ALWAYS end Miles' runs at 42 because its his theme number.
>>152994113Yeah.. his theme number that was invented by the movies 10 years after his debut, certainly not cope
>>152994113>alwaysIt’s happened twice now. He also has two volumes at 28 issues
>>152994113Marvel always has shitty excuses and copes for their decisions. We should call those Lowe-prizes. Also Marvel would probably subsidize Miles books and parastize other books to keep him going by capturing the aura farming/shonen black audience, but jokes on them, they will never read western comics if the art sucks ass and Miles looks like a chopped bitch that pulls no hoes and gets sloppy seconds in the form of Gwen. MJ is more black than her. Tell me if any black person actually has read Miles and his books.
>>152994072I don't normally throw this around but you sound like a butthurt tranny t b h
>>152993971Gatkeeping is saying faggots like you don't deserve to have positions of authority or have any influence over what the character/idea/franchise is. I'm actually here willing to discuss this shit which is all we can do and I can't physically remove you from 4chan or else I'll get b&. That's how new ideas get made but a lot of those are bad. Thus, gatekeeping is keeping those bad ideas out. >>152994041If anyone could have power than nothing could get done you retard.>snobbery...specialYeah tell that to Marvel editorial. Except y'know their unbridled freedom in the 2000's wrecked the characters and now their current gatekeeping is sustaining this status quo for way too long. So yeah a balance is needed. But you, faggot, can't admit gatekeeping is necessary to a degree. You just devolved into ad hominem and such a tactic is characteristic of those snobs you hate so much.
>>152994276Bear with me, here: even if I agree with you that gatekeeping is a good thing, what makes you think I'll automatically also agree that YOU should be the gatekeeper?
>>152992858What did he mean by this
>>152994455What gives you the right to be the gatekeeper? Nothing. You appointed yourself to the position, because you think it's a given that it should be you. And what the fuck makes you that important, huh?
>>152994475What makes you think he even thought that? I looked through that reply chain and it revealed to me your inability to read.
>>152992904Giving Miles, Peter's origin story, powers, girlfriends, and villains. Doesn't make Peter irrelevant. It does make everything feel like a cheap knockoff though.
>>152992908When has opening the gates improved a product/piece of media?
>>152994511It's implied. The whole gatekeeping thing is "only we are allowed to decide who belongs here". It's an entirely self-appointed position. Gatekeepers are just wannabe autocrats.
>>152994018Realistically the only 2 Characters on this list that Miles won't surpass in our lifetimes is Peter and Hulk since they've had like continous publication since their creation over 60 years ago. Truly a 'Sound of Music' situation.
>>152994508I appointed myself to nothing. Sharing opinions and making fun of faggots like you could either garner me support or ridicule here. I hold no special power or sway over anons. So it just happens to be that you are getting mad I have independent thought and make it known that my opinion is my opinion and that So this headcanon you're ascribing to me is laughable.I just so happen to hold the opposite view. So far you're making no substantial case and you have yet to say what characters are better than Peter. So far you're just flailing like a schizo retard.
>>152993648>a black Spider-Man toy costs the same to make but mostly appeals to black kids who are a tiny proportion of the marketAnd already like Peter. Heck. The incident thet inspired Miles was the death of a little black kid who got shot by a dumbass gangbanger while he was dressed as Spiderman at his Birthday party.
>>152994556You can have all the opinions you want, just don't be an elitist prick about it.
>>152994530It's implied that you don't read comics because you have failed to discuss any of them in detail or offer an example/evidence of Peter being a more boring character than Miles.Gatekeepers are just people who have been pointed out by the community as ones who held opinions that have stood the test of time for better or worse. That also describes editorial who have shit opinions that only lasted because they have the job.
>>152992845The victim complex Peter Parker fans have needs to be studied.
>>152994616The god complex editorial has, the breakfast hypothetical and doublethink Milesfans have, and the transgender dysphoria you have needs to be eliminated.
>>152994590>
>>152994612This isn't just about comics, this is about the whole general concept of gatekeeping. It's pure snobbery and elitism, but really, you're just saying "I look down on you because you don't read as many funny picture books as I do." Have some fucking perspective. There are people out there who don't give a fuck how many comic books you read because you're still just shit on their heels to them. Way to pick a stupid hill to die on.
>>152994667Gatekeeping is a universal concept, your body discerns between helpful nutrients that get absorbed and foreign bodies that are destroyed and flushed out, no white blood cell needs to be elected gatekeeper in order to do its jobYou are undesirable
>>152994710Ah ok then you agree everyone is gatekeeping all the time and that it is a natural extension of us and necessary to weed out bad things. However subjective qualities are inherent to this and so it sometimes lead to the wrong type of gatekeeping. And your delusion that I said I needed to be elected gatekeeper when in actuality it is tacitly accepted through popular decision knowingly or unknowingly, shows that your intelligence is below average.
