My friend said that all modern comic and cartoon couples are gay or lesbian. Post the best modern straight couples to prove him wrong.
I...can't...
Bee and Cricket from Ennui Go!
>>153030012there are noneAll modern comic and cartoon couples are gay
>>153030012
ben reilly & janine?
>>153030012Pickings are pretty slim.
>>153030012Uzi and N from Murder Drones.
>>153030012this is the equivalent of being so outraged that blue cars are more common now, so you demand people show their red cars to show that the color is still relevant
>>153030295Oh yeah there's also Kinger and Queenie.Why is Glitch the one to give us straight couples again?
>>153030312Car colors are less varied nowadays to be fair. Just whites and greys. I don't know if /o/ ever did a thread about being outraged about this but it's not improbable.
>>153030012What time range are we including in modern?
>>153030012I think they have enough sexual tension with each other to qualify
>>153030012Don’t mention that they’re technically from the 60s to him. They were reunited in the last decade and are very heterosexual for each other.
>>153030087He said straight, that's clearly two dudes
>>153030012Total yurifag cultural victory
>>153030312>i can’t answer the question so I’ll just project my anger onto you
They were perfect for each other.
>>153030400Well op is from the 60s
>>153030312The relevance of heterosexuality is permanent and built into the very stuff of which our culture is made from.
>"Modern straight couples" thread>Stuff from multiple decades ago
From a show that tried to be militantly LGBT...
>>153030012Based on this thread it looks like he's right tbdesu
>>153031591Well OP has failed to define modern
>>153031604I will say it's surprising how stupidly heterosexual Pomni from TADC isEveryone kept shipping her with Ragatha, but all her interactions are just about Jax or Gummigoo or Caine or Kinger.
>>153030012Uhh...uhh...
>>153031591Ugh, fine. Here is Rayllum ship from Dragon Prince (2018).
>>153032272Well, I don't know if this was based on something else, and from what I heard it's still ridiculously gay, but if it's real then yeah, that would count, one pairing from the last decade.
>>153031557was patty more straight at the start and retconned to lesbian later?
Struggled a bit to remember one, but i did
Also, every single straight one posted here has been either interspecies or mixed. Kinda funny
>>153030479You can't even sell a lesbian movie that has multiple pornigraphic sex scenes American media is dead because its naked propoganda by wierdos who hate the audiencevand billionaires who want us all dead.
dogs from bluey
>>153030012He's mostly right and the few straight couples there are have the man acting like a woman and the woman acting like a man.
>>153030012Your friend's a filthy LIAR
>>153031620No, you failed to understand modern.
>>153030015Just want to let you know I got the reference and I thought it was very funny