Again, behave.>Thread Topic:Why is the JoJo verse so relatively weak?
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
Say it.
Post Goku being immune to radiation.
Jojo is majority Hax instead of raw strength. Unique win scenarios that can’t be replicated elsewhere. It doesn’t mean that they’ll lose however. But if a meathead gets first strike that’s a bad sign
>>153086915>>153086926My hero can do both of these. That's right. It's the Chernobyl Mountain Fucker.
>>153086925Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse!
Post Omni-man being immune to acid.
Good morning /dbg/! As of right now we have a little more than a day before our hero BakuKING completely humiliates and Gapes Reze and her entire verse.I think this is a good moment for us to look back and laugh at all the LIES and COPES the Rezesisses made during this waiting period and before that.>"Reze is immune to explosions!"WRONG. She feels pain from her own explosions, and she literally detonated her own body and had to regenerate a new one, that's why she loses her clothes mid fight.On top of that after transforming in front of a public safety building she needed to drink blood because healing from the damage of her own transformation left her dry>"All hybrids are immune to their concepts!"WRONG. Katanaman was sliced by a katana.>"ALL HYBRIDS HAVE UNIQUE ABILITIES LIKE POCHITA! REZE'S UNIQUE ABILITY IS BEING IMMUNE TO EXPLOSIONS!"WRONG. Pochita isn't even part of the Weapon hybrids, he's something else entirely.>"Reze can remotely detonate Bakugou's sweat! She can explode him from the inside!"WRONG. She needs to send sparks in order to detonate stuff from a distance>"Bakugou can't even destroy a building!"WRONG. Bakugou destroys a building in his first day at UA during a training exercise>"MANGA REZE CAN DESTROY A BUILDING!"WRONG. Manga Reze never destroyed a building>"Movie Reze stopped time! Bakugou never stopped time with his speed alone!"WRONG. Bakugou did stop time during his awakening.>"ALL OF BAKUGOU'S FEATS INVOLVE HARMLESS LIGHT SHOWS! HE NEVER ACTUALLY DESTROYS SOMETHING WITH HIS EXPLOSIONS UNLIKE REZE!"WRONG. Both of Reze's best feats in the movie involve random explosions that never leave any destruction around. But in his movies Bakugou can destroy huge formations of natural rock with his explosions.Overall Rezesisses have proven themselves to be lying faggots who can't powerscale to save their lives, so we should mock them for that.That's all folks! Hope you enjoy the CSM humiliation ritual tomorrow!
>>153086953delete your post NOW
Surely the next fight can’t be as boring as BakuReze, surely
>>153086858Sonic fans... Its over.You have to stop.You will never be Mario, you will never be Goku. You will never surpass or reach them.Its a goal you shall never achieve no matter how hard you try, how many fanfics you write, how much furry porn you commission...Its time to give up and rest. Your ancestors are waiting for you to join them.
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen featsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
>>153086973TRVKE
>>153086962Jesus I hope the next matchup is something worth talking about. We had a good few minutes last thread about the Colombo vs Light match. Maybe it’ll scare off the ritual posters since all physical feats are null and void there
>Boruto's dad
>>153086925WALLtos. That is all.
>>153086973>it's AFRAIDBut it's never going to stop. In fact, it's only just BEGINNING!Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse! LOL
>>153086858Jojo is carried by Hax for the most part. Like once you actually apply context to feats like the silver chariot thing you realize the guys are kinda ass
>>153086989I'm going to be honest with you, my guy, this MU would give us a boring ass waiting period. Not only we know who wins but the "fight" would be a nothing burger as we literally know the exact way it would go down to the potential jokes they could make, and that's assuming DB's writing manages to be even remotely funny for once
>>153086962....Who are these characters?
>>153086973
>>153087021>HBOCSHITnickek...
>Sharty fags constantly that the piss out of trannies, niggers, and anyone in between.>But sharty fags will also spam about being "better men".I don't get it.
>>153087021>whataboutis
>>153087029>>153087039>the audience reviews only matter when it benefits MY favorite toy IP
Who would win in a fight?
>>153087014Maybe it’s more muh potential. We need a INT showdown for once. Once that shits on the raw power scaling fags that eat nothing but beam struggle, bullshit feat slop
>>153087035Once you let something live in your head rent free, it's over.
>>153086858Jojo is scaled to light speed and City to mountain level AP.So when. You put a Jojo character against a Light speed Mountain level character they usually get stomped because if a character can reliably be scaled to the speed of light they can likely go beyond that, same deal with their AP.So unless the hax carries Jojo characters are weak for the weight class they usually get wanked towards.And if you put a Jojo character against a character that on paper fights in a similar level to other Jojo characters the Jojo guys stomp with their FTL scaling
>>153086989What is there to discuss? We all know its a rigged Light spite episode.
Mario GAPED Sonic in the following:>Death Battle>Video Games>Movies>All other media
>>153087047Rude Doge dweebifies every single one of them instantly.
>>153086989Will this be the episode that brings "Guts does this every day of his life!" as a winning argument?Because that is legit i have ever seen Columbo "fans" argue.
Kratos winning was healthier for Powerscaling as a whole.There's more than one way to powerscale, but Asuratards represent the feat purist view that won't accept anything but on screen feats and will screech and moan over size more than a white girl with a black boyfriend.If we indulge these people too much the Powerscaling landscape would change to one that only favors AAA slop with big Explosions and space themes.Kratos however represents the more flexible approach to Powerscaling, You can be strong without big Kabooms and flashy shit. This enables a greater variety of verses to stand a chance against big budget productions in the Powerscaling landscape, or in the case of GoW more variety of narratives to face simplistic braindead featspam verses that only exists for the sake of Powerscaling (like Asura's Wrath)That's why /dbg/ seethes so much about Kratos, this place is full of Dragon Ball, DC, and Marvel, fans, 3 verses with almost infinite money behind them. Allowing their productions to showcase big feats at the expense of their poor narrative.Thanks to Kratos we can have more esoteric and out there power systems because DB made their stance clear: A single "this guy can destroy the universe" statement has the same value as 30 minutes of an angry guy screaming and destroying starts in a flashy animation.
