What sides would Stella and Stolas simps be on if their sexes were flipped and how would the discourse change?
is this the thread?
>>153011976obviously most of us would be stolasfags if he were a girl instead, but wed have to cope with her lesbianism
>>153012593I believe so.
>>153012647No, she's kosher.
>>153012683but anon, we arent jews
>>153012708I know, but one man is.
>>153011976Looks exactly the same to me
>>153012647If it's just Stolas and his family that are swapped then she'd be straight since Blitzo would be a dude
>>153012828that might be even worse, at least if both were female you might be able to talk them into a 3some, but if hes a dude you can take your mind away from that birdpuss cause theres no way shed cheat on her precious soot rat
>>153012885>you might be able to talk them into a 3someNot if Stolas is a lesbian.
>>153012906unlike faggots, no woman is a true lesbianthey may have a female preference, but they will suck cock same as any woman, assuming they are turned onall you have to do is convince blitza and she will rope solas into it too
>>153012885>>153012906>>153012937>ThreesomeNo thanks, I'm good, monogamy with Strika is great enough for me.
>>153012937I don't know anon that sounds like cope to me especially because you JUST told me Stolas is too dedicated to Blitzo to want anyone else and that's with her liking men. If she were a straight up lesbo you now have to deal with the fact that not only is she a Blitzosexual but she doesn't even like cock. Yeah Blitza could probably talk her into it but I don't think she would enjoy it and if she's clearly not into it then it's gonna be a crappy threesome. I propose (you) take the timeline where it's just the owls that are flipped and cuck Blitzo.
>>153013019>I propose (you) take the timeline where it's just the owls that are flipped and cuck Blitzo.fair, i really dont mind cucking that degeneratebut how would you even go about winning her over and away from him?
>>153013058Beats me, good luck lmao
Bzzzz
>>153013111>Bee Trips!
>>153013019I disagree. As said, Stolas/Stola will be a Blitzosexual regardless of what outcome. However, Blitzo is going to fuck anything. I'd say Stola would gladly bring you in for a threesome so long as she had blitzo at one end of her, and that would get her in the mood that it would be a pleasant experience.
>>153013130>>153013019didnt stolas literally make out with a random incubus at one point on the show?hes definitely a deviant, fags are notoriously promiscuous
>>153013111>>153013125Passionate sex with Bee
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>>153013181Bed breaks and falls through the floor right into the middle of banquet as she milks my cock ruthlessly with her royal pussy, my eyes rolling into my head as she whoops and cheers wildly; shocked and aroused nobles gazing upon us.
>>153013163>didnt stolas literally make out with a random incubus at one point on the show?Yeah cause he was fighting with Blitzo which strengthens the idea you can cuck him
Male Stella looks like he'd choke you in bed.
mmmm cuck-ing
>>153013351So does regular Stella.
>>153013351nah, if he did dad femstolas wouldnt have left his sorry assmale stella is the kind of guy to put in the bare minimum, get off and the go to sleep without giving a shit about his wifes pleasure
>>153013371Regular Stella wants YOU to choke HER.
>>153013396Ew gay.
>>153013466You have to top your queen at least some of the time, anon. You can't be a sussy bottom forever.
>>153013490True, but still. I wouldn't want to choke her.
>>153013551She's a Goetia, you literally can't hurt her without angelic weaponry. You could jam a grenade in her ass if you wanted and she'd be fine two seconds later.
>>153013255If you go with the thread canon that Bee had years of "servitude" under Solomon, would she be into sex? I think you'd have work her confidence backup and prove you're not another Solomon. It's why she became the party girl she is now, the drinks, the food, the limelight, all in an effort to forget what happened.She'd likely partake in cuddles before getting to intercourse.>>153013466It's not queer and I wouldn't pass the idea that Stella would be into some rough play but prefers old standard vanilla stuff.
>>153013656Oh fuck off. I don't care about your gay thread head canon shit, faggot.
Idea: Stella is captured by an imp revolutionary group, they hold her hostage and record her getting gangbanged by all membersStolas weakly pretends to care only because Octavia is breathing down his neck.By the time they find her she's fully mind broken, only wanting to keep fucking imps.
>>153013656She's had forever to get over it and clearly has no problem with sex, it'd be more a hatred of humans she'd have to get over
A helluva /co/ Discord? At this time of day, in this economy, at this point of discord’s shit reputation, localized entirely within this thread? Yes.https://discord.gg/8RdJUGpm7
>>153013726I'm not clicking that shit, obvious malware is obvious
Was thinking about the Pirate AUWould BOTF and HIL Anon be om different ships?
