You have to eat all the pizza.
I love porridge so would probably take a chance on oatmeal pizza, and I'm sure the popcorn one's manageable but I'm fucked with the rest
>>153102029Why are you doing this? ;_;
>>153102029which one of them loves anchovies so much?
>>153102029pepperoni with pickles
>you eat 3 of the 15 slices and have a chance to go on a date/have sex with any version of April Would you do it? And which pizza would you eat?
>>153102389Popcorn and pepperoni+pickle aren't that weird or gross. The hard one is the 3rd slice, which I guess would be oatmeal maybe?
>>153102389popcornchocolate chipjellybean and sausage
>>153103005Butter Salami Yoghurt, as long as it's plain yoghurt or like a tzatziki yoghurt topping, could be good
>>153102389You have to eat ALL the pizza or you default to mutant mayhem April.
>>153102029>average teen boy lunch
>>153102389pepperoni with picklepeanut butter and clamschocolate chip for dessert
>>153102389Easy>Oatmeal>Pepperoni with pickles>Butter, Salami, and yogurt
>>153102029green lovers pizza
>>153102029Maybe it’s just my tired brain speaking, but marshmallow just might work out as a pizza topping and I’m curious how it would pair with guacamole or asparagus
>>153102389>Popcorn>Chocolate Chip>OatmealHow is this even a choice, the slices with just one topping are out of the ordinary but not even close to how gross some of the others are.
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>>153102029Thats fuckton of carbs
>>153102029Why is hot oatmeal so funny?
>>153102029Pepperoni with pickle seems decent
>>153102029I could go with :peanet butter and clamspopcorn (probably mushy but whatever)chocolate chips (chocolate is gonna be completely overpowered by the tomato sause)coconut and pickles (I love coconut)guac and marshmallow (probably doesn't taste much)oatmeal (sounds actually really good)tuna/peanut/grape jelly (grape jelly goes well with cheese already)pickles and pepperonibutter salami yogourt : messy but not too different from sour cream pizzajelly bea and sausage : maybe doable pork and sweet works, but probably a "one slice only" dealchoco fudge and garlic : with enough garlic you kill the taste of anything else so no problembutterscotch and onions seems fine, anchovies, meh but they are usually only like one per slicemarshmallow and asparagus seems goodanchovies and fudge... depends on the anchovies chocolate and clam sauce : chocolate is killed by the sause so ok
>>153102029The funny thing is I already eat my pizza with pickles on it so that's not a challenge for me lol.
all of those are edible so would eat all of them to see how they tasted.>why yes, I'm american. how could you tell?
