Anyone know when the review embargo lifts?
>>153033165awhile ago
>>153033294not true
Was supposed to be today.
>>153033165rosalina is pretty hung
>>153033165penis.
>>153033165April Fools, because of course those fuckers would chose that particular day
>>153033165Did nobody review this poster because it genuinely looks like she's got a giant schlong here.
>>153033668LMAO!
Two reviews early, one positive one negative
43% on Rotten Tomatoes.Eyup.
>>153034655You will bow to the Rosalenis
These movies aren't gonna make it very far at the quality they are pumping them out. Illumination never learns anything and neither does Nintendo.
>>153033165That is a... very questionable poster.
>>153035973I mean what the fuck do you expect. Nintendo stopped being good post-Gamecube, and Illumination was always shit. Bland stories with over-animated visuals that only look good because of whatever render engine they use.
It's over
>>153036098I foresee this clip becoming even more of a meme.https://youtu.be/9_pHbJGMfME
>>153036098>the cinematic scale of the original Mario Galaxy gameyou what
>>153033165Should it be considered sexual that she's wearing a maternity gown?
>>153036186This is because your little sister complained that the game made her nauseous.
>>153033165peach still a girlboss in this one?
>>153036228Like you even had to ask. You know it.
>>153036228A monarch's job is never done.
>>153036228>guys my critic video is ready with only the trailer, here is my keyword for the youtube bot
>>153033165ITS OVERFLOPIO
>>153033165Sex with Rosalina
All these review score posts is just cope, cause everyone knows reviewers opinions on anything is worthless, cause the movie will make a shit load of money in the end.
>>153037657didn't the first mario movie get bad early reviews too?why is anyone surprised?
Did anyone leak it yet? It was available for streaming today on certain cable networks.
OH NO NO NO NO
>>153037657They still have plenty of drones who will defend anything they shit out.
>>153040353>DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST CONSUME PRODUCT AND THEN GET EXCITED FOR NEXT PRODUCT
Why can't autists admit when something they like is mid?
>>153038620>It was available for streaming today on certain cable networks.that sounds like a bizarre lie but im at least surprised no one's leaked a shitty camera photo of daisy or wario or whoever the new character teased really i
>>153040611its the autists sperging out and calling it shit
>>153038620The first movie was on cable networks today you dunce
Mariobros.. what are we doing?
>>153042786>ah I better rate one of these 4/5 so that it's not too noticable
>>153040353Nintendo or Illumination? Because there's a strong case for both happening.
>>153040243It's funny because the original Mario movie is better than both of the illumination films
>>153042786>tendies are all brown AI postersAs if it wasn't obvious enough
>>153040611It's funny. I'm an actual autist and I'm extremely critical when things I like aren't decently made
