"Hey girl who was lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time for my first childhood crush, would you like to be an eternal ageless magical god-emperor?""Oh no thanks, I'd rather leave you and slut around for a few years before being tied down"I hope she fully understands and regrets the depths of her stupidity when she's old and used up.
>>153000359this show would be a lot better if all the female characters took their clothes off
>>153000539Their clothes aren’t real so technically the Gems are always naked
>>153000359They were both completely retarded in this scenario if you think about it. Connie would have fucked him right there on the beach and then Steven goes full retard and proposes that they both permanently fuse forever.
>>153000359Connie doesn't outright say 'no', she just says 'not now'; they're 15 and 16 here, which is way too young to be seriously considering marriage and spending the rest of their lives permanently fused as another being.
>>153002637>which is way too young to be seriously considering marriageIt was the historical norm outside the last century or so.
>>153000359>>153002637i dont really want to blame anyone but that would not have happened if Greg let him to school so he can learn better instead of watching anime and consume that type of love pandering
>>153003782that's what I've been saying. Steven has 0 social skills because he never really had to hang around anyone normal let alone of his own age group.all the townies and quirky weirdos and the two other kids that are there are a mute freak and a child worker.
>>153003173The average age of marriage in Europe and the United States from the mid-1600s on was early 20s for women and mid-to-late 20s for men. While the legal minimum age of marriage has historically been younger, and marriages at that minimum age did occur, they were not remotely the norm in the West.
>>153004786>people in the 1600s were getting married in their mid to late twentiesI really doubt that.
>>153003173Why does that matterWhat a weird response
>>153004825The nobility were pedophiles even back then for bloodline reasons
>>153000359She didn't want to slut around.She just wanted them to stay themselves and continue their relationship at a normal pace rather than becoming a permafusion just because Steven was feeling needy and inadequate.If it had just been marriage she might have caved and said yes despite their age, but she's not gonna abandon her sense of self so easily.And it would have been a bad decision for Steven too. He didn't really want to be Stevonnie forever. He just felt like they were drifting apart and saw fusion as a way to attend school with her. And it's how Steven envisions love because he was raised by Garnet.
>>153000359All of this boils down to Greg and what a massive failure of a father he really is.
>>153004825>Women married for the first time in their mid-twenties but perhaps a sixth never married during their childbearing span. Marriage coincided with the creation of a separate household in the west. This north-west European marriage pattern exerted a powerful check on fertility and population growth - important in societies which either did not know about, or did not practice, contraception as we understand it. Once married, women produced children every two or two-and-a-half years. Except for the elites who employed wet-nurses, it would be wrong to assume that women were constantly pregnant between the ages of 25 and 45 years; the average woman would spend no more than five years pregnant. This pattern of late marriage is very much a north-west European one. In eastern and southern Europe family forms and social organization were more reminiscent of some modern third world countries. Here, households were often large and complex, comprising more than one married couple. Servants (and indeed hired labour generally) were much rarer. Most labour was family labour. Marriage was universal except for those who took religious vows and most women were married by the age of 20 years. Newly married couples simply joined a larger household and men were commonly in their forties before they became a head of household.Source - Early Modern Europe: An Oxford Historytl;dr version - in north and west europe women married in their early-to-mid twenties, younger women marrying older men was only seen with any regularity in south and east europe, particularly in those areas occupied by the ottoman turks.
>>153003782>>153004188Yeah, but then he would have been uneducated about his gem side. He wouldn't have mastered his powers in time and the Cluster would have destroyed the planet.Greg let the gems raise him because they knew about magic stuff, and that decision saved the galaxy.It also made Steven a little stunted regarding human stuff, but he has forever to catch up on that.He's not that far behind on socialization, and he doesn't exactly need an education. In a way, he's already the richest person on the planet. He has the might of a galactic space empire willing to give him whatever he wants. His powers take care of all this worldly needs. And if he wants cash he can just cure some billionaire's cancer.
>>153005312>The goal of education is moneyYour education has failed you.
>>153005467>The goal of education is moneySort of, yeah.The rest is beneficial, but not strictly necessary.
Infinite gay sex with Chad Steven
>>153000359I have a pretty low opinion of Steven but even he can do better than a streetshiteeta
>>153005822>Steg charms Pearl>Fanbase: REEEEEEEEE
>>153005882Behead those who insult Connie.
>>153005312you know what's the issue with that? steven is just planetary and not multiversal so he literally can't cure much because every billionaire will fight for him like mr burns>>153005822>chad>shows underwear
>>153002095By that reasoning their bodies aren't real either, so they're never naked.
>>153005312you do realise that it's not black and white and Steven could've had a better life going to school, meeting people and living in an actual cozy house (his grandparents) if Greg wasn't such a stubborn loser that didn't want to admit he didn't get rich off his music(he did) BUT also be able to visit/get visits from the gems and learn his gem heritage.
>>153006488also the point of going to school in this case is to have stven interacting with normal people his age.all this goes back to OP's image.Steven doesn't really understand marriage or relationships and just assumed fusion was the way to go about it..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaFyvWjEyJQ>>153000000>>153000359>>153000539Gems are nekkid?
>>153006439I don't care about his underwear, I want his cock
>>153007249at least do it private, not public. your imagination is wild
>>153000359Nah he rushed it. She probably was jisg expecting to get a good dicking, not some crazy marry fusion shit
>>153000359Imagine fusing with a jeeta, the fucking stink.
>>153007537elliot??? in this day and age???
>>153002095>>153006464that makes it lewder to lick their gem
>>153007999they don't call me the aspect of day dream for no reason.
