Why does Garfield like his coffee so strong? He seems pretty lazy.
>>152993670He is high
>>152993687eyes the size of the moon
>>152993670Spoken like someone who clearly doesn't know how much energy it takes to be lazy.
>>152993755you're good 'cause you can so you do
>>152993670it helps him shit all the unhealthy food he eats
>>152993670Probably addicted and needs coffee to be baseline awake.There's a disturbing amount of people who 'need' coffee. They don't get a boost from it anymore, it just brings them up to normal.
>>152993670Same reason why he smokes Jon's pipe.
would today's kids recognize a coffee percolator
>>152993670Garfield is highly satanic because it implies animals have souls
>>152993670Garfield is lazy in the sense he has no energy for the things he has to/should do, but endless energy for stuff he wants to do.
>>152995776It's still really common there.
He is trying to commit suicide by caffeine poisoning.
>>152993893We're feeling so good,just the way that we do,When it's Nine in the Afternoon~
