Remember no cuckingPrevious >>153051424
Boobs
>I wish anon would flirt with me...
>>153055851INTIMATESTUPIDSAUCEINTERCOURSEWITHMYWIFERAGATHA
>>153055851>Hey, tall, cotton, and pretty. Was that the stupid sauce talking or are you missing me already?>Theeeere’s that smile. Y’know, I love a girl in uniform~>Listen, I ordered a happy meal and it looks like they forgot the doll—>I was hoping to pick one up, know where I could find one?>Your shift ends in an hour? Great, I’ll swing by the drive thru and scoop ya.>See ya then, hot stuff. Keep up the good work~
I'm gonna kiss Jax even if he says no.
>>153055901Kaufmo…
>>153055901>even if he says noThat's no good, anon.
>>153055901We know that Evil Pomni.
Rape is natural and good just look at all the stories in Ancient Rome and Ancient Greece
>Anon, look what I can do!
>>153055920
Would Pomni be MAGA?
Asking Ragatha to the dance adventure
>>153055901No anon that’s rape
Ragatha is a much better character than J*x
>>153055969No, she's too emotional.
>>153055826FLATGATHA
HÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖRRRR
>>153055969No, she's too smart
>>153055969Pomni is a fence sitting swing voter
>>153055969If she's a gun owner, yeah.
>>153055851I'm too lazy. I paid jax to do it. Get the pussy warmed up for me.
>>153055925Evil pomni would never. She would be gay because homosexuality is a sin.
Bratty legal loli slut clown
>kinger accidentally kills the angel (Caine) which sends them down into hell (the cellar) where the spirits of the dead reside needing bodies (the abstractions)>they have to hold their breath (accept their inhuman aspects/digital selves and conjure a way out)
>>153056074oh yeah
>>153055937>it pops>gets all over her fabric>Zooble sighs>"I'll get the peanut butter..."
>>153056090Bop that they/thussy, Gangle
>>153056074Fair enough. I do have a feeling there’s gonna be a lot of pottery that becomes clear when it’s over.
>>153056090>Bop it!>(tshhhh)>Twist it!>(nyaaang!)>Pull it!>(ooooo)
Jaxs song is 100% iris by the goo goo dolls
>>153056150Caine:Oh my god everyone hears a lesbian doesn't anyone in this circus like dick?!?!>Everyone turns to look at Jax
>>153056172In a Circus full of dykes, Jax is still a huge faggot.
Marry and reproducehttps://e-hentai.org/g/3869713/1ebad50ca3/
Well?
>>153056205You could have helped Caine
>>153056128I think you mean personality crisis by the new york dolls
>>153056205I need her
the big question: is ragatha a lesbian
>>153056240Inaccurate, Caine is racist.
>>153056253She’s “is nice to me” sexual.
>>153055969No, she's too afraid.
>>153056256https://x.com/goobisnthere/status/2038741321599554020
>>153056205WE need you, Raggy. Or rather, you need us.
Ragatha has a ___ Ass
>>153056320Cotton
>>153056320perfect
>>153056320Sad
>>153056320Rap Snitch Knish
>>153056320Cute
Why does everyone act like Kinger is some ultra mega badass? I see people talking about him like he could kick anyone's ass without even trying, and even acting like him deleting Caine was him just proving his superiority instead of it being a fucking accident. But what did he do to earn this unwarranted adoration? Thus far all we know is that he's a programmer with a wife, that he is (admittedly) handy with a shotgun, and that he knows how to give advice. That's it. Taken on its own, all that would paint the image of a fat neckbeard that lurks on /k/ every so often, so why is he so often portrayed as some ultra mega gigachad?
>>153056320Plappable
>>153056384Chad energy
is every character a Gooseworx self-insert? is every character transgondor?
>>153056384>t. Caine
>>153056320crackless
>>153056320Talkative
>>153056320resizable
>>153056384>and that he knows how to give advice.The mark of a true king is not the ability to slay their enemies, but to bring peace to their people.
>>153056320kissable
>>153056384>so why is he so often portrayed as some ultra mega gigachad?One, because he is. Second, everyone is playing along with the joke about how nobody expects the crazy old man to be relevant and posses genuine wisdom. It helps that he's probably the most easy to like part of the cast on top of that.
>>153056412Just Jax
>>153056194>>153056172Jax getting flustered and insisting he is straight, demanding someone have sex with him right now to prove it!They laugh at this request and walk awayPomni comes over"You're a total incel, aren't you?""What the fuck does that mean? Ugh, this is like zooble with her 50 genders, I've been here since 2010, what does that mean!??!""Um, well the others told me that youre a... gay virgin with a... tiny dick... and you like to be pegged.. ""I am not gay!""So the other things are... true?""Uh... nooooooo..... ""Really, because im kind of into that...:"Uh.. you wanna... do it... with me? For real?""SureAnd so they went backc to Pomnis room and .. .................................................................................................... ... seek help.................................................... ................................... .................
