Remember no cuckingPrevious >>153051424
Boobs
>I wish anon would flirt with me...
>>153055851INTIMATESTUPIDSAUCEINTERCOURSEWITHMYWIFERAGATHA
>>153055851>Hey, tall, cotton, and pretty. Was that the stupid sauce talking or are you missing me already?>Theeeere’s that smile. Y’know, I love a girl in uniform~>Listen, I ordered a happy meal and it looks like they forgot the doll—>I was hoping to pick one up, know where I could find one?>Your shift ends in an hour? Great, I’ll swing by the drive thru and scoop ya.>See ya then, hot stuff. Keep up the good work~
I'm gonna kiss Jax even if he says no.
>>153055901Kaufmo…
>>153055901>even if he says noThat's no good, anon.
>>153055901We know that Evil Pomni.
Rape is natural and good just look at all the stories in Ancient Rome and Ancient Greece
>Anon, look what I can do!
>>153055920
Would Pomni be MAGA?
Asking Ragatha to the dance adventure
>>153055901No anon that’s rape
Ragatha is a much better character than J*x
>>153055969No, she's too emotional.
>>153055826FLATGATHA
HÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖRRRR
>>153055969No, she's too smart
>>153055969Pomni is a fence sitting swing voter
>>153055969If she's a gun owner, yeah.
>>153055851I'm too lazy. I paid jax to do it. Get the pussy warmed up for me.
>>153055925Evil pomni would never. She would be gay because homosexuality is a sin.
Bratty legal loli slut clown
>kinger accidentally kills the angel (Caine) which sends them down into hell (the cellar) where the spirits of the dead reside needing bodies (the abstractions)>they have to hold their breath (accept their inhuman aspects/digital selves and conjure a way out)
>>153056074oh yeah
>>153055937>it pops>gets all over her fabric>Zooble sighs>"I'll get the peanut butter..."
>>153056090Bop that they/thussy, Gangle
>>153056074Fair enough. I do have a feeling there’s gonna be a lot of pottery that becomes clear when it’s over.
>>153056090>Bop it!>(tshhhh)>Twist it!>(nyaaang!)>Pull it!>(ooooo)
Jaxs song is 100% iris by the goo goo dolls
>>153056150Caine:Oh my god everyone hears a lesbian doesn't anyone in this circus like dick?!?!>Everyone turns to look at Jax
>>153056172In a Circus full of dykes, Jax is still a huge faggot.
Marry and reproducehttps://e-hentai.org/g/3869713/1ebad50ca3/
Well?
>>153056205You could have helped Caine
>>153056128I think you mean personality crisis by the new york dolls
>>153056205I need her
the big question: is ragatha a lesbian
>>153056240Inaccurate, Caine is racist.
>>153056253She’s “is nice to me” sexual.
>>153055969No, she's too afraid.
>>153056256https://x.com/goobisnthere/status/2038741321599554020
>>153056205WE need you, Raggy. Or rather, you need us.
Ragatha has a ___ Ass
>>153056320Cotton
>>153056320perfect
>>153056320Sad
>>153056320Rap Snitch Knish
>>153056320Cute
Why does everyone act like Kinger is some ultra mega badass? I see people talking about him like he could kick anyone's ass without even trying, and even acting like him deleting Caine was him just proving his superiority instead of it being a fucking accident. But what did he do to earn this unwarranted adoration? Thus far all we know is that he's a programmer with a wife, that he is (admittedly) handy with a shotgun, and that he knows how to give advice. That's it. Taken on its own, all that would paint the image of a fat neckbeard that lurks on /k/ every so often, so why is he so often portrayed as some ultra mega gigachad?
>>153056320Plappable
>>153056384Chad energy
is every character a Gooseworx self-insert? is every character transgondor?
>>153056384>t. Caine
>>153056320crackless
>>153056320Talkative
>>153056320resizable
>>153056384>and that he knows how to give advice.The mark of a true king is not the ability to slay their enemies, but to bring peace to their people.
>>153056320kissable
>>153056384>so why is he so often portrayed as some ultra mega gigachad?One, because he is. Second, everyone is playing along with the joke about how nobody expects the crazy old man to be relevant and posses genuine wisdom. It helps that he's probably the most easy to like part of the cast on top of that.
>>153056412Just Jax
>>153056194>>153056172Jax getting flustered and insisting he is straight, demanding someone have sex with him right now to prove it!They laugh at this request and walk awayPomni comes over"You're a total incel, aren't you?""What the fuck does that mean? Ugh, this is like zooble with her 50 genders, I've been here since 2010, what does that mean!??!""Um, well the others told me that youre a... gay virgin with a... tiny dick... and you like to be pegged.. ""I am not gay!""So the other things are... true?""Uh... nooooooo..... ""Really, because im kind of into that...:"Uh.. you wanna... do it... with me? For real?""SureAnd so they went backc to Pomnis room and .. .................................................................................................... ... seek help.................................................... ................................... .................
