>>153016403Ah, trips and falls training. I hate how often I have to do this shit.
>>153016403Imagine her needing to learn that ripping galactic braps all the live-long day is frowned upon in human work environments
>>153016403green bitch sex
>>153016559I've developed total apathy towards dumb stuff HR makes us do instead of actual work. Works out to about a day a week of useless meetings, seminars, talking with consultants when we could be working on fluid pump prototypes or doing research. We're an engineering firm but we seem getting more managers, consultants and HR staff every year rather than more engineers, physicists or mathematicians. Pretty sure we've needed a materials expert specializing in tungsten alloys for 2 years now. I just mentally check out and just waiting to have enough to retire.
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>>153016403I rather enjoyed my OHSA training sessions. I loved watching the videos with accident and work place violence simulations. Fun way to get out of 2hrs of work.
>>153016706I generally view it as mandated non-work time that I'm getting paid for, and there's a lot I'd rather not be doing so I don't mind it, it's just the frequency is annoying. But if I'm being completely honest, there are people who fucking need it because holy shit some people are goddamn retarded.>>153016771I went to a week long OSHA course and like 80% of it was the dude telling us wild stories about shit he'd done. Good times.
Honestly kind of impressed they made her do training in the first place. Most companies that employ goblins tend to "conveniently forget" to give their greenskin workers any government mandated training courses, presumably on the grounds that goblins have less to worry about due to their stature. That, or they view goblins more like slaves they occasionally pay than actual employees (since goblins do tend to be paid less than other races for comparable positions) but that's a whole can of worms I don't think anyone wants to get into.
>>153017312What's the de-facto hierarchy for payment at these companies. I'd love to know how much a dwarf makes in comparison to an gnome.
>>153017534>dwarvesAll dwarves know each other. ALL of them. You don't want to fuck over any dwarves, because then all of them will hold a grudge against you. Underpay dwarves? The next time you call for a plumber a dwarf comes and exorbitantly overcharges you.>gnomesSurprisingly absent minded if smart, you can get away with a surprising amount so long as they're enjoying their work.>elvesWill not work for anything less than what they feel they deserves(which is more than everyone else)>orcsUnderpaid out the ass.>halflingsSurprisingly well off, old money.
>>153016403this gob is so sexy-cute. MORE!
Thank God she was rescued from a life of barbarous savagery, Could you imagine her living like THIS?
>>153017610I'd hate to see a high elf and a drow get into a bidding war between each other. I know that paid an orc and dwarf at a similar rate and he's still finding blood in obscure places.
>>153017945I know a guy.
>>153016403post furry goblins
>>153017954>
>>153017838I want to take her home
>>153018340That's the thing they don't tell you, the goblins in the magic forest are free. You can just take them home with you.
>>153018171
>>153018691i mean with less inflation?
>>153018724No, stupid.
Elfoid appears.
Joblins huh.
>>153016403There a faggots out there who want to see human women raped by goblins instead of seeing goblin women raped by human men. Sickening.
>>153016403>Goblins
>>153018977>rapedNah, I want it to be willing.
It still surprises me that no one has done anything with "modernized fantasy setting" in mainstream media.
>>153019372Ugly Americans was sort of that.
>>153018764NO! YOU ARE STUPID
>>153016403fat
>>153019372Once my book is done and hits the mainstream
>>153019372Bright
>>153016706One the one hand, I completely understand how frustrating the sprawling admin shit gets. On the other, I know from first hand experience that no matter how hazardous the work environment, we have a tendency to let ourselves relax around dangerous shit if someone isn't constantly reminding us or else something horrible happens.
>>153018512I'm going to be the pooh-pooh voice of reason and ask: why would you WANT to take one home?Like I get it, goblin women have the most impressive bust size to height ratio imaginable and sex with them is amazing, but beyond that? Get a goblin comfortable in your home and you have to deal with her bratty, greedy behavior - it's just how they are, you give them comfort in excess and they start acting like they're princesses.
>>153020744That's why you domesticated them a house servants
>>153019023I dunno, I can see some potential in the idea of goblins living in a human-dominated society that has stereotyped the idea of goblin women as being cockthirsty sluts and innocent goblins being taken advantage of and forced.
>>153018766Who are her co-workers anyway?
>>153017610>All dwarves know each other.That's just blatant anti-dwarfitism, kud.
>>153020860There needs to be more of this.
>>153020584Rude.
>>153020584Fag
>>153020744Constant, mind breaking sex.
>>153019023>>153020860My udea is a whole harem of goblins taking a human nale to be their breeding stud, only to ha e the tables turned on them and they get turned into masochistisc cock hungry breeding meat for the human.
>>153019372"Modernized fantasy setting" isn't a story in itself. Which is why a lot of the fantasy books set in modern times go for things like the "hidden world of magic" shtick.
>>153019023>Power Stone 2Oh, I'd do my best, her kind deserves to keep existing.