>>152994741Sorry meant to reply to >>152994667Friendly fire not intended.
>>152994667This loser said this on a board about comics, specifically in a website where people are known to have strong opinions about their hobbies (hobby board btw) and said that people should care less as if that is convincing to people who are already somewhat abnormal since they ended up staying here and said that I should care about what people who don't care about me and what they think.
Gatekeeping not only works, but produces very enjoyable butthurt every time.
>>152994910Funny, I agree about gatekeeping being enjoyable, but you reminded me that I think this anon >>152994667 is experiencing enjoyable butthurt from getting put into the HOAD.
>>152992908Will people like you ever understand that saying things like that don't make gatekeeping looks bad, they make chuds looks good?
>>152992904Do Spiniggers really think this?
>>152993416This doesn't tell me what people were actually saying.
Why does this movie still get made anyway? Is Shameik "Spin" Morales going to steal Hailee's baby and send that to somewhere in Eastern Europe?
>>152992893Peter is jewish in the Spider-verse movies. So not really white.
>>152994018Strange doesn't have that many issues, they probably are counting Strange Tales as part of the volume 1 of Dr Strange when in reality only piggybacked on the numeration.
>>152994018What is miles 100th issue?
>>152994041Humans all want to feel special and in a distinct group, including (You). Gatekeeping is natural and done by every social group to an extent, in an attempt to keep those who do not fit in said group out. There is nothing wrong with that by itself, IMO.
>>152992908Everyone gatekeeps...
>>152992845>Why do they hate Peter Parker so muchhe's white
>>152992845They so badly want black spiderman to be THE spiderman. But it is never going to happen.
>>152992919Who DAFUQ wants to be Spider-Man, not even Peter wants to be Spider-Man. "Great power comes great responsibility" only applies when someone HAS great powers, and Peter didn't chose to have said great powers. He life would probably do better without said great powers ruining it. Less powers comes less responsibility, right?
>Hate PeterSpiderverse was the first movie to show the adult Peter, in a committed marriage with child. It was nice.
>>152996631Look at the movie instead of your phone nigga
>>152992845They need to put over Miles which is why the whole Spider society are the antagonists and meant to be wrong and why Peter has to suck Miles off constantly and then die
>>152996345People want to be Spider-man, not Peter Parker.Because Web-swinging is the best mode of transportation
>>152992845They desperately want to make Mild Morales the new Spider-Man, but they don't want to put him through the same ringer that they did with Peter because they can't be mean to minorities in comics.
>>152993062Wrong; it's keeping the toys out of the hands of narcissistic toddlers who will smear shit into their joints and scrape off the paint because they want to play House, not yucky Spider-Man fighting somebody.Before you ask or imply that it's overreaction, Disney is literally putting millions of dollars into the hands of deranged narcissists that are more interested in making the brand about themselves, and their various daddy issues.
>>152994018Is this image supposed to convince me that Miles is an industry plant? Because that's what it's doing.
>>152992938>457 votes>unscientific pollAlmost any article on-line will agree that Spider-Man, together with Superman and Batman, are either the top three best selling comic book super heroes, the top three best known, top three most searched, etc. etc. But seriously, and sadly, you have to assume that Batman includes, to a far lesser extent, interest in Robin (who was as popular as Batman during the Bright Knight craze that they even put him on covers in comic books in the 1960s), Nightwing, Red Hood and the horde of child soldiers patrolling Gotham. Likewise, you have to include Miles and all the other shitty spider clones, variants, etc., for Peter. Superman, even with Jimmy and Lois having their own, very successful comic runs and with Superboy and Supergirl, probably stands a bit more alone than the other two.
>>152992919Actually, DC tried to wrestle the Batman mantle away from Bruce and give it to Tim Fox (originally Duke Fox) during Future State.
>>152992845The hate the White Spider-Man and want to black Spider-Man to be the main one.
>>152998646How many 100M movies and games did they make in that effort?
>>152992858Nah. Just disengenuous. He's mad at OP for having a basic pattern recognition.
>>152998653I also want this to happen.I want to see it crash and burn.
>>152992904Peter is literally the only thing keeping Spider-man in anyones mind. Even his haters think of him 24/7. If he was everu fully replaced by Miles, the name would be forgotten in less than a generation, consigned to the ash heap of history.
>>152993324I used to not be against Miles, now I activley am.