>>153013726No lol
>>153013713>it'd be more a hatred of humans she'd have to get overTrue, I think her hatred of humanity would be more difficult to overcome than intercourse. >>153013699>
>>153013643Still doesn't mean I'd want to do that.
>>153013739>Would BOTF and HIL Anon be om different ships?yupHIL anon would be a castaway that gets shaved by loona and joins shitzos crewBotF anon is a foreign noble/erudite that joined stolas on his ship before he deserted to go live with his scurvy butt buddy, after which he joins vas crew alongside octavia
Octavia is UGLY
>>153014086hey man, thats like, your opinion
>>153014086How so?
>>153014128Just look at her
>>153014132I don't see the ugliness.
pirate time?
>>153014145Its RIGHT THERE
>>153014307it is? >>153014272Always time for privateering.
>ficanons in the pirate verseso what nationality would they be?hil anon could be an english or american privateer that ended up marooned, but what about botf anon?is he also english? A frenchman? A german? A russian?what would be most fitting for him?
Octavia is beautiful. A light. The light of all lights.
>>153014397I think a Russian would be interesting to see, but that's up to the writer of BOTF at the end of the day.
>try to snap Stella's neck>her head sits comfortably at 180 degrees with her glaring daggers at youFuckin' owls.
>>153014678I'd totally kiss her like that.
Idea: Stella is forcing Octavia to marry some grody old man as a marriage alliance. Octavia decides to take matters into her own hands and hijacks a succubus summoning so she can at least lose her virginity on her own terms.
>>153014951>accidentally summons picrel>"... wotever, you'll do"
>>153014397Important question: Does magic exist in this pirate AU?
>>153015023No clueIf its going the pirates of the caribeean parh, then yeah, but not in the same way it exists in the showIf its just the characters but set in a world similar to the 18th century and they are pretty much humans in all but appearance, then noI would say its the former though, as there are mermaids and i think we have a pic of bee doing some magic?I dunno
>>153013739>>153013907Loona: “Aw, fuck! The rods are soaked! How are we going to light the cannon fuses now?!”>the ever-faithful burning brow green guy:
The smuggest birb in all of Hell. With additional necc
>>153015226>Good GOD you've got a fat neck, Via!
>your daughter has a beautiful neck
>>153015226Grinch ass looking mf
>>153015226Smug like her mother.>>153015213>Anon and Moxxie are third mate and second mate respectfully, and are usually the ones doing most of the work aboard the ship.
>>153015359>"I think I need to go on a diet"
>>153015359>>153015408The next time Stolas sees Via, without his supervision, and in no small part of Stella and Andrealphus scheming, she has several more chins and needs an entirely new wardrobe. It's only when it's far too late, she realizes she needs to go on a diet...I think you're onto something.
>>153015380>>Anon and Moxxie are third mate and second mate respectfully, and are usually the ones doing most of the work aboard the ship.>Blitzo hates anon at first and makes him scrub the poop deck>Generally, on a ship the "poop deck" is a high, short deck located at the very stern of a ship, typically serving as the roof for the aft cabin>Of course, this being blitzo, the poop deck on his ship is exactly what you think it is
>>153015526Do you think with such a fat neck she has a lisp like some fat dudes get
>>153015526There's a reason you need to rein in your fat fetish, keno.
>>153015599As >>153015659 saidLong neck tavia is ...ok, shes tolerable, but long and FAT neck octavia?This shit is making me retch, it looks like a fucking tumorNever post this shit here again, go on /trash/ and post it there
>>153015727>the lengthening medicine had side effects of growing tumors in her throat>they can be removed but they always come back>and because she's a goetia she can't die from it
>>153015761>Octavia is doomed to choke eternally on tumors>All because of her hubris of wanting to spite nature and grow a long neck
>>153015727I think it's alright, though it just gave me a reason to make a shitpost. >>153015761>she can't die from itSure, but she can still feel the pain they cause.
>>153015940>Solomon got to collar and fuck this
>take birdman>Genderbend him>Suddenly becomes a 10/10 womanWhy does this keep hsppening
She needs to moosh me beneath her toebeans.
>>153016028you know if she grew just enough she could jerk you off with just her finger and thumb
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>>153016068>whose a cute widdle guy?
