So this isn’t a true Galaxy movie. This is just phase one NCU slop desperately trying to piggyback off the MCU. I fucking hate it, fuck Illumination and fuck Nintendo.
FOX'S LEG STATUS?!@??!?!?!!
>>152995595fuzzy little toes, he has legs damnit
I don't care what everybody else thinks. This game is great
Hopefully this inspires Nintendo to revert Fox's design to the pre-Command look, since the movie went with the longer snout of his old design.
>>152995595Can't you just take his word for it that he doesn't have robotic legs?
>>152995584Why post slop?
Yeah I've made this joke before but the more teasers that come out about this movie the more it's making the Sonic slop trilogy look like David fucking Lynch by comparison.
>>152995584i am not familiar with the nintendos. is that monkey a mario thing or a star fox thing?
>>152995716Command’s design was terrible and made him look like a DUCK.
did Nintendo ask Illumination to turn the mario galaxy movie into a star fox advert?
>>152996070It's an AI generated monkey that's there because the Star Fox reveal poster had a Yoshi's Island monkey on it.
>>152996127Where's the Pikmin tie-in jackass?
>>152995584i dont care i wanna have sex with fox
>>152995584>So this isn’t a true Galaxy movie. This is just phase one NCU slop desperately trying to piggyback off the MCU. Yep. >I fucking hate it, Same. Get fucking ready for the inevitable Smash Bros movie.
>>152996139That's more theme park marketing. The Nintendo equivalent to Hidden Mickeys are Hidden Pikmin.
He gets a lot of shit, rightly, but Nintendo has been just a long slide down ever since Iwata died.
>>152996139>[Advertise on 4chan]they actually teased pikmin in some other things iirc
>this is the space movie, so all the other space characters will probably get cameos too>Samus, Captain Falcon, Kirby, and Olimar will just appear for ten seconds, and it wil mean nothing... I'm so tired.
>>152996208Metroid should be a live-action movie anyway. I won't tolerate anything less.
20 bucks that Fox's Dad will be the real villain his movie.
>>152995933I always throw that little shit off of Tall Tall Mountain whenever he steals my fucking hat.
>>152996303Yeah anon, let’s just nuke the remaining Star Fox fandom in a single blow. I really hope there’s a reason for Fox and friends to be in the movie other than Smash baiting and he doesn’t just steal the show from Mario.
>>152995716The movie makes him look like a dog. Like they hired a furry to redesign him
>>152996217>live-action MetroidWhy? And also go fuck yourself.
>>152996415That wouldn't be hard Mario just trips over his own dick in these films.
>>152996217You don't want la Metroid because they will get hunter schaffer to play samus
>>152996453https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWL6j0SvqV0I don't think it be any worse than live action Pac Man.
>>152996127>"leakers"Present hard evidence, or fuck off. >did Nintendo ask Illumination to turn the mario galaxy movie into a star fox advert?How about just make a new fucking game?
>>152995584I honestly don't care. It's slop, and I enjoy it.
>>152996473This kind of lazy ass parody is outdated and inaccurate. Again, go fuck yourself.
>>152995703My cousins and I were obsessed with the multiplayer and getting 120 matches to unlock the Wolfen. We never got that far.
https://youtu.be/fNwMymKxxwQ?si=fh0e5PV3gmHJbie7
>>152995584I imagined Fox would be smaller than a human, not taller.
>>152996476They already perfected the gameplay in 64 no reason to do more
>>152995933They're one of my favorite sprite works from the Yoshi's Island game. So cute! Tho now I wonder if it's racist for a monkey to be eating watermelons
>>152995584>the AI doesn't know Fox's "scouter" is bone-shapedlolAnyway, yeah, we knew that.Bare minimum the movie was going to be a bunch of Mario games smashed together instead of being a pure Galaxy movie. Looks mostly like a mix of Wonder and Odyssey, NGL.Even the first movie had DK's whole-ass family show up, and the new one seems to include a lot of Nintendo IPs in general, so it really looks like we're getting one of those "hey look at all the IPs we own" movies like Wreck-it-Ralph 2 (RBTI) and the "Rescue Rangers" movie were.
>>152996681>WonderWhat does it include from wonder
>>152996690Bro literally lives under an actual rock.
>>152996681Rescue Rangers was more a "Let's make a shitty Roger Rabbit sequel" then a Disney IP circlejerk. Like Ugly Sonic was supposed to be Jar Jar Binks before the directors decided to cash in on the meme.
>>152995584It’s amazing how the Mario movies make the Sonic movies look like they have artistic integrity.
>>152996833Yeah, it looks kind of sloppy and uninspired, IMO.
>>152995584It's more>Shared Universebaiting like every other studio has attempted ever since MCU became popular.
>>152996169Iwata's only major mistake was the Wii U.
>>152995703Aside from jank it is the best Starfox game we ever got. I fucking HATE that Miyamoto decided to ignore this shit after the Gamecube era(which is the most baffling out of all his decisions cause he ignores Krystal even though he co-opted her from Rare in the first place)
>>152996514Because it’s ai slop. Fox is short even in his series.
>>152996468>they will get hunter schaffer to play samusDon't raise my hopes anon
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>>152996492>lazy ass parodyholy underage, this is kino
>>152995584this is so weird its kinda like the movie SCOOB trying to shove in a bunch of other hanabarbara properties. Its surreal. Anyway its based I cant wait for super smash bros movie.
