Which superhero could've saved him in this moment? (Don't go with some omnipotent one like Dr Manhattan right off the bat, be reasonable and try to go for the weakest possible one you can think of)
>>153102920Ant-man he can change his atoms.
>>153102920Danny phantom
Flash might be able to vibrate to whatever frequency he's on and drag him back to normal
>>153102920Superman
>>153102920green lantern
>>153102920Okay, so a geek is sinking into the earth, and he's down to his waist when he sees Supes come along, and he says, "Help me, Superdweeb!" And Supes says, "Okay, but you gotta suck my dick." Geek says, "hell no, I'd rather die," so Superdweeb goes away.Next comes Brown Lantern, and the Geek is up to his shoulders and he says, "help me out, bro! I'm black on my missing Dad's side." And the nigger says, "okay, but you gotta suck my extra-large tootsie rool, cracka." And again, the heek says, "hell no, I'd rather die."So finally, the Main Man comes along, the geek's up to his neck, and he says, "get me out of this and I'll suck your dick!" And I go *STOMP* "get fragged, faggot!"
>>153102920Megamind
>>153102920>Relax Terry. Green Lantern told me that the core of the Earth is actually a Conan the Barbarian style civilization. It isn't like we can put him in prison anyway.
