Why didn’t they try oral or anal instead?
>>153110064He deserved to be turned into a girl for that attitude
>>153110064nice assis hers bigger than his?
>>153110064Damn, Zoe pulled a baddie. Can't wait to see Lin in the show. What bothers me about this sort of thing in sci-fi is that they never actually have the spine to SHOW what the supposedly incompatible genitals look like. Like, functioning genitalia can only take so many forms. From just our own current knowledge about biology, junk almost always involves something going into a hole. Or holes rubbing against another hole in the case of birds. And like, gelderians clearly reproduce sexually and are also humanoid, so what exactly are they using to fuck? What's she packing, Kirkman? What I'm saying is that "incompatible genitalia" is kind of a stupid concept, and this plot is forced.
>>153110272Kirkman is just a shitty shock drama writer with no substance.
>>153110064>agree to an open relationship>realize it sucksThat's rough buddy.>>153110321>KirkmanDo you see his name on that cover?
>>153110272According to the writers/kirkman it looks like a xenomorph crossed with a geoduck
>>153110361>What's she packing, Kirkman? What I'm saying is that "incompatible genitalia" is kind of a stupid concept, and this plot is forced.
>>153110361Why is this always cuckshit with these degenerate writers? Just use toys, for fuck's sake
>>153110361Seriously this is all his fault. He let a geodick get in the way of love and agreed to this bullshit. He could've manned up and had her all to himself.
>>153110361... Why are both of Zoe/Zach's parents based?
>>153110373>xenomorph crossed with a geoduckStill a hole, just a protruding hole with a mouth. Vanilla ass nigga needs to stick his dick in that immediately. Her pussy is basically sucking you off. dude. Come on!
Something tells me this won't be in the show.
>>153110380>you're an asshole for not being comfortable with being a cuck, sonThis woman seems psychotic
>>153110378Easy ragebait/drama/discourse.Also a lot of them actually get off on it.
>>153110437She's mad at him for agreeing to something and then getting mad about it. And she's right. He shouldn't have done it to begin with but he did so tough shit.
>>153110453That's not how consent works at all
>>153110474Yes it is. Anon they both agreed to an open relationship. Then he finds out she got a girlfriend and he got mad about it. Remember they can't have sex so they fuck other people.
>>153110413Tech Jacket is a 15 year old girl now and Allen's slampiece is le generic stronk womyn
Lin is a cutie.
>>153110508>Yes it isNo, it's not. At any point you feel uncomfortable, you can back out. Open relationships especially depend on a lot of trust and navigating these issues as adults, rather than shaming and pressuring "cuz you said!!"
>>153110064If her pussy is so different from human, why not just show it? It won't be pornographic in any way.
>>153110562He can back out if he wants to but he doesn't and eventually comes to respect the other woman. And he stays in the open relationship even when he shows up again in Invincible.
>>153110594I was going to say exactly this... but then I realized that viewers would immediately make it pornographic. Zach might be a coward, but I promise you, The Internet is not. Also, junk is junk. Pretty sure the FCC wouldn't let you show a dolphin cock or whatever.
>>153110413wow the comic looks reallt goodI know animation always looks inferior but what a downgrade
>>153110064Vagina dentata!
>xenomorph crossed with a geoduckFor the record, these are geoducks. Zach was being a coward ass bitch.
>>153110719What if it has the xenomorph mini mouth teeth
>>153110272Futurama was smarter
>>153111316You don't complain about blowjobs
>>153110064if only there was an alien biology encyclopedia you can consult before trying to get in their pants
>>153110719>Not sucking your qt green space gfs dickWhat a pussy
>>153111345This has always been fucking stupid, Mermaids have tits, they'd have genitals closer to dolphins than anything.
>>153111434Thank you! Mermaids are mammals, and I refuse to pretend otherwise. Hell, the ones in that Futurama episode are in fact mutated humans, so it especially makes no sense for them to be egg layers.
It really feels like Kirkman is just describing a penis but is being as vague as possible because he can't think of anything creative for genitals
>>153111316
>>153111510To be absolutely fair, it's not just him. Nobody can ever seem to make up truly alien genitals. Again, almost like there's only so many shapes uglies can really have, and "incompatible parts" is a dumb concept. >>153111421Honestly. Half the fun of dating an alien is playing with their exotic bits. This is like dating a twi'lek and being freaked out by the lekku.
