Does The Man in the Yellow Hat ever spank his monkey?
>>153097864huhehehuuh
>>153097864No he's the gentle Dick Tracy.
>>153097864no because he's a responsible pet owner and wouldn't abuse his monkey by spanking it
>>153098178yeah i have seen george sperge out of ptsd
>>153097864He was patient 0 of the aids epidemic.
He'll thank him someday when he's 79
>>153097864Yes but not in that way, its far far far worse.You ever wonder what the man in the yellow hat has been at? Well George grew up and wouldn't stop attacking poor my yellow hat. As well as having all the fame everyone cared about the monkey but not the man.Well one day on youtube TMIYH went down a rabbit hole. He ended up finding so many wonder videos&channels with millions of views. TMITYH found out about monkey abuse, on youtube. AND HE WAS HOOK'D all the bullshit bites and etc shit he had to put up with.Well every video he watched every monkey abused all he could see was George. Then one day George went to far and repeatedly bit TMITYH in the face.He grabbed George's tail and slammed his head against the counter as hard as he could. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH TMITYH got a massive dopamine hit. This this felt so good, this was better than any video he watched on youtube.He looked at George and knew what needed to be done. Slowly over the span of days all his rage flowed all the abuse he put up with. Now it was Georges time to feel the pain. Slowly the torture got worse broken bones, boiling water thrown, non-stop choking and then he figured out how to end it all. He had been recording all his fun and figured out what needed to be finally done.He broken both Georges legs rubbed his fur in oil, and set him a blaze. The MITYH could not stop smiling.For he heard those that recorded content could enter the secret society. Where all the real monkey abuse happens true snuff and gore. He shared his videos online and then poof.The invites flowed soon he made friends all around the world. He kept Georges skull wears it as a trinket Traveled and filmed suffering never ends. TMITYH has never been so happy he has single handedly killed over five thousands monkeys. He no longer wears a yellow hat He was given a crown the king of monkey snuff just by looking at monkey it knows whats coming it grimace in fear for its end is here
