ITT /co/ waifus that would get you like this
>>152996351Cornfed what are you doing in this God forsaken area of a Mongolian basket weaving forum?
Do background glup shittos count?
>>152996076WITCH PUSSY GOT ME FLOATIN
>>152996404Does cornfed want to fuck her? I wouldnt be surprised.
>>152996506She's an old hag.This is a fresh young pussy, only 119 years old, only had sex once in her life time.
>>152996526She’s just prematurely gray-haired
>>152996526>She's an old hag.Dont care. More for me then.
>>152996076
>>152996076Buttwitch is made for this
>>152996076IM BACK BITCHES
>>152996076you do not know how long i have waited to have my face smothered by that fat cellulite hairy ass
>>152996076Every day, every way.
>>152996076Yeah yeah, I know this is hardly an uncommon opinion, but I'd absolutely fucking obliterate her.
>>152996433Built for BBCBig Brother Cock
>>152996076Sex with Zeetha would be a wild ride to heaven
X-23 got many guys to do that OP
>>152998064Exquisite taste
>>153001045thanks anon, hope to god chickpea does more bivvins one dayhttps://files.catbox.moe/vcm5yi.png
>>152996076Delia all day and all night, non-stop lovemaking.
>>152996481 Only if we're talking about the Dutchess of Nuts
>>153001506No, and she isn’t a background no name.
>>152996076>Amethyst>Germaine Endez>Pam Poovey>Velma>Leshawna
>>152996076Tom and Jerry fighting with the doors closed my waifu
>>152996076A Cat(ra) is fine too
Whatever’s wrong with her is hot
>You'd dieYes, and happilyAnd all the while, this is playing in the background https://youtu.be/tXf5neOg5Y8?t=7I'm probably the one getting torn up desu
>>152996507>Does Cornfed want to fuck her?You gotta watch the show, bro.
>>153003184>t.
>>153003580Death by passionate sex with your wife is the very best way to go, anon. I will pour one out for you.
>>153003418artiste pls?
>>152996076fucking a door? I'm not that much into doors,I like banging fridges better
>>153003418Born to be a housewife, cursed to be a girlfailure millennial
>>153007270>T. Pic related
>>153007277itoddler filename
>>153000615How's Girl Genius nowadays?I think I stopped somewhere during the endless castle arc.
>>153007296Not a valid argument and never has been you desktop elitist bucket shitting retard
WORM WIFE
>>153007332melty
Not /co/ but…
>>153007319They are back at the town where the castle is, they broke the timefreeze and Zeetha finally told Gil that they are siblings.
>>152996526>only had sex once in her life time.ew, used goods
>>152996564The best thing about that show.
>>153005136Whose this little thing?
>>153007332Does your mommy know you’re using bad words online? Mind she doesn’t take your phone away, kiddo.
>>153007986Blossom from the movie IF (yes, that's the name of that movie)
>>153008038Lemme go look her up.
(she's pounding me)
>>153008062She has a very sweet and endearing voice anon. You picked a good one.
The sex with her must be wild
And only her robotic form, btw.
>>153008111trips confirm
>>153008142Based. I see so many people enjoying her human form, but I’m more into the original model.
>>153007358KABROK!!!
Surprised that one anon hasn't showed up
>>153003418I like her too
>>153008247her show needed at least two more seasons
>>153008351Imagine her yelling your name into your ear while you fuck, instantly popping your eardrum.
>>153008038Fucking terrible waste of time and money movie.
>>153008142>>153008331Her human form is hot but shannons robot form is hotter
>>153008617I know, which is sucks since her design is too good to be in this movie.
Sadly, im too old to be able to do that sort intensity.At most I would cuddle, after a slow but comfy sex.
in all her portals
She the one I would the most
>>153008685>her design is too good to be in this movie.Sad. Many such cases.
>>152996076She'd be moaning for my human dick the entire time, and Yang and the rest of her team can listen from the other room
sex with french women are the best cuz pubes
>POV you pull out a condom>she tells you it's a safe day when her last period was 3 weeks ago
>>153003378Excellent choice.
>>152996506>Next morning>I'm bruised and scratched all over>Luz: What happen to y->Me: All three forms!
>>153008609That's why she's always yelling his name. Her scream alone could shake the entire house (it literally did)
>>152996076>ctrl + f>no Judy HoppsThis entire thread is gay.
