I can’t believe Marvel betrayed and murdered one of its biggest superheroes, Paul Rabin…
They'll bring him back. They need Paul. We all need him.
cute outfit reference
>>153072551>it turns out we never needed him and are better off now that he’s gone.
>>153072483>AIEEE>SAVE ME SPIDER-MAN>SAVE ME VENOMJ>SAVE ME CARNAGEDDIE
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>>153072597He's the hero we need. The favorite child of the One Above All. All of Marvel's history was leading up to Paul's debut, from the very beginning.
>>153072628Hush kiddo. I’m actually just trying to bait out your big brother with this thread, the Gwenschizo.
>>153072657Well, there's no Gwenschizo here today. Just me. (Actually, that gives me an idea for a fresh new edit...)
Fresh off the presses, get it while it's hot boys!
FRIDGED LIKE A MOFO
Marvel Rivals showed this pic in the game but Paul manipulated Dylan into destroying the perfectly game running TV. I don't understand what do Gwenfags want.
>>153072657You're just as much of a problem at this point.
>>153072791>let a homeless teenager whose dad made a hobby of abandoning him live in your home out of the goodness of your heart>he spends the whole time insulting you and breaks your TVI've said it before and I'll say it again, Paul should have just let that little ingrate be S.C.A.R.'s problem.
>>153072815>zero explanationSo I take it that you want Gwen to stay dead. Got it.
>>153072848Actually, I think it would be pretty funny if Marvel makes a running gag out of Gwen coming back and dying over and over again. Make her the Kenny of Marvel. Shit, they're both blond.
>>153072713>>153072723Imagine laying out all this bait trying to reel in a big fish like Gwenschizo, only to have some favor guppy trundle on in. Listen, hurry up and get the big guy in here. I’ve got nothing for you, you’re a waste of time.
>>153072903Guppy? I prefer to see myself as a clownfish. *BADUM-PSSSSCH*
Imagine trying to explain all this horseshit to a little kid who just loves Spider-Man.
>>153072986You should stop being weird.
>>153072986>>153073022Oof, I misread that as you trying to explain it. Nevermind.
>>153072483Now that Paul is dead he should date Gwen I bet they have a lot in common maybe they can get married to each other in the afterlife.
>>153072953*yawn* anyways I really need one of the big kids to come out and play.
>>153072986Unnecessary because Spider-Man comics are for adults. Kids have their cartoons and movies.
>>153073112You still have Paulberg. You all still have Paulberg!
Damn… even Gwenschizo is sick of Paul I guess. We Paulbros better move on to Flash Thompson or something, like a bunch of spineless cuckolds.
marywhorekeks
>>153073277Again, without Gwenschizo you guys aren’t much of anything. He’s basically your star quarterback here. He’s been carrying you all this time. Where’d he go? He came back yesterday! You guys really need him.
>>153073022I refuse
>>153073434Paaaaauuuuulbeeeerrrrrg...
>>153073988Put Peter over Fry’s face.
I bet the only killed off Paul because Gwenschizo was weak.
I read the preview of Web of VenomThe fake Spider-Man is 100% Boomerang, the symbiote specifically references that he has the fastest arm in the world, which matches with his background as a baseball player
>>153074083Bring Herman back as a Symbiote.
>>153074083Anon, it's pretty damn obvious when he did the Wolverine cover reference but it was boomerangs.So much for "It's a deep cut character" but maybe Boomer is turning over a new leaf or angling at something.
>>153074095>Anon, it's pretty damn obvious when he did the Wolverine cover reference but it was boomerangs.I didn't register that was another hint lol
>>153074095>Boomerang>not a deep cut 90% of people
>>153074065But Fry represents all of you, not Peter.
>>153074065Put MJ and/or Dylan over Fry’s face!
>>153074091SYMBROITES
>Paul thread>Everyone wants to talk about Boomerang insteadPaulbros not like this….
>>153074506MJ should get together with Boomerang tbqh they have so much in common now
>>153074564I think Boomerang should get together with the useless dead whore 616 Gwen Stacy… though he might be too good for her…Boomerang is a better and more popular guy than Paul though, I’ll admit that.
>>153074587Nah, 616 Gwen should become Norman's ghost girlfriend.
>>153074931>Norman Osborn wants to transition
>>153074961>tfw no ghost girlfriend to haunt you and give you ghost blowjobs in your sleep
>>153072483really anon therere is no need to flood the board with spider-man thread control yourself man,>>153074225>>153074799
>>153074931hey norman did you you know your son harry fucked peter's aunt and she had his child. We are at marvel are making that story canon right now never mind sins past just wait untill fans read that story.
>>153075034Did YOU know that Torment is Paul's future self and he traveled back in time to fake his past self's death? Why do you think he has a spiral motif?
>>153075067shitposting aside it really is true haryy really did fuck petter's aunt
>>153075067bad weather we are having you say?
>>153075082And it's also true that Torment is Future Paul.
>>153072573>>153072483>Except they're clearYEEUUPP.
>>153072483I’m so glad Paul’s dead.
>>153075439No he isn't, he still has to become Torment and go back in time to fake his own death.
>>153075456Nope. In my mind he actually gets ran over by a train, gets ran a train on by Zeb, his own creator, and then he gets thrown into the gay dimension (formerly known as San Francisco).
>>153075483Right, but in reality he survives and becomes Torment.
>>153072483Gail shitting on him officially elevated Paul to legend status
>>153075522>Power Girl blows her chance with Marvel's Chaddest Chad and has to settle for the mentally ill, suicidal murderhobo whose ex-wife divorce raped him
>>153075558non-canon
MLK Martin Lurther KingMWK marywhorekeks
>>153075510>even Paul is sick of PaulHilarious
>>153075713Nah man, pay attention, he was just faking his own death to deflect suspicion. Now everyone thinks Paul is dead so he can't possibly be Torment, all according to keikaku. (Translator's note: keikaku means plan.)
>>153075758>Paul is a sociopathic serial killer out to murder Dylan, and has already killed countless people.lmao I always knew that genocidal fuck’s nice guy act was only ever just a scam.
>>153075666We should bring Gwenschizo back to this thread again, he can teach you other Paulbros how to post better.
>>153075930That's part of the keikaku too. Present Paul is going to come out of nowhere to save the day and look like a hero, that's Future Paul's real goal.
>>153076573>Paul is a gaslighting piece of shit who killed dozens of people including trying to kill Dylan because it gives him an erection.I guess Paulfags get the hero they deserve.
>>153076923Paul will use his Paul powers to resurrect all of them later, it's okay.
>>153074506We have to continue to explore New Frontiers, anon. Paul is yesterday's news.
>>153077279Paul is the past, present and future of Marvel.
>>153077640>of MarvelAs the epitome of Marvel's past, present, and future Jewish exploitation, against Jews, by Jews, and for Jews.What a shame Paul has to embody all that.
>>153072483cute feet
>>153077833hey now, Kitty's was starting to have backpains
>>153080342Kek. I mean there also was that one superheroine who is literally wearing Israel's flag too in that Hulk comic.
>>153077010>Paulfags think murder is okay if Paul does it
>>153080827Paulfags love genocide and suicide. No in between.
>>153073098Didnt she come back a ghost and judge peter or something?