MOTHAFUCKIN' EASTER SUNDAY. BACK IN THE DAY, THERE'D BE AT LEAST THREE DRIVE-BY SHOOTINS AND A VISIT FROM THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESS BY NOW. NOTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENS ANYMORE!
IT MUST BE NIGHTTIME IN NIGERIA
>>153104625Fuck yo mama with the L.A. Raiders!
We ain't ever gunna make it...
>>153105108Alright, Peter Cotton-Picker!
FUCK YOUR EGGS!
I swear, you must've been born out yo mama's asshole because her pussy was too busy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j3vxOoD5WoHAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN' EASTER TRUNK BUTT
I played "It's the great dolomite" for my coworkers in the truck once.They talk shit and throw around the N word every day but that somehow shocked them silent.
>>153106152It's funny because the origin of these parodies was the creators hearing crazy shit from their fellow students at a HBC
I have learned so much just looking up the references in these videos and the context just makes them funnier. I'm also now an unironic fan of Lakeside.
>>153105585Niggers Are Actually Colored Polacks
>>153104625He never said that.
>>153106152>I played "It's the great dolomite" for my coworkersBruh, same. And not a single one of them laughed. That was how I knew they weren't my niggas.The only reason I even showed it to them in the first place was cause i saw them all cackling like hyenas at jaboody dubs a few minutes earlier.
Silently Quoting 'Fuck you and your Nignorance' for years since finding those videos in Middle schoolbeing Autist enough to repeat half this shit at least i was functional to do it quietly or far away from people who will hear me
>>153105810We gonna colorize these eggs like Ted Turner rubbing sugar stick all up in a printer top of returns
>>153106233I'm convinced Charlie and Linus are Amos and Andy and Peppermint Patty is the Kingfish
>>153109413Now you prep the functions while I desegregate the colours.
FUH YOO
https://youtu.be/-gMVy2ULHSs
No he would still take the eggs, the Passover Nigga would take the money.
Terrorizin them Jackie Chans down at the candy store
>>153109455You could hide it in a turkey sandwich with mayonnaise and he would still get to demI've been saying "time to put the hole in holy monday" all weekend.
>>153109461damn, you startin' 'im young. ain't he only 4 years old?
YOU BETTER COME CORRECT WITH THEM EGGS OR IT'S COIT'NS FOR YOU, MMMMARCIEEEE, COIT'NS
NO WHITE BITCHES HERE
>>153105585I love this one.
Does the NAACP stand for niggas arguing and constantly protesting?I thought it stood for Niggas angry at caucasian people.Niggas ain't always cocking pistols?We ain't ever gonna make it.
>>153105585>Does it mean Not All Asian Caucasian People?
>>153112372Damn you have down syndrome so bad you must have up left and right syndrome too!
>>153104625I swear if you drop any sugar in the marjorine bowl I'm gonna snap your dick off and shit it out! Hey not bad chalk butt! Fuck you!
>>153105585After the great dolimite comes by I'm gonna look like a glazed donut!
These used to be deleted off YouTube so many times j downloaded them to my phoneIt's fucking ironic that with little white kids this is hilarious but when they tried it with the Fat Albert gang it falls flat
You really are The Other Sister! It’s mothafuckin Easter time, not Halloween, you Cadbury cunt creme… damn! You got Down Syndrome so bad, you probably got Up, Left, and Right Syndrome, too!
>>153105585This part was always a bit heartbreaking to me.
>>153115858Because it’s the black pill all self-aware colored people go through after dealing with niggas. You felt a mere fraction of our pain
>>153107338>Nigdy nam się to nie uda
I'm supposed to give you a hand job put your penis in my hand
>>153116352I can't let a retard peel my potatoes. I can't even get it up just thinking about that.
>>153116162And a nip nog chick chog to you too muthafucker
>>153109178Coworkers are never your niggas anon. Thats why they are called coworkers.
>>153114717i liked "pregnant? pregnant? pregnant?" and the silverback gorilla/movie precious gags, but yeah, having black characters just do black talk mostly cancels itself out unless you get some parodying lines strong enough
>>153114717It's weaker but it still has some gems>I don't see a lion, I see two gorillas in a moose costume>Every day you carpetbaggers are loitering in my junkyard, the property value depreciates from zero to Niggaragua>Kanye West is about three years away from doing an oldies tour with Jamiroquai>I'd be as useless as Robinson Canoe on the Mariners>Say, why does it smell like the garbage dumpster behind Long John Silver's in here?>What in God's black earth is going on around here? And why does it smell like the Baltimore Ravens locker room after cheerleading tryouts?And then the baby with Dumb Donald's face
>If Kriss Kross was here, they'd call you a "miggida miggida miggida miggida mac", faggot!
>>153105108>If it isn't Butch Reed and Koko B. Ware.
>>153105770>Now lookie here, Slave Ruth!
>>153116352Come on, dribble on his doody!
>>153105585Niggas Arguin’ an Constantly Protestin’
>>153104625I won $100 from a video slot machine in a bar on Easter
>>153109436>Now excuse me as I become the first nigga on a Friday morning at 3:48 pm to build another baseball stadium named after Jackie Motherfuckin' Robbinson!>Stick THAT in yo Guinness Book of Niggas!The Friday morning at 3:48pm always gets me
>>153109766>Yeah, but that's like 18 in black years>Now don't come back until you're a father!
>>153104625>What if kids cartoon... was le niggers?
>>153118954>I’ll give you $5 dollar if you can say Philadelphia three times fast without sounding like a Tito Puente record>adadadadadadada to you too Geppetto
