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Bakugoooo~
>>153026593aster, SONIC
>>153026593No one cares, Sonic GAPES and RAPES Mario and his ENTIRE verse.
>>153026630cope
>>153026630GOLD!>>153026636Mold...
>>153026640samefags
/bant/ status: DODGED
程なく。
>>153026616...is going to fucking die and it'll be so fucking funny we'll be laughing about it for months.
Whew, I love being a strong and stationary part of nature that nothing could destroy!
>>153026636arrest>>153026640Gold>>153026647all mold
>>153026674samefags again
GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! SonicGOD here! I've just come here to let you know that SONIC (Yes, THE Sonic the Hedgehog) RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODnic really is that canonically powerful that he can SOLO FICTION!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a wet, soggy chilli dog! Keep coping, anti-sonicjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once Goku VS Sonic releases and the winner is (Obviously) SONIC the GODHOG!!!!Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Sonic up against since he'd SOLO them anyway!>FeatherineRAPED and GAPED>One Above AllRAPED and GAPED>whoever the fuck is DCs strongest i dont care to rememberRAPED and GAPED>JirenRAPED and GAPED>MarioRAPED and GAPED>Deku and the entirety of MHARAPED and GAPED>Scarlet KingRAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE VERSE!!!This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!Holy Chillidogs! See? CHADnic just wins! All day every day!!!
We don't accept foids here btw
>>153026681didnt read + trying too hard
>>153026685How much do moids outscale them?
>>153026666
>>153026685especially when they reek of obesity
>>153026685I do.
I'm gonna kill toby fox myself
>rapes your whole verse
>>153026696>bakunigger is brown makes sense
If Bakugo wins, he will move on to the other explosioners. Klee, Megumin, Ashley, Rita Mordio. Their tightness are at risk here.
>>153026702John Egbert victim
>>153026702rasenshuriken clears
I'M SORRY FOR THE FRAUDULENT WIN! I PAID THEM OFF TO SAY I WAS STRONGER WHEN I KNOW IT'S ALL A LIE! THE GUILT! THE GUILT IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO BEAR!
>>153026702Can’t even rape his own verse
>>153026647>>153026679all me again
>>153026725He should fight Mr 5 or Rexsplode
>>153026681you sonicfags try too hard
GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! SonicKEK here! I've just come here to let you know that SONIC (Yes, THE Sonic the Hedgehog) gets RAPED and GAPED by your favourite verse! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! KEKnic really is that canonically WEAK that he gets soloed by ALL OF FICTION!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a wet, soggy chilli dog! Keep coping, sonicjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once Goku VS Sonic releases and the winner is (Obviously) GODku the HEAVENLY!!!!Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Sonic up against since he'd get RAPED AND GAPED by them anyway!>FeatherineRAPED and GAPED>One Above AllRAPED and GAPED>whoever the fuck is DCs strongest i dont care to rememberRAPED and GAPED>JirenRAPED and GAPED>MarioRAPED and GAPED>Deku and the entirety of MHARAPED and GAPED>Scarlet KingRAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH MY ENTIRE VERSE!!!This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!Holy Chillidogs! See? KEKnic always loses! All day every day!!!
>>153026627>>153026630>>153026681Mind posting these in /bant/?
>>153026737We know, Sonic is 0-3
>>153026712No we're white! I'll just post my hand. See! White!
>>153026753BASED AND FACTUAL
>>153026702shut up bitch>nullifies your hax and mindrapes you
>>153026753k, b, c
>>153026753GOLD>>153026681MOLD
>>153026776SO FUCKING TRUE
>>153026753>>153026776DBSpic parroting...>>153026681GODNIC OC PASTA
Bakubrowns we know our king belongs to his loving husband deku and they regularly rub their chodes together
FTL academia.
>>153026810SHITnic tears...
>>153026737Broly...
>>153026824deku cant even react to a teenage girl with a knife
>>153026812Sorry deku, but you're husband is getting RAPED by reze!
>>153026843Can you?
Sonic has sunk so low it now has to collab with>The Smurfs>Carebears and now Bluey. >PLEASE CARE BEARS, PLEASE THE SMURFS SAVE MY DYING FRANCHISE!!! PLEASEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prove you're not a foid by showing your dick and balls
Toga is nearing lightspeed
>>153026768Gets rocked and stoned by Knack, btw.
>>153026900you'd like that wouldnt you
>>153026859Yes
>>153026681TRVEST OF NVKES!!!
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>153026737Mario...
Grrrrr. Little Brat. Stay. Down. There. TAKE. IT. TAKE. THIS. SHIT. DEEP.
>>153026627True.
.
>>153027037Is it weird if I kindaaaaaa get turned on by this?
>>153027064No, that's completely normal Sonic.
A RAPIST WHO CAN'T CONTROLHISWIENEEEEEEEEEEEEERI KEEP RAPING AND GAPING FICTIONNNNBRINGING ALL VERSES TO HEELA RAPIST WHO CAN'T CONTROL HIS WIENERI'LL MAKE YOU SISSY SPURT WITH, MY, WILL
>>153026630Also true.
/bant/ RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his fanbase btw
>>153026949can i see?
YOU'LL MAKE 'EM WATCH WHILE YOU GO DOWN IN FLAMESSELF INFLICTED PRETTY LITTLE MARTYRIF FORCING EMPATHYIS AS CLEVER AS YOU CAN BEWE'LL GLADLY WATCH WHILE YOU GO DOWN IN FLAMES
>>153027136No, I didn't record it.
>>153026681TRVVVVTH NVVVKE!!!
>>153027197Unrestrained Doppo would kill most street tiers
Reminder that Metal Sonic RAPES and GAPES MHA, JJK, and CSM.
YES YES YES YESKEEPING RAPING ME YIIIISSSSSS ARRGGGGHHHHHHHHH *spreads bootycheeks wider*I NEED MORE MOUNTAINS TO CLIMB
>>>/bant/24169354>no sign of samenic in the /bant/ thread
>>153027251Deku...
>>153027208Deku just raped your asshole at FTL, but he was too fast to see
>>153027064That's normal for you, Mario.
>>153027266My asshole destroyed his cock instantaneously when he attempted it.
You know what’s better than sex?
>>153027288Woah man that's really gay, you should have just called me gay and talked about how knives and bullets. I didn't know you were gapemaxxing
>>153027246This is true. He also RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse btw
>>153027246>>153027321TRVTH NVKE!!!!!
>>153027317My asshole tanked multiple omniversal threats.
>>153027347It even tanked R>F threats like your uncle's cock
>>153027365I wasn't molested by my family unlike you anon
>>153027347Kratos....
>>153027389It's okay you tanked it, but your battle scars show.>*deku reaches and seals your butthole shut*>*Deku uses Fajin + gearshift to create a new asshole for you*There you go
Would infinite vs juggernaut be a good matchup? Two jobbers imbued with powers through magic gems.
>>153027411Juggernaught RAPES and GAPES Infinite and his entire verse.