>>153110064Love finds a way
>>153110064Comic writers sometimes lack imagination.
>>153111738One of the worst instances of this is Dawnstar and Wildfire of the Legion of Super-Heroes. See, he's am energy being inside of a suit, so the couple's inability to get intimate is a recurring issue. But like, they living the 31st century of the DCU. There are many things they could do to solve this issue (synthetic body that can feel, virtual reality, literal magic, etc) but none of the writers ever bothered to actually do that because drama.
>>153111738Rorschach is not for sexualAs in he's damaged by the concept of sex considering his upbringing.
>>153111876In the novel The Stars My Destination, there was a guy who was radioactive and he managed just fine with his new gf thanks to a room with a transparent, radiation-proof barrier in the middle.
>>153110719>"You're beautiful"
>>153110361>Invincible has at least 3 instances of interspecies cuckold impregnation. One of them being futa.>Tech Jacket included, there's at least 2 instances of interspecies futa cuckoldry.
>>153110562If you agree to an open relationship and you're cool with YOU fucking other girls, but get upset when she fucks other guys, then it is on you.
>>153110373So in fact there's an aperture, and he could have fucked it.
>>153110605So, what I'm hearing is that Zoe is already getting double-GOCK'd. Nice.
>>153110562>At any point you feel uncomfortable, you can back out.Sure he can, but that's not what's happening in the context of the comic in this scene. The page before this is Zach literally slut-shaming Lin for sleeping with someone else and acting like she's been some unfaithful trollop. That's not backing out, that's not calmly saying>Hey, Lin, I know I said I wanted us to be free to be intimate with other people, but I've decided that I'm really not comfortable with this arrangement.That's agreeing to an open relationship with someone and then screaming>YOU WHORE!!!When they do what you both agreed to.
>>153112351He could have, and any red-blooded Terran man would have tried. Zach chickened out.
>>153110064this was the early 2000's ppl then only thought sex was only penis in vagina
>>153110064because the writer was fucking retarded
>>153112351Maybe the hole is too small for a human dick?
>>153112568
>>153110615You could literally see the dog's testicles in Code LYOKO.
>>153112449The Greeks called.
>>153112568Errr....she has a dick........................Kind complicated anatomy.
>>153112686That sounds like quitter talk.
>everyone avoiding the obviousIf you pull a cutie like Lin, you'd best man up and take it in the ass, dammit.
>>153110638Different arstyleThat's Ryan OttleyThe show uses a compromised version of Walker's
>>153110361>she’s fucking a chickSo the futa alien cock is confirmed?
Why are the geldarian's chinese?
>>153112810>Someone tells you you get to be the consort of an 11/10 alien princess>All you have to do is get ravaged by her weird tentacle dick every nightWhat do?
>>153110361>>153110378I hate this, it's clearly just the writer(s) trying to force their fetish upon others. It has been disturbingly common for more than a decade at this point, this cuck and polyamorous shit I mean.Thank God people barely read comics anymore, given the quality of this crap.
>>153112876I start doing research on proper enema procedure.
>>153112876I man up and let her lay her eggs inside my anus
>>153112876depends on her dick.if she’s too big she’ll have to settle for handies with a blowjob
>>153113018quitter
>>153110064She could still give him titjobs and hotdoggin too right, Mark can give her a handjob too at least
>Mark
>>153110064Ah dang, I've come across that page before but I never knew the character.
>>153113301>getting ur insides rearranged by a 'girl' that won't even be with you longterm
>>153111738I don't think Rorscharch would smoke, I find this more unlikely than the idea of him being some sort of hidden sex god, Rogue not draining him, him losing his "skin" for sex, or the casual sex before marriage shit. Somehow Rorscharch smoking is even more unlikely than all those.
>>153114021Wouldn't his body hair be lighter, considering he's a ginger?
>>153110719So she has an ovipositer?
>>153110719>>153110064If she just has a weird phallus dentata, where exactly is the problem?