>>152998124Spider-Man used to be fully solo and was still the best selling superhero on the planet
>>152998707Doubtful. As Marvel's most successful character since like Venom he's got the chops to continue for a decent while. It's less a question of 'if' and more of 'when'. Peter's copyright is going up soon shortly after Clark and Bruce. It'll be interesting to see what DC does and that may provide some insight into Marvel's next steps.
>>152999026>As Marvel's most successful character since like Venom*most forcedIf he was following the standard everyone else is forced to he wouldn't have a single movie let alone 3
>>152999049Miles has never been pushed
>>152999160He doesn't even have a superhero name
>>152999160>debuted in 2011>his first movie started development in 2014, just 3 years later, despite shit comic sales>the sequels got announced before the first movie released >got to take over the $300M AAA Spider-Man games despite selling 3x worse than Peter How many other Marvel characters can you name that had the same treatment
>>152993148Jokes on them, I dont like Miles or Peni.
>>152993184Yes, yes they were. People who claim gatekeeping is chud behavior are some of the most prevaricating hypocrites ever. I am perfectly fine gate keeping their worthless asses out of any hobby.
>>152993795This.>>152993889Not this.
>>152999319Movie didn't start development until after the Marvel deal which brought Parker to the MCU. Loophole in the original wording which prevented Sony from using any live action Peter in their film series. Positive reception for a solo Sony Spider-Man film that they hadn't seen since Raimi-man 2? Yes they greenlit a sequel.1 to 1 attach rate on PS5's, Insomniac files leak revealed MM:SM was the single most profitable game in the companies' history.Never been pushed. Always performing though. Imagine how far he'd get with half the Support Ben did, or hell even Otto did for Superior.
>>152993946They don't like Poochie, they like the idea of Poochie, like they like the idea of Miles, not actually Miles.
>>152992845Because they really, really, really, really want Miles to be THE "Spiderman", even if it means shitting on Spider-man or Peter to do so. It's also why they keep giving Miles all these powers, they want him to show up in Death Battle to one-tap Peter, they want people to do the "oh well MY spiderman can one-tap yours!" thing, they want you to look at how cool SV1 was and lock "Spider-verse = cool = Miles" into your mind.
>>152999553>Movie didn't start development until after the Marvel deal which brought Parker to the MCU. Loophole in the original wording which prevented Sony from using any live action Peter in their film series. Here's a source saying Sony wanted to make a Spider-Man movie but the directors insisted on using Miles>Positive reception for a solo Sony Spider-Man film that they hadn't seen since Raimi-man 2? Yes they greenlit a sequel.Here's a source saying Sony confirmed the sequels before the movie was even out >1 to 1 attach rate on PS5's, Insomniac files leak revealed MM:SM was the single most profitable game in the companies' history.You mean the leaks that ignore the fact the game is a DLC that reuses a massive amount of shit that they already budgeted for in the first game and not a game made from scratch in order to misrepresent their diversity quotas as profitable to investors?Now list other Marvel characters that got the same treatment faggot
>>152999699Yes dumbass. Sony asked to make an Animated Spider-Man film. They agreed to do it if they could make it about Miles.Internal reviews and external previews all positive. Or do you not believe in those? Disney did the same thing before TLJ hit theaters because critics seemed to like it.Harder internal numbers from the company who understand their own values then from Twitter bait blurbs trying to spin a narrative.I know you need a way to justify why Miles is still so prominent but damn. It's over. He's won
>>152999853>goalpost move>goalpost move>appeal to false authority >still no list of other characters with the same pushFaggotanon..
>>152999553>Imagine how far he'd get with half the Support Ben didHe'd probably be dead, like Ben was
>>152992904>there are better characters with better stories to tellYeah like Spiderblack going against Shocker and Vulture and uh WAIT A MINUTE!!!!
>>152992904>He's a boring character with boring powersI know this is a bait post and you've already fished quite a few (you)s out of it, but I still want to focus on this.He's very obviously not a boring character considering he became the archetype for a bunch characters that followed him.But what I actually want to focus on is his powers. Baseline Spider-Man has the best set of powers out of any comic book character, period.He's got a unique and interesting way of getting around, and the technical know-how to fuck with gadgets without becoming a "gadget guy" that's always pulling solutions out of his ass.His strength level toes the line between being strong enough to be able to perform superhuman feats of strength for dramatic purposes, without being so strong that nothing is ever a threat to him. That's why he's both at home prowling the streets and fighting muggers, and also taking on the supervillain of the week. He does it all. He can even, on occasion, punch above his weight class without it feeling like total wankery
>>153000166It's kind of genius his main power is shooting webs. It's 100% utility, 0% power unless applied creatively. Strong incentive for outside-the-box thinking.