>>153026737Gojo...
Do you guys think you could take your conversation to /y/? It seems to fit the conversation better.
>>153027411Juggernaut actually wins sometimes so no
Attack Potency: Outerverse levelDestructive Capacity: Wall level+
>>153027426We talk about this stuff in joinsville, don't be a bigot >*deku rapes this poster at MFTL*
Post your hero tanking and resisting gender dysphoria.
I have two words for you.SATORU.GOJO.
need a 2d mario vs 3d mario
>>153027460New Order: Destroy all cursed energy
>>153027460LOST.
>>153027467He gave Makima backshots. That is called winning.
I know how to awaken interest in the upcoming death battle:>Gojo was calced at city level in his episode >DB said that Reze can destroy Cities (plural)>So if DB gives Reze a bigger number than Gojo this would retroactively buff Makima and flip the result (I guess)The it is! Now seethe about it so we can finally talk about the MU!
>h-he won against some irrelevant jobberCute.
>>153027496Death Battle scaling doesn't carryover in between videos. That's why their Marvel and their Dragonball scaling is so inconsistent and always different from video to video. They use a different criteria in which feats count, how stats are calculated, every DB episode is just its own thing, disconnected from the others. There is not a single Chainsawman fan who would genuinely say Reze can destroy a city, even me who cosplayed Reze in a con.
>>153027496*starts sucking your hairy cock*YUM YUM YUMMITY YUM! THIS IE EVEN BETTER THAN KNUCKLES AND ROBOTNIK
>>153027526Every MHA pro hero...
>CSMfag having a meltdown and projecting his homosexual fantasies>GODckles and CHADnic out of literal NO WHEREGODnic SCHOLARS don't even have to be relevant to the conversation to MINDBREAK people.
>>153027462need a 3d mario battle royale desu
>>153027347>>153027365>>153027389>>153027455>>153027526>>153027251
Sonic RAPES and GAPES Makima and Gojo and their entire verses
>>153027521Death Battle's issue is they are opaque in their process.If I remember correctly, the process as far as we know is that two teams of researchers are silo'd off and then they debate in front of Chad and Ben.So this is probably why a lot of arguments feel like they lack a through line and why the numbers only ever see to go up.
>>153027347can't surpass nikocado's onepity
>>153027546Rape apologist.
>>153027546>>153027598TRVTH? NVKE!
>>153026681Warrior Z debunked this.
oh god i feel an urge coming on
>>153027623Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>153027646cope
>>153027521>There is not a single Chainsawman fan who would genuinely say Reze can destroy a city, even me who cosplayed Reze in a con.When will you guys learn?Who the fuck cares about what the fans think? Who the fuck cares about what the author thinks? All that matters is that the character I like is stronger than the characters I don't like!>"B-b-buy it doesn't make sense in the heckin' story!"WHO CARES? It doesn't make sense for these characters to fight in the first place, Powerscaling is all about beating the opposition with your arguments regardless of their veracity, if your opposition can't wank their characters higher you win! That's it, that's what matters!That's why Asura will always be remembered as a Kratos Victim, all that planet busting and his entire legacy is Him being called a monster by Kratos because the DB episode likely has more views than the sales of his game
>Entire thread reeks of foid behaviorBEGONE.We don't like foids
>>153027466she isn't that powerful
>>153027623BIG 'Z NEVER MISSES! ISLAM, THANATOS, KRATOS AND WARRIOR-Z WON! REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!>>153027646KEEP TAKING THE LLLLLLLZZZZZZ AND CRYING ON 'Z'S SHOULDER SON!!!
We love foids here
>>153027598This is also true. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
Notice the critical lack of Sonicfags in the /bant/ /dbg/ thread
>>153027660point out the foid behavior
My chatroom got ruin by you anons raiding it, so I'll leave you with this.
>>153027683They where confirmed jeets when they posted in /bant/ the first time
>>153027683I notice the soniCHADS mindbroke you.
>>153027693super fag trio
Is your hypersonic character faster than the average Garchomp?
>>153027693>loses to One Missed Call.
>>153027684>Entire thread talks about raping and gaping>Reeks of homosexual fantasies that only a foid could achieveWe HATE foids here
>>153027696Rape apologist.
>>153027706attractive foids?
>>153027696You thought Chris-Chan raping his mom was hot, didn't you?
>>153027711Mindbroken rape victim. Cry MOAR.
>>153027701That's some crazy inertia canceling.
SHITnickers in absolute shambles
>mindbreaks everyone here
>>153027717Any kind of foids. Foids ruined the Beatles, there's precedent that if you allow finds in your group - it ruins the group
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>153027738i like pretty foids tho
>>153027701S-sonic can do this...
>>153027724>troon projectionHere, this is for you >>153027742
>>153027737>>153027727Translation:>praises chris-chan for raping his own mother
>y-you're one of the troons that pushed c-chris to do itChris announced he did it, unprompted, to a woman who was honeypotting him. Troons had nothing to do with it. This is well documented information, and the fact you refuse to look it up, means YOU LIKED THAT HE RAPED HIS MOTHER
>>153027737its so funny how desperate you are for attention
>>153027756I think he does actually do something like this in the first episode of Sonic X.Granted it is against a land vehicle.
>>153027761Fucker.The argument, the ORIGINAL argument, before any falseflag was: "Chris Chan's crimes were horrid, and he should be punished, but the ones who manipulated him should also be punished as well"Stop poisoning the well
>>153027766Umm achsually one of the guys who made him do that is null, who is also the same guy who want to kidnap dying little boy from arthritis to rape
>>153027546KIIIIIIIIIIIIINGniiiiiiiiiic!
>d-da owiginal awgument >w<;;;YOU. SAID. IT. WAS. REDEEMABLE.You said he could be forgiven for DIDDLING UNDERAGED GIRLS AT A 2026 CONVENTION HE WAS FORCEFULLY REMOVED FROM. You said he could be FORGIVEN AND REDEEMED for RAPING HIS DEMENTIA SUFFERING, BED RIDDEN MOTHER
>>153027793REDEEMABLE?
>listtroon spamming chris chan and defending troons and rapists againThis retard faggot needs to 41% immediately.
>fagshit reminiscing about his gay boyfriend again
>>153027738Foids ruined everything...
>>153027559this would be good
>>153027793>Believing in a false flagHuh, easily manipulated.>>153027797Why don't you mention the people that manipulated Chris, huh?
Sonic loses to>the ringu>ju-on>inunaki village>kuchisake-onna>hachishako-sama>hanako-chan>tomie>teketeke
>>153027806you reek of incel
>>153027810>i-i was only fawlse fwagging! gomen na saaaaai >o<;;;;;Translation: >I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED, THEN I DOUBLE DOWNED
>>153027816>all schizo troon shit We're seeing a pattern emerge, here.
>GODcels out of nowhere
>>153027831>japanese horror is 'troon schizo shit'You defended Chris-Chan raping his mom. Lmfao
>>153027810Stick to samefagging, loser.
