Will it make $2Bil?
I mean, people can just lie and say it did just like with the 1st
>>153025960I want to say no, but the fact that first one made as much as it did while being a pile of shit, causes me to 2nd guess
>>153025960Not sure, at least 8M
>>153026537That's basically every, every animated movie. Fucking surprising how much the mario movie sucked
>>1530259601.4-1.5B. Second or third highest grossing movie of the year.
Not a chance in hell, it'll hit 1bil I guess but pre-sales at the theater near me are honestly abysmal
>>153026634Idk lil bro, the presales are mighty strong.
>>153025960It will probably get close, but $2B is truly an obscene amount of money. Fewer than 10 movies have ever cleared it, and I think a couple of them did something fudgey to boost their numbers. It will clear a billion easily, probably clear $1.5 billion, but I think it will stop by around $1.8 billion.
>>153025960Two billion is harder to get in this economy than in the past. Even Avatar 3 couldn’t make 2 billion.
>>153026557Heh! You are very funny! Nice Try
>>153026557Didn't that new Pixar movie of the girl becoming a raccoon flop? Lightyear as well is a massive bomb.
>>153027071I think WOM also affected Avatar 3.
>>153027071Zootopia 2 almost made 2 billion
The first movie genuinely felt like I was on an amusement park ride. But not a roller coaster. It was a slow dark ride, where you ogled at things and went "ooh," and "ahh." "Is dat Donkey Kong? Wowee!" "Oooh, dat's Mario Kart! Whooooaa. Huh huh huh."
>>153027115With what? It sucked, you don't understand how much I disliked it. >>153027187Yes, Disney and Pixar are sentenced to make Zootopia and Inside Out movies for always.
>>153027710Sadly that seems to be all audiences want nowadays
>>153025960Who gives a fuck?
>>1530259601.75 Billion.
>>153025960I don't see why not. Almost nothing popular in the realm of watchable content has anything to do with quality.
>>153025960It's a freakin MARIO Movie Of COURSE it'll make bank
>>153028040TOO many people..
>>153025960yeah probably
This shit is MCU levels of brand faggotry and you're no different from Disney adults if you defend it.
>>153027653creepy AF
>>153025960 Yeah, probably, bare minimum it hits a billion.
>>153027735Pixar don't make zootopia.
I want this and future RE remake games to fail.
>>153025960I'd be surprised if it didn't. Though the film will still be like the last one and leave no impact on the general public with its wafer-thin plot and lack of character depth.
>>153025960I'm rooting for this obscure underdog to at least make back its budget...
>>153030171BARE MINIMUM???
WA-HOO!
>>153027187Hoppers made twice it's budget, so while not a breakout success, not a flop either.
>>153030193Indeed, that's why I included Disney
>>153032556>fucking Starfox makes it in but not Daisy
>>153025960thats a lotta moneys
>>153033602Still not enough to satiate Comcast's greed. We need MORE!!
>>153025960>Will it make $2Bil? lol why wouldn't it?
First reviews are coming in.50%.
>>153035649Sound bout right, but then again, animated films aren't exactly high-brow art. Still will make a buttload tho
>>153035741So far its a wafer thin plot packed to the rafters with references to Nintendo.So...like the first one basically.
>>153035649OOF
It's getting kinda bad reviews so far
This one is my fave so far.>It’s a supremely vacuous anti-movie that climaxes with a sequence featuring full-screen Nintendo gameplay, as if to remind us of the levels of rancid commercial whoredom we’ve reached. The film is torturous to sit through and, for me, provoked periods of actual physical discomfort. I had to stab myself repeatedly in the hand with a pen to distract from the howling distress. It’s that bad, and that offensive. It was Hitchcock who said, “Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.” I don’t think he meant it like this. >0/5
>>153025960Trash!43% on rotten tomatoes
>>153035794Boomer critics have no attachment with Galaxy/Odyssey. It’s to be expected, not that it was going to get stellar reviews anyways.
>>153035773>So...like the first one basicallyYeah but will be fun for the kids. So I'm sure its pretty harmless overall
>>153035900Seems like it. It'll make a billion easy.
>>153035834>watch Bing Bing Wahoo movie>there’s Bing Bing Wahoo>want to kill yourself for some reason
>>153025960Tried to watch today because thought there were noon showings but actually they're midnight because it starts tomorrow
>>153035920Betcha five bucks he's one of those artsy-fartsy types who shun anything shorter than three hours and only likes Oscar bait.
