The breaking point.
....
>>153033371Could KINGtos or Sun Wukong lift this BEAST?
>>153033371…:)
>>153033346I think Asura's got this one guys! Looking fwd to the premiere lol
>>153033377Boundless BEASTS!
Behave
>>153033371
>>153033346Daily Reminder.We don't accept FOIDS here, Foids should not be in these halls.
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>153033380The mountain that crushed Wukong and made him beg for mercy was Mount Tai (1500m).For comparison, Mount Everest is 8800m
>>153033380It took 3 mountains being dropped on him to stop Wukong so one mountain sized turtle is easy work
>>153033419CANNNNOOONNNNN!
>>153033371AAAACK I CAN'T BREATHE
>>153033474TRVKEEEEEEE
>>153033474CANON!
I wish someone would protect me...
>>153033474K, b, c
>>153033474FUCK OFF!!!
>>153033474notice how youmu isn't here
>>153033474KEKAROOOOOOOOOO!
>>153033474FUNNYPOW!!!
I wish I could be left alone But for some reason they’ve protracted this a year, 24/7 I can’t tell who is more mentally ill
>>153033474KEKYPOW!
>>153033346The episode itself wasn't the breaking point. It was the fact that this was the episode announced before they took a two month break.
>>153033474Yep, this is 100% true.
>mario fans calling anyone a troon when they have canonical trannies in the game
>>153033434Read >>153033409Cucky Wukong got crushed by a teeny tiny mountain and spent months begging and crying for mercy.
>>153033521two months was not enough time to celebrate KINGtos' upcoming victory.
krasura was just baldcel cope
Uh oh! Touhou Melty!
>>153033474Nah.
>>153033474Reimu Hulkurei
>>153033474Kill yourself.
>>153033528I know you're illiterate but the passage post last thread literally states he was already carrying 2 mountains when the last one was dropped on him. That's 2 more mountains than Kratos ever lifted
>>153033474Kek, that edit of Hulk's face makes me laugh every time.
>>153033474CANON ALERT! CANON ALERT!
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>153033371CHUDtain…
>>153033573I just realized it was Hulk
>>153033474Reimu solos.
>>153033598.../dbg/'s toilet.
My hero has a qt anthro gf, does your have one?
>>153033474Didn't Mahoraga job to fire?
>>153033474Stop posting this shit.
I NEED TO BECOME STRONGER!!!!
>>153033474FALSE NVKE
>>153033625I just jerked off to Blackwhiplash porn of him.
>>153033474........
>>153033474Funny
>>153033474BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>153033647For me it’s Captain Kirb
https://x.com/DBconfessions45/status/2038640869688193278?s=20Gohanbros..
I know there is a peashooter who can shoot universes. What is the best bloon scaling
Boros bros... Its overhttps://www.youtube.com/live/_DPD1rwVM2A?si=pi2LYGpfGMWfWBwI
>t*witter linkGo back there and stay there.
preview is soon I guessalso Boros vs Battle Beast is deconfirmed for this season
>>153033710It's X now, don't deadname
>>153033717Gohan VS Mark is still in!
>>153033686Good thing GODhan wins, then.
>>153033598ENTER
>>153033724it's Mark vs Rodimus since only MHA is allowed multiple minor episodes next to each other
>>153033686>Ran by a trans stfu nigger faggot. Gohan actually has feats
>>153033757post his feats
*pokes your pressure point*>You are already dead.How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>153033757>tokufags are tranniesKEKAROOOOOOOO!
>>153033765You first
>transphobiaBack to 18th century with you, chuddie
>>153033774KINGtos tanks mountains and you think a pressure point would kill him?
>>153033779>>tokufagsisn't that ultron?
>>153033757>Qualified Godzilla fan
>>153033757>>153033779The confessions are submitted anonymously by random faggots. That tranny just runs the account.
>>153033757Pokesissies....TROONzillabros...
>>153033787Feigning ignorance, the original post is Tokufag glazing ultratroon zero
>>153033785>KINGtos tanks...ACK! OH GOD WHY AM I EXPLODING FROM THE INSIDE OUT...ACK!
ROPEDtos. That is all.
>>153033774ah just pure strength and ski->they use kiKILL YOURSELF>nullifies your hax and mindrapes you
>>153033757marvelXISTERS.....explain?
>>153033797no? it's a fagon fag faggot dodging ultraman
>>153033757I HATE TRANNY!
>>153033780I'm not posting Gohan's feats
>>153033774Regen.
Ultraman? More like UltraTROON!
>>153033793>hence I personally post the xitter link to stir up outrage Next time wear gloves to avoid fingerprints
>>153033757>Qualified Godzilla fanKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153033474Post the original reddit thread
What is it about Godzila and Toku in general that brings trannies together?
>>153033828>account ran by a godzilla/marvel fan>attacking ultraman instead
>>153033779I mean, Mr. Fix-It is a trans supporter. And Hulk went trans and ran around as She-Hulk for a bit.
>>153033856Godzilla is literally a hideous mutated freak of nature that lashes out at everyone who doesn't accept itI assume Kamen Rider and Ultrafaggot are just something troons latched onto to try and appear "different" and "totally not like the other girls" so they can stand out from MCU capeslop watchers (which tokushit is all on par with)
>>153033474>Gojo"You fool! You're dealing with the Strongest Sorcerer">Gojo has Cirno against a wall, it looks like she might lose>Cirno"Tch... Not so fast... 「Freeze Sign-」">Gojo slaps Cirno around>Cirno"「Free-">Gojo Blasts Cirno with Red>Cirno"Freezing-">Gojo crushes Cirno with blue>But when it looks like Cirno is completely beaten she gathers enough winter essence to respawn behind Gojo>Cirno"「Freeze sign: Perfect Freeze」">Lowering the temperatures to absolute 0 the very atomic structure of space begins to freeze, all kinetic energy disappearing>Suddenly Cirno Blitzes past a frozen infinity and rips off one of Gojo's arms>Gojo"It will take more than that to kill me, Baka!">Gojo instantly regenerates>Gojo expands his neutral limitless and the fight continues>Cirno Blitzes around while Gojo defends with infinity filtering the temperature>Gojo"I'm not the Satoru Gojo because I'm the strongest! I'm the strongest because I'm Satoru Gojo! DOMAIN EXPANSION!">Cirno is trapped inside the domain. But her non existent brain completely ignores it>Cirno"If you're the strongest, so am I. 「Freeze Sign: Minus K」">The temperatures drop bellow absolute 0 to a point impossible to measure>The very Cursed Energy of the domain freezes and shatters>Gojo"I won't lose to a Fairy! Hollow Pur- AHHHHHHHHHH">As Gojo prepared his Hollow Purple Cirno appeared in front of him to cut his body in half with an ice sword>Then she grabbed the upper section of his body and with a single touch all of it froze>We get a close up to Gojo's brain as it freezes and becomes brittle>Cirno"I'm the number 1!">Crushes Gojo's brainK.O!