>>153027831nta but those are youkai and urban legends
https://voca.ro/1aIOUdnWFm0f
>more reheated drama slop
>>153027824>Still believing in a false flagThat's on you, Chris' manipulators are still out there.
>>153027816SHITnic lost to BRAPqueens BRAPhog attack
>>153027693LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRDniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!
>>153027831those are onryo youkais you dumb fuck
>>153027855SAMEspic...
>>153027847I should really just stop coming back here.
>Entire FUCKING thread is dramaFoid behavior
>>153027842...that troons are obsessed over.
>>153027870You just out yourself?
>>153027865Me too. It's just not fun anymore. This place is becoming Post-Daima /dbs/.
>>153027862See >>153027870retard.
>>153027870WHAT "TROONS?" YOU'RE MAKING UP A PROBLEM THAT DOESN'T EXIST, RETARD
>>153027877>y-you're the the real troon...Found the trooncord.
>>153027879whats the difference between pre and post daima dbs
Fucking Foids all of you, you're infecting /dbg/.
>>153027847>>153027865notice how they don't show up to the /bant/ thread
>>153027881Kill yourself troon.
Troons and Foids can both suck on my cock
>>153027737GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!
Ah yes, my favorite transexual media. Japanese revenge spirits that kill everything.
>>153027894MERRY KRAMPUS
>>153027915what if i came while she was attacking me
>>153027894But I HAVE posted in /bant/. I just hate pajeets who defend Chris-Chan for raping his mom.
>>153027901No retard who the FUCK are you talking about? Explain what you mean by >troons obsessing over onryosWhat the HELL are you talking about? Are you on drugs? Are you mentally retarded?
We need a policy AGAINST foids
>>153027927Some weird shit would happen I guess. You'd end up in a phone booth that flooded with semen or something relative to that.
>>153027559>beat Bowser amped by a Grand Star>is the main source of Mario speed wank>better mobility via Red StarsDoes Galaxy Mario neg diff?
>>153027938>>153027930>weebshit alliance has entered the thread
>>153027942Mario is in the OP
Allow me to translate.>w-weebshit is bad>but i think christine-chan raping HER mom is a beautiful form of parental bonding =w=
>>153027951Mario is Italian
Foids don't do powerscaling and arguing over who beats who. They instead argue over who is an alpha and who is an omega.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omegaverse
>>153027958The company that made him is a 130-year-old Japanese toy company
>>153027942Mario, Sonic, One Piece, Bleach, Dragon Ball, JoJo, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Digimon, Nintendo, Sony, Sega, MHA, Monster Hunter, Megaman, Manga, Anime, all made by Japan. What separates THOSE from '''''weebshit''''' besides your bias?
>>153027964i am the alpha and thats why foids want to have sex with me and not you
Foids are ruining these halls
What is with this place and playing favorites when it comes to Japanese media
>>153027972get a life
QVEENS are SAVING these halls. Any FUARKING questions?
>>153027996>I SAW THIS CARTOON ONCE WHEN I WAS A KID AND MY RETARD AUTIST BRAIN THOUGH SCREAMING SPACE MONKEY WAS THE COOLEST SHIT EVER, SO I MUST DEFEND ITThey're the reason Akira Toriyama died. He wanted to separate himself from these spics and blacks that clung to his series.
>>153027969He’s named after an Italian American landlord and is based on American sailor
>>153027584>threats of violenceMindbroke
>>153027975I will rape your yaoi hole until you love me you faggot.
>>153028001Shut the fuck up. Yoko-Ono RUINED the Beatles, there's PRECEDENT that Foids will destroy anything good.
>>153028005And he was made by a Japanese man. For a Japanese company. For a Japanese arcade/game system.
>>153027996>Japanese mediagenuinely grow up, it was fine when you were a teen and into this crap but its time to do something else with the limited amount of time you have
>>153028020>Says the "man" in a death battle thread defending Sonic the Hedgehog's honor because 'da nintenyearolds made fun of my franchise! D:' OR! You're one of the retarded spics who think DBZ is high creative art.
Composite foid is a raped BITCH.
>>153028020>he says, sucking off the following:>goku, sonic, mario, yami yugi, satoshi aka ash, ichigo kurosaki, yusake urameshi, monkey d loofy, and what ever flavor of the month anime they're currently obsessed with
>>153028035Cope queer you will never touch a queen's pussy
>>153028036lol im shy
>>153028020You're in a death battle thread where japanese IPs are being discussed. These are the only threads on /co/ where anime is talked about other than toonami threads.
>>>/bant/24171904>>>/bant/24171912if this doesn't work im refunding 4chan xt
Woman? The nigger of the world.
>only ONE sonicfag is american>the rest are oui-aboostake off ya hosers
>>153028063>leaf>sonigger>dbspic>mhasissy
>>153028054dont be shy cutie daddy is here to protect you
Remove all the FOIDS here
WORMS AND PLASTIC MINNOWS
>>153028075>frognigger thinks he can speakback to pol tourist
>>153028077Won't do that because WE LOVE themCan't do that because there's none
>STOP LIKING THOSE JAPANESE MEDIAS AND READ MY COMIC ABOUT SUPERMAN'S GAY SON KISSING BATMAN'S GAY SON Nah man, I wanna watch the movie about a giant intergalactic manta ray that flies to Earth, fights Nazis and then fights a giant chameleon.
when do we jack off together
>>153027996I love sadako so much
>>153028122Favorite Dragon Ball character?
>>153028131>dragon ballew weebshit
>>153028101Foids are here, you tell by the intense amount of homosexual intentions recently
>>153028114read some good comics instead of posted tranny shit
>angry that cute nerdy girls are in /dbg/
>>153028139>recently
Foids are weaklings and moeshit. Miss me with that gay tranny shit.
>>153028155>cute nerdy they're obese mexicans who smell like old laundry and ground beef
>>153028176fuck off
>>153028155Foids are literally daggers in the dark, you won't notice them but they will stab you.>>153028173Agree, remove the foids.
>>153028155Brother, let us speak truth for a moment. These women are never women, they are men in dresses. Any actual biological female that enters here is either obese and retarded, retarded and obese, obese and BPD, retarded and BPD. Women never know about the topics of the things they invade, they just want to warp it to be their new simping ground. It's not about being gay. Best of all, they will never date you, in their mind they are leagues above you.
You got a problem with onryos?
>>153028201SHUT UP FAGGOT WE'RE HAVING A DISCUSSION
Sadako is a Guilty Gear character btw
>>153027806>Doctor BEAST needed composite fags+foids to take him own (without equipment)This beast rapes and gapes all of capeshit btw (by vitue of being above street level).
I would never have come here if you trannies didn't raid crystal cage :/
>>153028229*mentally rubs ur pussy*
that one tintoker I like her videos but the guy she films tbe. wjth I know they're dating I hate her si fucking much
>>153028238I have a cock but identify as a woman using CC
>>153028176>obesefiles.catbox.moe/55f4uy.png
>>153028302timestamp now
>>153028075POST PEPELAUGH564 NOW!
