Worst cartoon intros thread.I'll start with setting the bar pretty high.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGqvjGXSjRQ
Obligatoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q9j7vzv5Bg
>>153001108>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGqvjGXSjRQthis is what goes in the head of a john k fag
>>153001108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZrIVtDhuWA
>>153001108>LET’S GET FAT!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaPLXiHb4XM
>>153001108so is this thread gonna just be the rebel taxi video?
>>153001381>Some youtube faggot invented bad cartoon introsGet outside dude fucking Christ on a cracker.
>>153001392I'm pretty sure every single example here so far is from that video
>>153001108This versionhttps://youtu.be/bEyELjvaZ8A
>>153001108How long can you survivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VhW4sZkPRQ
>>153001404Yeah because these are famously bad intros and youtube faggots always just go for surface-level shit. Fucking hell anon I'm seriously imploring that you go the fuck outside.
>>153001492well I have a day job so i already do that
Imagine if the REAL Elvis lived to see this mistakehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5KiuzAzbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzGwLzxed-s
>>153001595This show was actually funny believe it or not
>>153001610no it was not
>>153001610No, this show sucked ass.
>>153001108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK6hb602588Take a shot every time they say Chuck’s name. Also, how was this an actual show and not a parody made by Adult Swim?
>>153001610I gave some episodes an honest chance, it wasn't outright bad but you'd literally have to be viewing it through nostalgia glasses to think it was genuinely funny. It's bland as hell.
>>153001108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI1z9I9WN_AAt least they were honest
>>153001108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ37hfoll8EI always felt this was one of the worst intros, even as a kid, yet surprisingly I almost never see it mentioned in any of these kinds of discussions.
>>153001108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oujb1frovKIProbably one of the most ANNOYING intros ever.
>>153001856>HEY RODNEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!I would’ve pulled out a shotgun at that exact moment if I was living next door to them.
>>153001610It had its moments, but it was extremely tryhard.
>>153001108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVFuNrjKk2AGod, those bongs were strict as hell.
>>153001108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phbxOZMvMBsHarvey Atkin did not deserve this
>>153001368I still don’t know how this was approved for kids television>>153001546My Son The Ungrateful Bitch if they were swapped>>153001838>I’M BLUE DABBA DEE DABBA DIE>>153001856I hate that fucking kid’s voice so much>>153001865>Let’s make a show about a kid who goes to a animal school and the entire premise is getting kids to laugh at monkey asscheeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CwMcDXiet4Ruining sick days since 2002
>>153001108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar1e0KpUkyQ
>>153001703So that’s what killed Chuck Norris.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqbeenp3AWA
>>153001108Considering the hepa of ahit aeason 2 was, this one should counthttps://youtu.be/dqQbRi400_k?si=p1wahJ63JLBSv7i3
>>153002075>we have Dennis The Menace at home
>>153001595This is so CN Real coded that it genuinely made me double take when I saw that it was Disney.
>>153002504Chuck Norris didn't die. He agreed to leave.
>>153002401I am a 35 year old man but I had a fucking visceral reaction to the first two seconds of this video. Is this what having PTSD is like?
>>153002545It really doesn't, though. I agree that season 2 was garbage, but the intro by itself is fine, there's nothing awful about the animation or music or content or anything.
>>153003063Same, and yet I'm 21. The generational trauma for this shit cannot be understated.
>>153002401First 5 seconds sent shivers down my spine. Fuck you WB Kids!
>Kiff Kiff Kiff Kiff Kiff Kiff...
I can't decide if I love or hate the intro to Housebroken.
>>153001703Ironically enough, it did air on Adult Swim at one point.
FREDDY, ARE YOU READY?https://youtube.com/watch?v=PWupXfrBs6k
Does this count as /co/?https://youtube.com/watch?v=DhLZkZn4JAs
>>153001381Who?
>>153001108>Tom & Jerry Kids>Come on and see >Where all the action is
>>153001458there it is
>>153006219ffs I thought this might be a commercial
This feels way longer than it actually ishttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2QmfE9Tjau0
>>153006789In Living Color but a kid's cartoon could have been cool but we got this instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0wkHixS6iA&list=RDj0wkHixS6iA
>>153001300>>153001345>>153006789This is the background music of Hell. It doesn't even need to repeat because the songs last forever all on their own.