>>153087063Is the writing good though>B-but box of-MCU made money too. still a shit franchise.
>sonicfag asking about writing
Give me your energy, you fools!Do you want to see Sonic destroy our universe?!
>>153087074>whataboutismDone. Also the Mario movies are more well written than GOYnic's slopfest.
>>153087068Columbo literally doesn't even have a canon first name.
>mariofags are here malding over CHADnic>not playing bing bing wahooThis says it all, really.
>>153087063True.
>>153087073
>>153087090
>>153087068I have seen them argue that "Columbo has no name!" when that would not be a factor against Misa, Mikami or a desperate Light.
>>153087105Yes, Sonicuck, that's what the average SHARTnic movie is.
>>153087058The discussion is if it'll be funny or lead to anything else down the line. Call it a stepping stone for matches that are actually interesting and INT fueled
>>153087098>>153087106
>>153087115Name one memorable moment from the Mario film since you're willing to die on this hill
>>153087106Thing is, think of it from a meta standpoint. It'd be pretty lackluster to see Light write...something down that the audience can't see. If Columbo had a canon first name, Light writing it down in a big dramatic flourish would make for the big impactful finisher. But he has none, so we'd just see Light jot down some unknown name that we don't get to see, and that'd be kind of a lame duck ending.
>>153086962>NOOOOO MANGA REZE DIDN'T DO X!!!>erm chud, in this random movie bakugo reacted to a guy who in this other random part of the story dodged a laser. that means he's superhyperpoopermftl+++++++++++
>>153087118Dexter vs... uh....mmm Phoenix Wright vs Makoto is also a proper fight.>>153087123It does not matter if he has no name The eyes give you the name needed to write.Read.
>>153087122The final battle with Bowser.
>>153087047>one gets abused all the time>one fucking dies all the time>one talks and hangs with a tard>one is fat and a superheroTake a guess.
>>153087102This was 9/11 for Shartnic fans.
SLOWnic.....
>>153087132>It does not matter if he has no nameYou didn't acknowledge anything I said. How is Death Battle going to make Light write something unknown and unseen exciting?
>>153087140...that's it?
>>153087132Wonder what the set up of a Wright vs Makoto would look like. Saul vs Edgeworth would also work good too as a battle of wits
>Sonc is 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... how did we become Sonic's SISSIES?
>>153087144So was this.
>>153087131>Rezefag is hallucinating shit that never happened Don't worry, soon you'll be a monster no longer...
>>153087159Don't forget this as well!
>KEKnic
>>153087106Show Light using the Shinigami eyes. Also this is Light vs. Columbo, not Misa or Mikami vs. Columbo, so they don't matter.
Is there a more embarrassing way to defend a movie than saying>It's a movie for kids (then why are you even watching it)>It made money who gaf>you just lack fun and whimsy
>>153086858Is this accurate?
>>153087159looking back, this animation is so pristine and good.
>>153086858I dunno I don't think there's anything wrong with Jojo being a lower level verse, it's a nice break to discuss more grounded fights where powers, abilities, and even skills matter more instead of just wanking over who destroys more universes/dimensions. The only problem as far as Death Battle is concerned is when they put Giorno against a Persona character with outerversal SMT scaling, but then that's really more of a problem with Persona wank in general when they really shouldn't be scaling to SMT in the first place.If anyone has any more examples of "low stats, high hax" verses like JoJo, JJK, CSM, Project Moon, etc feel free to mention them because I quite enjoy these types of matchups.
>>153087118It's going to be retarded and tank any possibility of further 'int' matchups as it reveals there's no intelligence in Death Battle's writing. As if Kratosura didn't already accomplish this.
>>153087180Is there anything more embarrassing than being a tranny SHITnic fan?
>>153087147He... writes it off screen? Why do you need to see the name?>>153087153Phoenix and Makoto do have proper powers. Its mostly just Phoenix cornering Makoto into a situation where its impossible to dodge the next finger point court shaking wind blast.Maya is there just to give him the magatama. Kirigiri would be the more competent of the two and might have the martial arts to do something about Wright's superior physical stats.
>>153087173>>153087175>HBOCku
>>153087194defending an illumination film
You will all see a double confirmed multiversal Kratos destroying mountains in the remake just wait
>>153087182Kars would just adapt to infinity.
don't tell him this but MK solos his favourite verses and also so does superman
>>153087205SCHIZOnic...
>>153087217Mario Kart?
A reminder that Light never received the Shinigami Eyes because of his own ego. People aren't understanding that just like in the original series, his own pride will be his downfall. Columbo is a perfect match for him because he plays directly off of douchebags like Light that think they're the smartest person ever. He'll never see Columbo as a threat until it's too late, that's exactly how the guy operates.
Is this accurate?
>>153087182Kars is such a fraud and gets raped by Mereum
>>153087204Kill yourself.
>>153087169I know very well that Reze is going to lose, 99% of deathbattle is just braindead chainscaling and shit like "muh laser dodging" or "muh cloud moving"Come the fuck on, this is the same series where a guy who struggled to chop down a tree was classified as more powerful than a guy who punched out literal stars and planets.
>>153087178Light asks for the eyes when everything looks dire in the japanese live action drama. So it is always an option he can go for.He can also just say that if he is jailed by Columbo's sly doggery, He will be forced to give up Misa's role in everything so Rem kills Columbo.
In this present crisis government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the solution to our problem.
>>153087229>HBOCku means samefagRETARDku...
>>153087256>live action dramaSo a non-canon spinoff.
