/co/ - Peter Parker CANNOT be Spider-Man because this one - Comics & Cartoons

Anonymous

03/31/26(Tue)11:56:35 No.153033033

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Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)11:56:35 No.153033033 Archived

Peter Parker CANNOT be Spider-Man because this one panel shows someone calling him "Super-Man" instead.
It's just common sense.

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)12:00:38 No.153033091

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)12:00:38 No.153033091

>>153033033
Peter Parker as Super-Man? Impossbile, Super-Man is built like a Kanas farmboy. It has to be that daredevil attorney Matt Murdock.

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)12:06:09 No.153033161

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)12:06:09 No.153033161

>>153033033
I never thought this was a mistake. Super-man, superhuman, and superhero could be used interchangeably. He's calling him a super-man not the hero named Superman.

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)12:06:43 No.153033173

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)12:06:43 No.153033173

>>153033033
Peter Palmer, not Parker

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)12:07:42 No.153033183

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)12:07:42 No.153033183

have they ever done a story where doctor octavius builds a dick tentacle that he attaches to his crotch to help him commit his crimes

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)12:11:48 No.153033226

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)12:11:48 No.153033226

>>153033183
yeah, why did you think aunt may was so eager to marry him?

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)12:21:55 No.153033305

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)12:21:55 No.153033305

>>153033183
>a dick tentacle that he attaches to his crotch
Not very octopus. It should be a module attached to one of the arms that breaks away on contact and starts autonomously burrowing into Spider-Man.

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)13:04:12 No.153033743

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)13:04:12 No.153033743

>>153033033
Regardless of how strong those tentacles are, the force they apply still gets transferred to doc ocs body.

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)13:33:30 No.153034087

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)13:33:30 No.153034087

>>153033743
what the fuck is that supposed to mean

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)13:35:42 No.153034119

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)13:35:42 No.153034119

>>153033226
That's why they call him Dock Cock.

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)13:55:30 No.153034410

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)13:55:30 No.153034410

>>153034119
>Dock Cock
>Green Goober
Any other Aslume names for Spidey's rouges?

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)13:57:45 No.153034438

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)13:57:45 No.153034438

>>153033743
They're on a harness, but yeah he should be fighting with three arms and keeping one back to coil around something heavy enough to anchor him.

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)14:34:51 No.153035054

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)14:34:51 No.153035054

>>153034410
>Spidey
That's -Man to you.

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)14:38:02 No.153035106

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)14:38:02 No.153035106

>>153035054
I'll show you a man...

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)14:43:51 No.153035197

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)14:43:51 No.153035197

>>153033033
>when you yell your ex's name during a fight

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)14:44:22 No.153035204

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)14:44:22 No.153035204

>>153035106
What, you want me to kick you in the jimmy?

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)15:43:02 No.153036024

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)15:43:02 No.153036024

bump

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)16:21:33 No.153036561

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)16:21:33 No.153036561

>>153033091
Nah, man. Gotta be that Bruno Diaz guy over in Gotham.

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)17:00:30 No.153037117

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)17:00:30 No.153037117

>>153033173
No, that's The Atom.

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)18:36:39 No.153038390

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)18:36:39 No.153038390

>>153037117
you retard, the atom is Bruce Banner, he studies radiation, remember?

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)19:09:33 No.153038882

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)19:09:33 No.153038882

>>153036024

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)21:06:11 No.153040441

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)21:06:11 No.153040441

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>>153035204
only if it's a Jimmy John's and you're kicking me a ham on rye with extra pickles, best int eh city
that's the Danny devito place

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)21:08:59 No.153040479

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)21:08:59 No.153040479

>>153033033
I always thought this was just Doc Ock saying Spider-Man was a superhuman (thus Super-Man), just to brag that his arms are beyond humanity.

Billy
03/31/26(Tue)21:10:56 No.153040513

Billy 03/31/26(Tue)21:10:56 No.153040513

>>153033743
That's why he was mostly on two in the movie

Anonymous
03/31/26(Tue)21:36:22 No.153040937

Anonymous 03/31/26(Tue)21:36:22 No.153040937

>>153040441
There's something morbidly hilarious about Libby working at McD's.