>>153002401Yeah, yeah, this instills a certain level of regret into you...Like "Maybe going to school would've been better"
>>153002401Thanks for making me a babyfur you fucking degenerates at Cartoon Network!
>>153001108>>153001300>>153006789These are the only ones in this thread that are actually really bad.
>>153001368I wonder what the Japanese thought of this?
can someone post the almost naked animals greentext i didnt save it last thread
>>153001108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYDSw1zcjYc
>>153002075>that damn brat’s voiceImagine making a cartoon boy so obnoxious, not even ugly bastards or shotafags want him.
>>153007353
>>153007390Kek
>>153001300This is what John K thinks Animaniacs is
>>153001458I survived for 5 seconds.
>>153001108yeah
>>153001703I counted 9 instances of CHUCK NORRIS in this intro
>>153001865“Years ago I tried to write a review of this show, but abandoned it because I realized that the premise sounds insanely racist when described out-loud lol” - Quinton Reviews
>>153001108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_9Y0GDifpcThe world needed a hero, it got some ginger square shaped kid in a bird suit
>>153007316Let’s upload some episodes to Nico Nico and see their reaction.
>>153009112>Then he got an idea. An awful idea. Anonymous got a wonderful awful idea.
>>153003063>>153003638>>153007062>>153007154Wtf, the intro is even more calming and soothing in my country, didn't know it was so hated, seems extremely harmless.
>>153007353Western animation is offensively ugly on purpose.I should've just called it jewish.
>>153009479Stfu, faggot
>>153009492Fuck you kike, you people can't draw for shit.
>>153009512>people
>>153002075Only thing I remember about this is a scene where everyone confesses something, the kid says he is the son of Satan and the dad is bald.
>>153001546What’s so bad about this intro? It’s just one of those silly Elvis parodies they kept making in the 90s.
>>153002401I knew some mother fucker who unironically liked this shit. And yes, he was a diaperfag
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2QmfE9Tjau0
>>153010037See >>153006789
>>153009446Makes me feel comfy, but I don't remember anything about the show
>>153009996When Elvis Jr. starts singing, it ruins it.
>>153006789On the subject of intros that just keep going....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5E8TNSsztsIt's not the worst theme ever, it just is clearly padding runtime
>>153006219Honestly, the theme without the lyrics doesn't sound too bad
>>153009551You’re thinking of this thing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsCwdrysYdE
>>153010749This has palatable art direction at least
>>153010749I hated that ginger kid so much
>>153001838Yo, listen up, here's the story About a little guy that lives in a butt-ugly world
>>153001458The vocals sound like babies being skinned alive
>>153001345The tune itself isn’t bad at all. If it was sang by a professional opera singer, I’m sure it would be an unironically nice melody.
>>153013200They probably were…..
>>153001345I remember someone (I think Chuggaconroy) theorizing the reason why this show bombed was literally because kids would change the channel upon hearing the theme song
>>153001458No God would allow something like this to exist.This is proof there is no God.
>>153007372Remember, if a character exists, there is bound to be at least one person who wants to fuck them.No. Exceptions.
>>153001368In hindsight, how the actual fuck did this manage to air on children's television?On second thought scratch that, How in the holy mother of FUCK did this even get greenlit? Did Kevin O’Donnell and his crew return from Japan, bring a kilo of coke to the DIC headquarters, share it with Andy Heyward and snort the entire thing while pitching the show?
>>153015203I’m certain the thought process was “boys love gross shit and sumos are fat and gross so they’ll love this”, but the actual show’s writing is far too lame for it to even work as a dumb comedy show
>>153001108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYs_GCy9PRkI have no idea what is even happening here
>>153001368Peter Kelamis as the evil scientist was the only redeeming quality in that ass joke.
>>153001108https://youtu.be/AoWexi-DWFQ
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y4c2FRvWINQ&pp=ygUFQmlyZHo%3D
>>153015517>We have KND at home
>>153015744This is unironically good
>>153015203I’m crying real tears of laughter just imagining this.