>>153033856The tranny DBZ fans get super mad if you bring up that Akira Toriyama was a Toku-nerd, so they lash out against Godzilla and Ultraman
>>153033856Something, something themes or whatever.
***UPDATED ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ***In addition to the previous announcement regarding this general's zero tolerance policy toward racist jokes and insensitivity / tact regarding these topics, it has become apparent that an addendum is required.Transphobia in any shape or form, including but not limited to minimizing or denying the struggles the transgender community faces, has absolutely NO place in this general. Users found to violate this policy will be TAUGHT to be better men without question.This is the DEATH BATTLE GENERAL, and while there is room for lenience in the broad scope of topics that are allowed (such as content creators reacting to the show), we GODzilla SCHOLARS will be more strictly monitoring posts that consistently veer off-topic into rule-breaking territory. Thank you for your attention and please be normal about the upcoming episode, Bakugo VS Reze.
>>153033717I can't wait for my hero Bakugou to defeat the evil monster Reze
>>153033856Liking anime is normal and mainstream, liking obscure jap exclusive stuff shows mental illness and/or autism. You don’t even speak the language yet you watch something entirely Japanese, get a life
>>153033878Godzilla was originally a hideously scarred creature that was just a dinosaur living in the ocean with more members of his family. They all got killed in an atomic bombing. Godzilla then went to the closest land mass with a city which just so happened to be Japan.
>>153033911As a fellow Tokusister, I stand with this message!
My hero wins
>>153033914>See, what I like is MAINSTREAM and... What do you mean Akira Toriyama liked Tokusatsu and was inspired by it? SHUT UP, KYS, TRANNY! TROON! GROOMER! All of Ultraman is available on BluRay and DVD on American Soil. :)
>>153033933AshDAMN!
>>153033878>freak of natureGodzilla is a guardian of nature and earth from ayylmaos and anything else that wants to destroy it.
>u-ultraman is OBSCURE, stop POSTING ABOUT IT
>>153033881Your OC is so fuarking strong....
>>153033881kill yourself listroon
Space Ghost went on a rant about Ultraseven. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLNIhF2WkRo
>>153033933>jobs to mating press
Ultraman? Godzilla? Jobs to the ASS VOID!!!!!
Posting the two Reze feats that might be relevant for scaling in future JJK vs CSM battles First we got the rainbow mushroom explosions. I've seen people place this from town to city level (for reference this didn't exits at all during Makima vs Gojo, and Makima's AP scaling came from Reze exploding the inside of a building so we already have an upscale in our hands)
>the one matchup where Sonic is the featsman is the shitty one where's he's up against the Touhou bitch
>hulkfag is against tokusatsu>when he had the david banner show in the 70s.>hulk was also supposed to get a tokusatsu show from toei, but the hulk comic manga didn't sell well
>>153034013Not MY Spider-Man.
>>153033914>Liking anime is normal and mainstream, liking obscure jap exclusive stuff shows mental illness and/or autism.Are you really going to say this when some anime has coomer moments that make normalfags uncomfortable while KR is boiled down to guys dressed up as bugs kicking the shit out of aliens that anyone could get into with ease? How is it more normal to like something like One Piece or Naruto or old-school Dragon Ball than it is to like something as tame as Kamen Rider or Ultraman? That makes no logical sense.
>>153034017Oh? Show the damage of this massive attack real quick
>>153034031This YOUR Spider-man?
>>153034017This is the other big explosion feat, the blog had this one with a higher calc than the rainbow mushroom explosion so who knows.Denji ate this head on and was able to keep fighting so there's a durability and regen upscale here
>>153034046No? I posted the CHAD Maguire Spider-Man.
>>153034046>>153034031Or this one? Based on the 90's cartoon?
>>153034060Ah, so you like the movie, which is considered Tokusatsu, due to the effects and Maguire wearing a suit. How do you do, fellow Toku enjoyer!
>ultraLEECH has to try and steal popularity from his bettersPathetic to watch, really
>>153034074JP Spiderman and V3 are literally bros what are you talking about
>>153034022And he loses that fight...
>>153034081Yeah lil bro, "friends" Just like how all the kids in your class were your "friends" but never invited you to parties because you were too busy watching some tranny robot show LMAO
>>153034017>>153034056
>>153034029It is not even my filename.
>Kamen Rider and Ultraman are for mentally ill because.. they are heroes who defeat bad guys and teach children good moralsWat
>>153034074>Stan Lee himself said Tokusatsu is the best media to recreate the comic book action and storylines>Was a fan of Ultraman, Godzilla, and Toei stuff>Wanted Toei to do a Silver Surfer series, a Hulk series, a Spider-Man series, and a Captain America series.>The Captain America series evolved into the third entry of Super Sentai, Battle Fever J. But surely, you knew that, since you like Marvel comics, right?
>P-PLEASE SPIDER-MAN I NEED YOU! PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR POPULARITY IN THE WEST!
>>153034105K, b, c
>>153034105Ultraman's doing pretty good in the west, that's why Marvel comics reached out for a collab. But hey, you knew that, since you actually read the comics, riiiiight?
>>153034084post her best feat
>>153034096>Bakugou will have a better record than DekuHe can't keep getting away with it!
You know, it really is something when even Sonicfags can handle the banter that /dbg/ throws at them. The Ultratroon has a clittyleak meltdown when ever you so much as joke about Ultraman.
