If she's so smart, why doesn't she solve world hunger?
>>153080114If she is so smart, why she doesn't have a college degree?
>>153080114there's no solution any more than there's a 'meaning' to life (do they mean purpose? or goal? what the fuck is a meaning? usually meaning is definition)some parts of the world can support life, others can't. If you're in a part that can't, you dig for water. if you find some, you can get by. if not, you leave. plenty of room in russia. I'd love to see them try to keep you out.also why does she have to be 4, jesus. nerdy girls should be like 10 minimum, and ideally 12.
She knows that if she did, the overpopulation would result in the extinction of the species, as well as the collapse of most ecosystems.
>>153080114"Lincoln, theesh' people are thrown Trillionsh' of dollarsh' of our aid every single year, and they never do anything with it. I could grow them a chicken the size of an antellope and they'd sh'till kill it and kentucky fry it in a plastic bucket before it laysh' one egg. Eventually you jush't have to realise some people are not fit for sh'osh'iety, and they prefer it that way."
>>153080378This is true for a certain continent where multiple other continents have attempted aid, but she could surely do something for more common people that simply are unable to get food due to other circumstances such as disabilities that make choosing between medication and food a very serious thing they have to go through on a monthly basis.
>>153080347This>>153080378Also this. I don't think someone like Lisa would not advocate eugenics.
>>153080347that's you're joking, right
>>153080533Is he wrong?
>>153080533No, I’m not joking. It's like cancer.16.7% of humans die of cancer, most of them old. Of we cured it, nearly 10 million deaths would be prevented annually, mostly of retired peiple. The economy of every country would collapse in a year.
>>153080603Not him but I think the economy would adjust to that in particular fairly quick. We're barely making it with those old bags keeping their houses expensive with zoning law bullshit even with them dying, reducing deaths isn't gonna change that. The louds in our economy would be sitting on a pretty million despite all that shithole's flaws.
>>153080114because she goth nerd, not a tom nerd. the same way Dexter is a trad nerd and Jimmy is a chungus nerd.
>>153080649>the economy would adjustApproximately 2 to 3 working people currently support one retired person. In countries where the population is aging, this ratio is shrinking. Japan and Korea are already past the point of no recovery.We would need to come to with a way to make birth rates go way up before we cure cancer, but if we do we would have lots of new babies and 16.7% less old people dying from cancer. The overpopulation would ruin us anyway. Cure cancer, kill mankind. Cure hunger, kill mankind.Sorry. I don't like it more than you do.
>>153080721>the same way Dexter is a trad nerd and Jimmy is a chungus nerd.
>>153080739If you fixed the exploited housing market and destroyed the "import migrants and pay them to fuck until we have infinity votes" strat entirely then you would be able to have these things without it destroying the economy. But because of that the louds will have a 4 million dollar house that no one will ever buy because they live in a nice neighborhood. The only problem is everything is intentionally being fucked with at all times to benefit old retards who only care about securing their pensions.
>Solve world hunger>Poison any food being sent below the equatorWhat would Lisa say about that?
>>153080876>The only problem is everything is intentionally being fucked with at all timesEven if that's the pnly problem, or the main problem, and if we fix that then we can afford to have over 10 million extra old people survive anually, then, what do you suggest we do to remedy that?Do you see anyone working to un-fuck the situation? And keep in mind, that's *if* what you think is the problem actually is the problem.
>>153080933Use the excess surviving elderly brains to turn them into killer cyborgs so we can conquer the world and force them all to like the loud house. 24/7 streams of the loud house on all broadcast channels and streaming services including youtube.
>>153080114I want to play with her feet.
>>153080997She's working on that.
>>153080114She will probably do it once she get old enough to care about that, for now most of her experiments are too ambitious but tend to fail on one way or another.And about that, there's a possibility that there won't be a final episode, and if that's the case then we'll never know.Also, the long jaw future version looks awful.
>>153081418lincoln's head is shaped like an egg
It would be cool if Lisa sat on my lap, wearing only socks and maybe panties, and we watched Zaboomafoo on VHS, and then my dad walked in and saw us, and immediately realized that we were just watching TV and that she had removed most of her clothes because my room had no AC, and so my dad made absolutely no unfair accusations.
>>153081481What the fuck happened to you, man?Did you trick a toddler to sit on your lap with zaboomafoo tapes? Did you molest a baby?I think your dad got the picture exactly correct. Like, perfectly right.
>>153081476Yeah, and Lucy's head looks like a pear.Now every fanfic about them should be about an unattractive couple?.
>>153081481A scenario that specific usually comes with a story.
>>153082373The guy got caught by his dad with a tiny nude girl on his lap watching zabomafoo, and now is trying to convince people to produce cartoons and stories about his dad not making a big deal of of it, because he wants to basically rewrite the past through cartoons.It's Linkara, Mr. Enter, or even CWC level insanity.
>>153080224She actually does. >>153080114She has to teach a man to fish.