>>153001381When the hell isn't a thread made with the subtext of "YOUTUBER DID THING"?
>>153007958Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris
>>153009446People overreact. It's just a reminder of it being a mid-show for pre-schoolers. You didn't watch it because you wanted to, you watched it because you were on the couch sick as a dog and you wanted a cartoon.
>>153001492Sounds like you know about the video and you're getting very defensive about it
>>153010581Is there porn of the slender tall wo?man
It feels like as John got older he just started to hate everyone not involved in animation. The opening for ripping friends is just a big nothing. No music. No story. Just a bunch of random shit thats not even funny https://youtu.be/OGdL7arLEEM
>>153010024>And yes, he was a diaperfagBased
>>153017448Eh, I've seen worse in this thread.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GZrIVtDhuWA&pp=ygUTYnJvdGhlcnMgZmx1YiBpbnRybw%3D%3Dhow long can you last before busting on tarraraboomdeeyay's rancid teeth
>>153001446YIKES
>>153013316I agree, the show has a lot going against it but effort isn't one of those things, at least visually or sound wise. IIRC the plots ont he episodes were garbage.
>>153001446It just needs the tune played on a shitty recorder to complete it
>>153001458the song is the least offensive thing I saw in that video. It's still ass but those designs, the diaper filling, the nursery tower shaped like a giant bottle w nipple... enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv5ESObyrpU
>>153009011>that episode where captain flamingo's face implodes
>>153007372Don’t underestimate the depravity of those people.
>>153001108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX7B3lFgKW0I’m pretty sure this is deliberate propaganda on why seal clubbing/fur coat making should be legalAlso that singer’s voice is grating
>>153001230Fpwp, this one's a banger
>>153010581What's this cartoon? It feels so bizarre. Usually you would see such polluting trio like this as the bad guys, but here not only the show is named after them, but they also outright are presented as nice people that hang around with the good ecological fairies. Just very unusual.>>153010749>>153011542The only thing I remember from this cartoon is the bit where the kid pisses in his bed and blames it on the dog. Also the part with vomiting robot.
>>153001108Have you even seen an intro that's just characters making noises?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo1jS74CvsQ
>>153001108This gave me PTSD
I’m surprised this one doesn’t get posted more often, considering the show’s infamous reputation.https://youtube.com/watch?v=r64o3fzM24g
>>153023064Theme song is not too bad tho.
>>153023064I'm not so versatile in jazz but this sound like a shitty jazz improve to me.Also I find it amusing how it's basically the opposite of Ed, Edd & Eddy intro. Instead of quick to the point catchy opening that tells you about the protagonists by showing, it's just feel too descriptive and stretched out.
>>153001230https://youtu.be/vPSWB7OdJO4?si=pU8UZZLjmy98vmAmI'm not book smart I'm money smart
>>153002075>>153010749Who would win in a fight between the three?https://youtube.com/watch?v=E7REPDuP0ZI
>>153023662Make it four.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O19ePvi65G0
"We need the whiniest sounding nu-rock song."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1WLXRhJ6Q0
>>153023662>>153023890Easy, the dogcatchers would capture them all and put them in the pound.
>>153020482That singing sounds like Yoko Ono (when she isn’t screeching like a crazy banshee)
>>153023064The song is the most normal thing in this intro
>>153001458Fuck this show.
>>153001108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXrfoJmsGTgSurprised no one posted this hellbeast’s theme yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKJj4ZP6SdY
>>153023662>>153023890Make it five.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKReHJoh2EM
>>153023064>https://youtube.com/watch?v=r64o3fzM24gIt's not that bad for a theme song. The show itself just sucks. Now, the spoken intro is crap:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwa1Dma1bdI
>>153001595the muic is not actually bad, is techno minimal and works perfectly with the show style.
>>153001703What in the actual lost fucking media is this shit.