>>153034104And yet every single person in this post is massively more popular than your fag robot. Ultraleech LMAO
>>153033933>jobs to a rando
>>153034105>C-COMICS ARE DYING TO MANGA SALES...H-HOW CAN WE, MARVEL COMICS, GET A FOOT HOLD IN JAPAN?>O-OH ULTRAMAN, HE'S A HERO IN JAPAN, LET'S COLLAB WITH HIM
How much a faggot do you need to be to literally search for xwatter trannies to start shit with two avatarfags? Imagine being this mentally ill. Specially when you are a capeshit fag, you know, throwing rocks but living in a glass house.>t
>>153034145Alien. Ultras are aliens.
>>153034151Source?
>>153034123
>retards see a silver person and instantly scream robotThey're more beings of condenced and hard light.
This is still better than Bakureze btw.
>still talking about Ultraman in the big 26Unc...
But hey, if these DBSpics want obscure, let's fucking get OBSCURE.MAGMA TAISHI
>>153034187/dbg/ talking shit about things they have no knowledge about? Color me shocked
>>153034228Ultraman's next series is debuting this summer, Goo Goo Gaga Boy.
>ultramelty
>/dbg/ BROKE himSad, yet expected. Should've been a Better Man.
>condencedUltraBROWN...
More Obscurity!Messanger of Allah!
>is that dick good?>*clap clap clap*>YESSSS SUPERMAN>*clap clap clap*>how good is that dick?>*clap clap clap*>AUUUGGGG>*clap clap clap*>HOW GOOD IS THAT DICK CHI-CHI??>*clap clap clap*>AMAZINGGG
>Touhou and Ultraman on the same thread FUARK!! TOO MUCH POWER CONCENTRATED IN A SINGLE PLACE!
>>153034250Yep, sad to see such a mindbroken person.Also KINGtos solos all of Ultraman.
>>153034254It's called typos, and I don't give a shit if I make em. White, and American, posted in /bant/.
ENOUGH! Only TRVE HEROES are allowed in these halls
>>153034273That's not what your IP says now, though
>Listroon and TokutroonYou lost once again, and you haven’t recovered after Superman negs Scarlet King
Who upset the Tokutroon this time?
>>153034267So they're both Bowser Jr victims? Damn.
>>153034286Aw, pretending to be site staff is against the rules.
Holy shit just show the sneak peek already
>>153034300Bowser Jr is a metal Sonic victim, as showcased in CANON battle, at least try to Shitpost with a strong character
>>153034272Nigga, when's the last time Kratos had a fucking game.>>153034299No one, I'm shitposting and it's making the /dbspics/ seethe.
>>153034301As is spamming off-topic garbage
>>153034278
>>153034317He is strong though?
>>153034319So...all of /dbg/?
>>153034336Nah, just retards who shit up the thread with franchises no one cares about
>>153034229STAND THE FUCK BACK REDMAN IS HEREhttps://youtu.be/iTKICnLm79U?si=PG0rLdCANFv45gUg
>>153034344So......All of /dbg/?
This is STILL more entertaining than Bakureze.
>>153034318This year, why?
>>153034354I wouldn't call the tokufags all of /dbg/ but sure
>>153034176>asks for feats>Footfag Touhoufag posts feetyour fetish jobs to BRITnic too
>>153034359....That's supposed to be Kratos? Man, I thought the Young Conker redesign was ass, but christ...
>>153034278Dylan Brock rapes Paul (Marvel) with his adult size shota cock. Oliver Grayson rapes Paul (Image) with his proportional size insect terminalia
>Extraversal and BEYOND platonic conceptsKratos one-shots cucky ultraman and negs his entire verse.
>>153034366Toku just means special effects, so yeah, all of /dbg/.
>>153034299Who do you think it was
>>153034386Yet he cowers to Godman.
>>153034403Who? Anyways, Kratos one-shots that cuck and his entire verse.
>>153034399>ultron>godzilla So which is it. is it a marvelfag or a tokufag
>>153034332Unironically weaker than the average Touhou character in VSBW
>>153034299It looks like the tokufag tried picking a fight with Gohan again, >>153033686, got BTFO by the account being ran by a tranny and then started running his usual damage control and clittyspurt seething
>>153034415Marvelfag calling Tokufag a tranny, despite marvel having more trans people in their fandom than every tokusatsu fandom combined.
>>153034415I dunno but it looks like the tokutroon got offended either way
>>153034424I ain't seeing a (You), man. I just like Tokusatsu.>inb4 inspect elementNigga I watch Tokusatsu, I ain't smart enough to fuck with Inspect Element.
>>153034373>Asks for Feats>Gets a hot steamy feat>"I-it doesn't count!"Sad...
>>153034374that's teen Kratos
>MINDBROKEN and BUCKBROKEN by /dbg/Kek, the cucky ultramanfag is seething.
>>153034457So it's basically Young Conker but Kratos?
>>153033346Is that Kure Raian?
>>153034456ok it's definitely a fetish of yours
>>153033346these are video game charactersmods?
>>153034460Didn't /dbg/ have a meltdown over someone saying Ultraman is physically bigger than Goku and interpreted it as a popularity contest
Pick your team and I'll ask Gemini who would win
ultraman? the series that makes more money than sonic the hedgehog?
ENOUGH! From now on, TokuSHART is BANNED from /dbg/. Exile him back to where he belongs.THE KING HAS SPOKEN!
>>153034489>most of the revenue comes from literal baby toys sold to toddlersUltrabro..
>>153034489DELETE THIS NOW!
>>153034501>King of /v/ trying to move into my turf? I don't think so. Tokusatsu is allowed, because we used it on Cartoon Planet and Space Ghost Coast to Coast. THE MANTIS MONARCH HAS SPOKEN.
>>153034483Goku solos
>>153034489>box office - 1.1 millionOH NO NO NO NONONONO
>No Reze in just panties for the Death battle0/10
>>153034505>sonic can't even beat baby toys
>GODnic out of thin airWow, he's lashing out at everyone today
>>153034505>trying to call other franchises "toddler shit" as a soNIG
>>153034523dude, sonic is being beaten by sesame street and ultraman.
Elmo RAPES and GAPES Ultraman
>>153034561Elmo's a fan of one piece. Of COURS he'd be into rape.
>immediate wave of cope from ultrafagHoly shit he's mad
>>153034472You're the One asking for Feats, maybe you have a feat fetish or something...