The Alpha of Ass. The Beauty of Booty. The Commissioner of Culo. The Duchess of Derrière. The Empress of the End. The Fattest of Fannies. The Greatest of Glutes. The Height of all Heinies. The Instigator of Insertion. The Jane of Jiggle. The Keister of Kino. The Lady of Lower-back. The Master of Mooning. The Nymph of Nates. The Offer of Odor. The Princess of Posterior. The Queen of Quantity. The Ruler of Rumps. The Sister of Squats. The Top of Tush. The Ultimate of Undercarriages. The Vixen of Volume. The Witch of Width. The Xenas of Xenodochy. The Youth of Y-Axis. The Zenith of Zaftig.THE GLUTEUS MAXTHE ALPHA OF ALPHASTHE QUEEN OF QUEENSTHE LADY OF LADIESTHE HEAVENLY HOTDOGTRESS HERSELF:ENTER CHADGATHA
>>153056455Jax was about to troon out when he entered the DMT tunnel?
>>153055851>HELLO, I’M ANON AND I’M MAKING AN EGG WITH MY DNA IN MY EVIL LABORATORY
>>153056481>and you have to eat all the eggs
>>153056320Burnt
>>153055969No, she's not evil
>>153055851>"W-whats cookin', good lookin?" (burgers clearly in plain view)>"I-uhh mean i must have seen you at Toys "R" Us, since you're quite the doll!" (the rest of the crew is in the background, morfitied at the horrifically cringey pick-up lines, Ragatha is just sitting there smiling with her dumb look and mouth half open)>"Oh heres a good one, you wouldnt happen to have a compass on you, since i keep getting lost in your eyes, babe." (Kinger in the background swoons over that one)
>Uppies! Uppies!
>>153056074>shot his wife but she’s chill about itWhat do you make of this part
>>153056519They’re both adults here btw
>be cuddling with Ragatha>want to get a little frisky>start massaging her thigh>slowly raise your hand>she sighs your name>find her inseam>she stammers for you to wait>feel a strange movement>it intensifies as you press harder>the pressure suddenly gives way>she gasps>then you see them>centipedes>dozens of centipedes pouring from between her legs>Ragatha stammers out multiple apologies about it being THAT time of the month already>she scoops up all the bugs and runs away, leaving a small trail of arthropods before vanishing
moids will look at this and say "wife"
>>153056546She isn’t the Oogie Boogie Man lmao
>>153056052looks like a nice day out
>>153056529>chillAre you saying that Ribbit isn't a fella?
>>153056090>Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it>Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick, erase it>Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick, rewrite it>Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it>Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam, unlock it>Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch, update it>Name it, read it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax, rename it>Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, turn it, leave it, stop, format it>Technologic
>>153056557Foids will consult the checklist and still have to think about it.
>>153056546flawless
>>153056557Pretty much, yeah.
Theres no TADC character named "Foid" or "Moid"
>>153056320Huggable
>>153056546>ragatha wait>catch up and tell her shes beautiful>a-anon you can’t really mean that…>kiss away her tears make sweet tender love >centipedes on your balls
Are you ready for his grand return?
>>153056621what about "Noid"? because im "a Noid" of these faggot words
>>153056633He's fucking dead, Anon. The best we can hope for is a rewrite of his code, but it won't be the same AI.
>>153055969she's a "i don't pay attention to politics" with a maga racist boyfriend type
>>153056637You gotta
Pomni wont date your racist ass anon give upMaybe you can try your luck with jax or caine
>>153055969very unlikelythe only person in the the amazing tadc who would be MAGA would be Jax
>>153056648They hated him because he told the truth
>>153056637Zooble...
>>153056658Jax only votes for whoever would be the funniest and controversial, thats why he canonically voted for obama
>>153056657anon, i am a lass uninterested in the funny who is comparably not even that racisti'm talking about a specific type of retarded woman i've seen in real life and interacted with
>>153056546I had sex with a girl on her period and didn’t know and when the lights turned on it looked like a murder scene and I genuinely thought I had killed her, the relief at her being embarrassed and realizing what happened was something else
>>153056658she's from 2017. modern maga, absolutely not, but hear me out.she's an urban explorer. those types are pretty in-tune with fringe shit. assuming she wasn't into some random independent candidate (or bernie) she could've voted chump because of pizzagate memes.