>>153111434>>153111493Mermaids are platypuses
>>153110252If a women dosent have one bigger tham my, she dosent deserve a "good day".
>>153114118The problem is cowardice. >>153114068Wouldn't be surprised. That's hot.
>>153110064I'm guessing Zack was too weirded out by Lin's naughty bits. Funny enough, I've only heard about Tech Jacket from a /co/ thread about this particular scene a couple years ago.>>153110361>>153110380Say what you will about Kirkman, but I find stuff like this kinda funny. Knowing him, something like this would fit right in with Invincible.>>153110719So, that's a geoduck, eh?>The writer's barely-disguised fetish?
>>153113944I mean... she might if you bend over and let her rearrange your organs whenever she gets a bit frisky.
>>153110719I dunno... it's a little intimidating.
>>153110064Or oral or paizuri or handjobs or footjobs or buttjobs or thighjobs or the various other makeable holes.
>>153112810>>153112876Nah. I'd fuck her in the ass and jerk her off but nothing's going in my ass.
>>153116134Idk if would, but definitely could
>>153110064>>153111345>>153116186Honest to god in a situation like this I could just get off to titjobs and buttjobs for the rest of my life, some people are too picky.
>>153112876Kill her and start a war. Just like the good old days of 9/11.
>>153110064it probably just works the same way female spotted hyenas do
Stil no pics
>>153117568ive always wanted to try this. id imagine it would just get stuck and pop or something
>>153118069anon, please don't stick things up your bum.if you must stick things up your bum, please only stick things that have been made to be stuck up bums up your bum.
>>153118222thats not what i was talking about, or was that the joke?
>>153118222This. There's a reason sex toys are shaped the way they are. They're designed to be easily removed.
>>153110064>Why didn’t they try oral or anal instead?Because that's what the gays do.
>>153118069The seam might cut your dick.
>>153118340worth it.
>>153112871Kirkman described it as a Geoduck with a predator mouth
>>153119396cool. she must still have a hole for excreting bodily functions, even the mouth.
>>153119396This seems highly improbable and inefficient. What circumstances would cause them to evolve this way? Again, there's a reason the vast majority of complex lifeforms we know of end up reproducing by putting something in a hole. Because it works.
>>153119487This. The exceptions are usually limited to either animals that live in very different environments - boy fish jizzing onto eggs laid by lady fish, boy spiders putting their jizz in little web packets lady spiders can shove into their cooch, etc. - or things that aren't animals at all - boy plant parts rubbing their jizz off on bugs that they hope will fly up a lady plant's flowery snatch, fungi whipping their jizzy spore all over the fucking place, etc.All things considered, normal animal sex is pretty clean compared to how the rest of nature does their shit.
>>153119396Still would try.
>>153110272them being called "geld"arians suggests that rather than just offputting it looks physically threatening to your dong
>>153110594Her pussy is this with a xenomorph head at the end according to Kirkman
>>153112351commence docking captain
>>153122259the only question is:does it bite?
>>153122428It atleast is barbed and has teeth, probably contracts tightly upon orgasm.
>>153122259Did he explain how it works under normal circumstances?
>>153110064these scenarios really should include both members giving each other a biological rundown on their respective species. it just makes sense. if you have to talk though things like job compatibility and how you spend money you should definitely at least attempt to see if you're sexual organs function the same
>>153119487>This seems highly improbable and inefficient.It's natural... selection.
>>153110064Because trans is not the same as women
>>153117449Well I would.
>>153122259>>153122476I'd give it a try.
>>153122958Yeah, a dry lecture about sexual biology really fits the spontaneous romantic mood of the moment.
>>153122214Maybe something like males having the ability to grow a hardy and numb sperm sac. Females have an egg-spike, which is a sharp, rigid tube containing a cluster of eggs. The egg-spike pierces the sperm sac, allowing the sperm to flood the egg-spike, and then corks itself with the most sturdy flesh from the base of sac to form a quasi-scab until the egg-spike grows shut over the coming days. The female eats the rest of the flesh of the deflated sperm sac for nutrients.
>>153124898Gross
>>153110064Risk of disease maybe?
>>153111876Quislet taught him how to create a stable physical form.
>>153110064Docking is always an option.