>>153016028>>153016068>>153016090need giantess bee greentext
>>153016294seconding
>>153016294>Bee summons a giant plushie of herself.>"Here, have fun.">Anon is crushed by several hundred pounds of stitching and stuffing.>Janitor has to clean up his corpse the next day.
>>153016536At this point I'd take a life size plushie of her if she conjured one
>>153016294>>153016536>>153016548Falling asleep in one of giantess Bee's enormous hands after she carries you around all day.
>>153016294>>153016311>"No Anon, I'm not transforming into my giant form.>"Why not?">"Because I'd always get some sinners and hellhounds being strangely obsessed with my paws or asking if they can allow themselves to go spelunking, they'd never specify where and it isn't ticklish to me, it's itchy.">"but what if I just wanted to climb you?">"What's stopping you from doing that now, besides I can simply just make my hips wider and give you a pizza peel instead."
>>153016707I just want her to double her size and spoon me like her teddy bear
what would the helluva girls think of doomguy (he's making peace with them as he knows they aren't monsters)
>>153016707
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>>153014397>>153013907Alright you freak shitsGimme pirate crews and who would rival/clash with each otherLike is Bee's ship akin to a party cruise filled with hellhounds (although she flies into a murderous rage at the sight of a human)
Now that he's been depowered, does he still have the same powers of regeneration?Imagine stoning his feathery faggot ass to death
>>153017184>I.m.p. SloopCaptain Blitzo, First Mate Stolas, Second Mate Moxxie,(Third Mate Anon), Bosun Millie and Loona. Targets: Various, other crew: none.>Goetian Man o' WarCommodore Vassago, Captain Andre, Navigator Octavia, Purser Stella. Main Targets: I.M.P and various Imp pirates, other crew: young Goetians and hired/servant imps. >Bee's Ocean LinerCaptain Bee, Lieutenant Tex, Purser Vikki, Stewardess Gigi, other crew: hellhounds. >DHORK FrigateCaptain Agent Two, Commander Agent One, other crew: humans, Targets: I.M.P. I think other characters like Striker, Willow, Crimson, Chaz, etc would be privateers or like in Verosika case, mermaids.
>>153018151Are you slapping both Anons on the same ship?
>>153018464No, just HILLH(H) Anon, BOTF Anon would either be on the DHORK Frigate or the Goetian Man o' War as a Midshipman.
>>153018539Putting him on the goetian vessel makes most sense, to keep him together with octaviaThe only way he ends up with the dhorks is as a prisoner
>>153018649Wonder how the two Anons interact? Rivals? Enemies? I figure BOTF Anon splits off from Stolas to accompany Octavia.
HIL and BOTF Anon get a single canoe and each of them has an oar. They have to work together if they wanna get anywhere.
>>153011976Retards would side with Stolas just to simp/virtue signal and most of the people who would side with Stella would be fujos. Any dudes would be called chuds and victim blamers.
>>153012722Kek, Vivzie casts will tend to do that
Stolas x Blitzo would work better if they were girls, yes. Unless you’re a fujo, Stolas is an annoying bitch and Blitzo is an abrasive asshole. Switch the genders and you get a sympathetic female character stuck in a loveless marriage and a single mom who, although abrasive, is still making a place in the world for her family. Maybe it's just how our perspective of gender shapes our interpretation of actions, but I think there's something here.
>>153020830>Stolas x Blitzo would work better if they were girls, yesYurifags are no better than fujos.
>>153020987This isn't even about yuri. This is about weather I think these characters would be more compelling as girls and for both the answer is yes.
>>153021032It's really only because you want to fuck them
>>153020830You dont have to change both, only one will doSo you either get a nerd stuck in a loveless marriage trying to reconnect with his childhood feisty tomboy gf or a battered wife who wishes to escape the oppressiveness of her husband and finds her freedom when she meets her old childhood friend who sweeps her off her feet and shows her how much better things could beEither are better than gay shit
>>153020830How is female Stolas any more or less compelling of a character? Is the implication that as a female, she isn't the head of the household and instead male Stella would be? And then that starts opening questions of, if Stella is in charge of the Grimoire, then Blitz wouldn't be fucking Stolas, he would the male Stella because he needs the book.I just don't see how that changes anything. You still end up with female Stolas who abandons their family for some imp cooch. You can argue until the cows come home that changing Stolas' character traits in their entirety is what's needed. But saying just make them female and tah dah is super coom-brained mental gymnastics.