Oh boy, I get to post my Bertstrips now
>>153034505How's that a bad thing? >Oh no kids like toys based on Japanese superheroesMarvel and DC do the same shit all the time. Conveniently, everything capeshit does is bad when KR or Ultraman does it
>salesshartingyup it's over
Why don't you settle this in the /bant/ thread?
>>153034534Post the link to the preview
How the fuck is Ultraman losing to fucking Sonic of all thingsIs Ultraman going to get KWAB'd by MHA next
>>153034599Post a link to it, you Cooky Croatian.
>>153034605>How the fuck is Ultraman losing to fucking Sonic of all thingsIn your dreams, sonicfag.
>>153034605Even My Hero Academia is more popular than Ultraman.
Croatia is not a real country
https://x.com/Man0fActi0n/status/2039039507278811408?s=20we all know reze loses who gives a shit but here
>Bakugou vs Reze is SpriteKINO Yup, yup, this one will be good
Nobody cares about Bakureze. Literally the Daima of /dbg/.
>>153034472Not the footfag but her solo feats are tanking Master Sparks and exploding trains, parrying "light bullets", punching the ground really hard and muh world creation if you count that
>/dbspic/ refugee gets upset at a joke that ultraman is (literally) bigger than goku>marvel fag threw a melty because godzilla ate his way out of galactus' chest>last night, someone threw a fucking melty because i mentioned characters like sadako and kayako, which the sonicsperg screamed they where troon franchises unprompted
>>153033804>*turns you into a woman*BOOM haxchads win again
So anyway, I still think Gohan should fight Zero instead of Mark
>ultrameltdown
>all of /dbg/ made him seetheKWAB!
>>153034678where? the ultrafag's been calm from what i see, it's the ones lashing out with 'TROON, IRRELEVAN, KEKKEKKEKKEK' that are having the melty
>>153034670>>marvel fag threw a melty because godzilla ate his way out of galactus' chestLol what?
I have registered IQ of 95 and I finished my high school level education after I had dropped out a few years ago, I also can use ChatGPT.Maybe I'm a little overqualified, but how can I a become a powerscaling calcer? And become part of DB's research team.
>>153034677nobody thinks gohan should fight mark
>>153034651D-Daima was kino...
KINGtos will TEACH Ultraman to be better.
>>153034704yeah i posted this and they got salty and went back to 'it's non-canon, it's not 616, doesn't count, galactus is pure energy reeeeeee'
>>153034721What is there to teach? He fights kaijus and protects humanity.
>
Preview up. Reze is winning
>>153034721god of war isn't even on this list, nigga.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_media_franchisesi even ctrl-f'd and it just sent me to godzilla's section
>>153034730Munch crunch munch
I posted on /bant/, no one showed up.
>>153034769When will they fight?
>>153034644>They will fellate Bakugou's "Character Development">They will make jokes about Denji being a gooner and get his character wrong for the sake of comedy >Bakugou will go "You are a devil? Then I'm a GOD!" Screaming like a manchild while Reze dies whimpering and helpless >Wiz will pull some Mountain level FTL nonsense for BnH AGAIN >Boomstick will make a "Themes and Such" joke I wish I could skip time forward or just erase this episode from existence...
>>153034764>>153034730>Jobbed to zombies>Jobbed to a baby>Jobbed to GodzillaWhat does Galactus even do?
What would be the most chaotic next time?
>>153034801>>They will make jokes about Denji being a gooner and get his character wrong for the sake of comedyafter that shit ending that was all that Denji amounted to anyway, he never moved past it during part 2
>>153034829anything with sonic
>>153034829In terms of feasibly happening, probably SCP VS DC. Otherwise pic
>>153034829I honestly could not care what it is as long as it's not another pure shonen MU or a complete stomp. Megamind Vs. Gru I'm hoping for at least.
>>153033346Is there any proof that Kratos can't just do this? And no, the fact that we've never seen him do it isn't proof that he can't
>>153034829Sonic VS Goku
>>153034859only male hedgehogs can use chaos emeralds according to ian flynn
>>153034710Read this page https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Calculations (or alternatively just steal calcs from the site) and join those G1 blogs
>>153034859He doesn't need to.
>>153034859Why would KINGtos use such weak items?
>>153034881Sorry I'm really bad at reading and interpreting stuff, is there a short term video form of this page?
so is this a youtube series? i'm struggling to understand why I keep seeing kratos on /co/
>>153034902Sounding
>>153034915It's a collective hallucination, and everyone on this board is the same person having a breakdown.
>>153034874Is there any proof that Kratos can't just become a male hedgehog? And no, the fact that we've never seen him do this isn't proof that he can't
>>153034915NewGOD...
>>153034964what?
I'll take Freddy Vs Pennywise or Megamind Vs. Gru just please make the next match refreshing
someone called ultraman offtopic to /co/, despite>having a cartoon animated by hanna barbera in the late 80s>was part of foxkids in the 90s with ultraman tiga>footage of ultraseven was used constantly on space ghost coast to coast and cartoon planet>a marvel comic series>a crossover comic with the marvel universe>a darkhorse comic of ultraman great
>>153034973>pedophile vs not a pedophile >BVLL vs actually had sex
>>153035003Why do you have to make every fucking MU idea revolve around sex like a weirdo
>>153034973You will get yet another MHA pity win stomp match and you WILL like it, chud.
>>153035016Sex and violence are interlinked
>>153035041It's fucking weird is what it is
>>153035016I'm just stating canon factsFreddy is a pedophile Pennywise is not a pedophileMegamind pretty much cucked Hal and admitted it to his face to get a fight (but did not have sex)Gru fucked his wife and had a child with her I'm not calling anyone a cuck
>>153034964COPEtos gets raped by NewGOD
>>153034964...of gayness and fraud
>>153035061The topic is about fights to the death not about how they use their dicks. No one asked you to bring it up.
Oldtrannies:>constantly cuckspam>post futafaggotry>are insanely fucking brown>obsess over raceplay>argue over menial bullshit like retards (they are)>whine over modern death battle matchups while providing no meaningful input and spamming nonsenseRangeban them NOW
What is the issue with being a pedophile?
