This is some bullshit.Where are my favorite spider characters in this swimsuit art?
>>153085839>Where’s Julia CarpenterLet's be real, she was always more of an Avengers character than a Spidey book character, and the 2010s Spidey books have permanently ruined her.There is an Avengers cover but she's not on it, and it's by modern JR jr, who is a terrible fit for a swimsuit cover.>AranáNobody believes she's one of your favorites, OP.>Spider-Boy and Spider-Girl?They're not going to do swimsuit pedo-bait.
>>153085839Who fucking caresWhy is Aunt May dressed like a prude?
How Venom and MJ are in the pic?
>>153086232Aunt May is the most important supporting cast member according to Marvel and Venom is just popular.
>>153085839Sexy
>>153085839Fuck those losers, where's P-P-P-PAH-PUH-PAH-PAH-PUH-PAH-PUH-PUH-PUH-PAAAAAAUUUUUUUL?
>>153086232Notice how from this angle you can't quite see all of Venom's arm behind MJ, there's actually a tether coming out of her ass to him so they're still connected.
>>153087627rotting in his shitty apartment where they abandoned his corpse lmao
>>153087659That's not what I choose to believe happened.
>>153087678Ok. You're gonna have to live with the fact people disagree with you and that this level of conversation is boring. If you continue like a schizo to just directly enforce your idea upon others then they will never be accepted. Thus your ideas and efforts are wasted and will fade into obscurity. >inb4 no u, I substitute reality with my own said as a genuine thought instead of a tongue in cheek jokeYeah ok. Have fun wasting life. I'm gonna go now.
>>153088045I choose to believe that everyone agrees with me. I reject your reality and substitute my own. Mine's better anyway.
>Jessica has fatter tits than MJ or Felicia As it should be
>>153088061I choose to believe what you just said is a lie and you actually are the most disingenuous/insecure person currently living and that you secretly agree witb every word I said.Yep, subjective reality ends up being something that can't be universalized and now you don't have any power or can even take pleasure in any of what you said before. It is all just a waste of time.
>>153085839if Julia isn't drawn as Sydney Sweeney form now on, I don't care
>>153088432Yes, but what you believe is irrelevant, because I have substituted your boring reality where I'm wrong with my awesome reality where I'm always right. There is no subjective reality, there is only my reality.
>>153088504>irrelevantTo you. Irrelevant to the oncoming train that your Indian ass wants to stop? Sorry but that object is gonna cave in your entire skeleton and leave you dead, unable to see any reality from that point on. Then that becomes relevant to you.>substitutedProve it. Prove that you have done so. Otherwise, the fact that I am not governed by it right now shows that it is fake cope on your end. Your incompetent, unable to comprehend the breakfast hypothetical-mind cannot conceive I do not live within your reality. >>153088476Why would you want fish lips to be in front of your eyes? Ugh. I mean sure her body is hot. But yeah...nah. I gotta look at a face like that in order to get the rest of it? Nah.
Welp looks like the schizo is using every brain cell to cook up some new cope but it looks like that's not gonna produce anything. Kek.
J. Scott Campbell has drawn Araná before. Why not include her in swimsuit pic?
>>153088753She's not in Spider-Verse so she doesn't exist anymore.
>>153088753Perhaps JSC doesn't care about her as much? Whoa...shocking.
>>153088576>bluh bluh bluh bluh bluhNope. I'm right because I say so.
>>153085839That's Miles? He's 30?
>>153089135I accept your concession underage b&.
>>153089232If I say that the sky is green with pink polka dots, the sky is green with pink polka dots.
>>153089236Yep you sure did say that the sky is green with pink polka dots. Yet...why did you have a gun to your head? NO ANON DON'T DO IT! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR! YOUR TRANNY DELUSIONS MIGHT HAVE BEEN PROVEN WRONG BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING! OH FUCK!>*gunshot*
>>153089236Sorry but it's actually green with PURPLE polka dots and you're Vegeta and I think saw doc somewhere around here....>Piccolo teleports behind youYeah I think you're in for a rude awakening...
>>153085839why doesnt jessica drew fuck spider man
>>153089736Oh, Miles already fucked her. Trust me, anon.
>>153087609Do they even know each other? I mean have they exchanged more than five sentences total?