>>153087178Also they do matter. They are Light's assets.Oh boy i guess when Jigsaw or Junko gets on the show, it would just be an old man or Junko not having a single monokuma around.
>>153087236Yep, PSYCHOku would do this.
THIS IS LOUIE I JUST DREW HIM YESTERDAY BUT YOU ALL HAVE TO LOVE HIM BECAUSE AS THE AUTHOR I SAY IT'S CANON THAT HIS POWERLEVEL IS 500 BILLION
>>153087236>two unknown Sonic victims, c. 2025
>>153087271And? Wanna argue canonicity in death battle? Because theyve used side shit for pretty much every verse by now.
>>153087207Sorry it wasn’t made by DEIsney, WOKExar or whatever leftshit redditslop you trannies on xitter are jerking off lately
Post FLOPnic's value. NOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
>>153087276...Why the fuck would we get a Junko/Jigsaw episode? Jigsaw doesn't even fight. And they're not "assets" they're two entirely different characters. It'd be like in Batman's episodes if Robin came and helped him out.
"Lumbo you sly dog you got me.I should have known that youd seduce Mikami, Takada and Misa, figure out im Kira from just the public info and hack into L's investigation files before our fight, charm me with your skills to get you into the L HQ in japan or allow Matsuda to bring you in without me even knowing about it.And when i dallowed you in without asking for your name and trying to kill you on the spot, giving you a full on brief of all the information about the death note and L's investigation, gosh you got me from the start!Even let you suddenly interrogate me with your infinite iq in front of the entire task force so they could just shoot me at any point if i tried anything at all.Now i will just accept my execution with ni resistance even if i could legit ask for the shinigami eyes right here and now and write your name on the paper in my watch legit right fuckinf now or when i am in prison like in "L change the world" or manipulate you into saying youd execute Misa so Rem kills you. But gosh, you got me in a point in time where i just dont happen to have Rem alive.I even threatened the president into rveealing your location and had an angry mob outside to drag you in and beat you to death, show your face to one of my second kiras could kill you like i canonically did against Near but gosh dang it, you planned for that too and had a billion dollars to use as a distraction and face covering equipment since you figured out all the rules before we even met...You sly sly dog, lumbo. I tip my hat to you."
>>153087182Forget about who beats who, why the hell would you put those two as a fighter? There's no fucking theme on it.On the other hand, there is a literal baby on JoJo who Gojo would be completely unable to defeat
>>153087298>>153087301That's cool and all but is the mario galaxy film well written
>hiding behind money again
>>153087301W-where's B-Bleach?
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>Noncanon spinoffs>Shinigami Eyes...that Light never uses>Light needing entirely separate characters to winAny more cope ideas from Lightfags?
>>153087306Why would we get a columbo and light episode?Its the same shit. You are intentionally throwing away Light's asset, L resources advantages and possible and available desperate measures just so Columbo has a chance.And that is ignoring L is comparable to an entire branch of the FBI put together and a supercomputer and Light still came out on top.
>>153087051>We need a INT showdown for once.It's a shame we're several years too late to get Kaiji vs the Kakegurui bitchThat one would have been fun.
I want you to actually kill yourself.My soul is shrived clear and I don't even know what you look like.
>>153087014Swan's writing it, and the bit he showed off had Light smugly write off Columbo as an idiot.We know damn well that it's just going to be Swan sucking his own cock about how clever he thinks he is.
>>153087281This is my OC, Zamantha. She's like... Wall level or something. But she has FTL reaction speeds and the ability to control any quantifiable force.Meaning that Louie, who's featless besides his 500 Billion power level, would get haxed until he has -500 Billion power, in this state he would heal and strengthen anything he tries to attack and eventually he would just die unable to resist his own power
>>153087328>Taking away L's resources, Rem, Misa, Mikami and Takada, even the police team he can command and trick into spying on Columbo.>Columbo wins because "He deals with people like Light all the time x3"Its a spite fight.
>>153087312I... I-I... I... I I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT, OK?!?!!!
>>153087328Light just needs to trick Culumbo into touching his book and write someone's name on it.
ENOVGH!
>>153087331They aren't "assets" you 'tard, they're entirely separate characters. It's Light vs. Columbo, so we're getting Light and Columbo. Why is Light so special that he needs multiple characters working alongside him to win?
>>153087281>>153087356My OC beats your OCs because he has all the powers of every fictional character stacked x10000000000 plus Infinity with multiple Suggsversal layers.
>>153087362So Light needs a personal army to take down one detective? Boy, what a loser. >Columbo wins because "He deals with people like Light all the time x3There's literally nothing wrong with stating this.
>>153087362>>Columbo wins because "He deals with people like Light all the time x3"...He does, though. He quite literally deals with idiots exactly like Light all the time.
Match ups with this feel? https://youtu.be/Gsafc8fqN9g?si=pHqZ3m0n8JpZN-Et
>>153087312>err… the Mario movie didn’t address issues of racism, environmentalism or LE Christianity bad? Thats bad writing chud!
>>153087402B-But that doesn't matter...because...um...i-it just doesn't!
>>153087376They are Light's weapons against LYou do not seem to be able to read either so i will try to explain it againIts like Jigsaw being forced to just be an old man.Regardless. Light can ask for the eyes at any time, he can use Rem on Columbo at any time. He is comparable to characters that INT stomp all of Columbo.Light should win this even without his canonical assets but won't because it would not be funeeh. This matchup is just a result of two youtube skits.
>>153087404Is the Mario Galaxy film well-written? Yes? No?