>>153035931They really wanted that April 1 release date, huh
>>153035900>>153035773You can say the first one had all the same problems but reviews were still better than this.I have some small hope that bad word of mouth can end this suffering
>>153035964They wanted the Easter holiday. The date is irrelevant.
>>153036025Anon, this is gonna print money. Smash Bros movie is inevitable.
>>153036025>I have some small hope that bad word of mouth can end this sufferingWhy? It wasn't designed to be citizen Kane. Just a goofy little kids film.
>>153036025Again, the original movie was generically “Mario” whereas this is filtering the boomers by pulling from more current titles. Same issues, but they can’t relate to the these games so it’s arbitrarily worse. also no “relatable” subplot about Mario being a failure to his dad
>>153036104Mario still gets relateably put upon throughout this movie, lots of characters demean him in multiple scees just as we've come to know and love.
Just came from /v/, do they just hate Nintendo or something over there?
>>153036295Thats a loaded question, Anon.
>>153035834>It was Hitchcock who said, “Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.” I don’t think he meant it like this.true art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed.so it looks like this is the greatest piece of art to ever grace the theater ever.
>>153036295nintendo hate has gone nuclear in recent times even though nothing has really changed.
>>153036379Its because Sony and Microsoft have been shooting themselves in the foot so hard.
>>153036295modern nintendo is that hateful, yes
>>153036295/v/ intrinsically hates whatever the thread topic is about without exception because that's the board culture. The only exceptions are specialized threads for specific series like their "Zelda girls threads" and Lord of the Rings.
>>153036295Latest nintendo console added extra button to controllers that you have to pay for to unlock.
>>153036295/v/ hates everything and is full of retards. Don't go there, it will just make you miserable. And retarded.
>>153036463Hey!........We're not retarded.
>>153035877>attachmentThat's not necessary anon>>153035834I would give a 0/5 to the first movie, but if I had to give a review then I wouldn't write it like if I was trying to impress my English teacher. Midwit, I hate these critics so much
>>153036379>even though nothing has really changed.They've done a lot of retarded choices lately, a lot. And some nintendofags are assholes>>153036403Also this, they're even worse. The other consolefags are angry that their companies are a disaster
>After his introduction mid-way through the movie, Fox plays a surprisingly central role in Mario's plan to defeat Bowser Jr., acting as a heroic Han Solo-like pilot for the film's band of heroes, including Luigi, Peach, Toad, and YoshiGuess more than just a cameo
>>153036295they always have, and despite that, they used to pretend the place was "NintendoGAF", but they don't even do that anymore
>>153036564I hope there are good shots of his ass throughout the film
>>153036564Honestly that is the most interesting part of the movie for me. Bringing a classic character who’s been out of the game for so long to play a key role in a billion dollar movie is an epic move from Nintendo’s part.
>>153036533not any more than usuali know nostalgia makes everything rose tinted but people forget how bad nintendo was during the wii u era.they were a lot more aggressive with takedowns of fan content>>153036564makes sense hes a bit more than a cameo but ill be surprised if his role is that big
I don't mean to come off a tendie but are we really caring about the rating from a site that gave Kung Pow 13%
imagine giving a shit what fart-sniffing film critics think. what a silly profession.
>>153035741>animated films aren't exactly high-brow artthey could be, and maybe they should be, but the minions people have never made anything good>>153036295to be fair that board is full of console wars bullshit, they also hate xbox, playstation and videogames in general
>>153036683yeah if it's not exclusively on PC like "Onirism" or (practically) TF2 they'll flame it to hell and back
>>153036655The hypocrisy is that people would be okay with RT if the score was positive instead of negative. If its the result Mario fans want, then the critics are right. If it’s not, suddenly the critics "don’t get it".
>At one point, Mario asks how Fox got separated from his usual crew — Falco Lombardi, Peppy Hare, and Slippy Toad — to which Fox replies that he travelled through a wormhole from another universe. At the end of the movie, Fox references an ability to head back home, suggesting that travel between universes isn't actually that big of a dealStar Fox spinoff animated media tease?
>>153036655Kung Pow was legitimately a case of the critics being bafflingly retarded. If you read the reviews a lot of them thought it was a serious action movie and didn't even register all of the jokes that were happening somehow.
what's the post credits scene?
>>153036807So basically they’re gonna be using Mass Effect relays to connect Nintendo stuff
>>153036820>Kung Pow was legitimately a case of the critics being bafflingly retarded.that's an ongoing case for most movie critics now anon
>>153025960EZ
>>153036807Sounds fun!
>>153035834>i had to stab myself to make it through the silly plumber movieI think this guy has other problems than a bad movie.