>>153028154>Instead of postedESLku…
>>153028075>sonigger>dbspic>mhasissyhey wait I thought they were enemies
Hulk can kill any viltrumite based on feats alone BTW
>>153028381nope
>>153028154>read about these gay faggots jumping around in tight spandex!also>instead of posted
>>153028302 https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=timmy%27s_mom+incest+ You’re welcome
>>153028397why did you post that
>>153028381So can black suit spider-man
>>153028389Post a single SHITrumite feat that is equivalent to Hulk being able defeat Hyperion. Hyperion is the same dude who could hold two universes apart for a decent length of time.Post a single SHITrumite feat that equivalent to Hulk holding a planet together.
>>153028402You look like you’re a mother
>>153026593>MFor Magoraga.
>>153028416no one cares about hulk or whoever the fuck hyperion is
>>153028431So you cant post a single SHITrumite who has feats that can surpass the Hulk? Glad you admit that.
>>153028435keep yapping to yourself retard
>>153028428Post Magoraga winning a fight
>>153028381Considering most of them aren't even rock level? That's not very impressive
>>153028483don't samefag
>>153028453weak simpering from a race of WEAKLINGSHULK HATE WEAKLING
>>153028495shit boring faggot character
Do the doomsdayfag was from croatia?
>>153028495Metal GODnic is too fast for Hulk to even think about touching.
>>153028517he's from the backed up toilet i just shat in
>>153028519Metal trash can doesn’t scale to sonic. Death Battle says so
>you like fucking nip spirits..Ummm you are like a tranny because [CHAINSCALING]That is like saying that only troons like gnomes, or elfs (ok maybe the latter is true).
>>153028546RRAWD RDAWWWWWD RAAAAWWWWWD RAWWWWQD
>>153028505Hulk is more based than any character written by that fat lard Kirkman.
>>153028563in regards to hulk please refer to the following >>153028505
>>153028531How does Metal GODnic real multiverse level without scaling to him then?
>>153028505>Doomsday out of NOWHERE
The poster above me is a troonThe poster below me is the troon's lover
hey
>>153028616The 7 convenient embedded jewels
>>153028381>Confrim by Kirkman to be stronger than Hulk >Confrim by Kirkman to be stronger than Superman >Possibly even Saitama >Defeated Spawn >Would Rape GohanWeaklings are gonna hate.
WARNING! WARNING!SPELL CARD ATTACK!
>>153028707>magicyawn bitch
>>153028704I hate Kirkman for liking Rodimus Prime. Mainly because he would/will ruin Rodimus more. My boy Hot Rod is already being treated shit by boomers, I don't need Kirkman to touch him with his vision
>>153026895>"haha hello kitty shonen franchise" -/co/fags>westslop keep pushing collabs and merch with cocomelon media>"NOOOO BUT WE AMERICHADS ARE BRINGING BACK DARK FANTASY CARTOON X EPIC SHONEN JUMP SONIC AS NAKA WANTED NOOOOO"
>>153028724The Xeelee rapes and gapes all culexus assassins and their entire verse.
DIE CONQUEST!!
>>153027062This is how Toei is going to animate this>screen goes white>black shilouettes>breaks arm>no blood drips, maybe gashes>again and cuts arm>"cut his arm so clean it doesn't drip blood"
>>153027559GODshine clears
>>153028707Superboy Prime negs magicBen 10 negs magic Mashle negs magic Dr.Manhatten negs magic Senshi negs magic Bottom line is, magic is weak as shit
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>153028075Nusoi....
>>153028003Unfortunate, but those "spics and black" are why your estate is getting any money nowadays, not the pedo prequel i almost axed.
>>153028907That's just Tanaka from Gaki no Tsukai
I would feel so embarrassed to even be seen with a 5'6 guy in all honesty
Every single character in this thread is nothing more than fodder to me. My verse remains undefeated on DB.
>>153028704>confrimesl-vincible...
>>153028942K-Kermit, h-how nice of you to join us....
>>153028795she can actually kill conquest + thragg
>>153028704Kekman's word means nothing since he doesn't own Hulk or Superman
>>153028942Captain N, you ARE the Game Master!
>>153028966...
>>153028966
Scp-682 vs Doomsday coming soon...
Vincible powerscaling is total bullshit>5 fodder viltrumites can demolish thragg>2 top 1% viltrumites + battle beast before jaw surgery + allen before scales HARD JOBS to thraggKirkman would be a total failure if his dad didn't own costco
>>153028931Link is literally the most sought after video game heart throb ever. The only people who disagree is nigga who retrospectively spam post raikage art online
Reminder that every character is outerversal without limits because they can be written to be. Goomba does everything Mario does in Mario party, Mario views his adventures as fiction, thus a little goomba is beyond fiction and can be equalized to the presence from dc.
>>153028942GOD Eater
gib pussi pls
The fucking weather in canada is so hot, I can't even breath and the shitty as rental management won't turn on the AC
>>153029028>thus a little goomba is beyond fiction and can be equalized to the presence from dc.So he is a god in a little 2d paper world?
>Hey, did you know, the reason Bruce Banner was renamed to David in the '70s live action show was because CBS thought the name 'Bruce' was 'homosexual'.
>>153029028Mario doesn't see his adventures as fiction, because only 3 was a play.
>>153029052Yes, as are hulk, Superman, goku, sonic and popeye. My dog is beyond all of them btw because he is a 3 dimensional being.
>>153029028Goombas have been outer since Mario 1. Bowser is that STRONG, he’s able to empower his troops to have his exact powers on a whim
>>153029050Doc Pajeet says kys schizo.
>>153029093it's 18c nigger i feel like vomiting, ik you mexicaniggers live in a humid volcano
>>153029008My lie detector is strangely silent....
Disingenuous FUCKERS. Even his 2d counterpart is 3d and beyond. With the pure heart and other comparable items, Mario and PAPER Mario can be infinite dimensional
R>F
Saber ArcherLancerRiderCasterAssassinBerserker
>>153029115I really hate that paper jam fucked up and made paper separate from 3d.
https://youtu.be/-ItZJKGFYjw
>>153026593
>>153026593Hulkbros…
>>153029220NULY DAMN!
>>153026593Wow
We need to talk about this (Debating Mario is boring)
>phoneposting thirdie having a sudden, unexplained meltdownaverage monday here on /dbg/
>>153029018The hero of time grows into a 6'8 GIGACHAD though.
ROARtos. That is all.
WHIMPERtos. T-That is all.
>>153026681Hulk-y Moly!
No one even brought up Godzilla, where the fuck is this coming from?