>>153087386I forgot to mention that My OC's hax doesn't work on herself.Meaning she can have your x10000000000 plus Infinity layers into x-10000000000 plus Infinity layers, and your OC can't react to this Because besides having all the powers of every fictional character he is featless (no speed feats) In this weakened state your OC instantly dies unable to even withstand the force of it's own breathing or existence
>>153087421Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>153087402>>153087395>>153087417It is. Because Light INT stomps the entire columboverse by being comparable to L.For them to even be in the same room you need a contrived reason for Columbo to skip all the investigating L did at the first part of Death Note.
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>>153087421Do you denounce the state of Israel and Judaism?
>>153087434Light LITERALLY wouldn't even register Columbo as a threat until the point it was too lateLike bro, that is LITERALLY how his whole thing works. The culprit thinks he's an incompetent buffoon until it's too late. Light's literal biggest trait is his insane ego.
Everyone cares. Sonic SAVES and PROTECTS Goku and his entire verse.
>>153087419>Light can ask for the eyes at any timeBut he won't, just like he never did in the actual series because he's too prideful. Columbo can just take out his gun and blow Light's brains out, but he wouldn't do that either. Also using this retarded Jigsaw/Junko MU you made up isn't helping you. The Bat Family is Batman's assets, so that means he gets all of them in his MUs, right? Even if he's facing a singular opponent?
>>153087351You are WEAK, and it is the WEAK that shall die.
>>153087453It's funny how they have no argument for this and dance around it.
>>153087434>Because Light INT stomps the entire columboverse by being comparable to L.You really underestimate just how much of a retard Light is
>>153087453>>153087457>>153087472Why would he not be allowed to know he is fighting someone?Its like making Goku vs Superman with Superman already sun dipping and bloodlusted while Goku is on the bathtub.Again, its taking away all of Light's options while conveniently putting Columbo in a room or scenario he'd never be in otherwise.
Explain why "he does this everyday!" isn't a valid argument without appealing to emotion.
>>153087456>goKEKs even believe Goku is a damsel to Sonic the HEROGrim, but not unexpected from FAGon FAG FAGs.
>Lightfag melty
>REDDIT BATTLE No thank you.
>fags out of nowhereKek. Nice projection.
>>153087481>fight where the literal whole point is two people trying to find out each other's identities>"erm, why wouldn't light get his identity?"What's next? You just gonna have them fistfight tod eath or some shit?
>>153087484Sonic beats a fat mustached man dressed in red every day
>>153087493Gentlemen... Post Snoo vs she hulk
>>153087472>>153087457>>153087453Columbo gets INT stomped
I'm an outsider to Death Battle who has been propping this match up for quite a while now, and I wanted /co/'s opinion on it. It seems almost serendipitous.>Guy living in a town of morons who don't understand him>Becomes a criminal who usually only targets people who deserve it (including one of the most important scenes involving a takedown of a child molestor), providing commentary on the public image of the superhero via a character who is expressly destructive and villainous>Gets haunted by and has dialogue with a grotesque talking rabbit>Ambiguity as to whether or not it's supernatural or a hallucination until late in the story>Psychic powers>Asexuality>"The Antichrist">Becomes suicidal and/or dies>Guy draws and his art contributes to a story within the story concept in the overall narrative>Tentacles>Names even rhyme
>>153087498>felt called outHi, fag.
>>153087481Hey dumbass this isn't a powerscale debate it's an intelligence debate, and Columbo's got years of experience outsmarting egotistical criminals exactly like Light
>FACEBOOK BATTLE Nah.
>>153087511Literally irrelevantNo amount of INT stops the fact that Light's monumental ego is like the worst possible fucking match for Columbo, whose whole thing is taking on people with a big ego.
>>153087514I like it, but what about the spamming Discord troons that comprise Death Battle's audience today?
No, you guys, L would totally get the Shinigami Eyes because some bumbling buffoon keeps following him around!
>>153087504So columbo is allowed to be in the L HQ room/In a room with Light when he canonically wanted to keep the number of people that know the note exists low.but Light is not allowed to...Stay in the L HQ and not allow random non japanese speaking detectives from talking with him, have Rem, Misa, Mikami or Takada kill him instantly, ask for the Shinigami eyes when desperate or threaten the president to have the FBI and CIA investigate Columbo for him or have a violent mob tear him apart.mmmmmm
YOU SOLD ME OUT FOR A BAG OF APPLES?
>>153087535*LightWhatever.
>>153087232Mortal Kombat. it's a jab at vic because the last time Mk came up he had a little list of meltdowns
>>153087537>of course light gets to know who his enemy is, you stupid chud>n-no of course columbo wouldn't be told light is his enemy. his identity needs to be a secret or else he'd lose!
>>153087519>>153087511>>153087524Sounds like cope. Youre talking as if "ego" stopped him from killing L or almost killing Near.
Did you notice that? Kek
>>153087377>several world governments would definitely give this random unkempt man all the resources he needsAs opposed to L who besides just presenting himself as a white screen with a voice changer to outsiders, is also a guy who I'm pretty sure never showers, never goes outside, wears dirty loose clothing, has terrible posture, and stuffs his face full of macarons constantly?Nah, CHADlumbo clears this case within one hour.
>>153087556If it wasn't for his retarded ego, L wouldn't even know about Light to begin with.
Lightfags want this to be a stomp match in his favor, it's really obvious. Light gets multiple characters working with him and a power he never gets in canon while Columbo isn't even allowed to know Light is his target.
>>153087555Why would he die instantly if Misa, Mikami, Rem and Takada or even the violent mob tear him apart?
>>153087556Are y'all forgetting that Light LITERALLY spared some of the detectives for years because he thought they were never a real threat?Including the guy who was specifically tossed aside as a retard dumbass, and who ended up being the one to cap his ass?
>>153087568L has solved several crimes and stopped WW3 by then, speedreader kun>>153087601Speedreader kun.He was going to have Milami kill EVERYONE in the yellowbox.
Light wouldn't be able to perceive Columbo as a threat until it's too late.