>>153118069Haven't seen one of these in forever but as I recall the hole is barely big enough for your finger.. It'd need to be scaled up.
>>153127497Yeah, and it still didn't work because his body burned anything it touched. Forced drama wins again.
>>153110374>What I'm saying is that "incompatible genitalia" is kind of a stupid conceptNo it's not
>>153114189platypi?
>incompatible partsYeah right Zack is just a fag with no imagination
>>153112631>but they showed nudity in that French show!
>>153118069I've tried it before. It's not fun. The design of it doesn't allow for any friction, and it was already too tight for my dick when I was like 14 or whatever.
>>153112631WHAT EPISODE
>>153110252Yes
>>153110272Her crotch is flat, theres no room for a dick
>>153110064>Why didn’t they try oral or anal instead?You'd think the writer would have covered all his bases. I'm not even into anal but I've fucked a couple girls in the ass because they were on their period.
>>153122259Thats a garloid
>>153112810Fuck outta here
>>153110064Are they what I'm think they're going to do?
>>153135248Zoe is 15 so no
>>153110064Because anal was still seen as a fringe thing when the comic was published and oral just lacks the intimacy that vaginal has. >>153119487Fungus are a complex lifeform, and their reproducing methods are complex.
>>153110064>why didn't he try getting shit on his dickBecause thats gay
>>153135253zack was dating lin already at 15
>>153112402That's just a sane reaction, but either way it's irrelevant. That's his Mom. She should just be telling him that it's obviously not working out and he should just break it off with her.
>>153112940This needs to be called out more
>>153112940>>153135580>tfw can hide my rape and breeding fetish behind the logical conclusion of what happens when a war between foreign peoples take place
>>153129831It really is. In our real world lives women don't insert their vaginas. By having the same exact stuff down stairs their genitals are effectively incompatible. That hasn't stopped them from figuring ways to make girl on girl sexual relationships a thing.
>>153119487The term is "traumatic insemination." There's a real-life species of aquatic, hermaphroditic worms that sword fight with their dicks to determine who plays the male role and who plays the female role in reproduction, this is entirely plausible
>>153119487Geldarans evolving wrong is kinda their whole deal. They wear tech jackets because they literally grew too weak to survive on their planet.
>>153136562How did they survive long enough to develop such advanced technology and civilization then.
>>153136570It was over an unknown course of time, but there basically was some intersecting point between them becoming stupid weak and creating tech jackets.But to give a proper reference to their frailty they are so weak that Zack destroys their gym equipment set at the highest weight setting bare armed, meaning he isn't even using the tech jacket.
>>153110719>Fuck Fuck>The Geo-duck!
>>153135437>anal was still seen as a fringe thing
>>153110361>>153110380Should have just boned his mom instead.
>>153110064Seriously just peg him
>>153110064is it confimed she had a peni, or was that speculation?>>153110321he really is. thats why i wanted to bail on invincible after that robot monster girl lost on another planet shit. cant wait to hear people defend that shit when it gets animated
Every day I come here and no pics
>>153110252Obviously.
>>153110272It looks like Venus Fly trap and a biting turtle jaw, sex is ripping off his balls and then inseminating herself.Still want to fuck the princess?
>>153141157Stop making shit up
>>153110413>Tech Jacket gets more judgement for sleeping around than his gf>from Tech Jacket's own parents evenWhy the double standard? They both agreed to it.
>>153110064Terribad writing.
>>153110562The issue is that Tech Jacket thought it meant you can fuck outside the relationship.Lin thought it meant you could date outside the relationship.Clearly, it wasn't what they had agreed on.
>>153110719>>153111316Then you can fuck her dick and then she can fuck your cute little ass after.
>>153112351Or FrottingMutual jerk offoralanaltoysTech jacket gadgetsThere is functionally no reason for there to have been an inssue.
>>153112871This is why FemJacket will have no problem getting anally and vaginally probed by alien girl dick.
>>153114038No I was ginger when I was younger and I have pretty thick body hair.
>>153119487not entirely dissimilar to a cloaca-on-cloaca action. you know there are some bugs that just stab you and deposit their unborn offspring inside you?
>>153141173But its fun.