Goku lay in his crib, helpless and frustrated. The passionate sounds of the couple's lovemaking in the next room were almost too much to bear. A chastity belt had been secured over Goku's diaper, so he was unable even to relieve his pent-up arousal. He just had to lie there and bear it.Suddenly, he realized that wasn't all that he would have to bear.BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP--SPLUUUUUUUUUURTTCCCHHHHIt was over before it had even begun. Goku had shit his diaper, the rancid smell filling the room. And he was unable to remove his diaper or change himself, due to the chastity belt.Tears streamed down Goku's face. He had defeated Frieza, and was reduced to this? But he had no choice. If he didn't want to have to lie there in his own shit for who-knows-how-long, he was going to have to beg. Swallowing his pride, Goku turned toward the wall to the next room, from which he could still hear the bed creaking as the occupants made love."B-BEJITA-SAMA, I-I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED AGAIN!!" he wailed.The bed stopped its creaking, and Goku could hear the couple groaning."Your wife can do it after I'm done with her," came Vegeta's reply. "I'm still not kissing her, though."
>>153029289A Hulkfag BTFO’d a Godzilla spammer a few threads back. He’s having a melty.
>>153029241Druid monke RAPES and GAPES
>>153029309Huh, that's not how I remember it going down, since you know, Hulk lost in an official comic.
>>153029241Popcap has gone full hack mode, and is stealing a chink fangame. So xianxia scaling, gg.
>>153029273>>153029300What the fuck did you two posted? Fuck, these threads are getting damn awful. I'll say it again, you guys raided my chat box while I wasn't looking. Now chat's saying the shit you're saying in these threads!
>>153029326True, but the Godzillafag was being a fag about it and spamming AI slop.
>>153029350Huh, official comic pages = AI slop?
When did samenic join 4chan? He sounds so young...
>>153028724>Warhammer 40kGunbuster victim.
>>153028795She could one-shot a space marine btw (Tyranid acid melts them instantly).
Okay okay okay.... I gooned to Sadako......
>>153029439No lies detected.
/dbg/ is just /b/ for pop-culture
>>153029456If I say you're not wrong, will you partake in the Plants vs Monkeys debate?
>>153029480Monkeys stop unless you consider fusions canon.
>>153029448Funnily enough I did just that before people mentioned her here.I have a bot of her in Janitor and made her my onahole girlfriend but refused to actually give her my dick, so she snapped and raped me after weeks of just foreplay
debate THIShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaL2SbE6i0
Expedition P / Lies of 33
>>153029456Do NOT disparage these halls, pup. This is a nexus, a MECCA where proud posters come from ALL boards to engage in STRENUOUS clashes of ideals and beloved MEDIUMS. The audacity...I would gape you INSTANTLY if you were worthy of a second more of my time.
>>153029504>clashesyou mean you samefagging for an entire thread and not getting caught because /co/ mods don't wipe all your posts like in /a/?
>More foid behaviorWe HATE FOIDS
>>153029492I need to know what the Dollar General PvZ3 fusions do to tip the scales.
>>153029531Chinese mod has hyperscaling that metaphysical wuxia shit also the tiktok shorts look fucking insane
Refute this without sounding mad
>>153029557I've been samefagging as jiren, hulk, phoneposter, swagruto, and sadako
>>153029557I-I can't OKAY?
>>153029566>SadakoYou've been posting about a Japanese horror movie ghost woman?
>>153029542Yeah but the Weegee BTD6 mod would get all of the same scaling plus R>F shit stacked on top. We're talking no mods, and preferably no chink shit.
>>153029590I've been posting about my future wife yes
>>153029603>no chink shityou shouldn't play these games then
Post your dicks to prove you're not a foid
>>153029604If you like Sadako so much, I'm sure you know just how long her fingernails are.
>>153029604Why Sadako of all girls? You don't seem like the weeby type.
>>153029635>Warrior-Z not being a race-betraying nigger? LMAO
>>153029630yummy gummy>>153029635if you need to ask I can't for the life of me explain it to you. You either get it or you don't. Everytime i've met someone else like me, it's always been yeah we both saw the movie at youth and instantly fell in love even before being exposed to the internet
>>153029657Glad you aren't a fake Sadako enjoyer. I hope you two have a happy marriage.
>>153029653Middle eastern chicks are low key disgusting, the degree of separation between the avg man and woman in middle east is almost 0. I hope I marry some anorexic bitch that doesn't eat else I'm going to vomit the rest of my life
>>153028707Best alt for Homer Simpson.
>>153029676Hey man, let's try to keep tonight's conversation focused around Bloons TD and PvZ. We all know Crazy Dave is the best alt for Homer Simpson
>>153029557>BRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNOOOOOOO ACCEPT MY FANFIC PLEASE!!!
>>153029241I don't know much about BTD but, the plants have time traveling dino mechs capable of battling acausable beings with natural immunities to singularities, a "tactical cuke" that's much bigger than the one that caused an explosion that could be seen from outer space and an immortal, time travelling sorceress that can see the future, irreversibly transform enemies into sheep and become invulnerable energy.>oh but Rose can't turn things into goats if they're too powerful!That's why she can do sheep instead. Also, that's iffy because she turned The Smash into a goat no problem. Also, there's far more than just one Rose.
>>153029707link to the fanfic?
>>153029707>xitterdrama from literal who Go back to the sharty newfag
>>153029735Gohan you shouldn't be sticking your dick up a Viltrumite's ass.
>>153029653>thinking this is the real guyre-re-re-re-re-re-retardo
>>153029747>>literal who
/dbs/ - banned/dbg/ - banned/ghost/ - banned/bant/ - dead/trash/ - no relevant threads/b/ - no relevant threadswhat now?
>>153029796>he doesn't know about the last hall, hidden from the public
>>153029736Does time travel in PvZ affect causality? Like killing grandpa paradox and everything? Because if it doesn't, they plants still have to fight the Monkeys in the present.(Also, rose transmuting one monkey into a goat is cute, but both sides of the battle have like 20 win conditions that are 20x better)
>>153029254but he's so ugly now LMAO
>>153029786Who else waste more time battle boarding than Warrior Z
>completely dominates JJK and Demon Slayer in your path
>>153029869us?
>>153029747Why do you worship a cuck, faggot?
Satoru Gojo
>>153029896
>>153028931
DO YOU NEED ME TO REMIND YOU FOOLS???JUST WHO THE HELL I AM??????IM THE GOD DAMN JUGGERNAUT BIIIIITTTTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
>>153029619>bad wordFake Z
>>153030107I read What The?!? I know how to stop you
>>153029010He is? Source? Sounds juicy.
Sun Wukong's ass hair clone? Solos Kratos and his entire verse.
>>153030212Post Kratos being strong enough to rip Wukong’s weapon proof body
>>153030212Sun Wukong's ass hair? A LIGHT SNACK
>>153030347Gay af
They're always in the wayThe cow eats them for hayMother eats them in her sleepShe thinks she's eating shredded wheatThey're always in the way!
Reminder that your hero RAPES and GAPES Kevin Nash.