>>153087309kill yourself listroon
>>153087614Doesnt matter.Even in jail and in handcuffs, Light asks for the eyes, takes the scrap of paper off his watch and kills Columbo.
>pseuds discussing their pseudshitkek
>>153087613But he didn't, did he? He lost. Because of his ego.
I think...I think want to fight Walter White...
>>153087619>Doesnt matter.Yes it fucking does. That's how he got caught to begin with.
>>153087631And? Already said that even if he got caught he still wins.
>Retards in the thread really trying to argue that no, Light doesn't have an ego at all
>Better men>Rape and gape>My hero>Cuck fanfics>(insert character here)......>Emergency discord meetingGet new material, faggots.
>>153087637You're all retards btw
>>153087622Actually it was because Mikami messed up.Its him being too trusting on the allies he does not have on this battle that lead to his loss to Near.(And Near has like several high ranked CIA members on him, which Columbo would not have.)
>>153087637>>153087635>>153087619Light wins even if he gets caught and jailed.This literally happens in L change the world
So you're telling me this is the entire composite Death Note verse vs some Columbo guy?
>>153087657Soooo.. death penalty
>>153087647Light is a retard who constantly felt the need to show-off, his ego is LITERALLY his main trait like holy fucking shit you need to be genuinely retarded if you somehow believe he doesn't have a massive, ridiculous ego>b-but muh heckin LIt literally does not matter, Light would never notice Columbo until it was too late because he has a massive ego, which is why you were literally saying he had to be handed a victory by being told who he had to kill.
>>153087619>Even in jailDoesn't he have to be looking at Columbo for the eyes to work?
>>153087662Basically. For some reason Light gets half the Death Note characters against a single opponent.
>>153087664>>153087663Light canonically scales above 5 whole intellegence agencies.But, again, even if somehow Columbo seduces Misa, Rem, Mikami and Takada with his sly doggery and has Light jailed, he still wins with the eyes and watch combo.
>>153087671Yeah. And Light can ask for the ryes at any point. >B-But why didnt he just do that against Near in the Yellow box?Because he already knew the names of everyone in there?
Reminder that Light didn't even use the eyes on L, who has much more resources than Columbo.
should've been Light vs Dexter so Dexter's stand would tell him instantly that Light was the killer and then he'd kill Light right away
>>153087683>But, again, even if somehow Columbo seduces Misa, Rem, Mikami and Takada with his sly doggery and has Light jailed,He's a married man
>>153087696Yeah, because he had Misa.And Rem who has the eyes naturally is the one that ends up killing him.
It's very clear that Lightfags are just furious over the idea of Columbo winning and will pull anything out of their ass, no matter how little it makes sense.
>>153087703He will charm them into betraying Light with just a sly gaze.
>>153087681>give me all of my verse's characters Death Battle! this is a regular dude I'm up against
>>153087447>couldn't do eitherSHALOMario...
>>153087713Google what literally happened to Light in L change the world.Its official material and in character.But again, you just want to say no to any of Light's options but grant Columbo any he could have.
Hey, hey, /dbg/! Rate my food!
>>153087731Makima was given her demons so...Batman and Ironman were given their armors too.Ah Snake got Otacon too.
>>153087619>even in jailDoesn't Ryuk kill him the moment he's fully captured
so overall: Columbo wins with low-difficulty
Light vs Columbo is a pointless discussion because it's literally intended as a Light humiliation ritual. Best case scenario is Light kills Columbo before getting arrested by other police at the scene and "losing" anyway.
Light winconsAsk Misa to kill himAsk Takada to take the eyes and kill himAsk Mikami to kill himTrick Rem into killing himThreaten the president into investigating Columbo for him and leak his location to the violent mobTake the deal at any point and kill himTake the deal, get jailed, take the scrap out of his watch and kill himColumbo winconsOutsmart the superhuman genius comparable to 5 whole branches of the FBI, get him to admit he is Kira, deny/somehow get rid of all his allies then pray he does not decide to take the eyes and kill him while in jail with the paper in his watch.
An upcoming Death Battle is no fun if there are no characterfags to laugh at... You guys should've at least pretended to care about Bakureze so there's SOMETHING to do
>>153087787Funny, I thought it was Light vs. Columbo. Not Light, Misa, Takada, Mikami, Rem, and the president vs. Columbo.
https://youtu.be/1v-4l35OHQE?si=KNt648zvW1FaGRzfhttps://youtu.be/qHhXZjUCB1c?si=yDSr8euYHDd22zZ4https://youtu.be/gnQIOm2KimA?si=BF2CUflh6UhZLCArLight's fucked
>>153087803All the remaining Rezeshitters killed themselves after the last chapter
>>153087767Yes. That was the deal
>>153087804Again, even if Light gets caught and jail he still wins.
>>153087787Columbo's wincon is shooting Light with a gun
>Light needs all Death Note characters, the shinigami eyes, every adaptation under the sun, a completely different personality and intelligence wank just to have a chanceFuark... I didn't know Columbo was this much of a BEAST...
Phoenix Wright and Edgeworth both individualy no diff the entire Death Note universe.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o4YofAO-KOU&pp=ygUec291bGphIGJveSBjcmFuayB0aGF0IG5vIGludHJv
>>153087845Columbo pretends to be a bumbling retard specifically to fuck with criminals with egos. https://youtu.be/FjIGEpjXdI4?si=tDSs-81RpIfBKuEMSound familiar?
>>153087767Not in L change the world.in the stage play Ryuk kills him once L dies.It really depends on Light just saying " dude i have a plan"In the manga and anime it was beyond clear he was done for with bullet holes.
>>153087875Yeah Light's whole thing is being an egotistical little shit that nearly got himself caught like an idiot and needed multiple other characters to bail his ass out
>>153087829The deal is that he wilm be the one that writes his name in the note when be is gonna die.Columbo has never beaten someone to death
>>153087832Then he is the one getting tackled down and arrested by the rest of the police force (if they are around)also the L HQ has a metal detector at the entrance.