>>152996436It fits with the visual style.
>>152995584I thought the other thread was AI ragebait. I can't believe it's real.
>>153001002Nevermind I read the thread this time.
>>152995703APAROID APAROID
>>153000471for Scoob it was the opposite, it was supposed to be clusterfuck from the beginning and later they decided to make it mostly about scooby-doo
>>152999616>Use Mario blocks as New York apartment's arty-ass lights....Ya know, Mario movie is pretty solid.
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Honestly, its more surprising that it took this long.
>>153001286this is funnier now given just how many different alien dna samus has mixed into her from all the games now
>>152995584Star Fox owes me SEX!
>>152995584There’s no way they aren’t gonna make a competitive Melee reference
>>152995933I don't get why so many characters got to keep their dot eyes while Bowser Jr. got weird semi realistic pupil things.
>>153001475what would be the narrative excuse for a multishine?
>>152995584They could've AT LEAST waited until Super Mario Galaxy released before gushing about Starfox's cameo
>Posting AI sludge instead of using the extremly easy to find original posterOpinnion invalidated
>>153001566>Fox pulls a laser gun during a fight scene just to find it doesn’t do anything but mildly annoy them>only to pull out his reflector and send them flying
>>152995584Thoughts on DSP's take then?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if21_UABkZ8
>>152995584>This is just phase one NCUBro, this is already phase 2 of the Smash Bros Cinematic universe. Mario 1, Detective Pikachu, and the Sonic movies were phase 1
>>152995584Mario getting cucked in his own movie again
>>153003057I dont think Bowser counts in the first one.
>>153003087He was cucked by Peach in the main role, and now Fox
>>153003111>He was cucked by Peach in the main roleHow? Peach didn't even have a character arc.
>>152995703Of course it's great, that game kicked ass and I got it for my birthday as a kid.
>>152995584Smash bros movie would go hard
>>152995584>NCUsmash bros*
>>153003033All made by completely different competing movie studios
>>152996169Iwata was the King Earnur to Nintendo's Gondor
>>152995584Certain Nintendo franchises have always been loosely connected, you're just assmad because it's Nintendo finally coming home to roost and Marvel is trash now.
>>153003677Wont stop Nintendo if they want it to happen
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>>152995703Adventures and Assault are the best games in the series t b h.
>>152996217>Metroid should be a live-action movieImagine having this much of a shit taste.Fuck you I want moths and chozo animated.
>>152995584Did you know the Mario movies are directed by the show runners of Teen Titans Go?Okay, so what the fuck happened? The TTGO! movie felt like it made fun of this shit.
>>152995584It means we get a better chance now than we ever did at getting a Starfox game. We should be spamming that shit everywhere so kids would pick up on it and it gets popular. May we turn one or two into furries. The sky is the limit!
I think it's about time to log off from the internet.
>>152996525>They already perfected the gameplay in 64 no reason to do moreThey could just do another rail shooter like 64, like most people wanted
>>153005102damn, can't wait to wake up and see the countless of chinese leaks for a movie i wouldn't be able to watch till the next weekend.
>>152995584>This is just phase one NCU slop desperately trying to piggyback off the MCU.People have been wanting this for ages. Even back then the MCU had been a bloated corpse already. There's plenty of room for a new franchise.
>>153004757We got Star Fox back while Glitch Techs is forever cancelled and Fanboy and Chum Chum get more recognition so that's a plus
>>153005102It HAS to be Wario. If revealing Fox already is any indication then that means what is in the post-credit scene must be something much more bigger than just teasing another Smash Bros. character. A Super Mario Bros 3 movie lines up with Sonic 3 which included Shadow and he has always been the equivalent to Wario.
>>153005364I heard a theory that this could work if it's revealed some of the Nintendo franchises live in separated galaxies.
>>152996833>>152996038>it only took the fans going ballistic to change the early weasel design which literally made an entire company go bankrupt but at least we got a cuter design and a movie trilogy with fart jokes, black wedding and fujoshit
>>153005402More likely than Toadsworth ever appearing
>>153002178>infuriatingly stupidKind of perplexing to see Phil admit it in a random thumbnail but I'm glad he's finally owning up to his shortcomings.
>>152995595Ugly little Illumination legs.
>>152995584>a true Galaxy movieFuck off back to /v/
>>152996476The leaker is Nate The Hate and he’s been on a streak lately.
>>152998073Kek Fox is a manlet?
>>153005739always was
>nintoddlers baffled that their favorite soulless corporation does something soulless and corporatenintendrones are endlessly entertaining man
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>>153001286Samus, my beloved.
>>153006251why would i ignore nintoddler seethe when its so entertaining? like i said in the post?shit i forgot toddlers are still learning to read, my mistake
>>152999422>>153004304I don't understand the appeal of the Switch. It's just an iPad with two Wiimotes attached to its sides. Makes the original fat DS look like Michaelangelo's David.>>153005804Short king.
>>152995584>Oh no not the deep lore of *squints* Mario
>>152995703Game is pretty short, though. If they weren't going to go the branching paths route, there should've been more missions. Alternatively, if they thought extra missions would kill the pacing, they could've made some side missions where you play as the other characters.
>>153005804Mario's whole design is that he's fat and short.