>>153030374KWAB
>>153030374My hero isn't black though>>153030375Shut it, Roman Reigns victim
>>153030355When in Rome
>>153029805It does, Zomboss sending zombies back to the past is why zombies can predate humanity in Jurassic Marsh.Taking advantage of causality is how they beat Zomboss in the Garden Warfare 2 comics, he's grabbing zombie tech from the future and pulling them into the present, but he couldn't see through the time portal he was reaching into, so the humans had him grab an EMPeach and after it detonated everything he got from the future turned to dust because the technology was destroyed in the present.So they can be affected by causality, but only by technicality since the plants can exist outside of time in PvZ2 and Garden Warfare 2, they just need Penny, one of Dave's many Infinity Time dinomechs or Dave's repurposed Gnome portal to actually get there, even without those, the backstories of Rose and Citron are that they time travelled from their respective eras to the time of Modern Day, Citron with his own tech and Rose with a spell.There isn't just one Rose and one Citron, there are as many plants as there can be planted throughout all of time, they can even grow on the moon.
i cant tell if people posting in these threads are bots or legit are this retarded
>>153030838We're strong, and that's all that matters. Who needs brains when you have brawn? Can you name a single fight that was won through intelligence? I didn't think so.
>>153030960Hulk vs Godzilla
>>153030339Reminder: Just because we've never see accomplish any such feats doesn't mean He can't
>>153030964Nah, Hulk won because of his outerversal strength and revive hax countering Ultima's reality hax. In short, he won because HE'S THE HULK, HE'S THE STRONGEST THERE IS
>Saw a Vs Poll while scrolling Youtube featuring Akainu, Charizard and Jiraya>Charizard overwhelming votesThis HAS to be Bias, because it wasn't specifically Ash's Charizard who might scale to Pikachu who might scale to Legendaries. Not to mention even without the 'No Haki?' meme Zard has no real way to hurt him since all his fire attacks would do nothing and all his physical attacks would go through him, and you know, Haki would fuck up Charizard.
>>153031023>Copout Nope. Post proof
So funny thing I just found out.SEGA's original mascot was Alex Kidd, but Alex Kidd was originally going to be Goku.This is part of the reason why the Rock Paper Scissors minigame exists (since Goku in classic Dragon Ball used the Jan Ken a lot).SEGA lost the rights to make a Dragon Ball game part way through development though, so it became Alex Kidd.It is kinda funny that with Sonic, they drifted back towards Dragon Ball again.
>>153031149>Haki would fuck up Charizard.Why? Like I get what you mean but haki doesn't really target any weakness specifically, it's kinda just a power enhancer
>>153031154Post proof? Easy!
>>153031327The Blade of Olympus should be able to drain the Chaos Emeralds if Death Battle is consistent.
>>153028931you're a fucking TRANNY
>>153031327Accurate if we follow DeathBattle's logic. just because we never seen Kratos unlock a giant super form with the chaos emeralds doesn't mean he can't.
>>153027930>avatarfag is behind low quality posting
Yup.
>>153031504cope
>>153031504Canon.
>>153031552nope
>>153031504K,b,c.
>>153031504I saw this in a /v/hu thread Please don't do that
>>153030107
>>153027584Powerscaling is already the most Horrible Fetish there is
>>153031322Ignores defense, something rarely seen in Pokemon Plus makes all his attacks even easier to dodge because of Observation
>>153031504reimu would GRAZE, GAPE, and ASSRAPE the entire JJKverse
>>153031655Damn, I wish I was the JJKverse...
>>153031504Funnyroooo.
>>153027673Replying to agree. Z is BASED!!
>>153026753>One Above All>RAPED and GAPEDas he should, the fuck has he been? a nothing character, even the beyonder has more going for him
>>153031802Naruto shoves his fingers up Yuji's loose collapsed hemorrhoid asshole and instakills him.
>>153027460top part called named staoru, lower part called gojo, been split into two
>>153027816Who could Tomie even fight?
>>153031854best way for him to go out, Yuji's LIKES taking fingers in his body
>>153031802Yuji cooks that bum.
>>153031920says who
>>153031920..dinner after losing the 5 tails Naruto
>>153031977naruto would only need 4
HOW COULD SAAR DO THIS TO ME
>>153032053Should be Norse Kratos.Greek Kratos will only kill you, because he’s merciful. Norse Kratos will TEACH you to be a Better Man.
>>153027972Mario, Sonic, Dragon Ball, Pokemon, Nintendo and Sony are all international brands now. Hell, I'd argue Sonic never was a nip brand considering only mutts and its vassals care about it. Only disingenuous faggots would argue otherwise.
>>153031920No lies detected.
>>153031300>Alex Kidd was supposed to be Goku>Mario was supposed to be PopeyeWhat's a good Goku vs Popeye proxy match?
>>153026685No need, your stench already repels them for you.
>>153031504>Gojo"You fool! You're dealing with the Strongest Sorcerer">Gojo has Cirno against a wall, it looks like she might lose >Cirno "Tch... Not so fast... 「Freeze Sign-」">Gojo slaps Cirno around >Cirno "「Free-" >Gojo Blasts Cirno with Red >Cirno "Freezing-">Gojo crushes Cirno with blue>But when it looks like Cirno is completely beaten she gathers enough winter essence to respawn behind Gojo>Cirno"「Freeze sign: Perfect Freeze」">Lowering the temperatures to absolute 0 the very atomic structure of space begins to freeze, all kinetic energy disappearing >Suddenly Cirno Blitzes past a frozen infinity and rips off one of Gojo's arms >Gojo "It will take more than that to kill me, Baka!" >Gojo instantly regenerates >Gojo expands his neutral limitless and the fight continues >Cirno Blitzes around while Gojo defends with infinity filtering the temperature >Gojo"I'm not the Satoru Gojo because I'm the strongest! I'm the strongest because I'm Satoru Gojo! DOMAIN EXPANSION!">Cirno is trapped inside the domain. But her non existent brain completely ignores it>Cirno "If you're the strongest, so am I. 「Freeze Sign: Minus K」">The temperatures drop bellow absolute 0 to a point impossible to measure >The very Cursed Energy of the domain freezes and shatters >Gojo"I won't lose to a Fairy! Hollow Pur- AHHHHHHHHHH">As Gojo prepared his Hollow Purple Cirno appeared in front of him to cut his body in half with an ice sword >Then she grabbed the upper section of his body and with a single touch all of it froze >We get a close up to Gojo's brain as it freezes and becomes brittle >Cirno"I'm the number 1!">Crushes Gojo's brain K.O!
>>153032137>Gandalf fodder is getting uppity again
>>153027706>men do gay shit>"grrrr foids!!!"Many such cases
>>153032137CANON
>>153031655she can't even survive being on top of a mountain
>>153032096Bluto vs Vegeta
>>153032137kill yourself listroon
>>153032137based and TRUTH SPLOSION
>>153032172>Mario can survive being on the top of a mountain >Sonic can survive being on top of a mountain>Kratos can survive being on top of a mountain >Reimu cannot Touhou is too weak to be here
>>153032172She can. She literally flies to the top of a mountain in Touhou 10
>>153032208But can any of them DESTROY a mountain?