>>152992904Wow>Insomniac Spider-Man 1 being the best game while 2 is panned for gimping Peterthat's>Marvel Rivals only has Peter and Peniso>Tokon having only Peter and Penicrazy.>The most successful Spider-Man comic in eons being family man Peter
>>153001272>The most successful Spider-Man comic in eons being family man PeterDidn't it fall off?
this movie is such a disaster in the making
>>152999160>Miles has never been pushed?
>>152995700He is a jew in the Spider-verse, tho.
Where are all the Miles superfans? IT’S MILES'S TURN!!!
>>152992845"Hate" is quite the choice of words lol
>>152998677>having a basic pattern recognition.>basicthis is tinfoil hat levels of pattern recognition
>>152998677>>153004475Galatians 4:16
>>152992851"Honoring him in an exciting way" is definitely "killing him off but there will be a montage so everyone can go: "Aww, I liked him."">>152992858He's just mad because if you call it early enough no one will go see it and they might be forced to change it either before it she's out or after when it's failure gets blamed on it. It's also 100% what's happening because they want to time it alongside trying to kill Peter off in ASM # 1000 and replacing him with Miles in 616 continuity. A disgruntled Marvel employee leaked that plan back in like 2016 and shills tried running defense by saying there "weren't any plans for Miles or Spider Gwen to appear in 616.">>152993507True>>152993576They don't but Abby of that and aren't interested in it. I've seen a lot of people ask Black people if they were going to watch Black Panther or Lovecraft Country or whatever and they're always like: "No, I hate that goofy shit." they like domestic dramas and reality TV.Coco books tried for years to appeal to women and minorities. Most genre fiction by and large only appeals to White Males between the ages of 16-45, with superheroes appealing to White Males ages 3 and up.
>>152993620> It is working with ArielNo it's not lol>>152993889It's locking the front door so only people you want to let in can come in.
>>152994072The general public, mostly.
>>152994113No it isn't LMAO
>>152994667jew Anon, can you start using a trip code so I can filter you?
>>153002586Ben Grimm used to be White, too. I wonder if they'll try to say it's antisemitic to have him not be a jew in things from now on like they did with him?
>>152992845It’s so they can introduce Peter C. Parker
>>152998892>was still the best selling superhero on the planetyour fan fiction doesn't count as reality, sister
>>152992904>They don't "hate" Peter, it's just that Peter is irrelevant to the Spiderman mythos at this point. He's a boring character with boring powers and there are better characters with better stories to tell,Yet mysteriously its the classic Spider-Man that sells most toys.
>>153008139Spiderman. Not Peter. No one cares about Peter.
>>152992845These seethe threads created by the remaining peter b parker babies will never not be funny. The kike's story is finished, that's why they want to kill him off. Also his death will piss off his fans - you know, all 4 of you kek.
>>153008208>No one cares about Peter.I agree, anon. They should make more media without Peter in it. Miles and his cohort are all strong enough to stand on their own two feet without Peter there to support them.
>>153008115Cry more
>>153009504Marvel saw this and thought "we need to destroy Spider-Man at all costs"
>>153009504what the fuck, surely DC doesn't have that little merch
>>153009504>2013That's basically forever ago nowadays, though I do think the general idea is probably still true.
>>152992851>>152992858>>152992885>>152992890either bait or psycho, that's nothing compared to ragebait
>>152992845Mmm... Fries...
>>153007258kek
>>153017130not that funny
>>153018420I didn't laugh hysterically at it. It's chuckle-worthy.
>>153008208Yet he is the classic Spider-Man. Nobody cares about Bruce Wayne but it would be really weird if classic Batman was someone else.
>>152992845Makes you think
>>152992904>t. Miles Fuck off
>>152992904This, hes pretty genetic all things considered. Just another white guy being another Superhero but is more of a whiny ass self harming bitch. Hes not even good at being a wiseass anymore and gave all his charisma witty bantering skills to Deadpool and Ironman
>>153000166>>153000275Is that why he sucks at fighting master fighting combat pros, can out think and out maneuver his power by keeping him from using his power creatively and keep him thinking till hes open and vulnerable to attack? Or? Be a superior genius gadgeteer hero and genius tool kit power house.
>>152993148Peni(s) Pooper is boring.
>>153002586>Raimi has Aunt May recite the Our Father prayer and Peter say "shalom" after turning evilThat was weird.
Leftist be like>Le gatekeeping is badBitch, you've been gatekeeping media since the rise of Hollywood.
>>152992845they know guys like you will take it personally
>>152993507don't look up who created Peter Parker in the first place, or you may have a mental breakdown.
>>153021487Everything they say will always end with a silent "except when we do it." They are eternally the exception to their own rules.
>>153023299Steve Ditko bless his soul