>>153009295Sorry man I can't into animals.
>>152996076I need those freckled titties in my mouth.
>>153008901Do their talking turn you off?
>>153009314What are your thoughts on vegetables and minerals?
>>153008901>>153009327nta but both the voice and the pubes of the average french lady would make me diamonds
>>153009295not even the best /co/ bunny
>>153009431>vegetablesGood for you but they taste fucking gay.>mineralsAlso good for you but the texture leaves much to be desired. If you mean fucking them, vegetables are better, they's soft and squishy, much sexier than rocks. Jenny is alright as well.
>>153009539>they taste fucking gayyou have to be at least 18 to be in this thread
>>153009458>Hitting it from the front>Bushes entangling from constant clashing>Both nearing climax>She closes her lips to your ear and whispers>"Omelette du fromage">Dick bursts from the gallons of cum ejaculated instantaneously
>>153009577Can you think of a vegetable that tastes good without any other food paired with it and no seasonings, sauces, or anything else? I can only think of like carrots or peas, everything else sucks.
>>153009608https://youtu.be/GRUee1gD2JE?t=34
>>153009643That's like saying chicken sucks because it tastes bland without anything else added to it.
>>153009643sometimes when im hungry i just make a small bowl of mixed peas, sweetcorn, and carrots. eat it by the spoonful, no butter no salt no anything. don't even get me started on fresh broccoli, that might be the best one. parsnips too
>>153009314She's only an animal in bed. >>153009482LOL KEK LEL 2 tha JEJ
>>153009295>that hmoaf with three of her
>>153003618That's a nice duckman, anon
Heterosexual babymaking hatefucks with butch women.
>>153009852based
>>153009643Onions, but it mostly comes down to knowing how to cook. Controlled heat can cause a variety of flavorful chemical reactions. Vegetables are usually what's used to provide the flavor for seasonings and sauces.
>>153009539>Jenny is alright as well.
>>153006646Most of their stuff is MLPhttps://www.instagram.com/p/DVJsluWEjbb/?igsh=MXFwamEwcHpmcGR4bQ==
>>153003772Thanks, I appreciate the gesture
>>152996076Smiley Cindy
>>152996076I care not that she has ten kids.She shall birth ten more.
>>153001464slop
>>153009431I'm a modern major general so I know quite a lot of information about them
>>153009660Are you saying Stewie's voice turns you on or what?
>>153009643What about tomato?
>>153011591i wanted to find the clip of peter griffin just saying 'yea?' as if i wouldn't be diamonds from a hot euro lady saying omelette du fromage but i appreciate how fucked up of a direction you took it ad-hoc.
>>153011606That's a fruit.
>>153011612Hahaha, I hit open so i played from the start and didn't notice the timer. Quite a shy "yeah", doesn't sound you're very commited to the fantasy.Also, the Stewie joke came too easily cause of his bri'ish accent. But I do myself proud for how fucked up that turned out to be.
>>153011626Then why go in salad with veggies? Is it a transmato or what?
>>153011899Fruit can go in salads. You're never heard of fruit salad? At any rate, a fruit is the edible developed ovary of a plant, which usually serves to spread seeds by enticing animals to eat the fruit. Tomatoes are obviously fruit. They're just handled differently in human cuisine than most other fruits.
>>152996076There's a high chance I wouldn't survive the night, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.
>>153009539>they taste fucking gay.You know this because of your extensive cocksucking experience, I assume.
>>153007986That's Ryan Reynolds little thing.
>>153009643Arugula
>>152996076Pigtail!
What, snu snu?
In the bedroom, living room, shower, kitchen, back porch, everywhere. I could make love with her every second of every day
>>153013614No offense anon but Wrathia is right there
>>153014314Wrathia is, in a sense, Ava's shadow. Ava is cute, sweet, caring, kind; a deep soul yearning to be appreciated and truly seen. Wrathia has sex appeal, and even some aspects Ava needs to integrate as she goes on her little adventure, but even so she's also a despicable devil that wanted to kill Ava when she was like 5. If I needed to be ravaged, I'd rather have horny demon form Ava.