>>153021699Same, the genes that appreciate Power Stone 2 must be continued.
>>153021692It tends to just make fantasy less interesting>Ooh what if an Orc had to get a job, and work in an office?
>>153019023oh wow, i am suddenly a world class powerstone 2 player!
Green buttcheeks.
Goblins are not fat, stop drawing them like that.
Wegh
>>153023149
>>153023135Dunno, that one has some nice fat on her.
>>153023249Fat goblin pussy.
>>153023135Have you never seen a domesticated goblin? It's like the first rule of goblinfucking - if you like your goblins to be sticks, don't let them access your pantry. They're hard-wired to be survivalists, meaning if you give them an abundance of food they're going to eat it, no matter what.
>>153023283Skill issue, I'm keeping my goblin trim and fit.
>>153023328Where's the version with a cock?
>>153023283Goblins getting access to internet simps was a huge mistake. Now they're all fat.
>>153023338The cock is there, just hidden.
>>153023352Nah. PersonalAmi would have it half-erect poking out in the futa version (or 'futa' since Western artists don't put vaginas any more).
>>153023382His futa version has it soft but exposed. Also hey don't need a vagina, since futa/dickgirl/shemale is all the same shit.
>>153023394>since futa/dickgirl/shemale is all the same shit.I fucking hate knuckle-dragging retards like you who don't understand the meaning of words and are fucking up the tags on every single site including sadpanda. Futa have both. stop being retarded on purpose and use shemale and save the rest of us from your faggotry.
>>153023351At least most of them have pretty good fat distribution, so you do get fat asses and tits out of the deal. The guys who deliberately overfeed their goblins are fucking degenerates, though - the last thing anyone wants is a shapeless blob of green flesh just uselessly laying in bed demanding TV and snacks.
>>153023420Nah if it looks like a girl and has a dick I can call it a futa. Stay mad weeb, also you'll never be japanese.
>>153023431Always sad to see it but my addiction to fat goblin titties is too strong.
>>153022953Why are they always so big?I'm not complaining, though.
>>153023482You are disgusting and I hope you lose your feet to diabetes.
>>153023528Goblins deposit fat in the butt first, then after a sort of critical mass has been reached, it moves to the tits.
Behold, the perfect goblin proportions.
>>153016403Shortstacks unite!
>>153023821
Mass must be crazy at that church.
>Domesticating goblin into human lifeBroke>Going native with your goblin wifeWoke
>>153023135>Dem earsHRRNNNNNGGG!
>>153024304>Going native with your goblin wifeEhhhhh...do you really want to do that, though? A big part of domestication is not having to deal with ugly fucking retarded goblin males being all up in your business. Like I get the appeal of a nice rustic life in the wild, but imagine having to constantly push away a gaggle of tiny ugly bastards who make it very clear they want to fuck your wife. It gets old, you know?
>>153024504They're a fraction of my size, I would love a life where I can kick the shit out of helpless midgets whenever I want.
>>153024366Large ears are important.
For me? It's Tani.
>>153024676Fat and disgusting, I hate it.
>>153024617I'm fucking her fat boobies and thighs.
>>153024708Rude and wrong and you're gay.
>>153023555Perfectly huge green rumps, always love them. What's their critical mass look like?
>>153025380You don't wanna know.
>>153025442I've seen gore threads that offend me less than this.
I'm working on a 3d model of a little goblin chick. I don't really have anywhere to show this off, so I'm showing it off here.The little arm and leg holders are a place holder, so they don't look too good.
>>153025503I meant "the arm and leg warmers are a place holder", I can't type.
>>153025442I want to know, believe me. I assume it's bigger than that?
>>153025503Looks fine. Pretty generic but nothing wrong with it.
anyone got any good goblin comic recommendations?
>>153025563Generic is all I can do now :( but I think it simply existing as an NPR shaded 3d character is still cool enough. We'll work on making her more unique later.In fact, maybe that's a smart idea. Start with a basic character and make unique characters off of that.
>>1530167061. Use this time as a break. Rehydrate and think about your tasks for the day2. Pay attention anyway. Yutz' get their feet crushed by falling filing cabinets and the like all the time.
>>153023249u uu u
>>153023867gloryhole height, niice
>>153025853>>153025831>>153023877>>153023482I have to jerk off to goblins now
>>153025853Disgusting.
>>153016403I like them ugly
>>153025926Shut up fatty fat thighs. Yea you fat thigh'd bitch.
>>153025442>>153023555>goblin critical massough
Perfect wife.
>>153026009Big preg.
>>153026015Is that a commission of another guy's goblin oc?
>>153026009>Finally! This "Rancid Wind" spell should help us clear a whole horde of enemies!
I need a goblin gf to fill with cum until they swell up and blow
>>153026302Nah, fuck, call the whole thing off. I didn't even like National Treasure the first time, I'm not watching it every God damn day for 5 fucking years...
Fat assed goblin girls give me life
Fat-titted goblin girls give me life.