>>153032214
>>153032217Nothing about mountains there.
>>153032217I kneel...
Saar…Help me…
>>153032217My lie detector? DEAD silent.
>>153032217Yep, this is 100% factual and correct as proven by MarioSCHOLARS.
Sun Wukong Vs Kratos is a kino idea because Sun would just be trolling him the whole fight and never once taking him seriously>"Stop this madness, Monkey God. We must be better than th-">"FAGGOOOOOOOOT!"
>>153032260what’s he gonna do? kill wukong, I’d go as far as to say the monkey king living his best life without trauma
>>153032217>Bowser Jr unironically solos my verse...I don't feel so good...
>>153032260Is what wukong would say if Buddha didn’t btfo him and trap him under a mountain for 200 years and fuck his wife. Which is what Kingtos does after onepunching that pseud sissy
>>153032307>HBOCtosCowardtos
>>153032260Mountain victims.
>>153032307he cant even shrug a mountain off? sad
>>153032338Not really. The buddha put a magic seal on the mountain. Otherwise, sun would have broken out easily if not for that. He canonically carried two mountains on his shoulders beforehand.
Who wins between game Wukong and game Kratos?
>>153032369Game Kratos oneshots all versions of Wukong at once since he desyroys abstract concepts. Sissy Monkey for pseuds gets cucked by the KING.
>>153032369The Wukong from Black Myth Wukong is canonically the reincarnation of the original Sun Wukong. Kratos would be fighting a nerfed version of him.
>>153032367>buddha put a magic seal on the mountainNice headcanon. Perhaps you can post where this was said while at laugh a
>>153032393*while we laugh at how weak your self-insert monkey fraud isI mistyped from laughing too hard, oh nonononono
KIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!!
>where this was said while at laugh a
>occam's razor suggests he was just a brown eslMany such cases.
>>153032384Aren't Buddhas immune to reincarnation? Why was Wukong born again
why are mountains so fucking strong?
>>153032443Because he’s a fraud and a weak chump pussy
Kingtos won.
KIIIINNNNNGGGGTTTTTOOOSSSSSS!!!
>kills the ESL’s
Why is toby in the news again?
Latinx jobbed to Toby
>>153032493He said he didn’t wanna translate Deltarune to Spanish because he doesn’t know Spanish.Now every brown and twitterite has declared him racist and the new JK Rowling.
>>153032480Number 1 Enemy of the Kratos Scholars
>Toby "Aryan" Fox
Why is that any fucking time this topic is brought up Kratosfags immediately hide behind the buddha? I thought Kratos could oneshot all of fiction. What, too chickenshit to fight the monkey king head on? buk, buk, buk, ba-gawk! CHICKENSHIT!
>>153032508It wasn't just that, he didn't want to ship to Latin America because the shit just gets stolen
>>153032516My real reaction as an Asurabro (I am mexican)>>153032525Kratos pwned Asura who beat Buddha. You lost bigly.
>>153032525B-BECAUSE I KNOW KRATOS LOSES OKAY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR?!
>>153032535>BUCK BUCK BU-GAWWWWK! SAVE ME BUDDHA THIS IS A CLONE MADE FROM WUKONG'S ASS HAIR I'M UP AGAINST
>>153032493Latam kiddies got pissed because an Undertale “world tour” concert was skipping them (and Africa, most of Europe and Asia like every world tour) and exploded into apoplexy when he mentioned that an official translation into Spanish/Portuguese was unlikely at this juncture cuz he’s too much of a perfectionist to hand it off to any rando localizer. That he gave his blessing to fan translation has been lost on the anger so now Toby is literally Hitler
>>153032466CHECKED AND TRUTHFUL #DAFFYDUBS
I see the Greek fraud was getting uppity again.
>>153032664Disney's Hercules would RAPE you
CHICKENSHIT CHICKENSHIT KRATOS IS TOO CHICKENSHIT TO FIGHT A MONKEY
>>153032559>>153032676You need to calm down and be Better.It’s not the end of the world that Kratos beat up the sub-mountain monkey. He was teaching him to be a better person.
>Kratos is now hiding behind the superior son of Zeus Lol
>>153032558>>153032559>>153032676Kratos broke you.
>>153032679>Father, that was a clone made from his pubic hair
>>153032696The real one got crushed like a pussy by Kratos accidentally throwing a mountain.
>>153032707Kratos can barely bend metal bars the idea he could throw a mountain is laughable
>>153032679>beating people somehow makes them better
>>153032721Kratos destroyed a universe in GOW1. Your pussy self-insert monkey gets gaped and taught what a true hopeful hero is by Kingtos.
>>153032736worked on Asura.
Buk buk buk bu-gawk! Gonna lay an egg?
>>153032747well he died so thats not really making him better, its just killing him
>>153032749Stop talking to yourself and hit the gym before you get squashed by 1-3 mountains again. Kingtos won’t save you another time.
>>153032759Chickenshit
lol Sonic won again.
>>153032763Kratos is a chad though, and you’re a pussy who squealed and cried and can’t lift Buddha’s mountain. LMAO!!
>>153032767CHICKENSHIT
No one will ever replicate what KINGtos did. He was literally an unstoppable force and immovable object. He was pure, absolute strength. Every technique, every trick and gimmick, every asspull, he was unfazed by. A full force attack by Wrathful Deity Asura was easily repelled. Attacked by Six Armed Vajra Asura? Who cares, he's like, stronger than mantra. Asura finally asspulls his Destructor form, and it does fucking nothing against a barely-even-trying Kratos. Unlocking new power doesn't help, fighting smart doesn't help, he facetanks beams, he beats people up by just looking at them. They unlock new powers, they team up to fight him together, it doesn't fucking matter. Nothing they do can reach his might. No Death Battle character has ever felt this far above what the other combatant could muster. He was truly the better man.
>>153032771Weak. Little. Pussy.
>>153032747but Asura was already a better person than Kratos and was never a monster to begin with?
>>153032779>SAVE ME BUDDHACHICKEN. SHIT.
>>153032137Kill yourself.
>>153032741>Destroyed a universe May I see it?
Stop hiding behind Buddha. If Kratos can solo fiction, then why are you dodging the idea of a one-on-one fight with the guy that inspired Son Goku
>>153032820U-Um...well...it was more narrative...
In that story where Wukong lifts 2 small mountains (Chapter 33), the guy summoning them then summons a 3rd mountain, and that’s too much to bear. Wukong got squashed and horrifically gored underneath.He was stuck there for ages and literally described as crying a huge amount until some passing mountain spirits lifted them for him and set him free.You shouldn’t even pick a fight with Asura, even Asura would beat Wikong up in one punch and make him literally cry.
IM DEATH BATTLING
Sonic won. Flawless victory.
