Would you be his friend, /co/
>>153093692Sure, I don't care about anything.
Sure in spirit, but in practice no. we would not have a lot in common, and he would think my hobbies are stupid or not understand anything I do.Or I would make him in a worst person (rapist most likely) or he would make me a worst person but I'm not an super-human, so I would end up dead eventually. I don't mind he being a psycho-killer, I'm two steps removed from one myself, but those two steps are essential for my life style and he would push me over the edge.we could masturbate to fortnite dances together in the weekends if he liked, but nothing past that.
If Conquest was human what would his job and hobby be?
>>153093783Construction laborer, garbage man, or Frontline infantry if he really had a death wish
Friends with benefits
>>153093783His hobbies are horticulture and baking; super delicate cakes with tiny edible flower garnishes that he raised himself.
>>153093692Yes
>>153093783Fire Chief who likes to golf with retired cops and lawyers and local businessmen.
>>153093692Sure, probably try to get him to calm down and see other shit. Would introduce him to vidya.
>>153093692you just did this thread
>>153096214He would turn into Saitama
> Do you want to know the most beautiful thing I've ever seen? It was one of those days when the atmosphere has grown cold and the disruption to your water cycle, I believe you call it: "snow" may appear at any moment, and there's this electricity in the air — you can almost hear it. And this bag was just... dancing with me. Like a small child begging me to just play with it - for fifteen of this planet's minutes. And that's the day I realized... that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force just wanted me to know that there was no reason to be afraid. Ever. Words are a poor excuse, I know, but they help me remember - I NEED to remember. Sometimes, there's so much beauty in the world - I feel like I can't take it, like my heart is just going to cave in.
>>153093783Wrong, he’ll be a gong farmer or a modern day feces pick up man. He’ll be successful sure, no one wants to be his friend https://youtube.com/shorts/rxtksCR-7p0?si=wfjWqr6YqNRI_aiN
where it all started