>>153087875>>153087808Post lore of them being comparable to 5 branches of the FBI or supercomputers.also that this stops Light from just writting Columbo's name from jail
>>153087917Post Light not being a fucking egotistical retard
>>153087013>the silver chariotwhich one
>>153087886Misa inserted herself into Light's and L's game and forced to save her by Rem.Hardly fair for Light to say he chose to bring in more people into his team.
>Columbo wouldn't be able to catch the guy who somehow got caught being able to commit murders while not being seen
Columbo just has all of Light's possessions taken when he gets arrested Easy.
hi chuds
>>153087889>The deal is that he wilm be the one that writes his name in the note when be is gonna die.ESL aside, and the fact that this is a Death Battle aside.Didn't Ryuk acknowledge the possibility of Light going to prison when he wrote his name in the DN?
>>153087930>>153087933"ego" alone does not mean he loses instantly against his supercomputer comparable super detective foes.Light having an Ego did not save L did it.Light having an Ego did not factor in Mikami's fumble.
>>153087310>a literal baby on JoJothe Green Baby or Mannish Boy?
>>153087948No. In the manga Ryuk said that Light asking for his help was a sign that he had no plans left.Also was blown to bits with bullets.If Columbo in character does not just shoot suspects dead, then Light will just get arrested and jailed. And then, just like in L:Change the World, Light writes Columbo's name and wins.
>>153087803>>153087826You guys don't get it, this ain't about Bakugou vs Reze. Bakugou is just the device DB will use to correct their mistake in Makima vs Gojo.They will give Reze a bigger number than the one they gave Gojo, and since Gojo's number was part of the Infamous Jogo calc that upscales the entire JJK verse this means that Reze ALONE will be stronger than the entire JJK verse outside of Modulo.All but guaranteeing that Any CSM vs JJK MU ends up in a CSM Victory
>>153087969Again, Light not taking the eye deal is actively chosing to lose. And its shown in official material he is willing to take it if desperate enough.
>>153087948What a bitch
>>153087948Light still wins btw
>>153087969>If they put you in prison, who knows when you'll die? I don't want to just lie around waiting for you to die, so it's all over. You should die right here.Explain this then, he doesn't seem to imply he's going to die from his bullet wounds
>solos Akuma in your path
>>153087971Current Yuji STOMPS Current Denji albeit?
>>153087988This is copied from a Youtube short
Powerscale her. This particular version of her.
>>153087747The hearty meal of a KING. Make sure you do some physical training afterwards to stay strong.
>>153087990Want me to post the panel where Ryuk says that Light is out of plans if he is asking for his help or....Not that it matters since L - Change the world shows that Ryuk can wait a bit if he is not blown to bits with by bullets.Actually. Why would Ryuk be in this battle again? I thought it was Light vs Columbo.
>>153087498Why are you posting my food?
>>153087965Green Green Grass of Home is basically just Infinity but worded like a greek paradox
>>153087993Akuma is fighting Raoh
>>153088015I'd say Ryuk is standard equipment
>>153087943clean your fucking room you slob.
>>153088005small building level farts, solos Incredible Gassy
Do eyewitnesses and police count as outside help
>>153087971Not really, they'll just give Yuji a higher number anyway
>>153087943Why the fuck are you opening an umbrella indoors for you retard
>>153088024Oooh thats amusing.So Ryuk is allowed to be in there (while he is with Mikami and Misa for long periods when the plan requires it) but Misa, Takada, Mikami and Rem are not?Mmmm.... Its almost like you are being conveniently biased.
fuck it who wants to watch columbo on the dbg cytube
>>153088036Why would they scale the loser higher?
>>153086989If it's a success I'd like to see Saul goodman vs Miles Edgeworth next.
>>153088044I think I'm not the same guy you were talking with
>>153088052I think that was more clever in your head
>>153088065Still exposed as bias.You want Ryuk in there so he kills Light but dont want anyone else there because they shit on columbo for him.
>>153088054Who takes it? Is it just "Edgeworth has dealt with bullshit convoluted anime plots, Logic Chess gg?" or does Saul somehow pull a win
>>153088005>Can modify someone's body with her farts to allow them to inflate like a balloon without dyingI dont know what kind of feat that is
>>153088076isn't Ryuk's Light's main partner and always sticks with him?
>>153088088Transmutation hax
>>153088088Biological Manipulation
>>153088086I've seen two separate blogs that have analyzed it, and Saul won both times.
>>153088094Again, if told to leave he does leave.He is not always with light. Anywho, you know who also is close to Light as his girlfriend?
>>153088130ok now what if Harvey Birdman was in it?
>>153087965Eh I'm sure Gojo would beat both of them
>>153088076>You want Ryuk in there so he kills Light but dont want anyone else there because they shit on columbo for him.Well Ryuk is Light shinigami companion. Giving him Misa and Rem is like giving Jotaro Polnareff and Silver Chariot.
>>153087943>>153087975....Would you like to go on a date?
>>153088138L?
>>153086962Isn't reze immune to explosions? Bakugo isn't even immune to his own explosions
>>153088144>>153088153Misa.Anywho. Ryuk leaves for 2 fucking years when Minoru asks him to. He leaves with Misa and Mikami is told to.Having Ryuk along but not wanting Light to have any assets with him like the L HQ or the shinigami eye users its just bias.Does not change that Ryuk does not kill a jailed Light in L Change the World.
>>153088152Kylebro btw.
Yup I'm thinking the next time will be Johnny Joestar vs Special Week.
>>153087019You don't know bakugo?
>>153088182>Does not change that Ryuk does not kill a jailed Light in L Change the World.he does kill a soon to be jailed Light in the main source material though
>>153088191I don't keep up with weak shitters from weak verses like MHA.