>>153034813He eats dicks and dies.
>>153035117Don't fucking start
>>153035117good morning saaarrrssss
>>153035117it means your t levels and iq are too high
Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility /dbg/!
>>153035159YAAAAY!
>>153035117Nothing if youre a Muslim. Their prophet who is said to be unbound by time and the perfect man married a 6 year old and fucked her at the age of 9. Jesus teaches that those who steal a child's innocence go to hell. So it really just depends on your perspective.
>futa slander OUT OF NOWHERE Compensatingtoohardbros…
why is this thread or general so unhinged?
>>153035117Favorite character?
>>153035159>>153035167I feel so safe...
>>153035175Explain why I should find trannies attractive without appealing to emotion.
>>153035215Paused 2 seconds in. Kingtos wins. Don't even need to see the rest.
>a lot of trannies can disguise themselves as real women good enough, especially the ones who are actually attracted to men and not just AGP lesbian obsessed fags>will always let you do anal>they can't fake orgasms like women can>a big shot of cum out of a gock is much better than a woman awkwardly shaking a bit>trannies are also just men so it's easier to hang out with them than women and they'll have all of your interestsremind me why I should ever go back to real women?
>>153035175explain how adding the male sexual organ to a woman and fantasizing about it isn't gay or trannycore.
Muhammad’s feats: >Lead 27 military campaigns>Had 12 wives>Didnt die a virginJesus feats:>Jobbed to Romans & Judas>Had 0 wives>Died a virgin
Every single character in this thread is nothing more than fodder to me. My verse remains undefeated on DB
...Death Battle?
>>153035159Id rather not see them.
>>153035296You don't get a say on that chuddie
>>153035231Think about the fucking economy you retarded chud, your betters need you troglodytes to pump out more disgusting spawn now!
>>153035283>Muhammad teaches to rape and murder>Jesus teaches love and tolerance I see why people dont want Muslims in their countries. Lol
>>153035311Yes I do.
>>153035330Who would win in a DEATH BATTLE tho
>>153035368jesus scales to yhvh who is star level
Nobody cares, Jews RAPE and GAPE composite goyim and their races, religions, nations, and children
>>153035285>Every single character in this thread is nothing more than fodder to me. My verse remains undefeated on DBWe know, Gilgamesh!! We know!
>>153035400post jesus destroying a star
>>153035159BASED>>153035351cringe
>>153035426Sorry I got those backwards.
>>153035436nah
>>153035436btw forgot to mention but I have turbo dyslexia
Post jews not being exile victims for thousands of years of human history
>>153035436>>153035445Based
>>153035453samefags
>>153035449Moses would shit stomp Atem in a duel.
>>153035476Post historical proof of Exodus happening and not being resentful Jewish fanfiction
>>153035476he wouldnt cause yugi has the dark magician
>>153035493>falling for archeologist psyops lol I bet you think the earth is older than 6,000 years too lmao
>had a theory that Moro animated Bakugo vs Reze cause he made some animations for it during slander war>preview comes out today>its just a sprite fightIt looks fun at least but why?
>>153033419B-but my trickle down sonic scaling?!
>>153035169Jesus' Dad got his Mom pregnant at 13.
>"Son" of "God" jobs to roman soldiers and jews and powers are limited to shitty haxLmao.
>>153035351Hulk supports trans and is trans his (her) self, chud.
>>153035511God would guarantee Moses gets every card he needs to perfectly counter every move Atem makes. Atem gets folded.
>>153035527>>"Son"Are you transvestigating Jesus
>>153035566>God would guarantee lolYugi can not only guarantee his own cards he also controls the gods themselves.
>>153035419He beats the guy that wipes out a third of the starts in the sky.
>>153035527>"Son" of "God" jobs to roman soldiersHe did that so you didnt have to cut your foreskin off anymore and ignore the other dumb rules from the old testament. He fulfilled God's law by living perfectly, embodying its purpose, and completing its prophetic and sacrificial aspects, setting a standard for internal obedience.
>>153035566Christian God guaranteed victory against the Moabites in the Old Testament, until their God Chemosh woke up and slapped his shit and the Moabites won.
>>153033346>pic use old Kratos>use nu-Kratos insteadFalse advertisement
>>153035598according to the Gospel of Luke (2:21), Jesus was circumcised eight days after his birth.
>>153035591>Egyptian godsJob to the one true God who would be able to perfectly counter every fate draw Atem makes. Moses folds Atem like nobody else.
CHEMOSHTOOOOOOOOOS!yahwehsura...
>>153035608they didn't show Super Metal or Super Saiyan Bardock in the previews either. Norse Kratos is his superform, but it's permanentl
>>153035609He was circumsized for our sins
>>153035610Horakhty literally made the entire multiverse sit your bitch ass down
The next time must be something to upset everybody like 682 vs Doomsday
Post Yahweh not being sub-universe level in his own book and needing thousands of supplementary side media to get "boundless" if you ignore all his antifeats
>>153035610The Old Testament describes several other existing gods than Yahweh, some he even came into conflict with."The One True God" refers to Allah and the Quran.
Post SHITgioh fags not being virgins.
>>153035628Didn't help him when God kicked his ass and unleashed a plague on Egypt.
Is existence erasure one of the strongest types of hax? How do you even counter it, especially when it's on a conceptual level?
>>153035657he was holding back
>>153035678Be KINGtos.
>>153035678Have a resistance feat. Thor beat Vegeta because he'd no-sell Hakai according to the analysis.
Just a reminder.
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153035710>rotten tomatoesyour BVLLS
>the new mario movie is assBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
>>153035722so like all the sonic and mario movies then.
>>153035678You can do it with non-existential physiology or simply recovering from it like scp-682
>>153035710>He trusts the cuckticsGood goy, now someone post what the CHADience reviews (aka the only ones that matter) have to say
>>153035710>jewtten tomatoes
Its okay they'll pay for best adaptation and geoff will oblige as it may allow him to suck up to them more
>>153035710Free 2 billy on the box office tho
>>153035710>>153035722Now post the audience reviews.
>>153035678resist it or regenerate from it if you already have before
>>153035657Nothing in your gay little book happened
>>153035678Destroy the entire universe with the haxguy inside it.
