Is Rodger /ourguy/ or Doug?
>>153105014
Roger is the guy /co/ thinks it isDoug is the guy /co/ is
>>153105014Please. We would have completely blown making our move on Connie back when she was still fat.
>>153105014Roger is kind of an inadvertent subversion of the very thing people started recognizing him as as adults: the kid who seems like a jerk but is really just trying to help you out
>>153107681because he's still clearly a pretty crummy person, but it's in an innocent way. he's the biggest and probably oldest since he got held back, but the least mature. And with Doug around, that's saying something. He's obviously latching onto Funnie because he desperately wants to BE the older-guy that he physically is, but mentally cannot be. Hence sometimes bullying, sometimes really helping him out, and the very rare occasions of emotional vulnerability, sandwiched between hostility that Doug takes WAY more seriously than he needs to (but given his parents, it's clear he had a suuuper soft upbringing)Finding out Roger is fucking trailer trash explained so much.
>>153105014>>153105115>>153105202>>153107763Ahhh good old double standards
>>153106639>IF IT ISN'T MY OLD PAL FUNNIE
>>153107681>>153107704Roger is why Doug will always be better than Hey Arnold. Roger wasn't just an asshole, there were just as many episodes where he and Doug were neutral or positive towards each other for the entire episode. Hell, Roger was the one who put together the surprise party for Doug for his 1 year anniversary moving to Buffington.
>>153107704>between hostility that Doug takes WAY more seriously than he needs toHonestly I'm pretty sure the only time Roger ever got close to actual, genuine violence against Doug was when he thought Doug poisoned his cat, which is an absolutely valid reason to want to beat the shit out of someone.
>>153106639Big ouch
Why did he do it?
>>153107763>Some of these girls are half his height Roger... how old were some of the girls you forced into a kiss?
>>153108296forgot image
I had such a thing for Roger when I was a kid… I like that he was more complex than just being a garden variety bully. Someone mentioned him with Connie? That would be cute.
>>153107823>>153108303>>153107999>>153107790>>153107763>>153105202>>153105115>>153105014>no technicolor bitches in real lifewhy is it always the worst timeline?
>>153107999Doug's the cuck, never gets a suck.Why live anyway?
>>153107853>Roger is why Doug will always be better than Hey Arnold.Pray-tell? I mean, I get what you're saying regarding Roger, but why does that particular example make it better than Hey Arnold?
>>153107790>i was raped doug>she raped me and you could've stopped her but you didn't>HONK HONK
>>153108296Rog is like 13 or whatever, probably like 10.There aren't laws against that, just social and moral shit.
>>153107888>Honestly I'm pretty sure the only time Roger ever got close to actual, genuine violence against Doug was when he thought Doug poisoned his cat,There was a fight episode but Doug was the one who hit Roger first (accidentally)
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>>153111304Judy gave me a boner as a kid. The beatnik hippie type that didn't dye her hair or get facial piercings. She also had a sexy voice, even when she screamed. You know damn well she did anal on the first date.
>>153111415She's cute, I get why Roger had a thing for her. I'm a sucker for a pathetic guy, so I think it would be a cute ship.