>>153021208>How is female Stolas any more or less compelling of a character?shes hot
>>153019440Imagine a KINO island duelHow do you see the two fighting?
>>153018917>>153019440>>153021532>HIL and BotF anons kinda hate each other at first>HIL anon sees the other as a stuck up foreigner snob that thinks himself better than everyone else. A bit like stolas, but without the veneer of niceness>BotF anon, on the other hand, sees him as an uncouth degenerate, a dumb pirate that must have made some very poor choices to end up as blitzos minion>they dont generally get into fights thanks to their respective charges, but they do get into verbal spars>will still work together to fight off any outside party, such as the dhork crew, and begrudgingly admit that they work well enough together
>>153021532>KINO island duel>My first thought was Yu-Gi-Oh
>>153021532>>153021676>the two end up marooned on an island, all by themselves>they argue, which leads to insults and, soon enough, they are trying to tear each other apart>it starts off with a good old saber fight>HIL anon uses what millie and loona have thought him, fighting dirty like a pirate, throwing sand, moving randomly, putting his full force behind his swings>BotF anon fights like a gentleman, a hand on his hip, the sword kept stretched out, using what little his own master has shown him>it doesnt take long for the fight to degenerate into a full blown brawl>they end up wrestling on the beach while swearing like sailors at eachother>then octavia and loona show up and call them out, at which they both immediately stop>turns out they arent alone on the island after all
>>153019169*licks her feet*
if vivzies hell turned to be real, would that make you more religious or less?
>>153022366I'd start questioning my existence and reality as a whole if Vivz immature depictions of Heaven and hell(or even just hell) was true, let alone my faith. >>153022343>"Oh hell, you're one of those!?!"
>>153022366I mean I wasn't very religious to begin with but at the same time I'd be probably be even less so if I was privvy to that. To know that both forms of the afterlife take after this gay Earth would be daunting.
gentlemen, we might be back
>>153021208I'm more just arguing that Stolas being a woman would make her storyline work better. As it stands, Stolas's story makes him come off as a pathetic bitch. He acts in a way that is completely self-centered and then goes, "Woe is me, my life is so tragic." He's the head of his household while also having an important position in the demon world, but wiggles around pathetically because he feels trapped in his current position. Like, I'm not saying you can't do a story where a man is disenfranchised and is in a loveless marriage that is slowly destroying him, but when he has literally all the cards in the relationship, only a fujo could find him being treated like a baby who did nothing wrong compelling. Like, there is a reason why people are unironically sympathetic for Stella. She is also stuck in a relationship with a person she hates, but she's actually fully trapped by her constricting social forces.If Stolas was a girl, at least then you could argue that she's in some way repressed. Even keeping her position in hell, a controlling husband is still a controlling husband. Like, presuming that hell has some level of gender norms comparable to Earth, a "patriarchal society" is something that at least makes sense. Like, I can imagine Stolas's dad marrying her off to keep her in check, and when it's a guy who's doing that, that makes sense. Like this might be sexist but "my wife is way to controlling" is a complaint I take way less seriously than "my husband is way to controlling." Like there's a difference when the genders are swapped and it's way less pathetic.
>>153021741I see the two idiots as a STR/WIS vs. DEX/INT thing going onWhat are the chances they get repeatedly slapped by the girls for their idiocy?
>>153022807I get what you're saying, but I do wonder how patriarchal Hell is supposed to be. I guess the Goetia, if nothing else, is well into that. But then again, it's not like Stolas and Stella were pressured to keep making babies until they had a son to be a "proper" precautionary heir, it seems Via was more than enough for the Goetia's liking.Obviously, any story can work. I feel like there's just a lot more consideration that needs to be taken with other characters all of the sudden even just changing Stolas. But then at that point, if you need to make all these considerations, they could have just carefully made more considerations with Stolas as a guy and crafted the story to better fit that mold.
>>153022366I would be very confused.
youve seen the pirate-verse, now get ready for...
>>153024608I can't believe it.They made gay cowboys real.
>>153024587>>>153024608I can't tell if this is AI or not, I'm 60-40 on this.
>>153024654>I can't tell if this is AI or noti dont think it is
>>153024682Ah, just fan stuff then, it's looks pretty mediocre at best.
mandatory
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>>153023048One of the biggest flaws of Stolas is that he's written by fujos for fujos. Like you can write the plight of a male character in this scenario and make it work but fujo-bait guys are basically just written to be female characters but with a dicks because the middle age women writing this series have no talent.
