And Harry Potter and all his wizard friends... went straight to Hell for practicing witchcraft.
YEEEAHHH
forcing rod and todd to watch hazbin hotel
>>153112863that's a better ending than the books
Witchcraft doesn't exist, it's about as real as the Tooth fairy or Zeus and I have a book from several centuries ago that opens with a preface from a bishop saying that there's no problem with using fictional entities for the sake of a fictional story. Of course, Harry Potter isn't all that good either way so whatever
>>153112863The Chronicles of Narnia are much more mystical than Harry Potter.C.S. Lewis actually knew something about magic as practiced in the 16th century.
>>153112978>Witchcraft doesn't existthat's what they want you to think
>>153112978What about the Witch of Endor?
>>153112863>Fuck you, I have your money now
>>153112863Didnt know Flanders was pro trans
>>153113037>left won't watch your new show cause you're a terf >right won't watch your new show cause Snape's black Just pack it up, JK.
>Christians when anything or anyone that doesn't mindlessly sing God's praises exists
>>153113356She's already been paid, she's a millionsaire, and the films are immortal. She's won.
>>153113481What else should we worship?
>>153113785Why worship at all?
>>153113865The parietal cortex wants what it wants
>>153113865That line of thinking just turns into self worship.
>>153113785>faced with the undeniable absence of God, man created one to his liking
Would you rather have jerkass homer or fundie flanders as your dad
>>153113974And that's what modern Christians do anyway. They think Christ is too woke.
>>153112978Magick is real (look up crowley and his influence)Its just that it being inherently evil is Christian fearmongering (Ironic, since certain Jews have practiced Kabbalah for years. Of course they wouldnt let Christian golem practice anything useful)>t. /x/ fagCheck out Grant Morrisons the Invisibles, Filth, and flex mentalloI kid you not you may experience some real life weird shit when reading the invisibles, like impossible circumstances and coincidences
>>153114982Manipulation is parasite behavior.Fear is a tool, notice how people who are most susceptible to manipulation are gullible? What happens when a magicians tricks are revealed? They become impotent
>>153115115>notice how people who are most susceptible to manipulation are gullible?.............yes? That's how words work....?
>>153115158>What happens when a magicians tricks are revealed? They become impotent
>>153113481Yeah, just worship blacks like the left!
>>153114353But Christians Charities are the reason there are so many Migrants in the first place
>>153112978>Witchcraft doesn't existt. believes in fiat currency
>>153112978>Witchcraft doesn't existThat sounds like something a witch would say.....
>>153115930>crystal witches>if they dont take their meds they'll save their head
>>153115991>*shave
>>153114982>t. Never read the Emrald Tablet.
>>153114982Me:>does happiness rituals daily>is happy>draws health sigils on scrap paper to strew about the house>is healthyPeople who seem really insistent about magic not being real:>do not do happiness rituals daily>spend too much time saying magic isn't real to be happy>do not make health sigils>get sick from the stress of saying magic isn't real constantly
>>153114982jew magic is inherently evil in all its forms>>153112978>he doesn't know
>>153112863Aye, wizards are all snakes.
If magic is real why tf is hollywood disintegrating?
>>153116209Mother Hecate is a fickle bitch.
>>153116209Not enough child blood to appease the Old Ones now that Epstien's operation went tits up. Goddamn feds inadvertently doomed our entire species
>>153115729I'm not going to pretend that there aren't Christians who genuinely try to uphold Christ's teachings, but in America at least, they are heavily outnumbered by assholes who call themselves Christians while deliberately failing to actually practice anything Christ was trying to teach his followers. And a lot of them voted for a guy who is behaving so much like the fucking Antichrist that it isn't even funny.
>>153116265BUT AT LEAST WE'RE OWNING THE LIBS, AMIRITE?!?!
>>153112863It's funny how Christian schools are pro HP now cuz JK hates troons. Meanwhile I have literally been thanked by a liberal because I told them how when the last book came out I was in high school and brought a megaphone with spoilers to a barnes and noble and yelled the pages where snape died. In the past I was seen as a monster for that, now I'm lauded.
>>153116312They can't even afford to rent the libs.
>>153116265>>153116312>>153116337>being Christian means you should have unlimited gibs and brownsTypical jew trickery
>>153112863Most people would be okay with that ending now after J.K.’s tweets.
>>153116659Just die already, grandpa
>>153116659Jesus Christ, that is, the guy who you allegedly worship, literally said "be kind to foreigners". If you can't even listen to what your own fucking Messiah says, I don't know where you get off calling yourself a follower of Christ.
