Older Daria kinda hot tho. She's got that "older womanly" vibe as an adult and I'm down for it. You know she's likely a freak in the sheets.
>>153022196i only care if she is a yandere butch or a tomboy. as long as she is not a normie i can accept she can act older but if she reaches hag status, nope then
>>153022644Daria? Normal? Nah.
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>>153022717>Like a fuck ton of long ass words.
>>153022196>She's got that "older womanly" vibe as an adultI would hope so
>>153022867I should have said "mature"
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>>153022899This should be illegal.
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>>153022196>You know she's likely a freak in the sheetsYeah, she's completely covered in them.But really, no way older Daria doesn't get disillusioned by how little her wit and rationalism actually matter in the real world and begin a slow slide into chubby shut-in NEETdom.
>>153022956So here's my hot take and something to do if you rewatch the show. Upchuck is the GOAT. His approach is straight out of King of the Hill Boomhaur playboy. Constantly taking his shot on any girl. Does a lil wayne and hits on a lady cop, even if he did get handcuffed. Gives Daria and Jane a ride home. Has Staci from the magic club as his magic assistant. And finale gets Andrea thicc goth to go out with him.
>>153023096I wanna see a couple years later with them 2 and you find out he's a bogged down middle management with a mustache and his voice is deeper. He's married to Andrea who is still very goth but not like totally outwardly about it, and they gave their 2 kids gothic names. Now that he's had the sex, he doesn't care as much but still madly in love with her.
>>153023096Playbook*Fashion* clubBaka!
>>153022196>You know she's likely a freak in the sheets.No she would constantly deny sex in attempt to vy for power.
>>153022196She's a demented pervert.
>>153023096>Does a lil waynekek
>>153024135I would hope so.
>>153022196her male equivalent is malcolm from malcolm in the middle and you cant convince me otherwise
>>153025293Nope, makes perfect sense
>>153025293Detail me, I'm curious
>>153025332>>153025293But their personality types are totally different, not to mention lifestyle and family structure.I could go into detail but just on the surface:>Malcolm: Gifted kid who would thought his high IQ would open doors for him but found many aspects worse than before and always seeking validation even if it means leaning into his family's dysfunction to find it>Daria: Above average IQ but willing to put in the hard work and effort to push herself further, Dry sardonic expressions to hide her insecurities but fairly comfortable with her place in life. yearns for a more sophisticated lot in lifeThe only quality I'd say they share is they both tend to think of themselves as better than others around them due to the IQ difference.
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>>153022196I feel that she would be a failed and bitter writer
can someone draw Brittany Taylor in her bikini with a crab on her butt
Reminder that Old Jane would score with Old Beavis and Butt-Head out of experience to learn how these 2 survived for this long.Because she is the turbo stacyslut
>>153025264She's been the first of many a boy...
>>153027463Or a teacher
>>153027437Cute crack
>>153027839I've always found it ironic that out of all of the popular kids Brittany at least was nice and didn't judge you for not being popular too much
>>153031883>and didn't judge you for not being popular too muchshe definitely did, she was just not as openly nasty about itshe treated her friendship with daria as a bit of a favor to her, like she was so nice for stooping down to darias levelits a step up from someone like sandi, who doesnt even pretend to be nice to the unpopular, but brittany wasnt exactly tactful