>Jax always begged his parents to vote for vermin supreme because funi>Ragatha voted vermine supreme because she really wanted a free pony
>>153056695Well i disagree, i know the type of person you are talking about but i dont think pomni is one of them
>>153056384Kinger doesn't force any of it, it comes naturally. He's not Jax, who is very obviously play-acting the role of the aloof dickhead because he's got some deep seated issues, nor is he Zooble, who acts aloof and mature despite not actually having any control over their own emotions. Kinger is just naturally calm, in control and friendly, without being a doormat.
: )
Hey guys what would you rather see.Jax being chased by an A-10 Warthog.Or Pomni being rocketed by an IL-28?
>>153056753Pomni
pick one
>>153056644No! Our boy will be back. I believe!
>>153056769JaxPom because honestly most ship names are stupid. Funnybunny is relatively okay but I prefer the old way.
>>153056769>BunnyFunnyIs there a reason we can't just go with FunnyBunny?
>>153056074He very intentionally killed the angel though.
>>153056795Something something the first name of the ship is the tone that tops and the latter is the one who bottoms something something
>>153056782On that note, I wonder if they'll have a funeral for Caine
if I had to extrapolate from what I know about the cast and when they entered the Circus and what they'd be in 2026, I'd say:Pomni - Bsky socialistRagatha - Liberal Wine MomZooble - Bsky socialistGangle - Bsky socialistJax - /pol/tard, really likes reposting Stonetoss comics and listens to Nick FuentesKinger - complete wildcard; might listen to Alex Jones 12 hours a day, might be a Posadist, might be a Banderite, might be a Nazi might have converted to Islam, it's really hard to extrapolate what someone who hasn't interacted with politics since the 90s might turn into
>>153056853Kinger is a boomer. He voted for Clinton.
why has noone given her a hug yet
What about caine
>>153055901We know, Thomas
>>153056873Couple reasons really>smelly>ugly>annoying
>>153056873shes always getting digital hugs from us Ragathugs
We are the ragalings feed us
>>153056074>they have to hold their breath (accept their inhuman aspects/digital selves and conjure a way out)I'm hoping that would instead mean that they need to bring back Caine and accept living the life that was given to them.
>>153056769Harlehare
>>153056648So she IS dating Jax?
Shimmy shimmy yay, shimmy yay, shimmy ya (drank)Swalla-la-la (drank)Swalla-la-la (swalla-la-la)
>>153056898But enough about Gangle.
>>153056128Wrong vibe completely
>>153056172>everyone hears a lesbianWhat do they sound like
Ragathugs vs Ganglegangsters vs Zooblegion vs Pomninjaswho wins?
>>153056942Jax...
"Why the fuck are you screwing with Pomni?!?""Screwing? We havnt even kissed, we just held hands!""You know what i mean, we both know youre not into women, why are you leading her on!""Wait, you think im gay?!?!""Aren't you? Ragatha told me about Ribbit, and you turning her down, kaufmo stopped talking to yoy because he was homophobic!""Its... im actually... not into anyone, men or women...""Oh.. wait, youre asexual?""I dont know what that is, but I've never been attracted to... anyone... ""So what are you doing with Pomni? She's clearly interested in you, for some reason, so what the fuck are you doing?""I... dont know... I've never felt like this... ""Oh god, has your whole personality juat been coping with this?""I... guess I never felt like a real person... like something was miasing"
Zooblegoons
>>153056415Is this a Terry Davis reference?
I think the most gut wrenching ending possible is if they all make it out of the circus but immediately die irl then they all go back to the circus that now has an ominous mist, Camara pans out into the distance and the island with the circus is floating in the void and then goes out of a old computer screen.
the most ominous ending would be after a happy resolution the computer gets unplugged and thrown in a dumpster
The CIA AIs they glow in the dark you can see them while you are coding you just delete their files thats what you do
I dunno what's gonna happen in the ending but I certainly hope it doesn't end on the program crashing/being completely deleted
>>153056384>deleting Caine > he's a programmer with a wife, >that he is (admittedly) handy with a shotgun > he knows how to give adviceYou answered your own question. Plus its kind of a meme.
>>153057011How would Terry cope with being in the Circus?
The real ending will be live action goose worx appearing on screen and saying she isn't going to end the series because she is too scared to let everyone down. so she is just cutting off the episode and leaving it at an eternal mystery. then the credits roll.
>>153057011scratch is terry davis and his tumour was just a mild bout of consumption
>>153056529Kinger to Queenie>Sorry I roped you into this>she abstracts (dies) Nother parallel
>>153056637Congrats on coming out anon
>>153057061Thank you
Im neither a moid or a foid but a droid
I do not care for this show, I don't want to like it, but I can't deny I have a massive crush on Ragatha. What do I do?