Leaving ketchup stains in Stolas' favorite books.
>>153022741Big.
>>153025454burning stolas' entire smut collection and then telling him it was a ”magical accident”
>>153025611Burning Stolas in his bed.
>>153025693ambushing a depowered stolas in a dark alley and beating him to death with rocks.
>>153025749Sneaking up on a sleeping Stolas and squirting mustard on his face until he wakes up.
>>153025794Pumping stolas full of drugs and aphrodisiacs, then locking him into a room with a bunch of sexy ladies.
>>153025828Goetian ladies, human ladies or Imp ladies?
>>153025968all 3 and a succubus or two as well for good measurejust stick him in a room with a bunch of horny, naked women and see what happens
>>153013656>picdemons may have monstrous or enormous dicks, maybe even more than one but being in hell i bet they only ever have sex to get off and not to express love or affection.That's where we have the advantage, Verbalese was right all along
>>153025828Giving Stolas a purple nurple.
>>153026252But anon, he doesnt have nipples and even if he did they would be hidden under a mound of fluff
>>153024608Loona tummy...
>>153026306Fine, indian burn.
>>153018886Made for putting me in my place.
That Legoshi x Loona crackship last thread has me thinking she'd probably hide what her job is since there's no way he'd be down with it.
>>153026402Once she figures out how he really is personality wise, probablyBut we are going by the assumption that legoshi is a normal human on earth that ends up looking like a wolf when he dies or that its literally just legoshi and somehow no one questions how a dog headed man can exist?Or maybe hes the offspring of some of those hellhound migrants that came to earth to escape hell's culture and integrated with humanity, wearing disguises while not in private
>>153026447I was thinking it's a world where HB's earth happens to be Beastars', which causes some weird issues but since it's a crackship I wouldn't think about it too hard
>>153026465In that case yeah, i think shed keep her true nature a secret, say that shes just a wolf with eye problems or something and slowly start to be ashamed and feel guilty of her job the more time she spends with legoshiI wonder how shed deal with melon though, if he becomes part of the story at some point, loona would definitely not be above tearing him to shreds once she realizes how dangerous he is
>>153026327Made for cleaning your room.>>153026197What?
>>153026515>Loona tries to give Legoshi a gun
>Legoshi influences Loona to be a little more introspective and to chill out a bit>Loona influences Legoshi to be more deterministic and active in getting what he wantscould be kino
Imagine, if you will, Blitz and Octavia's perilous journey through the Rings of Hell after a zombie apocalypse ravages the realm. As one of the only, if not only Goetia remaining, Octavia is rather important for a cure.I've seen this art a while ago and it really inspired a compelling Last of Us inspired AU with Blitz and Octavia. I just need to do something with that idea sometime.
>One has Moxxie pinned down.>He could just kill him right here and now, but he rather make this disgusting creature suffer.>He pulls out a cross and slams it onto Moxxie's face.>Nothing.>"Huh?">Moxxie just laughs.>"Foolish human, my father is Italian and my mother was jewish.">One keeps his composure. >"Jewish huh, well luckily I have this.">He pulls out a swastika made out of broken pasta.>"Sieg Heil!">Moxxie's skin begins to sizzle, he screams and squirms.>"GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH." >Moxxie manages to break free of One's grasp and runs off, still screaming due to his burning skin>Two, seeing all that transpired, approaches One.>"Ben? I thought you were...">Jewish? No, I'm Syriac."
>>153027600>Millie comes in to avenge her husband>"Gosh Agent One! Ah didn't know you were Arab!">One keels over vomiting blood
>>153027922>Two lost her katana and has no ammo left, she can't defeat Millie with mere fist and kicks.>Luckily, she has something up her sleeve, literally.>As Millie taunts her and slowly approaches her, Two pulls out a piece of paper.>It's a drawing of Striker and Moxxie together.>Millie is confused and disgusted by it.>"Wha? Did ya drew that during ya free time?">"No, your mutt drew it, we visit the same internet forum."(A partial lie).>This causes Millie to shift into such a violent rage, she literally starts bouncing off the walls, screaming incoherently. >She launches through the window, the screaming growing quieter overtime.>At I.M.P., Loona is scrolling through her phone, minding her own business.>Until Millie bust through the door and lunges herself at Loona, screaming about turning her husband into a "Kansas City Faggot."