>>153116659Nonironically yes. That's literally what Jesus says to do. Just don't be Christian. The old testament is full of the shit American prosperity gospel fucks love. That's why they love the Jews so much. They're literally happy the Jews killed Jesus cuz he's too woke for them. That's why Trump is literally sending Americans to die for Israel. Because they all actually factually hate Jesus Christ and what he himself said. They love all the other shit in the Bible, just not the gospels. They love the parts in the old testament about killing gays and the parts about the acts of the apostles where they talk about needing to get their penis cut. But if you bring up the beatitudes instead of the ten commandments the prosperity gospel fucks will cry woke like you're doing now. Honestly just remove Jesus from your religion if you can't do what he asks. Just be a Jew, that's what your kind always wishes to be.
>>153116209Apparently magic isn't up to the task when the situation needs a miracle.
>>153116758>Just don't be Christian.This. Fucking this. Just admit that you don't want to be a good person and religion is nothing more than a weapon to you. You'll probably sleep better at night.
They never bitch about judaism and islam.
JK Rowling pissed off the Left and Right and will forever have my respect for that.
>>153116659Jesus quite literally was an actual Jew, fun fact
>>153112978>Harry Potter isn't all that good either way so whateverThe first three movies were fun, and the the OG games were peak comfy
>>153116265American "Christianity" is a literal doomsday cult. The current Pope probably understands that better than anyone else atm.
>>153116813Martin Luther would be rolling in his grave if he saw the state of protestants now. Full blown idolatry with Trump, a living human being, all while taking indulgences for special prayers and interventions from dime store grifters. That's the problem with Sol Scriptura. If you have someone who is genuine about it then you can have good leaders. But if you get one who is all about self enrichment they can and do use the Bible for themselves and there's literally no one who can call them out for it cuz "the scriptures alone".
>>153116659This entire saga is not going to end well for any of you, ultimately. Are you at the very least aware of that fact, MAGAfag?
>>153116813>>153116869Trump is literally doing everything the bible said the Antichrist would do.https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
>>153116869Martin Luther King would be rolling in his grave if he saw the state of african americans now. Full blown idolatry with Floyd, a human being, all while taking indulgences for gibs and platitudes from dime store grifters. That's the problem with civil rights movements. If you have someone who is genuine about it then you can have good leaders. But if you get one who is all about self enrichment they can and do use the cause for themselves and there's literally no one who can call them out for it cuz "you are racis".
>>153116926Yeah he would be that episode of the Boomdocks where he came back from a coma and died after getting mad at BET and current black culture. That's already been done.
>>153116941It's not about doing something new. It's about sending a message.
>>153116910While I was raised Catholic and even had some time considering going into the priesthood, I don't necessarily believe in all the magical shit. I am enamored and adore the concept of Jesus Christ himself and the idea of a suffering serving king who is all loving and accepting. However the shit that Trump has been doing is so uncanny that if I were to believe in THE antichrist it's almost too on the nose. But what I truly believe is that there are multiple antichrists. They aren't so much magical as they are physically embodiments of the antithesis of Jesus Christ. Be that Genghis Khan, Hitler, Stalin or Trump or any crazy person. These are people who embody everything that Jesus is not and at the same time they will often attempt to use the Lord's name in vain. Yes prosperity gospel fucks, saying God damn it is not using the Lord's name in vain. But saying "send me all your seed money and I'll pray for you on my private jet" literally is using the Lord's name in vain. That goes doubly when you are using the Lord's name in order to commit violence on others and innocents. Yes megachurch faggot, that means the majority of the crusades were unjust and led by imperfect men using the Lord's name for their own enrichment..
>>153116995Nigga you have an entirely idealized image of Jesus and you are fucking insane to group a guy you don't like with three genociders.
>>153117017>group a guy you don't like with three genocidersLet Trump cook. He'll get there
>>153116995I'm not even religious and I'm starting to think Trump is the Antichrist. It's like that whole Nerevarine thing from Morrowind: if Trump is doing everything that the Antichrist is said to do, then it doesn't matter if he started out as the Antichrist or not, because that's what he is now, and everyone else you mentioned are just failed Antichrists who couldn't go the distance.