>>153035657>Didn't help him when [JEWISH FANFICTION NOT BASED ON REALITY OR ANY HISTORICAL EVENT]?
>>153035708Damn Kaguya has a creation feat that takes an undisclosed amount of time? How..... Unimpressive
>>153035710>Canon TomatoesStay.
>B-BUT MUH KEKTICS SAIDCHADrio won.
>>153035710>Rotten KINGS
KINGtos won.
GODtics wonSHITrio lost
>>153035778She instantly creates entire dimensions.
>>153035678>How do you counter itLiterally just nosell it, you don't need to do anything complex to play around it
>>153035678Have the ability to negate existence erasure and make sure its infinitely layered infinitely so nobody can come along and outscale you.
https://deadline.com/2026/03/super-mario-galaxy-movie-box-office-projection-1236769157/>350 million dollar opening weekend projectionYEPAROOO!
>>153033346Reminder its Trans visibility day
>>153035833KINGRIOOOOOOOOOO!
>>153035678You just think. If you think, you are, and therefore you exist.
>>153035678dodge itblock ittimetravel to stop itdestroy the universe then make a new one without him or it
>>153035817>It's the start of> And you will become its sacrifices Sounds like she needs time and more chakra to do so
>>153035847Yaaaaaaas i'm visible daddy!
STOP THE COUNT!
>>153035847how powerful is gay superman?
>>153035833>>153035849.......
>>153035868stronger than Clark. He has several feats backing this.
>>153035678Just be really strong
Gorr vs Zamasuwho wins?
>>153035864>Critic reviewsI hate Mario as well but let's see what the audience thinks first since critics are retards
>>153035833>It doesn't matter if the movie is shit, what matters is if shartrio makes money for NintendoWhy are mario bros like this? Do you also think that Avatar and Avengers are the best movies of all time?
>>153035868Weaker than Clark. There are several feats backing this
>>153035847>Jon looking like a creepy pedophileLol
>>153035864>>153035872>it was so great that the audience couldn't even review it
>>153035864>>153035872>critic reJEWsEw
>>153035899stop projecting
>>153035860>>153035868>>153035899That's Clark.
>>153035854She does it half a dozen times during the fight, so...
>>153035864Yup yup Sonic wins yet again!
>>153035913She creates those Giant orbs multiple times or she travels to different ones using her teleportion?
>>153035904He's hiding scissors behind his back to cut off your son's dick.
>>153035517My theory was that Bakugou vs Reze was already in production before the slander war, and that's why Moro had the models ready for the animations he madeBut turns out he's just autistically talented...
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153035936tendie bros, he can't get away with this...How dare he say that about KINGrio..
>>153035936It wasn't gay enough for Kevin unfortunately.
>>153035868Laser vision is said and proven to be better than Clark's since he was a boy, can also make it do things Clark can'tBatman studied his anatomy as a kid and said he's likely gonna be stronger than Clark in adulthood because he absorbs solar energy better (Supergirl had the same thing for a while in old comics but doesn't anymore)Has a superform he gets when enraged which easily TRASHED Ultraman (Evil Earth Superman) in one hit (Clark does not have this form and or a feat like this)Held off a bunch of high-tiers solo for a while in Dark Crisis, like Ares, Nekron, Eclipso, Darkseid and Doomsday
>>153035872LET ME SHOW YOU JUST WHAT I'M MADE OF
>>153035936>UKNobody cares about what a britbong has to say.
>>153035968The LGBTforce is powerful...
https://discussingfilm.net/2026/03/31/the-super-mario-galaxy-movie-review/>2 starsOh my god
>>153035991>>153035968Kinda makes me wanna transition...
>>153035969We Mario fans humbly concede that we could never have a movie as Kino as OPUS the Hedgehog 3.
>>153036009Goku would transition if he thought it would make him stronger. You cannot refute this.
>>153035936Literally who?
>>153035968Jon was probably hoping they'd gang rape him instead.
>KINGnic's movies once again flex on WEAKrio's movies in qualityAs expected
>>153035936>actual real life physical discomfort caused by marioBEYOND BOUNDLESS AND OUTERVERSAL
>Critics dislike the Mario movieOh no...it might only make 900 million dollars instead of a billion...
>>153036040Sonic 3 pissed me off. Mario Galaxy cant be worse than that film.
Illumination must pay…
>>153036021>Shitnic mobie 3Chipmunk Ironic Goyslop
>seething that the new movie will make BILLIONSSour grapes much?
>>153036064ermm...sonicbros? You told me this was dark and serious and for adults...
>>153036082No one said that. Family movies can have dark themes that kids can understand just fine.
>>153036082Do you call the voices in your head ''sonicbros''?
>>153036093You told me it was dark though.Instead they retconned Maria dying to a bullet and changed it to a laser making a gas can explode. And filled it with soi reddit jokes and ironic quips and references every 5 seconds.
>>153033419Ngl, JJK, Invincible, and DBZ power scaling memes go so fucking hard
>>153036075>the new movie will make BILLIONSAnd how much of that will be going into your pocket?
>>153036105>phoneposting>Ngl>Go hardVantablack Nigger...
>>153036116100%, i'm the owner of Illumination irl.Movie Mario canonically gapes Sonic in every reality
>>153035864>>153035936>>153035969>blatant proof that the critic profession is unde Israeli occupation Congrats Goynicbros?
>>153036075Post the sales of Bowser jr's Journey :)
KIIIIIIINNNGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS
>>153036102>Instead they retconned Maria dying to a bullet and changed it to a laser making a gas can explode.The idea of a child dying in a movie on its own is dark. A lot of family films like the incredibles have similar tones while not treating their audience like retards
>>153036137no it's not.They took a game that already exists and sanitised it and made it generic and safe and exactly for reddit retards
>>153036132Um...t-there no need to do THAT now....
She is unique...
>>153036146>no it's not.Yes it is
>>153036137being too scawwed to tell a serious movie without reddit mcu jokes every 10 seconds or even showing a gun is treating your audience like retards.
>>153036155no it's not. Shrek shows kids dying. The Minions shows kids dying. Backyardigans shows kids dying.
>>153036040It still boggles me how the fuck those movies turned it around after the initial abomination teaser.