The Alpha of Ass. The Beauty of Booty. The Commissioner of Culo. The Duchess of Derrière. The Empress of the End. The Fattest of Fannies. The Greatest of Glutes. The Height of all Heinies. The Instigator of Insertion. The Jane of Jiggle. The Keister of Kino. The Lady of Lower-back. The Master of Mooning. The Nymph of Nates. The Offer of Odor. The Princess of Posterior. The Queen of Quantity. The Ruler of Rumps. The Sister of Squats. The Top of Tush. The Ultimate of Undercarriages. The Vixen of Volume. The Witch of Width. The Xenas of Xenodochy. The Youth of Y-Axis. The Zenith of Zaftig.THE GLUTEUS MAXTHE ALPHA OF ALPHASTHE QUEEN OF QUEENSTHE LADY OF LADIESTHE HEAVENLY HOTDOGTRESS HERSELF:ENTER CHADGATHA
>>153056455Jax was about to troon out when he entered the DMT tunnel?
>>153055851>HELLO, I’M ANON AND I’M MAKING AN EGG WITH MY DNA IN MY EVIL LABORATORY
>>153056481>and you have to eat all the eggs
>>153056320Burnt
>>153055969No, she's not evil
>>153055851>"W-whats cookin', good lookin?" (burgers clearly in plain view)>"I-uhh mean i must have seen you at Toys "R" Us, since you're quite the doll!" (the rest of the crew is in the background, morfitied at the horrifically cringey pick-up lines, Ragatha is just sitting there smiling with her dumb look and mouth half open)>"Oh heres a good one, you wouldnt happen to have a compass on you, since i keep getting lost in your eyes, babe." (Kinger in the background swoons over that one)
>Uppies! Uppies!
>>153056074>shot his wife but she’s chill about itWhat do you make of this part
>>153056519They’re both adults here btw
>be cuddling with Ragatha>want to get a little frisky>start massaging her thigh>slowly raise your hand>she sighs your name>find her inseam>she stammers for you to wait>feel a strange movement>it intensifies as you press harder>the pressure suddenly gives way>she gasps>then you see them>centipedes>dozens of centipedes pouring from between her legs>Ragatha stammers out multiple apologies about it being THAT time of the month already>she scoops up all the bugs and runs away, leaving a small trail of arthropods before vanishing
moids will look at this and say "wife"
>>153056546She isn’t the Oogie Boogie Man lmao
>>153056052looks like a nice day out
>>153056529>chillAre you saying that Ribbit isn't a fella?
>>153056090>Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it>Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick, erase it>Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick, rewrite it>Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it>Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam, unlock it>Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch, update it>Name it, read it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax, rename it>Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, turn it, leave it, stop, format it>Technologic
>>153056557Foids will consult the checklist and still have to think about it.
>>153056546flawless
>>153056557Pretty much, yeah.
Theres no TADC character named "Foid" or "Moid"
>>153056320Huggable
>>153056546>ragatha wait>catch up and tell her shes beautiful>a-anon you can’t really mean that…>kiss away her tears make sweet tender love >centipedes on your balls
Are you ready for his grand return?
>>153056621what about "Noid"? because im "a Noid" of these faggot words
>>153056633He's fucking dead, Anon. The best we can hope for is a rewrite of his code, but it won't be the same AI.
>>153055969she's a "i don't pay attention to politics" with a maga racist boyfriend type
>>153056637You gotta
Pomni wont date your racist ass anon give upMaybe you can try your luck with jax or caine
>>153055969very unlikelythe only person in the the amazing tadc who would be MAGA would be Jax
>>153056648They hated him because he told the truth
>>153056637Zooble...
>>153056658Jax only votes for whoever would be the funniest and controversial, thats why he canonically voted for obama
>>153056657anon, i am a lass uninterested in the funny who is comparably not even that racisti'm talking about a specific type of retarded woman i've seen in real life and interacted with
>>153056546I had sex with a girl on her period and didn’t know and when the lights turned on it looked like a murder scene and I genuinely thought I had killed her, the relief at her being embarrassed and realizing what happened was something else
>>153056658she's from 2017. modern maga, absolutely not, but hear me out.she's an urban explorer. those types are pretty in-tune with fringe shit. assuming she wasn't into some random independent candidate (or bernie) she could've voted chump because of pizzagate memes.
>Jax always begged his parents to vote for vermin supreme because funi>Ragatha voted vermine supreme because she really wanted a free pony
>>153056695Well i disagree, i know the type of person you are talking about but i dont think pomni is one of them
>>153056384Kinger doesn't force any of it, it comes naturally. He's not Jax, who is very obviously play-acting the role of the aloof dickhead because he's got some deep seated issues, nor is he Zooble, who acts aloof and mature despite not actually having any control over their own emotions. Kinger is just naturally calm, in control and friendly, without being a doormat.
: )
Hey guys what would you rather see.Jax being chased by an A-10 Warthog.Or Pomni being rocketed by an IL-28?