>>153035834>imagine going to a kid's film and expecting anything real deep. What did he expect? Mario having a panic attack and question his beliefs in a therapy session?
>>153036646His role is that big because Universal and Nintendo want to make big money from him and he will.
>>1530368603 COLORS ENDINGhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=dVz-2VuAYlY
Here's what I know from all the spoilers so far, feel free to add to itRosalina is kidnapped by Bowser Jr. in the opening scene and stays kidnapped most of the movie. Odd as Rosalina is literally the only Princess to have never been kidnapped in the games.Rosalina is Peach's long-lost older sister.Fox shows up at the mid-way point and is actually pretty significant towards the plot, apparently he has more lines than Rosalina herselfFox notes he came from another universe and treats intra-universal travel as not being a big deal, he goes back to his universe in the mid-credits scene (cue Smash speculations)Bowser turns into Dry Bowser in the climaxPikmin also appear.Daisy appears in the final post-credits scene
I think I'm gonna go watch it tomorrow just to spite you people, and also because I have a gift card and nothing else to do on a Wednesday.
>>153039153This really is just Scoob again. >that second spoilerNintendo would approve of that? That seems kind of Mario lore breaking, but then again so is Starfox.
>>153039153Sounds pretty solid, why is it getting major hate?
>>153039153Fox McCloud getting more lines than Rosalina in a SUPER MARIO GALAXY movie is all kinds of wrong
>>153039284Multiverses and crossovers are getting really stale. Not every franchise needs them and it has become a crutch to hide boring writing.
>>153036295They hate video games in general
>>153039284fortnite slop novelty wore off years ago and now even normies realize it's just mashing IPs together as a substitute for actual filmmaking
>>153039153Luigi takes Bowser's Jr's brush and makes Mr. Game & Watch, who comes to life and beats up Bowser Jr. using his Smash movesetIn the mid-credits scene Toad says "Do a barrel roll!"
>>153039153>Rosalina is literally the only Princess to have never been kidnapped in the gamesShe was eaten and imprisoned in some eldritch horror in the second Rabbids crossover.
>>153039153>All the Rosalina x Peach porn is now canon incest KEKAROO
>>153025960Even this POSTER feels bloated...
>>153025960Yes and no, the reviews are irrelevant if the kids dont do it the white fatsos will
>>153039153I guess it's true that Rosalina and Yoshi are hardly in the movie.Honestly, I'll just dodge the bullet not watching the movie.
>>153027524Thanks to China
>>153039153>Fox notes he came from another universe and treats intra-universal travel as not being a big deal, he goes back to his universe in the mid-credits scene (cue Smash speculations)I don't really get why he needs to be from a completely different universe. Isn't the movie already set in space with a bunch of weird planets inhabited by a bunch of weird, random creatures? Why wouldn't Fox just be yet another inhabitant among the rest in this seemingly patchwork system? You can't even say it was for the sole purpose of separating him from the rest of his crew, because the act of intra-universal travel apparently isn't treated as anything special either. Just an odd, needless detail that I guess only exists to set up future Nintendo movies.
>>153027524Zootopia 2 is a good movie unlike Mario slop.
>>153043235Considering I've seen both, they're both kinda mid
>>153041013Bruh...why can't they fucking take cues from the RPGs? Ugh....
>>153039250>anon admits to having no social life
>>153037780>What did he expectA movie, not a commercial
Post-credit scene character looks like ass in that Illumination way. Dr. Seuss face and they couldn't even give her a tan?
>>153035834Is that a parody of a review for DOOM?
1 billion sure. 2 would mean China really really REALLY loves it, but I doubt it.
>>153026557>"Will it make $2Bil?">"That's basically every, every animated movie"That's literally only ONE movie that made $2bil+. And the movie wasn't even Western it was from China. Pic-related.
>>153044648gross revenues are boring I wish they could calculate the actual profits. chink and euro money is especially worthless with all the taxes
>>153044702Not to mention adjusting for inflation. Reminder Snow White is still the highest-grossing film of all time.>Adjusted for inflation, it is one of the top-ten performers at the North American box office and is still the highest-grossing animated film with an adjusted gross of $2,297,000,000.
>>153025960I don't think it will make much above 1b period.First movie had novelty in its favor, but the series is already gearing towards Avatar's trend of grossing less each release, I can just see it.
>>153043235>[IP slop] is WAAAY better than [other IP slop]Console wars outside gaming discourse is metroid prime 4 BEYOND level cringe.
>>153046136so not at all? because that game wasn't as bad as people were making it out to be