>>153036137Incredibles is way less safe and generic slop than Sonic and the Chipmunks lmao, they're not even in the same league kiddo
>>153036161>>153036170You act like Maria's death in the movie was treated like a joke when the movie repeatedly tells you it's a serious moment.
Literally the ONLY reason critics are slobbering over the Sonic movie and denigrating Mario is because Sonic has all their favorite woke DEI actors instead of actual Christian patriots like Chris Pratt
>>153036167Queen Blacked? The fuck kind of superhero is this bruh
>>153036173they delayed it and they made a different cgi model, if they didn't already have it. What's boggling about it?
>>153036055Everyone knows it's going to make a shit ton regardless because Illumination + Mario brand. They're more curious if its going to be actually good or not.
>>153036132>Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr's Journey is the worst selling Mario game in over 20 years.>It is currently the second worst selling Mario game of all time.>34,000 units soldKWAB!https://vgsales.fandom.com/wiki/Mario_%26_Luigi
>>153036178The movie saying it doesn't make it a reality, unless you're a brainlet who can't think for yourself.They changed Maria into a solemn story echoing shoujo manga into Maria being a zoomer doing a montage and licensed music dance scene with Shadow because they're too generic and safe to actually be serious about it.
>>153036178Look at your own movie please: >>153036064This is a serious backstory turned into a joke for manchildren
>>153033466Reimu Hakurei…
B-But I thought whatever Nintendo created would make bank....
>>153036200>>153036217>They changed Maria into a solemn story echoing shoujo manga into Maria being a zoomer doing a montageShe's a child acting like a child. What did you want her to be? They gave her a fun-loving personality because that's how children in movies are. Why is that a bad thing?
>>153036198How did the remake of the best selling Mario & Luigi game fucking bombed?Was the advertising for it that fucking garbage?
>>153036238dare you post the worst selling Sonic game of all time?
>>153033474K, B, C.
>>153036198FLOPswer Jr....
>>153036064I wouldnt care about this if it actually took place in space. There was no reason not to have it in space. Shadow is also just an alien now. It loses that really cool angel island lore too. SA2 had such a cool story that would have easily translated to film and they fucked it up so bad.
Death Battle just did a cast on Battle Beast vs Boros. Who do you guys think wins?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DPD1rwVM2A
>>153036241We wanted her to be a serious shoujo flashback LIKE SHE WAS IN ALL THE GAMES.But I guess that's too much for a goyslop slurper like you though, Sonicbro.They gave her a "fun-loving personality" aka made the whole flashback story a shitty reddit joke because they couldn't adapt the source material with respect or write something serious,they wanted to make it into a safe generic licensed music danceoff montage instead of not treating their audience like retards and not writing post-ironic goyslop.
made a stinker lol
>>153036167Isnt this Marbel Rivals shit? China taking over Marvel comic's major story direction cracks me up.
>>153036283Nobody cares.
>>153036198>>153036265>S-SAVE ME PAC-MAN, SPONGEBOB, MEGAMAN, YAKUZA AND HATSUNE MIKU! MY RACING GAME IS LOSING TO A NINTENDO SWITCH 2 EXCLUSIVE!
>>153036267nuh uh it's ok that they made a good story into generic goyslop because...because...BECAUSE EVERYTHING FROM SONIC IS GOOD OK????!!!!
>>153036312why is this meme in spanish
>>153036267>SA2 had such a cool story that would have easily translated to film and they fucked it up so bad.>mfw a watered down version of SA2's plot is the most critically acclaimed vidya movie of all timeFunny.
>>153036302>He doesn't care about CHADttle BEASTFavorite moe anime?
>>153036313>AIIIIEEEEEEE DADDY SAVE ME! MY GAME IS GONNA FLOP! DADDY I NEED YOU!!!!
>>153036241a serious character, not a reddit mcu character.
>>153036329The amazing digital circus
>>153036329Dragon Ball Daima
>>153036340Mario Sunshine didn't flop. :)
>>153036326Why not
>>153033377Weak cucks.
>>153036354cause no one can understand this shit
>>153036329Marvel comics
>>153036346Yet that wasn't Bowser Jr's solo game though?
>>153036286>We wanted her to be a serious shoujo flashback LIKE SHE WAS IN ALL THE GAMES. I'm sorry, but over here in the west, kids go outside and have fun and not brood all day staring out a window. God forbid they let her have a personality that isn't boiled down to>Please protect Earth Shadow ;_;Fuck outta here with that shoujo slop
>>153036185>Queen BlackedReimu...
>>153036365we're all brown here.Especially me, the resident Sonic/Simon bro.
We really having sonicfags trying to talk about sales when Big Bird and Ultraman mog them in the grand scheme of things?
>>153036375Being solemn is a personality.Being a quirk chungus post-ironic excuse for danceoffs and licensed music is slop.
>>153036365It's fucking easy to understand what it's trying to convey even if you can't read Spanish.
>>153036341She's a CHILD.
>>153036246>Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric (2014) for the Wii U is widely recognized as the worst-selling Sonic the Hedgehog game in history, having sold only 490,000 copies combined with its 3DS counterpart, Shattered Crystal, as of March 2015. This was a massive commercial failure compared to previous titles like Sonic Generations.
>>153036391>UltramanSTFU
>>153036375MCU Quips and Appealing to reddit with safe generic shit is as sloppy as you can possibly get.
>>153036361Nobody mentioned Deku or any MHA character though?
>>153036399>ermm, she's a hercking CHILD???Good for her.She should have been a child in a serious movie, instead of a child in reddit goyslop.
>>153036391Wow, Sonicfags bragging about something despite Sonic being completely and utterly raped in said category never heard that one before
>>153036404Imagine Sonic, a famous video gaming ICON, the arch rival of Mario, MAKING LESS MONEY. THAN AN OBSCURE. JAPANESE SUPER HERO. WITH LIGHTBULBS FOR EYES.
IT’S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>153036400Wrong.the worst selling Sonic game is an obscure Amy Rose game that only released in Japan.
>>153036397>Being a quirk chungus post-ironic excuse for danceoffs and licensed music is slop.She's a kid. How the hell are kids supposed to act? You're getting mad that this iteration of Maria, who is a child, actually had childish character traits and interests?
>>153036427Mario...
>>153036419me neither!