>>153088195Timestamp. NOW.
>>153088218After he pathetically ask for his help and Ryuk says that if he is doing that, its pretty much already over.Also shot with multiple bullets.Wanna keep ignoring this?
>>153088232you can just reverse search the image...
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
Post columbo being comparable to L now
>>153088005I have masturbated to the full video with inflation multiple times. I think Mario beats Sonic btw
>>153088177>isn't Reze immuneno lol
>>153088241>literal trannerkek
lucky vicsexy spicwent ahead to suck her dickalways acceptedher transition perfecteddown below is what I want to lick
Just a reminder.
>>153088277He's not. Columbo beating Light is just for the memes.
>>153088294...Well how cute are we talking about
>>153088307You LOVE Bejita.
>>153088326Favorite character?
>>153088326Let me guess? DC fan?
>>153088343Who else?
>>153088343Kamen Rider Ryuki
>>153088326>>153088343KIIIINNNNGGGGGGTOOOOOSSSSS!
>>153088343Well I'm a punk rocker yes I am!
>>153088294Yup CHADhou wins again.
>>153088130G1 had Edgeworth win, and I'm inclined to agree with them
>>153088343Why Deku of course!
>>153088315Yhwach's food.
>>153088343THERE'S A STAAAAAARMAN WAITING IN THE SKY!
>>153088343Denji, why do you ask?
>enters random spacebattles thread>bleach fags are arguing that big bangs aren't universal>WH40K are arguing that 20 meter sized rooms are multiversal because higher dimensionSomethings never change..
>>153088463prove the big bang is universal WITHOUT sounding mad
>>153088343Is it a bird!?Is it a plane!?No, it's...!
>>153088343Light
>>153088343
>>153086858I wish these threads were more than just three people arguing.
>>153088507There's a TARD MAAAAAAN
ENTER
>>153087204>illiterate eslFaggot he's saying that it would an ass finale if Light deals the killing blow and we don't get to see it. It's such an obvious way to end it if Light wins but Columbo literally having no name forces them to not show that shot. The fact that he has no name is a kneecap to how the episode would actually look like. That's like say a character being stated to have a weak point in his body that instakills him but it's never revealed where. His opponent has the ability to know where it is but since we literally don't know where, they either have to make up the location of the weak point or do a copout of offscreening it or hitting from every angle at the same time.
>>153088514No I don't.
>>153088514What would you rather it be? Arguing is literally what powerscaling and Death Battle are all about.
>>153088343i'm partial to that blue hedgehog
>rats malding that the marioslop movies did what they were doing betterIs this really all they have? A slopoff that they're losing? Any and all complaints they have could easily be slapped unto themselves and yet they do it anyway. Is the little brother syndrome that strongly affecting them?
>>153088525he hits your hero with willowisp and they die an agonizing slow death btw
>>153088525>Pidgey used toxic
IT'S TIME FOR A SLOP BAAAAATTTTLLLLLLEEEEEE!
>>153088609Yeah that's Bakugo vs Reze...
>>153087356I'm going to breed your OC with white children.
>>153088609>Ichigo vs Yusuke out of fucking NOWHERE
>>153088609Every Sonic fight.....
>>153088609every single Death Battle ever out of somewhere
>>153087454Our diaper duo, gentlemen.
>>153088609Luzanne...
Holy FUARK Mark vs Gohan is the next episode!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAARK
>>153088609>The entire Death Battle Youtube channel out of NOWHERE
>>153088651Proof?
>>153087514Looks decent, spam it on trooncord and see if they'll pick it up
>>153088662It was revealed to him in a dream.
I think if Gohan vs. Mark happens, Gohan should get all his assets. So that means he gets all the Z Fighters along with the Dragon Balls too.
>>153087943>using someone else's photoTranny behavior
>>153087514the walls will SHAKEthe streets will be DUSTEDthe windows will be CRACKED
>>153088463They're right. Depending on the cosmology big bangs are actually multiversal not merely universal
>>153088681Agreed. And Mark should get all of Image Comics, and throw in Marvel Comics too.
>>153086962>tdlrKys
>>153087019Some of Giovanni's vassals.
>>153087301Doesnt exist
>>153087514huh. not a bad idea, actually.
>>153088751CANON!
>>153087514who is the guy on the right supposed to be?
>>153087971No one cares about Bakugou, hes never gonna be bigger than Vegeta.
I'm a cuck! I'm a cuck! I'm a cuck!
>Pokeslop
>>153088785TWO KINGS KILLING FOR THE CROOOOWN
>>153088800Many are saying this.
>>153088795vegeta is a midget it's not hard to be bigger than him
Sissy clitty? That's my HERO'S greatest asset. You know WHO it is.
>>153088835HOMELANDER
>>153088835Juan "Superman Sonic Deku Goku" Garcia...
>>153088800Favorite anime op?
>PokeGOLD
KINGtos won this thread btw
>>153088711No, Mark just gets himself. Gohan alone gets all his assets to make it fair.
>>153088617She would like that because that's part of her deep lore that I made up 3 seconds ago but in universe it's been 20 years
>>153088834All the Dragon KEKs are manlets....
>>153088921left blows up right with a rasenshuriken btw
I spread my ass for THIS?!?
>>153088921Broly mogs.
CLITTYROO!
>>153088795At least he's better written, it's not a high bar but still...
>>153089022YUM!
Battle shounen has too many hood weebs.
>>153089047Good thing my favorite manga is a deconstruction of Shounen, a Dark Shounen with Seinen themes
Superman.Goku.Deku.Sonic.Make way the LORDS of the halls!
>>153089089Ah yes!The King!The Prince!And their two Court JESTERS!
>>153089029Vegeta is more well-written than any MHA character.