>>153014520Fair enough, and well put anon. I just have a thing for a woman like Wrathia minus the horrible aspects. Also this panel Pedri you lucky motherfucker
Holy shit other Avas Demonfags out in the wild. You guys are alright I'd completely wreck both Ava and Wrathia for wildly different reasons.
>>153015522Gonna be honest I have not been keeping up. Is it still moving at a fuckin snail’s pace?
>>152997838Now the gate has been unlatched, headstones pushed aside; corpses shift and offer room, a fate you must abide!
>>152996076Not a waifu BUTTTTTTTTT
>>153015591Kind of but it's actually moving again and there's been some big character developments. They're on a new alien planet now and Ava funnily enough had a big confrontation with Wrathia. Michelle also realized that she'd been subconsciously basing Wrathia off of her own abusive mother and it makes that whole sexually charged sequence between her and Ava really fucking weird in retrospect.
Hear me out...
Your prophets have promised you freedom from a doomed existence, but you will find no salvation on this ring.Those who built this place knew what they wrought; do not mistake their intent, or all will perish as they did before.
>>153015746Nice I’ll definitely have to come back to it. Started reading it in high school but it took forever to update and, when it did, it seemed to be in the same place narratively. Also that spoiler that sure is a psychologists field day that’s for sureThat and Wilde Life another classic webcomic I’ve neglected. To keep on track with the thread this witch lady definitely did it for me. I was petty jealous Clifford got to be mind controlled by a hot lady haha
>>153001506>Only if we're talking about the Dutchess of NutsWhat do you want to say about this total hottie who is absolutely nuts?
>>153009643Carrots peas and corn are easy modeBroccoli and asparagus are both good steamedSpinach you can eat rawBut you need to cook beef with some seasoning (butter and salt and pepper) to get its full mileage, so that entire argument is somewhat pointlessOnions and tomatoes are the masters of flavor
>>153015746>SpoilerI don't want to use up the image limit because this is a waifu thread, but place that image of Double D saying "That's disturbing" here.
>>152996076I could save her.
>>152996076I won't post mine but I'll pour one out for my fellow loona enjoyers
>>153015419>>153015522I swear Maggie and Wrathia both have to bring out some new kinks in Ava. They'd all be so hot together
>>152996076I can't make heads or tails of this fucking image bro
>>152996076>only appeared in a flashback that's less than 10 seconds>great haul of fan art and some made up backstories Oh baby.
>>153015522I wish Ava's Demon was more popular still i swear want to talk about lovemaking with Ava so much more
>>153016359With cock?
>>153017355She really does have a pleasant design
Mommy.
>>152996433Chat does this work?
>>152996076Shorty got me screaming, crying, pissing, shitting, shooting ropes.
>>153007277You know if he lost like 300 pounds he'd be a real catch
Stalk must be a blast in bed
>>153009643I think your problem is youre eating vegetables like a 12th century English peasant. There's so much you can do with greens either by themselves or paired with other foods.
>>153019285When a lady asks nicely, it's only right to comply
>>153019337>youre eating vegetables like a 12th century English peasant.Seasoned with ginger, cinnamon, cloves, and nutmeg?
>>153019532Boiled in a perpetual stew
>>153007296NOt an argument
Everyone here actually draws their own Waifus?
>>153020789I do. I'm not great but I do.
>>153020789I drew her once this year and hated it
>>153019086Need more art of her in her supervillain days (one of the made up backstories).
>>153009314brown
>>153020789You mean OCs or waifu proper?
>>153022113The waifu proper what I mean. Me again, btw.
I'd make her feel beautiful, desirable and amazing with my passion.
>>153020789>>153022132In that case, yes, all the time
https://youtu.be/K7t7dzH-F6I
>>153008802Speaking of which, I bet Yang is a demon in the sack.
>>153007270That’s like saying Finn was born to be a househusband, nah she was freak before being a 90s fail girl
>>153020789I sure do!
I'm surprised half the girls aren't children
>>153023268We can work on that. The day is young (and so is she).
>>152996526I've read all Melusines which have been translated/scanlated into English. Where does it mention the "once in her life" sex?
>>153003418Would plap until I die of dehydration.
People shouldn't like this "girlfailure" thing, imagine wanting a woman who somehow sucks even more than you do, the fuck.
