>So what dorm do you live in?>Actually I'm off campus. I, um, share a house with a couple of girls, a couple of guys.>Guys, huh? Are they cute?>Well, Bart's kind of...ew, no.
>>153014711is this gonna be a stealth incest thread? it had better not be.
>>153014863There’s actually a lot of weird incest stuff in the show itself.>the OP scene>Bart called Lisa gorgeous because her smile made her look different to everyone>A short clip parodied Bart and Lisa as a married couple, with Maggie as their baby>In the shorts, Bart had a fantasy in which he, Lisa, and Maggie were the parents>A couple of guys in a car mocked Bart when he was holding Lisa's hand, calling her his girlfriend>Comics had a feature in which Bart gave Lisa a valentine card out of pity and Nelson teased them at the end>Lisa kissed Bart in the comics to change his appearance and to thank him for cheering her up>In the comics, Lisa had a crush on a guy who looked exactly like Bart except with sunglasses>Bart has called Lisa pet names like babe since season 2>Nelson told Bart and Lisa to get a room after they were playfully teasing each other>Lisa's first word was Bart>Homer once said to Bart "can you believe we're married to those dorks?" in reference to Marge and Lisa, and then they high fived, implying Bart agreed>In the episode where Lisa had to sleep in Bart's room because of a film crew, the writers joke about them secretly having a baby and keeping it in a drawer
>>153014863The only time i've seen good simpsons r34 is when i'm browsing a good artist that draws appealing women and they happened to draw one simpsons character.Anyone who draws mainly simpsons is absolute garbage.
>>153014711Lisa is attracted to Bart because incest runs in the simpson family. It's why they're all retarded.
>>153015005I remember a few of these
>>153015005>>153014711someday Latin American IPs will be banned from here. someday.
>>153015877For real, when did this whole "incest proclivity with Latin America" become a thing? Isn't that usually a Muslim/Middle East thing?
>>153015005incest is bad, that's how Boco came to be
oh for chrissakesthe doubletake is because a friend asked if anyone she lived with is attractive and singleLisa realizes Bart has had several girlfriends by this point, so perhaps he qualifies. Then she realizes that, by endorsing him, she'd be calling her brother attractive, so she quickly pulls backthat's about as far from a 'haha, incest!' as you can get
>>153014711fucking incest freaks, i swear
>>153015958Muslims are more likely to actually do incest marriage. While Latin Americans more just like fanfiction about incest.
>>153014711>Well, Bart's kind of...ew, no.
>>153015877Maybe if they get mad enough about Toby Fox they will implode in on themselves.>>153016393I took it more as her considering maybe he does have his cute moments when he's not being a jerk (not at all the tone OP is obsessed with) before having a moment of clarity and doing the siblings would never compliment each other shtick.
>>153019069Nobody cares about this, only the /v/ faggots care.>>153015877Rent free
>>153015005There was also "Old Yeller Belly", where Bart is one of several shown to think his sister's butt is big.
>>153014711>you don't get it, Lisa is so smart she can pass for a college studentshit ass plot and episode, the asian girl was cute though.
>>153019141People are so retarded about ass now that they don't remember that used to be an actual insult.
>>153019221Lisa's always been well-known for her large attractive butt, so Bart probably has the hots for it.
>>153016393That hypothesis doesn't work.Lisa is giving her gut reaction to considering Bart attractive, implying she does, then realises the implications and forces herself to snap out of it.You're suggesting that Lisa's gut reaction was to consider Bart as a potential bachelor and consider all his previous girlfriends from previous episodes. Simpsons doesn't do jokes that require autistic lore knowledge to understand, and you can't imply Lisa was thinking about all that as her reflexive response.In context, Lisa is immersed playing the role of a college girl to fit in with college students. College students have lots of sex. I personally think it's degenerate, but you could put a positive liberal spin on it, and call it free love, you know, hippie shit. The point is, all that matter is getting cute boys to fuck, they're not considering how many girlfriends a boy has had in the past, and using that to judge how attractive they are. Especially not when it's framed as a quickfire question.
>>153015005Glad to see that some of the points I made 5 years ago when I was obsessed with Bart X Lisa are still floating around on this board to this day
>>153015005Imagine an episode where Bart creampies in Lisa's butthole.
>>153014863>stealth
>>153019916I hate aged up stuff, dunno why women always do that
>>153014711Siblings and cousins that don't get along most of the time but are really close when they do is fucking hot.
>>153019963Nice kiss, Lisa.Now turn around, bend over and lift the back of your skirt up to him.
>>153019926Does it count if it's simultaneously aged down?
>>153019508>when I was obsessed with Bart X LisaGet some fucking mental help
>>153019963
>>153020133past tense
>>153020629die
>>153014863>stealthHow blatant can it get? Also Lisa is an annoying cunt, Bart Belongs to Marge.