Going to bed, goodnight bros
>>153028808Goodnight, Anon.
>>153029535>7yo fallen angel is herecticalimagine my shock
What if octavia was a true goth
>>153030466then she'd have a higher chance of being based
>>153011976Not really answer to the question but my first irl girlfriend was actually named Stella. The catch is she had the personality of Octavia. My second girlfriend had the personality of actual Stellar and that broke me. I am trying to cope with a webcomic for it.
>>153030732But shes already pretty based
>>153031027>she had the personality of OctaviaHow so? Care do describe her and how your interactions would go?
I hope we get some sexy merch this summer, Valentine's was cute but a bit of a bust lol
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>>153031209
wake up babe time for your usual tranny spam
>>153031209>>153031216GIWTWM
>>153031264Let me sleep in baby darling
>>153031027>My second girlfriend had the personality of actual Stellar>and that broke meSo what, she was a massive bitch and you were too limp wristed to put her in her place?How'd she break you?
>>153031216Literally me but they're both female.
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>>153032088Reminder Viv hates this and will make Millie have an abortion
Season 3 trailer soon
>>153032171If true, I hope she makes it some huge soap opera shit with the characters behaving as exaggeratedly as possible.
>>153013351fun fact: owls ears are in their front part of their throat, if strangling any of them,like stella or octavia, many other characters who are owls, they are being deprived of two senses
>>153032359Stella isnt an owl though, is she?
I love Loona
>>153032478She's officially a secretary bird.
haven’t watched the show in a while but i remember in season one stolas said octavia was 17 years old, why doesn’t she just move out of her much broken home? can’t she get a job? Or could her extended family help?
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>>153032924Sex is overrated, cuddles and handholding are better.
>>153032924Who said anything about sex? I'm tired, and I want to cuddle in bed with a fluffy woman.
>>153032955>>153032961Honestly wasn't even aware it said sex. That's just the last Looka I saved
Women are such bizarre little creatures yet we're obsessed with them. Why is that?
>>153033048>LookaWould male Loona be Lookas?
>>153033048Artist?
>>153033052Women are often a double-edged sword, Anon. They can be great sources of relief yet great sources of frustration, some tend to lean in either direction, just hope you're granted a lady that falls towards the former or the strength to deal with one that falls toward the latter. tldr: Women are a challenge.
>>153033070Gawd I can't catch a break
>>153033234Condomless hatesex with the bitch hound.
>>153033194Buddy of mine says he's bi but prefers guys because he 'gets' them better than women but he hasn't taken the plunge far as I know... what do I tell him
>>153033273>prefers guys because he 'gets' them better than womenIn what way? Does he get more attention from guys or does he "understand" them more, if it's the latter, well no shit he's a guy himself, if it's the former this could mean he isn't trying hard enough/looking in the wrong places for women or he's stuck being a guy magnet.
>>153033318Latter, he's put off by women and feels like he'd connect more with men
>>153033332I can't be fully sure, but I think your friend is simply gay and is in denial about it, and/or he isn't really trying to actually know women., has he had experience with women or has at least found them attractive.
do we have more like this with the rest of the cast as well?
>>153033939sloptavia, my beloved...
>>153033411>has he had experience with womenNope>or has at least found them attractive.Definitely does but tbdesu he seems scared of them
>>153034539Nta but from what you are saying he just sounds desperate and a bit brain fried from pornConvince him not to do any gay shit, because he will regret it t. fell for the get topped meme
>>153034539>he seems scared of themscared, how and why? >>153034516>
>>153034608Anon, here is correct.
>>153034841>that will never be (you).
>>153034841>This will someday be (you.)
>>153034608About what I think too especially because he sinks deeper into gay shit when he's down on himself>>153034613>scared, how and why?Like I said I think he gets down on himself and thinks being with a guy would be easier, he either doesn't think he could make it work with women or doesn't want to be the one putting the work in
>>153034911>doesn't want to be the one putting the work inI think it's this, he doesn't want to put in the work.>thinks being with a guy would be easierDating isn't easy, sure guys can be easier to catch but not without caveats, like that other Anon said, I suspect your friend seems fried from porn.
how would each of the owls do in the chernobyl zone?>stella hates it, this place is a dump>and all these men giving me stares>octavia is trying her best>gets into comedic situations, screaming and running from mutants>relaxes by the fire and plays guitar>stolas locks the fuck in>got muh scanner, muh bolts and muh ak>the first artifact he finds binds to the user and genderswaps
>>153035294I know you're talking about the video game series, but since were about four weeks away from the fortieth anniversary of the Chernobyl Disaster, what do you think Stolas's stance is on the disaster?