>>153025077She's in my league
>>153025178Would you date a crackhead bitch? I mean sure she probably sucks good considering she's missing most of her teeth but still. That's how girlfailures turn out irl, they get hooked on drugs and turn into matilda the dirty bitch in the offroad ditch.
>>153016359You couldn't save a png faggot
>>153025197That's below my league, anon. You need to get your league meter checked.
>>153025243It will soon be your league, she will take you there with her!
>>153025197I got a sister like that.
>>153025260Getting a partner usually halts a downward slide. It worked for my dad, well that and the jail time.
>>153025347Did not work for my sister my niece and nephew have different daddies and the third guy she is with is also a degenerate drug addict.Although my neices daddy stopped slinging dope and got a real job as far as my parents PI can glean
>>153025437You have to get a partner who's not also on the same downward trajectory, and is willing to drag your ass away from the friends who are.
>>153025463I could have saved her if I was strong enough
>>153019109Our lovemaking would be measurable on the Richter Scale
None of these women would fuck (You) just like no real life women fuck (You)
>>153027369Sure but at least I can enjoy a fantasy, you can't do either.
>>153018593Sometimes mentally ill women just need a good dick to fix them
>>153009665Chicken does suck, which is why hardly anyone eats its other than fried or rotisseried.>>153010365This guy knows. Onions are the peak vegetable.
>>153027641Sure.
>>153008111This but her sister.
>>153027361Need me an American girl
>>153011443It would be extremely painful.
>>153028383
>>153011443Thog is honestly mega underrated. Probably the only female design I've seen where the pronounced brow ridge unironically adds to the appeal of the character. Most likely due to the cavegirl schtick.
>>153001096I could fix her
bump
>>153022795Probably! But I need that shitty kitty in my life bad, everything about her has me acting unwise
>None of these women would fuck (You) just like no real life women fuck (You)Nice projection bro. Does it come in orange?
>>153030056Wish there was more fanart of her
>>153030081There's barely fanart of Six.
>>153027814Both are good
Been in love with her for 5 years and counting
>>152996076I'm being serious
>>153030534Trvke
Hekapoo! Cute voice, thicc, and adorable!
>>153030555Why would that be hard to believe?
>>153030599Skepticism persists, albeit for now.
>>153030561Literally perfect
>>153030771-ly built for it
>>153030779Well that's a given
>>153027361Sauce??? Filename is just a gibberish
>>153022825The new series went on great lengths to tell us that Fionna ISN'T just female Finn, so maybe this version of Fionna could just be not cut for being a hero after all.
>>153000017Leni a cute.
>>153030056I wish this show kept the nsfw aspect from the pilot. I would've loved to see canon full nudity of her.
These
>>153031644Based
>>153031034
I'd put Kamala and her paki pussy through the mattress
>>153031034Atomiksaico
>>152996076Does this count as a waifu?
>>153031781True, built for loving marriage and child rearing.
>>153034542If you have to ask, then no
Natural handlebars
>>153035359It's fucking mental to me how much fetish art this character from a tex avery cartoon has.
>>153032197Me too. Showrunners for some reason decided to not be too risky.
>>153030056
>>153035421tex knew whats good
>>153020789No
>>153030056>>153035839
>>153034542Yes, she does. She's cute, tech savvy, and kinda underrated compared to other waifu.
>>152996076Obvious choice(1/3)
>>153037715Less obvious choice(2/3)
>>153037715YOLO choice(3/3)
>>153037715Honorable mention/obscure choice
Thinking about it, I worry for her survival.
>>153038227State mandated GF has got to be the stupidest thing ever, I really hope nobody actually wants that. All the cute hotties will be legally out of your reach, and all you'll get is the cat ladies, grandmas, female schizos, and landwhales to care for. Peak monkey's paw situation.
>>153038308Anon, she's making that up so you'll go out with her
>>153038308You have to apply for it like food stamps. It's a government program. It's not like you hate 18 and suddenly get a sex slave, get real. It'd be heavily regulated to ensure no murder-suicide situations. Constant couple check ins. Government funded too, probably could get meds or ozempic as needed. It'd be a nightmare, but a more clerical sort of nightmare. With Big Brother watching over your shoulder and instantly recruiting your children to die for isreal.
>>153038354I would laugh at the joke if she was just kidding, that would work. >>153038404Jesus H Christ I'd sooner jump in front of a fucking car.