>>153117017>idealized image of JesusEnlighten us to the truth, then
>>153117017He's not at the genocide part at least yet and hopefully never. But he is preaching the anti-gospel. I'm not saying Trump IS LITERALLY HITLER. Thats shallow and reactionary. However I would say that Trump has done more damage to Christianity than any of the genociders mentioned. He literally made millions of bible belt Americans turn directly away from the teachings of Jesus Christ deliberately in order for him to gain benefits and boons. They're worshiping golden idols of the man.
>>153117052trump is too stupid to be satan-level evil. he's literally just an american boomer in a situation where he never has to check his own ego
>>153117068That's not necessarily an excuse for him to NOT be the antichrist. He could be doing it all unknowingly. But the results will be the same, the antithesis of Christ. He lives breathes and embodies the antithesis of Jesus Christ and the fact that many love him let alone actually worship him makes him a prime candidate, knowingly or not.
>>153117068But again, he is pretty much mantling the Antichrist by doing everything the Antichrist does. If it walks like a duck , swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck.
>>153114982>look up crowleythe dude was just a spaz who used "magic" as excuse for sex and drugs
>>153117135.......so, a wizard, then?
>>153117156Or what people who call themselves "psychonaughts" today are.
>>153114982>Magick is real (look up crowley and his influence)It's a real thing people do and believe, it just doesn't actually do shit magically. Wake me up when you nerds can make fireballs.>m-muh magick is the science and art of causing change to occur in conformity with will!Yeah you can psyche yourself up with rituals and shit like that, but that's not actually "magic," it's all working for real reasons. Arnold Schwarzenegger by that logic is a better wizard than any of you, because he had the will and psychology to work hard and become a great bodybuilder/movie star/governor and made it happen. Meanwhile, most witches and warlocks apparently will themselves to be out of shape and poor weirdos, because that's what you see.>but that is magick!! just because it can be explained doesn't mean it isn't realThe real aspects of it are better explained by other real things, rather than treating it as part of a system of hoodoo bullshit.Sorry to be hard on you, anon. But I've seen too many people go schizo falling too deep into this nonsense.
>>153117176>Wake me up when you nerds can make fireballs.Also>inb4>"okay i'll use a lighter xD, that's my will"No, I mean like Final Fantasy, summon Ifrit and do 1534 damage on all enemies or some shit then I'll be impressed.
Holy shit can you unhinged retards seriously not go five seconds without forcing Trump into every conversation
>>153117176Arnold is a wizard. Yes the wizard of swole with punch magic. There's an anime called Mashle that's more or less about this.
>>153117200And who's fault is that, do you wager?
>>153117200>Noooo don't say mean things about daddy! He is too just like Jesus! Jesus if he wasn't woke!
>>153117201I can accept this answer. I'll be nicer to the wizards if they all accept that Arnold is an archmagus.
>>153117225It's that bell curve meme. Magic is real. Magic isn't real. Magic is real.
>>153117068>>153117082>>153117091>the antichrist, being the opposite of jesus, was a blathering retard all alongSeth MacFarlane I fucking kneel
>>153117246I mean he is the opposite! I also knew him when I saw him. He also was not a little girl who I would need to shoot.
>>153116722>written in EnglishNot a quote from the Bible.
>>153117239"Magic" is real, but the actual cool magic people care about isn't. "Magic is just too smart for you" is cope. The "real" aspects of so-called magic are better explained by things besides "magic."I'm trying to stop people from falling deep into delusions about this stuff.
>>153117279>I'm trying to stop people from falling deep into delusions about this stuff.
>>153117269It's a good thing the ancient aramaric said the exact opposite. But the whole faggot at King James or Geneva made it the opposite! Jesus famously said "it is easier for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven" and that's it. That's where the quote ends. But the woke faggots changed it!
>>153117055Gladly. Jesus displays human feelings like fear and anger in the Bible. He cursed a tree to death because it pissed him off, he used his power to bring a friend back to life, he taunted his students on occassion when they made him lose patience, he went berserk at the jews in the temple, he begged God to spare him of his impending fate essentially asking to abandon his duty before overcoming his fear. I think at some early point he even told his mom off.Jesus is like us, and that is what makes him cooler. He was not some detached and perfect entity. He had our burdens and our failings and he overcame them.>>153117056>However I would say that Trump has done more damage to Christianity than any of the genociders mentioned.Bruh....Hitler sent millions of christians to their deaths at the front and Stalin suppressed Christianity by destroying churches and sending people to the gulags.>But he is preaching the anti-gospel.Nah, that would be Prince Charles.>They're worshiping golden idols of the man.It was YHVH who said don't worship other gods, then the jews did so anyway. Jesus said it's not too late to change for the better.
