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Anonymous

03/31/26(Tue)06:54:19 No.153031082

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Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)06:54:19 No.153031082 Archived

> be me
> 6ft tall turtle, literally green
> live in a sewer because rent is $0
> brothers are a hothead, a nerd, and a professional clown
> "Sensei" is a rat who speaks in riddles and hits us with a stick
> life is basically 24/7 stealth mission
> be hungry as hell
> decide to surface for the "Holy Grail" (Pepperoni & Marshmallow)
> sneak into alleyway behind Joe’s Pizza
> see a "Watchman" staring right at me from a window
> ohno.jpg
> think fast
> pull out a fake "Surveyor" vest I found in the trash
> start measuring the brick wall with a breadstick
> guy yells "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
> Raph yells back from the shadows in a thick Brooklyn accent: "WE’RE RE-ZONING THE ALLEY, BACK OFF PAL!"
> guy actually apologizes and closes the window
> mfw humans believe anything if you wear high-visibility yellow
> get pizza, go back to sewer
> tell Sensei we "mastered the art of camouflage"
> get hit with the stick anyway

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)06:56:32 No.153031088

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)06:56:32 No.153031088

>>153031082
they are absolutely not 6 feet tall you are insane and have lost all credibility of the TMNTverse

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)07:07:05 No.153031132

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)07:07:05 No.153031132

>>153031088
> be anon
> never seen Michael Bay's ninja turtles
> think 5'2" is the universal constant for a mutant teenager
> mfw they are literally 6'6" behemoths in 2014
> mfw Raph is a 300lb slab of muscle that could bench press a city bus
> "ackchyually they are short"

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)07:08:28 No.153031138

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)07:08:28 No.153031138

>>153031132
>/co/ - Comics & Cartoons
Anything else?

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)07:20:51 No.153031200

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)07:20:51 No.153031200

>>153031138
What's got you in such a bad mood? You mentioned the TMNTverse

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)07:32:41 No.153031278

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)07:32:41 No.153031278

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>>153031200
Oh yeah I guess I did

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)10:50:12 No.153032428

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)10:50:12 No.153032428

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>>153031082
>live in a sewer because rent is $0
EVERYTHING comes at a cost...