>>153038578If you are American that's just the world we live in now. Stand in the street and spare yourself. That your take your state mandated chudette and rebel. The choice is yours.
>>153038404t. doesn't know what "mandated" means
>>153038627Yeah, I'm a retard, so what?
>>153038308Youre right. We should legalize prostitution. I'll keep a smoll cute 20-30 bespectacled geek girl as my personal fleshlight. And after a year or so of being my employee/contractor she'll be able yo take all nine inches without the need for(much)foreplay and Ill know how to flip her switchIll even have a hot masochistic alt tomboy with daddy issues as a subcontractor.You are correct. We should not have state issued girlfriends. State backed escorts is better and far better for pur capitalist society.
>>153007277I’m sorry women didn’t want to fuck you in college.
>>153009321I’m cumming!!!!!!
>>153007277Anon. Shes a somewhat creepy fat foid loser you can find anywhere. That fat gross loser in that pic wouldn't look twice at her because he has an eastern european of girl he pays a small ransom to give him private shows. And hes terrified of having his life destroyed by online wierdos for even bumping into her or saying something she will twist into a declaration of intended rape.
>>153020789To be honest I am not confident enough about my skills to draw her and then post it here.
>>153030081>>153030198The few fanart I have seen of her posted is good at least.
>>152996076She sucked Hulk out of Banner
>>152996076This dumb clown slut
>>153040309Literally who?
>>153040753Exactly
>>153001564Based pigslammer
>>153040753Darth Bobos bitch wife
>>153040309>>153040753I know this is Tripping The Rift, but the existence of that guy clown makes me hesitant to get turned on by this.
>>153041645Daughter*
>>153035840He sure did. God bless him for creating Red Hot Riding Hood.>ITT /co/ waifus that would get you like thisHer. She's worth breaking a bed and floor boards.
>>153008742who's this cutie?
>>153042041Black Strategy from OK KO
>>153020789I did. Wanna see if I can do one better
>>153041647You think she is the Darth Vader parody?
>>152996076https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akr_7j6rST4
>>153007471my man
Completely flattening that mattress (and my pelvis) under 600 pounds of whale ass and tits
>>153043307I want nothing more than to harpoon this sexy whale.
>>153007471>>153043061Wanna know how I know you enjoy putting things up your asshole?
I believe we refer to this phenomenon as "projection"
>>153043793You like getting worms up your ass
This new prank is ass.
>doesn't know how to @
Yeah, projection lol
>>153043665Weird take, why can't he just want to fug the big freaky armor-snake?
>>153043793>>153044253Would agree
>>153016021I've got to admit that this is very well-made. Props to the artist who drew this piece. He really gave her a very nice, curvy body.
>>152996076Husbando but still counts
>>153003580boomers are incapable of making a sex song that doesnt intertwine with romance, they talked a big game about being in it for the pussy then they got married and had kids lol
>>153045302Anon...Mainstream music is curated for public consumption. Ive heard quite honestly debauched music from the 50s.
>>153045329>Mainstream music is curated for public consumption.I know>Ive heard quite honestly debauched music from the 50s.What like butcher pete? Lol. I wish we had rock music that had the same theme as this:https://youtu.be/-tT8ZoEEBmIThis is probably the closest rock song I know of to it https://youtu.be/M8-XfW9R1Jk
>>153045366You're kidding, right?
>>153045380I'd like to hear any rock music that was mainstream for its time that explicitly said "pussy, asshole, cock, dick, cum, tits, boobs, ass" and talked about the raw physical act and how good it feels with 0 emotional shit. Even "gin and money" is about that, just euphemistically. "Love give me, sin with me, blood pumping, lust in your eyes" , with "love" being a rare instance of it being an obvious front for what the song closes with "lust". Which is based. Boomer rock was simp music.
>>152996076Doctor Buck is so sexy
Both of them.
>>153045399There's an entire subgenre for that, retard
>>153045467Sub is the point, it was never the main. Boomer rock was romance music wearing a lust costume.
>>153045555fuck off
>153045620Found your ID
>>153045652Ha! You don't even know how to hand out (You)s!
>153045691
>>153044535Yeah. Would love to project myself into the world where I could make love with my waifu.
>>153039793>projecting>>153045433BasedAlso this prank is gay