>>153117289It might be fun for them (for a while anyway), but it's no fun being around a schizo friend/family member
>>153117319but it IS fun to be on a website full of them. why else would we be here
>>153117334Fair point
>>153117156Wizards are the lame nerds of magic. Its the sorcerers who get into the trash freaky shit
>>153117317The genocides would probably bring people closer to Christ than whatever the fuck Trump and Trump golden calves are doing for you. Also your excuse for literally worshiping golden idols of Trump is "well they can just say sorry later or something!" Instead of acknowledging the whole golden false idols thing. You're clearly from some mega church and don't know anything else. You're pathetic and sad and I will pray for you to find Jesus Christ. The real one, not the orange goblin you love to defend.
>>153117349Sorcerors > Warlocks > Wizards > Mages
>>153116710>>153116722>>153116758>>153116804>>153116881Curious that for 1800 years Christians didn't believe that shit. Care to elucidate on what new divine revelation took place in the past 200 years?
>>153117388They didn't believe in the Bible or the words of Jesus Christ? Well shit. I guess they were never Christians then huh?
>>153112978Uh oh, redditor melty.
>>153117388Guy literally quotes the Bible. That's not what Christians thought? Maybe not the church or whatever system you believed in. But in order to be a Christian you have to follow the words of Jesus Christ. Otherwise you're like, literally anything else. Or are you trying to say that back when the priests spoke the church in Latin and no one understood shit, that was the time where people were the most Christian? Is being ignorant to the Bible an aspect of Christianity to you? That seems silly.
>>153112863A woman was recently killed by a mob in Zambia after she was accused of using witchcraft to steal a man's genitals.
>>153117357Mhm. Very nice. However I am not in the american continent and I never said that it's okay to worship idols because you can change your mind later. I didn't even say that I am christian. I think you are arguing in bad faith.
>>153117451You literally said all of that. You're just talking out of your ass cuz you don't know about you're talking about. Hell to go out and say "I'm not a Christian but let me tell you why i know more about Christianity" is really an off putting sentiment. Even if you're right it sounds like some try hard leddit faggot from r atheism trying to defend golden idols cuz he loves the president of another country.
>>153112863Hire hookers to have some fun with those sons of his.
>>153117436>Guy literally quotes the Bible.I don't see that bible quote mention illegal immigrants.Also, who gives a fuck, shit's not real anyway.
I say we just put all of the Christians, Jews and Muslims in the one big room, leave a big ol' pile of weapons and/or scriptures in the middle, and whatever happens, happens. Who's with me?
>>153117674Fuck that. Muslims aren't pussies and I don't want them taking over the rest of the world.
>>153117440How ludicrous. Gender reassignment surgeries aren't witchcraft.
>>153113865Theres a solid 20%-40% of the population that experiences a chemical reaction/endorphin rush when in tha act of worship. If you dont have it, the chants and prayers dont do anything but if you do have it, its a rush. Its why you see so many drug addicts find jesus or some shit, or why some sports teams or rockstars have those obsessive fans.Probably a survival mechanism but it isnt going away any time soon.
>>153116722that was exactly the invading tactic the hebrews used to destroy cities, also they were pretty good at genocide of people who wandered into their territory.
>>153113865...I need something to worship i am a little baby man with no fucking reason to exist without a god.
>>153112863YAAAAAY!!!
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised a thread like this attracted so many schizos
>>153117685Well, if you cant properly fight to protect your magic sky man book, then you weren't worthy of existing in the first place, were you Jim Bob?
>>153117867Why do brown people frighten you so much, anon? Asking without irony
>>153116722Give me your house
>>153118504Apples and oranges and you fucking know it
I think it's funny that trannies hate Harry Potter just like their parents.>2005>Harry Potter is satanic>2026>Harry Potter is transphobic
>>153118573But he needs your house, anon.
>>153118588there are a dozen reasons to hate jk rowling and troons pick one of the few things she's right about
>>153112863What bugged me was the scene after this with Rod. Why the fuck was he okay with trying to run over Homer's thumb with his train?
>>153112863Wizardcraft.
>>153116811The series stopped being good when instead of adventures in a new world of wonder it became a retarded school drama with thriller elements. Speaking of three movies, they were already running around in civilian wear by the third. They may as well had guns instead of wants and had it over with.
>>153112978>Witchcraft doesn't existThanks for the public service Captain Obvious
>>153116784You're so persecuted
>>153116941AND NOW I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT SOUL PLANE
>>153117200>Stop being mean to dear leader!
