Pick a /co/ character. Any is fine. Got one? You sure?They were invited over for Easter with your family, but have overstayed their welcome and are still sticking around when the otehrs are leaving. How do you get them off your couch?
Rape him
Jim Lee drew the best Beast
Claim the couch is actually very dirty and even airborne contact will kill your if you don't have pre-existing immunization.
Tell him he can stay foreverAnd everAnd everAnd everAnd never roam or explore again.
...let her feast upon my other family members.
>>153093149....let me guess, vore fetish.
>>153093184yep..
>>153093149Blossom would NEVER eat a sentient though. If she were forced to consume/like human flesh, she would keep a pride/harem/herd in perfect stasis in her lab, unable to escape and only semiawake for brief periods between drug dosages, kept for harvesting skin growths periodically to fulfill her unholy urges.
>>153093369anon what the fuck am I reading
>>153092917>Spider-Man, the Green Goblin is attacking again!
>>153092917https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrN0EbzdEt4
>>153092917no. its my mom's house
Help.
>>153092917>Knives Chau I don't. She can stay on my couch.