>>153014711https://youtu.be/kvo2a1Uq50E?si=nHqcoGZXkAjjc4P4
>>153020777premise of this is dum anyway>Marge not going "tf Bart. why are you naked? you're not 5 anymore, you're too old for this shit."
>>153015958>when did this whole "incest proclivity with Latin America" become a thing?When, in the mists of time, the first Tio began molesting his 12-year-old niece
>>153020810A guy can't be naked in his own room?
>>153019916Wait, is this from that artist that did that shitty Bart x Chris Griffin therapy comic? Something about the doughiness of the characters is eerily familiar.
>>153020810>He doesn't sleep nakedYou're not gonna make it.The nanomachines in your underwear microwave your balls as you sleep.
>>153020858Its by Tbrainrot.
>>153020899nta but i sleep in underwear. not fully naked though because nobody want to get ball and ass sweat in their bedsheets and have to constantly wash them.
>>153020810I sleep naked and walk around the house nude and i don't care and neither does my wife or daughter. And yes, my daughter is allowed to walk around the house nude in the summer if she is too hot (my wife doesnt as she is an autistic prude i guess.)
>>153020934i think is different for women because vags need air circulation for proper health
>>153020939well hope you're a good dad to your wife's daughter anyway
>>153014711
>>153020951in the Middle Ages I think they wore a slip under their clothes modern underwear didn't exist yet
>>153014711Her shoulder line makes it look like she has an impressive rack in the thumbnail.
>>153019262Fucking Chinese, first their AI feeds my Supergirl torture kink, now this
>>153014711This was a Lauren MacMullan episode and she always had a weird lesbian crush on Lisa. Her episodes always had nice animation though and she put in more than the usual effort that most of the animators did.
>>153019262Bart probably busted his first nut to it.
>>153020810She's used to it.
>>153019262
>>153015005Most of these are not incestuous in any way.
lazy simpsons quote thread.
>>153020981lol
>>153020934people also tend to sweat more during sleep as the body temperature becomes a bit uncontrolled
>>153020845My mom would not have approved of that, she was very Victorian and really belonged in another century.
>>153015958Timmy got owned by a latino on twitter dot com and desperately used the first opportunity he came through to get back at them
>>153022847Ah, so a real freak in the sheets, eh?
>>153024286>Ah, so a real freak in the sheets, eh?nta but this is the most boomer thing i've ever read. i can't imagine anyone born after 1963 using this phrase.
>>153021140I want this to be canon so bad
ITT: Single childrennobody with an IRL sister ever wanted to fuck her
>>153025296no non-Mexican person anyway
>>153025296I did and I'm europeanAlthough I grew out of this urge when I was 15 or so
>>153025296I have a friend who had a hot younger sister that had me thinking. I can't imagine sharing a roof with a tight piece of teen ass running around in minimum clothing or even naked and not feel attracted to her.
>>153014711Lol.Sigh.Shut the fuck up.>>153015005Most of these are not incestuous and the imagine spots are just kids imagining things.Clearly you know about inbreeding with your logic.
>>153025438^This.
>>153025296Not my sister, but she was a douchebag anyway.
>>153019916Are there even updates related to this thing?
>>153020426fookin dis AI slop
>>153019262thebiglebowski8yearoldsdude.avi
>>153025296I did (she was adopted)
>>153025296Not true, she was everything I wanted in a girl at one point in her life and I was really tempted to push it. But I didn't and I know it was for the best. But there was this one time I swear she was up for some fooling around and I kinda regret not pushing a bit back to see what what have happened.
>>153020772Eh
>>153026591You're a bad person.
>>153025296I fell in love with my sister. I never said anything and she got married, and now I'm living in hell.
>>153028219Think of it this way, anon: you'll be well-prepared for the afterlife.
>>153025254The Simpsons needs to ruthlessly sexualize all its characters.
>>153028753This.
Simpsons haaaaaaaard
>>153028158>your natural sex drive makes you.. le bad!
>>153029883Simpson's are indeed hard, but this is a good try, keep it up!
>>153029883Now draw her neked
>>153021663She wants the D bro, I mean she's thrusting her coochie at me, she wants it bro!
>>153029883bump 4 moar?
>>153030289thebiglebowski8yearoldsdude.gif
>>153025296>mom remarries when I'm like 10>stepdad has two daughters from a previous marriage, one of which is a skinny 16 year old gothI was hooked. I'd still fuck her if given half a chance.
Step-siblings don't count as "incest", you realize.
>>153029883I kindly beseech you, Smeet, for Bart with Belle.
>>153029883Give her a fat, wobbly ass
>>153015958incest is a species wide problem, but its also the most convenient bat to swing when you want to attack another group. it'll always be a legitimate reason to insult them and won't ever go away
>>153029883smeeeeeetsssmmmmeeeeeeeettttttdraw more of luan and lincoln loud smeeeett
>>153029883She looks like she's extremely disappointed in you for drawing her like that.
The Simpsons has never shied away from incest jokes. They've kept Cletus and Brandine around for that exact reason.
