How come beach episodes aren't a thing in western cartoons? The Simpsons, Hey Arnold and Dexter are the only shows I remember when beach episodes.
>>153084456Japan is an islandCalifornia is a traffic jam
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>>153084456It has to be relatable.For every Californian who could spend a Saturday a Santa Cruz or Long Beach there is a Texan who has never see more water than a public pool, a Chicago and North-Eastern kid who has been told to never touch the cold and polluted water and a Floridian kid who has to work weekends serving food to richer tourists instead of learning to swim.
FOP, Spongebob, Rocket Power, ATLAoff the top of my head
>>153084475But cartoons are made in California
>>153084456Rocko's Modern Life, Jimmy Neutron, Arthur, Ben 10, Avatar, Fairly Oddparents, Phineas and Ferb, Steven Universe, OK K.O., Bluey, Kiff and Big City Greens have all beach episodes
>>153084492>>153084502Only Avatar had an actual beach episode.
>>153084492Does Rocket Power count when the main characters live in a beach town and most of the show takes place on the beach?
>>153084456Lilo & Stitch, The Weekenders, Recess if you count the Lilo & Stitch crossover.
>>153084456>western cartoonsFortunately, there won't be any more of em in the future
>>153084475But cartoons aren’t relatable
>>153084456People are too poor to go on a trip to the beach. At best you might get a pool episode or one where they pretend to be at the pool.
>>153084546Kys, faggot
>>153084739He is right tho
TADC has one
>>153084456I'm pretty sure western shows did it before anyone else
>>153084456Because Americans are brought up to hate the beach.>Constant traffic going in and out>Gotta walk two miles across the sand to reach the water>Every step is filled with broken glass bottles and used syringes>Can't go in the water anyway because of riptides or jellyfish>Day is perpetually grey and overcast, and somehow you sunburn faster>Some wiseass always wants to reference Jaws>Nobody wears sexy bathing suits because they don't wanna be objectified>Everything is overpriced, be it full restaurants or soda vending machines>Ultimately go home feeling burned, sore, and miserable
>>153084840Don't ya have shitload of free space there? Can't you just find a wild beach?
>>153084772I don't care.
>>153084790shame that show is a flop
>>153084512yes. so does bobs burgers
>>153084883Those are usually off-limits to the public because of sea turtle nests or other wildlife preserves.
>>153084790Pointless of the girls aren't hot
>>153084840What?-lives near beaches
>>153085031Americans take sea turtles very seriously since they bury their eggs in the sand. The authorities will block off entire swarths of beachfront property so nobody accidentally steps on a nest and anybody who so much as sets a foot on the sand will get thrown into jail.
>>153084475>Texan who has never see more water than a public poolhuh?
>>153085066I live near beaches and sea turtles. It happens less than you think and it comes in seasons that are predictable. It also happens with certain migratory birds, but if the city planned ahead, those areas are designated in the first place.
does Daria count? There's one in the intro to the movie
And then there's goose and gull shit which contains e.coli meaning the beach is a petri dish.
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>>153084456I thank god I'm not autistic enough to self-insert as Gumball or Lincoln Loud
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>>153084456OP confirmed to not watch cartoons. Or retarded. Or baiting. Probably all three. There are literally shows that take place entirely near a beach. So I'll Hailey's On It since that does as well.
>>153084502>Ben 10Oh yeah!
>>153084456Avatar had a good one.
>>153085657>Quirky brown girl Disney protagonist Why would anyone watch that?
>>153084456Imminent molestation.
>>153084883There are no "wild" beaches. They've all been bought by boomers for shitty vacation homes on stilts. "OH MURRAY CALL THUH POH-LEES! THOSE KIDS ARE BACK ON OUR BEEEECH!"
>>153085687This is the only western beach episode. Beach episodes aren't really about the beach.
>>153085918Elaborate.
>>153085687What
>>153085935Beach episodes are just an excuse to show the characters' bodies
>>153084475Then have characters going on a beach trip
>>153084456Young Justice.
>>153086284Why are Miss Martian's boobs so small?
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>>153086972This isn't a milf thread.
>>153084475>there is a Texan who has never see more water than a public poolYou realize Texas is located on the southern coast of the US.
>>153086635Cause she knows guys don't like big tits
>>153084456Beach days are kind of a regional thing. If you life in the middle of a land-locked state, what beach are you going to? In Japan, you can hit the beach with ease from almost anywhere on the island.