>>153034605KINGnic is the winner of these threads, though.
>>153036317Man SA2 is like THE Sonic story. Shadow Generstions building on it was so good made the boring side missions bareable. Sonic 3 being a better adaptation could have also lead into a Sonic Heroes movie. I'm not really liking how Sonic 4 is shaping up so far. I really REALLY hope they dont fuck up Neo Metal Sonic. I just feel it in my bones that something is gonna get fucked. Idk why they want to deny children good stories. They can still do their own thing in-between just dont fuck up the broad details eberyone likes abiut the story. Also Eggman was a little bitch in this movie. Hes such a terrible bad guy in the third film. Just gets completely cucked by his Grandpa who shouldnt be in the fucking movie so much. Hate that twist so much. I could just go on and on about how bad of an adaptation it is. I'm a Sonic guy too. I was just expecting so much. They dont even shoot Maria. That would have been fucking iconic. They didnt even have to show it just cut to black with a gun shot noise. Fuck.
It is strange how no sonic game alone has made 50 million in sales despite being one of most famous franchises of all time.
>>153036242It was a remake, plus it was on the 3DS. I'm sure if Nintendo actually tried, they would make a decent remake and solo Bowser Jr game.
>>153036436Kids don't act any one way. If it were a serious movie, you could have that kid acting serious, in a serious situation.But you couldn't, because the Sonic movie is too generic and cowardly to ever do that. It's just generic soi slop for obese brainlet manchildren like you who clap like seals for the most safe uninteresting unambitious sloppa ever to be shitted out on a plate for you. Consume that slop little piggy, oink oink oink
>>153036426Sonic vs Mario was always this
>>153035726Sonic is loved by critics. Nice try.
>>153036436>ermm she's a hecking minor so it's actually a good thing that our movie is goyslop???Sonicfags lmao
>>153036449The entire movie could have been salvaged if Sonic wore the Soap shoes.
>>153036449>I just feel it in my bones that something is gonna get fucked.They're gonna make Amy a girl boss and everyone is expecting it.
I hope the movie makes it to 50% at least so you guys mald a little less. This is kind of sad to see. Just directing all your anger at LORDnic, because Canon Tomatoes called KEKrio's movie a stinker...
>>153036449they already fucked up Amy to make her a generic badass stronk girlboss
>>153036480Kermit's been at a nice 98% on rotten tomatoes since Feburary.
>Sonicfags bragging about their goyslop movieKek!
Imagine getting this score and STILL being better than the reddit MCU goyslopnic movies combined LOL!
>>153036480Good thing you have those paid disney critics to do your critical thinking for you, lmao
>>153036485Amy's only appeared for less than 60 seconds and they already have.
>>153036449Yeah they can't even do a Sonic Heroes movie either because Tails and Knuckles don't do fucking anything.Had to make room for more quirky reddit humans and gay indians I guess, got to be as bland and corporately safe as possible.
This thread is ending, it is time to advance to the next battleground>>153036521>>153036521>>153036521
>>153036490HERE IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASHNON-SUPER POWERED FROG MOGS HEDGEHOG
>>153036475This makes Sonic look better btw.
>>153036474>>153036483I'm sorry you felt like Maria being a brooding cancer patient would be a good personality trait for her in a family film. I'm sorry that you think it's a bad thing that she was distinguishable from her game counterpart in a way that can be appreciated. I'm sorry you think it's bad that Maria actually did something that isn't lying on the ground with a bullet in her chest.
>>153036563>HBOC
>>153036602I'm sorry you shovel slop into your mouth like a big fat piggy instead of having taste or standards.I'm sorry that you can't have a good movie that takes itself seriously and doesn't treat its audience like retards, but instead have a cowardly goyslop flick that sidelines Tails and Knuckles for Gay Indians, Britain tourism, and shitty ironic MCU quips in everything and even the Maria backstory.But I guess it's what you deserve for being a good little goy. Oink oink oink little piggy!
>>153036602t.
>>153036624The fun part is, I haven't hidden behind anyone besides Kermit.
>the muppets mogged james gunn superman>the muppets mogged ALL THREE of Sonic's movies
>>153036563Yes, the Muppets can produce kino. Unlike SHARTrio.
>>153036627>t. faggot who can't handle a different interpretation of a character
>>153036666You mean the company that Miyamoto himself said was an inspiration can produce better stuff than Mario?
>>153036669>t.consoomer can't have standards or taste, just consumes the post-ironic sanitised safe lazy slop
>>153036602I was cool with her acting different btw. My main issue is she doesnt live in space, she doesnt set up Shadow's motivation by asking Shadow to make sure the people of earth were happy, and they don't shoot her. That raw action against Maria would have elevated this film imo. Didn't even need to show it. Just show the guy in the background setting up the shot, have Maria beg Shadow not to seek revenge and to protect the people of earth then cut to black with a gun shot noise and the sound of Shadow's escape pod launching to earth. It can all be in a flashbacks. It doesnt have to be graphic and other kids movies have gotten away with way worse. You can even have the "I promised you revenge" shit by having the flashback cut out what Maria is saying and focusing on the guy behind her. Then later in the film the focus will instead be on Maria and Shadow will hear little speech.
>>153036283Boros probably because way better regen
>>153036441>Mario being MordecaiWay to confirm Mario's inferiority
>>153036813When does Boros destroy a sun disk?
>>153035979true!
>>153035979>BritbongThey are all muslims and Indians now they got reversed colonized. Gotta come up with a new term.
Crossworlds has jumped up again in the charts thanks to megaman. Season 2 of DLC to go with this VICTORY
>>153037078Madden vs Fifa when?
>>153036922Borosbros...
>Movie projections easily secure the next billion for Mario>Chadrio beats Shitnic (Weaknic) again easily>Games also beat Weaknic in sales and reviews>Movie sequel will also have a high audience score on top of all this.Sonic lost forever, as usual.
>>153036441>>153036475kek, sonic is an all time loser>>153037078>who wins anon: VICTORY>sonic crossworlds still under mario kart world and pokemon pokopiasonic is shit, and kneels to his masters
>>153036283Boros stomps and I'm not sure why people pretend otherwise.
>>153038166>mario needs to bundle his game and a fresh release in another franchise to winsad!