>>153117304>It's a good thing the ancient aramaric said the exact oppositeWhich of course you can readNot the Aramaic of course, to he aramaric
>>153112995Aslan is just Jesus as a furry.
>>153118754I don't remember Jesus murdering an entire train car's passengers just to grab 4 brats because He was incompetent to fight the witch for the third or fourth time
>>153118709>>153116941>have Washington come back to see America today>"IS THIS IT?! IS THIS WHAT I LOST 6 OUT OF 9 BATTLES FOR?!!"
>>153114982>>153116137Dumb schizo
>>153113003Disney intentionally the EU.
>>153114353If Jesus is okay with immigrants coming in en masse and ignoring border laws, then he's okay with me pirating movies and video games.
>>153119665Render into Caesar that which is his
>>153119734And Ceasar says that immigrants need to come into the country legally. ;)
>>153118873washington would be too busy being enamored by instant communication, travel 50x faster than a horse, unheard of levels of material comfort, and freedom to do things with our lives beyond being dirt farmersany racism he might possess would be instantly overridden by our comparatively longer healthspan and lifespansnot to assume too much about the guy, but he would likely see a society where people can devote their entire lives to watching entertainment and talking about entertainment without ever worrying about a bad harvest and see that humanity has advanced in ways he never could have thought possiblewould he still keep his racist beliefs? i dont know, i never met the guybut i am 99% certain he would trade everything, regardless of his personal ideals, to live in something like our time
>>153117440>she was accused of using witchcraft to steal a man's genitals.well, did she? we need more info here
>>153113481As opposed to Islam, which preaches you murder everyone who isn't Muslim, but especially the Jews.
>>153119665Christ already had his second coming. He returned as an infant in a Palestinian hospital and was left by IDF soldiers to starve to death.
>>153112904Pretty sure even Rod and Todd could beat up the average Viziepop fag.
>>153120204But Rod and Todd are scrawny children who can barely even run a marathon.
>>153119892Hegseth and his ilk genuinely believe they need to kill as many brown people as possible in order for Jesus to come back.
>>153117674>one big roomWe're already doing that shit.It's called 'The Earth', we've been stuck in the middle.
>>153119878https://youtu.be/D_iZRB2y8BQHe'd probably be horrified by the moral degradation and the government that's become most of what he and his compatriots tried to prevent. Universal warrantless surveillance, civilian weapon restrictions with a standing army, cities ceded to lawlessness, more than a million abortions performed per year. Modern American culture has changed a lot from what it was previously.
>>153112978Look at these retards doing this kind of stuff and tell me Witchcraft doesn't exist.
>>153120628Yeah but then you'd give him a Slurpee and he'd get over it
>>153116785>and will forever have my respect for that.Yeah I'm sure she's really feeling that in her multi million dollar mansion.
>>153118439Because they're not me, and as long as anyone who isn't me exists, me is in danger.
>>153114353Shut the fuck up you don't know shit about Christianity
>>153122368I know more about Christianity than most self-proclaimed Christians do. Christ was very clear about his message, and anyone who genuinely listens to it and practices what he taught is fine in my book, they deserve to actually call themselves Christians. But there are too many people who are Christian in name only, because they think paying lip service to Jesus is a "be as much of an asshole as you want and still get into Heaven" cheat code.
>>153113037would
>>153120628>and the government that's become most of what he and his compatriots tried to prevent.Not being a dick but they could have tried considerably harderMaking political parties illegal would have been a good start
>>153112978It's not that witchcraft works, it's that people believe in it and they're always satanic, but it's really not a coincidence topic.
>>153120628>moral degredationactual memewe dont actually know what he would want, but its a pretty fair assumption that a country where basic needs arent just met, but vastly exceeded to the point that too much stuff is the main issue, would seem like paradisepeople not having to till the soil for a 50/50 chance not to starve next year would be worth changing anyones ideology
>>153113481As it should be. As it should be.
>>153120336That makes them more athletic than the average Viziepop fan.
>another christian bait thread filled with people who don't know a thing about the faith on either sideAnyways.I think there isn't really a problem with magic in media as it is clear that it is fiction. Besides *magic* is already a technically accepted thing within christian cannon with the whole>metaphysics exists and is required for the trinity to workangle and all that.
>>153122532No it's pretty obvious that he did not intend for the federal government to become the largest spymaster in the world and rule the states with an iron fist
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