>>153021653>t. Black Snape
>>153026172Fuck if I know, I just repost shit I like from e621.
>>153027589Wonder what it's like to toke up with a goblin.
>>153028185Wonderfully chill if they're calm, an absolute nightmare if they start freaking out.
>>153026783>Nightly breast expansionWe have a winner.
>>153027262
>>153029194
>>153025841>>153025847>>153025853Why would a goblin sell bras to a man
>>153029423It's not the bras themselves that are on sale.It's the scent trapped in the fabric.
>not even the revolting gay bear beastiality simulator Baldur's Gate 3 let you fuck a goblin girl Face it goblin fuckers, you will never win.
>>153029194>>153029324sex
>>153030218The world needs to change, not me
>>153026009>>153026211Goblins' guts are incredibly resistant from generations of eating garbage. Makes them very useful for testing experimental potions.
>>153030218
>>153030218I don't think any game lets you fuck any small race. Goblins, gnomes, halflings, always off limits. Cowardice, I say
>>153030938Stuffing goblin girls' guts with exciting chemicals that react to each other in bold ways, and then standing back (at a safe distance) to observe the results
>>153023328yes yes, we legalized gay marriage ages ago, being a fag is legal now so you are safe
>>153023431>the last thing anyone wants is a shapeless blob of green flesh just uselessly laying in bed demanding TV and snacksLow test
>>153031136>if you don't want to fuck this disgusting fat shapeless blob you're gayDon't you have some more health at every size tumblr posts to make?
>>153021816This goblin shrinks people and smother them in her boobs
Ignore goat, cute beach goblin.
>>153028362I find this reaction image pretty ironic given that one of the characters in it is canonically a faggot.
Jesus ChristI need to live between the thighs of one of these fucking gobbos
I will not marry a goblin because they do not deserve respect or love. I will subjugate them and they will serve me.
>>153024504In a few generations it's not going to matter, the genocide of the goblin male via widespread cuckoldry will ensure the disgusting little shits won't be around to get in the way. I don't care what conservationists say, we don't need male goblins in this world, they're stupid and annoying.
>>153031710
>>153031710I'll keep a few males just to fuck and humiliate, it's no homo if I'm doing it to break their spirits.
>>153031710>I don't care what conservationists say, we don't need male goblins in this world, they're stupid and annoying.They're also the only way to produce new females. Keeping at least a few males alive is the only way to ensure our children and our children's children are able to become goblinfuckers too.
Plap goblin until she burst
>>153031096>>153031611>>153032295what are the odds this is some ai mix of a wamu lora?
>>153020584True...
>>153032399
>>153032399>>153032408I hope all the bad things in the world happen to you and nobody else but you.
>>153032399>>153032408Kill yourself.
>>153032446Look at this lil gobWould definitely carry her in a port a gob
>>153032421You wanna hurt me?Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I’m an easy target. Yeah. You’re right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I’m not changing. I like me. My family likes me. My friends like me. ‘Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
>>153023528The mass must go somewhere
>>153032564No, I just hate fatties.
>>153029194>>153029324Source?
I will create a world where all goblins are thin and svelte.
>>153032645Just a student art project.
Fat butts.
Huge tits.
>>153032905rapscallion draws such gorgoeous female bodies, too bad he is so into deviant stuff.
>>153033073I don't mind the deviant stuff, but he's incredibly up his own ass in the most insufferable way possible.
GothlinsY/N?
>>153033123Only if they use me as a toilet.Such is the law of the goth.
>>153033146I don't think that's the law of the goth. I don't think that's the law of anything.
The only big part of a goblin should be the ears.
>>153033321Dude that goblin's thighs are huge what are you talking about.
>>153033328Compared to the shit being posted in this thread they are very normal.
>>153033348One thigh is as big around as her waist, don't pretend you're better than us.
>>153033362You like disgusting fat blobs, we are not the same.
>>153032616If youre not willing to sex all 3, youre a weakling that deserves none
>>153032616Gentlemen, we've devised the solution.
Cute green feet
>>153033123Yes, just not fat.
Not enough joblin posting.
I would like to draw a Goblina, but my proportions are always wrong. Suggestions?
goblins are for breeding
>>153034453Dude this is my girlfriend. White as snow but her great-grandma is blacker than the ace of spades. Her grandma and mom got lighter and lighter.
>>153034302Most goblins don't work.
>>153034766That's a hurtful stereotype.
>>153035573He's not wrong though. Between the number of wild goblins still out there, including male goblins in that statement, and the fact that at least half of goblins that do get domesticated serve in non-paying roles (indentured servitude, sex slave, housewife, etc.), the fact is goblins who work are in the minority. It's not that they can't, just that they don't.
>>153032399>>153032408
>>153033110I sometimes get that from his dialogue. Can you articulate a little on why he is?
How do you translate "goblin" into other languages?
>>153036223Menninkäinen.
>>153036223العفريت
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