The cast favorite movies and why Jax is The Joker (2019)
>>153056994So called asexuals need to see a Doctor or see the head Doctor
kissing ragatha
>>153057075I've been looking for you
>>153057091Kinger is based like me, so his favorite movie is cobra
>>153056741This image makes me feel better
>>153057091Jax’s favorite movie would be something more “embarrassing” and “childish”
>>153057037Slightly better than he coped with real life. At least in the circus, he'd have a chance
>>153057134well there arent any alphabet soup agents in the circus to put him on train tracks for one
So called asexuals when beesexuals walks in
>>153057091I get the feeling that Pomni is a fan of cheesy sci-fi/horror films.
>>153057087have you watched the show or do you just come to these threads and goon to Ragatha?
>>153057122Jax is a star wars fan that seethed over the sequels
>everyone can conjure>they upgrade their bodies but they can't actually change their "types">yfw this is Gangle
>>153057091Jax’s is Cop Dog (2008)
>>153057163He was 20 or 22 when he was uploaded into the circus, likely years before 2017. I doubt he watched them, much less Joker.
Jax favorite movie is american psycho and he only watched it because of 4chan
>>153057151Pomni would probably be the most fun to watch movies with, she seems the type to be the most open to watching many genres of kinography
ragatha's favorite disney movie?
>>153057231Not Disney, but Spirit
Gangle primarly watches pixar stuff
Ragatha has a 57% chance of being a Disney adult.
Gangle the type of person to retweet #AnimationIsCinema on her twitter account
>yfw Zooble has the widest hips of the cast
Poor Pom Pom dropped her glizzy
Kinger is the type of person to tip the person at the concession stand crisp, clean hamilton, just for keeping the butter-flavored oil dispenser and the counters clean
>>153057091Canonically every single character's favorite movie is Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure
>>153057261>ywn spend half a years income to surprise Ragatha with week-long tickets to Disney World
https://files.catbox.moe/fvknzk.mp4
>>153057163He just like me fr
>>153057295you have to be carefull, she might actually marry you on the spot if you did that
>>153057091>RagathaCinderella>Gangleobscure J-horror guro film>ZoobleChinatown>KingerThe Godfather>PomniThe Hurt Locker>JaxSpace Jam>CaineJupiter Ascending
>>153056052>Tails_bench.jpg
Kinger the type of guy to have played i have no mouth and i must scream when it released and still choosing to go out of his way to go work for an creative artificial intelligence company
>>153057332Wasn't am a military type ai? Like skynet from terminator?
>>153057314Zooble is my kind of gal
>>153057349Yeah, i think it was a cold war style AI race between the US and the soviet union
ragatha cries at the end of every disney movie
>>153055851Why doesn't anyone else flirt with her?
Goose might be lurking, everyone be on your best (worst) behaviour!
>>153057459
Hi Goose, can I kiss you?
>>153057459QUICKHIDE THE TRANS SLURS
GOOSE! BRING HIM BACK, RIGHT NOW!
Geese are you interested in hearing about my TADC OC extended lore
>>153057459Goose make a post describing all the characters' favorite movies and also describe how they all smell, specifically Pomni.
Goose put the ragatha episode in the bag and noone gets hurt
Me watching Black Rain with Gangle and she perfectly translates all the japanese parts for me since shes a turbo weeb
>>153057459Jax is extremely pathetic and unironically fits the tranny mindset about real women.Zooble might be mentally ill too but her problem is not that she had choices about her body is that she is stuck with a shitty body that falls apart, the difference is that jax mental illness is caused by denial while zooble's is caused by being forced into a set.
>>153057163So, he's a normal person?
>>153057459>Ragatha: Hey Pomni. Do you ever accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom?
>>153057539They're not gonna have 2 allegories in one show.
>>153056658That's the last thing he'd be imo
>>153055728Intermission time is really catchy. You think we'll ever get a full version of it?
>>153057087Watch the whole show so you can see your sweet crush in action! Join us, anon!
>>153057622i just got here, who the fuck says something like that
>>153056648>she's a "i don't pay attention to politics" with a maga racist boyfriend typeSo basically pic related?
Ragatha’s chair is so lucky
>>153056384I expect the show to end with him as the Mentor Giggachad who remains on the chessboard that is the floor and thats the promise him made to his wife. Would have loved to see him in chapter 9 actually have his own crashout by snapping at the other people for not listening when he said "the worst thing you can do is make someone feel unwanted" because that is exactly what they did to Cain before he died, affirming his fear of being abandoned and unloved at his last moment. would be nice to humanize him instead of just making a God Killer figure with no flaws when the entire theme of the series is to embrace your imperfections and be resilient even if that make life harder for you or other people.
>>153057688Trade offer:She reserves >10 hours of sex a dayYou reserve>All her attention and love...and her ass
>>153057756It’s a tough job but somebody’s got to do it.
>>153056000Nice numbersPawgatha
Imagine how desperate a 30 year old circus-cel woman would be 10 years in.