>>153035416>what do you think Stolas's stance is on the disaster?Pilot Stolas probably thinks it was funny as shit
>>153035416he knew it was a disaster just waiting to happenusing that crazy reactor design, run by barely qualified peopleit was shame that it happened and what it did to global nuclear power reputation
>>153035487>>153035492>Pilot Stolas thinks Chernobyl was funny but interesting, mainly to see how radiation works and how it affects living creatures such as humans and possibly hellborn. >Show Stolas thinks it was a tragedy through and through and avoidable, it reminds him a bit about his marriage, the Goetian System and his distant relationship with his daughter.
This Trans Day of Visibility, I need a Sallie May gf.
>>153036194Be less visible, thanks.
Trans Day of Visibility huh?Yeah those dragfags look pretty visible after painting the bumper of my car red.
>>153036275Why? it'll ruin the good view.
>>153031060>>153031685she basically became a yandere. locked me. took my phone. placed bed time. made be leave work for her. all i wanted was a tomboy...not a butch>>153033052>>153033194that's it if they are puppy, cat or quirk chungus but if they are a tomboy they will be the most compatible for everyone EVEN if you are boyfailure because unlike the rest of the archytypes they are responsible for theor actions the most.
>>153036194Do you top or does she?
>>153036657He*
>Spending a Friday night at Azzy's House of Lust trying to crack a plan for a difficult assassination contract.https://youtu.be/4Vulzg5kH3Q?si=tHQ7UjaZ4Nv0g59i
>>153036657I top every night. Tgirl dicks are made for flopping around uselessly as I pound their asses from behind.
>>153036695Much as I don't like troons given the makeover mage idea it would be funny if genderswaps are half off or 2 for 1 or something today>trying to crack a plan for a difficult assassination contract.They better be the most harebrained or comedically deranged plans possible
what kind of car would loona or octavia drive
>>153024608>it’s set in the same universe of Blood Meridian
>>153036754Could Charlie redeem Judge Holden?
>>153036736>loonaconvertible because she likes the wind>octaviadoesnt drive, she has a limo
>>153036774Redemption requires guilt, which Holden has none.
>>153036809I think Loona would prefer a motorcycle than a car, Octavia would want something to be reliable, easy and something to stand out but not too much, likely a Cadillac or a Morgan. >>153036774No.
>>153024608>>153024644Stolas and Blitz are gonna recreate Ram Ranch
>>153037037They already have Striker
What would they think of the show?
>>153037037>>153037217>Striker kidnaps them and takes them to his ranch.>He leaves them in a room alone, naked.>They think this will be some humiliation ritual or some shit.>No, it'll be much worse, for them.>The room lights up, revealing they're surrounded by naked Imp women.>All drugged up and hopped up on aphrodisiacs.>>153037391"Music suck, story sucks, hot women."
>>153036774Holden is essentially the Roo of his universe.
>>153037391They'd initially think it was cool because Hell and demons and stuff, but that'd change quickly once the romance and singing stuff started. Butthead would completely write it off as sucking, and Beavis would ostensibly agree, but he'd still enjoy it on some level and try to half-heartedly jokingly-but-not-really justify it.
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>>153038257>the goetias are various bird species>imps are lizards>hellhounds are dogswhat would the hil and botf anons be? Monkeys?or do we go with animals that would best fit their personalities?
>>153038423They'd be homos.
we need more goetia girls
>Loona finds out about your top kink.
>>153040172>top kink...what?
>>153040172>anon wants loona to femdom him>loona does her best to be a dommy mommy and use her best dirty talk>despite all the shit she talks she has no idea how to do either of these things>wound up with her on top yelling "yeah you like that you fucking r-retard?!">anon's sides went into orbit
So which Helluva Boss character is most popular with>straight men>straight women>gays>lesbians
>>153040280Each or all four combined?
>>153040236You know what I meant.>>153040248>"QUIT LAUGHING YOU ASSHOLE!">Receive numerous 'love' bites that day.>>153040280>Straight menLoona tied with Verosika and Stella.>Straight womenStriker.>gaysSatan tied with Moxxie and Stolas.>LesbiansDon't exist.
