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>Cartman's bored watching the news, knowing it's all just Trump 24/7
>Cartman realizes that whenever Trump says anything, people will do the exact opposite. He becomes the strongest anti-Trump voice, riling people up
>Students who are easily manipulated like Tweek, Butters, and Clyde completely buy it and do inane things, thinking they're making a difference
>Realizing he can take this further, he highlights Trump saying horrible things about Jews, women, minorites, etc. This gets the more even-tempered students like Kyle, Tolkien and most of the girls go ballistic
>Stan is the sole straight man, but anytime he tries getting people to see through it, they get on his case and say he's downplaying Trump's influence
>Other students feel the same way, but they're nobodies
>Randy and Cartman are working side by side, with Randy blind to Cartman's BS because "he's on the right side for once"
>It's up to Stan to start a resistance against this sort of behavior, recruiting more people to his cause
>He eventually gets Kyle, Tolkien and Wendy to his side, and they give an "I learned something today" speech about how even though Trump sucks, blind contrarianism goes nowhere.
>Some people are moved by this, chilling the hell out
>Others double down on their anti-Trump delusion, causing more chaos
>This gives the pro-Trump people more to work with
>As both sides fight more, Cartman casually walks behind them, saying he's won
>Wendy and Kyle can't believe it
THE END