>>153032784Read your own book: >>153032844“WAAAAAAHHH WAAAAAAAHHH SAVE ME MOUNTAIN SPIRITS AND I’LL LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE THIS IS A HECKING MOUNTAIN I’M UP AGAINST WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!” - Cucky Wukong
>>153032844UMMM MONKEYBROS????
>>153032844Wukong? More like Odysseus victim
>>153032850KINGtos won, little rodent.
>>153032766>>153032850facts
>>153032844>>153032851Can you post Kratos doing the same without trouble or is he still a falling pillar victim like in the game
>153032858King Who?
Awww look the greek fraud is finally fighting back after begging the buddha to come save him
sub mountain tier primate
>>153032844>Tanks having 2 mountains dropped on himThat's 2 more mountains than Kratos has ever lifted
>>153032844I wasn’t joking about the part with him crying btw.He cried so much that “golden headed protectors from all four quarters of the world” heard it and threatened the mountain spirits with legal action if they didn’t lift the mountains off of the crying Monkey.
>>153032887KINGtos. Not cucky Sonic who cries while Kratos kills all his weak friends.
No no wait I'm sorry I forgot it was norse now. NORSE FRAUD.
>>153032766>>153032850>>153032872>>153032887Mind posting these in /bant/?
>>153032904>the Buddha literally told Monkey to Be Better or he’ll crush hik under a mountain againKEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!
>>153032844Post Kratos holding 3 mountains
>>153032893Canonically omly sissy Momkey canonically begs the Buddha and others to save him.
>>153032934And you're still fucking hiding behind him because you don't want to talk about a hypothetical death battle between them.
According to DB:Monkey > mythological Heracles who was able to hold the sky and carry Atlas's burden. Wouldn't this mean that Kratos who had to beg Atlas to not crush him between his fingers is weaker than a monkey?
FACT: Kratos has immeasurable lifting strength
>>1530329472 mountains > immeasurable lifting strength
>>153032943Already did. Kratos is a manly chad who destroys universes. Sun Wukong is a pussy self-insert for manchild weebs who canonically cried for weeks because a mountain squashed his tiny balls into paste.
>>153032914Why?
>>153032951Can you post said feat of destroying universes?
>>153032951>Kratos is a manly chad who destroys universes.Post him one-shotting a universe then
>the tokufag is picking a fight with kratosscholars again and losingTime is a circle.
>>153032952They're making fun of KINGnic, you gotta support him, don't want them to get too cocky do you?
>>153032946Kratos beat Atlas.Wujong cried like a pussy.
Wukong’s only defence when Kratos balls his fist at him:
Gensokyo has its own Great Sage equal to heaven btw, and she is a mid tier in the verse Both Kratos and Wukong are nothing compared to the top tiers in Touhou
>>153032966It feels like I'm in Groundhog Day or something.
>>153032968>Kratos beat AtlasI'll take shit that didn't happen for 500 Alex
>>153032982Yawn. Bowser Jr solos everyone there.
>SHITnic and TROONhou desperately begging for relevance as two hallowed heroes of myth go at itYou hate to see it.
>downplayed rusty Kratos can throw mountains casually>Wukong cries because he can’t even lift one off of himEven Kratos downplayers admit he gapes Wukong’s entire verse, lmao!!!
>>153032995He had a whole game doing this, at the same time as beating Persephone. pay up.
>>153033006MOUNTAINBUSTER
>>153033006>If you seeYet we never saw
>>153031504kek this really happened
Imagine crying so much that literally everyone on the entire globe hears and blackmails the bad guys into rescuing you because your crying is so pathetic and whiney lmao
>>153033002stfu cuck
>>153033006>>downplayed rusty Kratos can throw mountains casually But it says that Baldur was the one originally throwing mountains at him. Not the other way around.
>>153033032>Deku out of THIN AIR
>>153033036and Kratos breaks them in half with one punch.Pity Cucky Wukong couldn’t do that. Maybe he can cry until Kratos stops punching his teeth out, oh nonononono!
Greek FRAUD
>>153033036Kratos > Baldur
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!
>>153032747
>>153033006What a fuarking KING!
>>153033032Nobody mentioned Ichigo though?
>originally planned>If you seeBut never occurs in canon
>>153032904THE TEARSFLOWED LIKE RAIN
>>153033049Can you post Kratos lifting and throwing a mountain, then
>>153033075in canon Kratos defeated Odin who created the multiverse, and Thor who destroyed the Worldtree.
>>153033084He’s just like his fanboys…
FUcking HELL!What is this FOID behavior rampaging again?!?!? ONLY FUCKING FOIDS BRING UP SHIT THAT'S ALREADY DONE.FUCK OFF, YOU FOIDS!
>>153033075POTENTIALtos
BEAST
Moneytears flowing like rain as KINGtos anally decimates another one of his many victims
>>153033025>Meet Potential Feats!
If Monkey can’t even handle a lil mountain maybe King Kong is more his speed. Kong would show him mercy if he starts crying for Kong to stop hurting him
Kingtos SCHOLARS win again.
>Foid behavior is still on goingWhy are you fucking foids here?
>>153033103M-M-M-Morpheus Kratos…
>>153033135i am not fucking any foids bro i am 5'6
SHUT THE FUCK UPThe reason why /dbg/ is shit is because of FOIDS like you.
Holy FUCK you guys look leaked Death Battle for Wukong vs Kratos!!https://youtube.com/watch?v=S3zSfUc-PaE
Is Kratos not just someone's SIOC? >Son of Zeus >Stronger than a weak Heracles>Has sex with random prostitutesHe's basically a gary stu lol
>>Moneytears>mind broken over a fucking MONKEYlol
>>153033169Keep acting cocky and I won’t stop beating you up this time even when you start crying
>>153033145why cant you fuck foids just cause you're 5'6?
>Foids are continuing to bring shit up that's already doneThere's a reason why foids ruin everything they touch
>>153033168You just now figured that out?Even all his enemies always talk like>Fuark, you BEAST! You may be a powerful almighty KING but the gods will never accept you because you-you-you’re too much of a CHADLY BEAST!!!When he was in that fighting game part of the licensing agreement is they had to alter all the death animations to make Kratos’ uniquely not embarassing for him.
>>153033185Learn how to spell monkey next time.
>>153033216Don’t meed to, you’re gonna do all my homework like always nerd. Or else you get my mountain-sized fists in your face.
>Tags: bad_end, gaping_anus, instant_loss, teacher_and_student
>>153033212>Kratos basically has one of those fragile ego Hollywood actor contract That's hilarious
FUARK
>>153033244Why do all the Kratos matchups have this tag?
>>153033227>meedNow you're just doing it on purpose
>>153033259Because Kratos is the student learning from his opponent who is his teacher
Who's the bigger potentialmanMegumi or Kratos
>>153033257scoot over mario, we have a new M in town
>>153033257>huge for Touhou standards is slightly bigger then a little girl
>>153033319>bigger then
>>153033293Kratos
>>153033257>>153033303Mario negs diff TROONhou.
>>153033346>>153033346>>153033346
>>153033347he dont though
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