>>153040369Each
>>153040280>straight menstella or loona, probably loona though>straight womenstolas and blitzo>gays stolas and blitzo>lesbiansstella
i heard there was a discord for helluva boss and hazbin hotel. is there?
>>153022741Sorry this took so long mates, I'm getting back into the groove with a short but sweet chapter of My Saving Grace. Do give feedback.https://archiveofourownDOTorg/works/70148341/chapters/216402091
>>153040429Don't know, don't care. Go ask /hhg/.
>>153040429No
>>153040387>>153040402I recall Stella is liked by lesbians, some Anons claimed that lesbians believe she's in the right. That being said. >Straight menLoona, only one that comes close is Verosika. >Straight womenLikely Striker>queers.Stolas. >lesbians.As said, likely Stella.
>>153040468>women liking StellaThat feels wrong somehow.
>>153040468That's a Helluva character!? I've only seen porn of her.
>>153040387>>153040402>>153040468Ngl, I would have expected Millie to be second to Loona for straight dudes and Moxxie for straight women
>>153040478Lescels are a funny breed.
>>153040516Yes, she's in season one, though she was a character then turned into a dyke and put into a "relationship" with the "woman" who's the reason she's in hell.
>>153040575I mean. I'd simp for Stella with them. I guess. Then again maybe not. Fuck that's so weird.
>>153040536Millie is generally liked across the board and if you exclude the other characters already mentioned, she is likely the character to be most liked by all four combined.
>>153040536>Millie to be second to Loona for straight dudes Millia has hardly the inkling of a personality, shes only good for shortstack pornAlso, shes married and loves her husband, most men arent into cucking>and Moxxie for straight women>Moxxie>The limp wristed pseudo-femboy >Popular with womenStolas seems to be popular with some because hes tall, rich, mysterious and charismaticMoxxie is none of thoseI've seen a bunch of stolas X woman self inserts, but pretty much none with moxxie
>>153040536Probably, but then Millie is (mostly) happily married. So that's probably a deterrent.>Moxxie is second for straight womenHaha, no. Maybe.Perhaps there's a sect of femanons who self-insert as Loona with a Loona X Moxxie ship but by and large I imagine him being a whimpy faggot who literally takes it up the ass is unappealing to the average lady.Fags on the other hand can't stop thinking of him and his dad Crimson.
>>153040580>with the "woman"why the quotes, Martha's a biological female, she literally has two children
>>153040643Martha's voiced by a tranny but somehow sounds more convincing that Salazar Mae.Regardless I'd prefer to think about Mayberry and that Thorny Bitch client they had near the end of Season 2.
>>153040643Tranny voice.
>>153040639>Straight women cuck BlitzoThere is something oddly funny about this.>>153040643Character is voiced by a man(mtf troon) so that's why I put "her" in quotes.
Smashing Stolas' spine so he has to sit in a wheelchair with streamers on the back.
>>153040828>"Don't worry buddy I saw this happen to a hellborn once."
>>153040875It was an easy joke but I still laughed
>>153041660It’s still really weird we don’t get ANY interaction between those two.Not even a negative interaction, just no interaction whatsoever.
Stella deserves a man like Broly.
>>153041815She doesn't date browns, sorry BeanerAnon.
>>153041844Worth a shot.
Stella's butt
>>153043132Say no more
>>153040433Welcome back!
Post more stella
>>153031060oh you wanted for my first too? it was my first ever cuddle. we were not even exposed to unrestricted internet access somehow yet so it was pure. we were watching samurai jack and felt embarrassed in the "poking me" quote. "are yo jealous" when other boys were around. talked about suicidal thoughts without the groomslop "sex is anti depressant" thing. playing video games and she was so much better. i remember we were role playing puss in boots at kindergarten
>>153044105>forgot picture
>>153044105Sooo, were you each other's firsts?
>>153044192Yeah but life happened. I needed to become omnipotent. To be everywhere. Except next to her.
Whats the chance this is official and not just a 1st of april prank?
I have never, ever, understood yuri/lesbian fags. It's not like you are self inserting with straight stuff as watching the action, your the guy balls deep in the girl. So do lesbian/yuri fags self insert as one of the women? That's the only other option other than watching which sounds a bit cucked.
>I.M.P.'s next contract is to kill pic relatedHow badly does it go?
>>153044624they're fucked unless they can kill the entire population of Japan before she can kill them
