Why doesn't Batman just implant kryptonite bombs in Superman and Supergirl's heads?
because someday superman might become the joker and bats can't do without his best friend
>>153069554Too easy.
Why doesn't Batman just rape Superman?
>>153069554Because the kryptonite radiation would give him Krypton cancer and make his dick fall off the same way it made Lex Luthor lose a hand.
>>153069566hear can hear you fart from the vaccum of space.how the fuck is putting an implant in his head "easy"
>>153069588Because he's Batman.
>all kryptonians visiting earth must have trackers, tags, and green space rocks inside them at all times
>>153069554you can't be prepared for anyone if you kill everyone you need to prepared for