>>153002401Babyfur awakening material
I always hated ska, maybe the reason was this shitty cartoon that i didnt like.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34JHWm8VQYo
>>153002995What the fuck does this even mean
>>153014996And that one person thankfully drowned himself
>>153023890That show was such a fever dream
>>153015203That probably is what happened, no other logical explanation
>>153001546In this version, Elvis met his wife when he was 10 and she was 20
>>153001458Jesus take the wheel.
>>153001108https://youtu.be/NVN_fsWvNJg?is=TnlDitf1VM8CpYDEThat man’s shirt is seizure inducing
ToddWorld's lastest spanish dub: Looks out of sync and sounds like was made with the least effort possible. See it for yourself...Lastest:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4MgKcMxhycPrevious (The Discovery Kids one):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA89wZ_gUB4
>>153021575Got an eeriness like a producer accidentally uploaded his giggling and grunting clips. Relieved that's Rita Repulsa and Squatt instead of child actors.
>>153001703Best part of that is the Neil Ross voiceover. Nostalgic.
>>153006219I don't remember this show at all, and I would have been 7-8 when it aired. How the hell did I not see it?
Since we’re including foreign dubs, the Spanish intro of Skeleton Warriors sounds hilariously bad.https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kq0VIFlfd-c
>>153010581Even today I still quote one of the ads for this show. It aired a lot on early morning Canadian TV because of CanCon rules.
>>153001703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHBHqe6qhs?t=60>"Hey, that's my bike!">"Sorry guys, this is an emergency. I'm Chuck Norris."
>>153027965Why is everything made by Australians like this?>picThe fuck?
>>153006285One thing I know about this block is that Skip and Treybor from "S.M.A.S.H." were based on these two.
>>153024615>EACH DAY I DIE SOME MOREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF_HJtzL31k
>>153028567Kek
>>153027965the music sounds like the rugrats composer was forced to make something after getting in a car wreck
>>153001108https://youtu.be/c-7BkdEXgyY?is=O0j1DdTYc2gjukyq
>>153030884I don’t even know what’s happening here
>>153001703>this ran for 5 fucking episodesI could’ve sworn there was a lot more
>>153024615The awful quality, the watermark and the screen randomly glitching improves this
>>153006309Me, i am the taxi rebel and i finger my urethra during my videos
>>153001703F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhhiT8HagHU
>>153018696What the hell is this shit?
>>153032562This shit's BRIMMING with sovl
>>153025341Hold on, that opossum guy was from THAT show? I always thought he was from the Tex Avery show..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRCZwVp5SQESheen, do not push this button
>>153034384I wish I could go back to the only scene of this I saw being the one where Carl gets thrown into a plane and dies
>>153001546At least it’s not another “he is FAT and sounds FUNNY” joke
>>153034462
>>153018696>>153020482Shit like this is why we should melt The Arctic
>>153025341This show would have been a lot better if they removed the shitty Ren and Stimpy clones and it was only Pith Possum and Tex Tinstar
>>153001108welcome to the wacky WACK WACKwelcome to the WACK WACKwelcome to the wacky world of tex avery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke74gtmpVXk
Ever wanted to see a show starring Sid Phillips’ children? Well, here it is anyway:https://youtube.com/watch?v=AWxDYzybWY4
>>153001108All of you are amateurs, THIS is real garbagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ87ClP6gas
>>153038343I hate this so much
>>153038343MY EYES!!!
>>153038343>Captain Underpants if it was CanadianYes, I know it was British but it feels very Canadian
>>153006789 Its only sin was not being a music video in first place instead of an intro.>>153010581I'm confused, the intro it's about the villains or the little ones?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=W8gKkiAry4U
>>153001546huh? this is just what elvis sounds like to everyone under the age of 35
>>153002401ive stumbled across diaper fetish porn of this
>>153001368i can se the LETS GET PHAT sound effect being used in so many flash animations and such
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGKsPnfJjlo
>>153023890The original Adventure Time
>>153001987Why HERO Turtles?Why not something cool like Fighter Turtles?
>>153046190You know they are too far gone when they have the ability to have the same Looney Tunes characters as adults with their weird diaper fetish and intentionally choose to be pedo
>>153046514Holy shit, I've been looking for this cartoon for so long. Thanks anon.