>>153088921Mogged by Moria btw.
>>153089089That's right, Superman, Goku, Deku and Sonic. Make way for the LORDS of these halls, Kratos and Atreus.
>>153089089You forgot someone.
>>153088792Johnny The Homicidal Maniac. character from a short-lived comic book made by the dude who did Invader Zim. Quirky murder loving retard that was popular with Hot Topic.
>>153089084One Piecebro...!
>KratosIsn't he canonically a Sonic victjm? KWAB!
>victjm
Guys, with Gen 10 around the corner, you think Pikachu will start the war again? Currently, there's 1,025 Pokemon.
The J stands for Juan which is my name if that helps.
Hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor.
GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! SonicGOD here! I've just come here to let you know that SONIC (Yes, THE Sonic the Hedgehog) RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODnic really is that canonically powerful that he can SOLO FICTION!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a wet, soggy chilli dog! Keep coping, anti-sonicjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once Goku VS Sonic releases and the winner is (Obviously) SONIC the GODHOG!!!!Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Sonic up against since he'd SOLO them anyway!>FeatherineRAPED and GAPED>One Above AllRAPED and GAPED>whoever the fuck is DCs strongest i dont care to rememberRAPED and GAPED>JirenRAPED and GAPED>MarioRAPED and GAPED>Deku and the entirety of MHARAPED and GAPED>Scarlet KingRAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE VERSE!!!This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!Holy Chillidogs! See? CHADnic just wins! All day every day!!!
>>153089198This is Dexter's mindbroken delusions as Pikachu takes him as his 100th concubine btw
I want to RAPE and GAPE every single male character of legal age itt. Yes, including your HERO.
>>153089233This is clearly not from any of the Diaper Duo, those niggas want to fuck children.
My hero? Underaged! So if your HERO tries to rape them, they're a pedophile!
>>153087356i have... many OCs....
>>153089233Bakugobro!>>153089241That's how you know it's not a Dekubro.>>153089251Baby Mariobro!
Raping is not fucking. My HERO is a saint.
The age of consent is 18
>>153089265Jeanne d'Arcbro, Goku raped her in the sweltering summer of '92. She's defiled.
>>153089278Isn't it 16 in most of the world?
Shockwaves erased the clouds. The ground beneath them liquefied into molten glass. Sonic struggled, vibrating with impossible acceleration, aura flaring brighter and brighter.“That’s impossible!” Sonic snarled.Kratos tightened his grip.“You mistake speed for strength.”He slammed Sonic into the earth.There was no sound—only absence.Sonic rebounded instantly, fury replacing arrogance. His aura expanded beyond gold, beyond color, warping the air into ribbons of distorted light.“I transcend this!” Sonic screamed. “I’ll outrun you! I’ll outrun the end!”Kratos stepped forward through the storm.“No,” he said.He caught Sonic again—this time by the throat. Golden light burned against his skin. Sonic lashed out with kicks and strikes fast enough to shred dimensions, but Kratos did not yield.“You are drunk on power,” Kratos said coldly. “And you call it freedom.”Sonic gathered everything.Every fragment of speed.Every ounce of stolen energy.Kratos planted his feet.He drew back his fist.Around it, existence bent inward. Time strained. Causality compressed. The weight of nine million universes gathered into his knuckles—force not merely of matter, but of inevitability.Sonic’s eyes widened.For the first time, he stopped moving.Kratos spoke.“You are a monster no longer.”He punched.There was no explosion.No flash.Only erasure.Hyper Sonic did not shatter.He did not fade.He was struck so completely that existence rejected him. The golden light imploded into nothing—into less than nothing. The space he occupied rewrote itself. The sky cleared. The earth healed.There was no trace he had ever been.Kratos lowered his fist.The wind blew softly across an unbroken field.For a moment, it felt as though someone had been there.Some radiant, screaming presence.But the thought slipped away.Kratos turned and walked toward the horizon.
My HERO has CONSENSUAL SEX and IMPREGNATES all the legal aged women in fiction!!!
Do we even discuss potential matchups anymore or is it all just autistic tribe and baitposting?
>>153089296KINGTOSBASEDCHECKED
>>153089309We discuss potential RAPED and GAPES, does that count?
>>153089309What do you wanna discuss anonnypants?*strokes your cheek*
>>153089309If the matchups have no potential for cuckposting why even bother?
Guys, I have a problem. I wanna fuck Makima even doe she's a turbo bitch.
>>153089309How strong is shakara?
>>153089261Post them
>>153089231>Pokefag thinking about kids having sexTypical.
>>153089376I want Makima to turn me into a fart balloon.
>>153089406Kobeni...
>>153089406Burn brapfags with gasoline.
>>153088921Adult Luffy will mog them both and will reach Lebron levels of height
>>153089198The irony of this comic makes it twice as funny considering japanese IPs nowadays raped the US Market to the point kids nowadays recognize more japanese characters than their own American heroes.Like in this comic, outside of Batman, Superman, and what I'm guessing is Mickey Mouse, none of the American guys are recognizable for modern American kids, and that includes Dexter...
>>153089388Decently, he has a feat of also destroying a planet
>>153089459Shakara ShakaraOooooooooh baby when you talk like thaaaaaaatyou makea jobber go maaaad
>>153089459I would like to see a battle where the veredict is based on weaponry alone
>>153089388He suvived a bomb that the villain of the comic was going to use to reset the universe imploding on him.There's a couple asterisks to that, and he needs his ship and tools to fight at his most effective, but he still could put up a solid fight against Asura.
GODniKKK wins easily no diff
What do we think about this?
>>153089500absolute stinky dogshit
>>153089500>all slop
>>153089500There's only like 2 good fights
>>153089500I hope we get 682day the next month
>>153089309>SHAKARA vs AsuraKino matchup
>>153089524DoomCP or Doom82 sounds better
