Why exactly couldn't she have just fucked Dipper?He was 13, she was 15, what's the issue?
>>153115313It would have been bad because Dipper wanted to have sex with Wendy and sex is bad if men want to have it, that was the moral of the story in Roadside Attraction, after all.
>>153115313Yeah, remember when you were in high school and everyone in middle school looked like children... the same, specially when Dipper seems that he hasn't even come close to hitting puberty.
He was 12 and she was 15.
>>153115364I always forget how old the twins are really supposed to be. I always think of them like 10 or so.
>>153115313Not Chad enough for her.
>>153115313I swear Wendy was gonna be older they just didn't want to have the creepiness factor of an 18 year old always hanging around a 12 year old. Like that pic too, why is a 15 year old a lifeguard?
>>153115452>creepiness factor of an 18 year old always hanging around a 12 year oldYou mean the hotness factor
>>153115461Quiet.
>>153115313Dipper’s wee wee was way to small
>>153115452Tiny mountain towns probably don't need to be strict about rules and laws. Too young to work as a lifeguard? Whatever, here's your whistle, make sure the kids don't run too much.
>>153115313>Why exactly couldn't she have just fucked Dipper?Because it is a show for children. And showing two people of that age having sex on a kids show would be extremely immoral and a giant legal liability.
Why didn't Marceline or Princess Bubblegum fuck Finn?
>>153115390they're about as tall as a 3-year-old
>>153115313For some reason, the animators decided that a 15 yr old girl should be double the size of a 12 (veeery close to 13) yr old boy, so we (and they) should feel repulsed by the Idea
>>153115452in my town, the lifeguards are all high schoolers
>>153115482Dude had an extending ray. He could have a cock bigger than him. There were plenty of rocks in the woods.
>>153115452>>153115571>why is a 15 year old a lifeguard?They usually start training kids for lifeguard stuff around 14 or 15 since girls have already had their growth spurt and boys are just starting to shoot up in size. The pool just gets volunteers from whatever aquatic sports org is using the facility (read as: already strong swimmers), put them through CPR training, teach them about a few specific scenarios and boom, done.You think every lifeguard you've ever seen went to college for that shit? No fucking way lol. They probably lept at the chance to get Wendy as a lifeguard since she has the upper arm strength of a lumberjack.
>>153115313Because she didn't want to and he's not entitled to it.
Because that's bullshit. Animation is a visual medium. And they're coded as a 10 year old boy and 18 year old girl
>>153115718He is though.
2-3 years is a big difference when you're a teenager
>>153115718>picture of a coffee cup
>>153115758In what regard
>>153115742Anyone who uses the term 'coded' should be shot in the head and dropped in a ditch.
>>153115863He's a young boy, he deserves a hot 15 year old girlfriend who will show him the ropes.
>>153115313Wendy doesnt fuck loser self insert protag boys. Only long dick antag Robbies on her menu. Sorry friendos.
>>153115883I knew you'd say that
>>153115718I don't want to get married or have kids, I want to use women as living fleshlights, and women aren't entitled to commitment for honesty from me. Survival of the fittest, right?>>153115758>>153115896This
*or honesty from me
>>153115742thisi.e. the Hey Arnold characters are all 9-year olds canonically but they were clearly written as if they were 13 to 14 years oldSame with the awful Grown Up Rugrats spin-off
>>153116110They were 9?
>>153116110>i.e. the Hey Arnold characters are all 9-year olds canonically but they were clearly written as if they were 13 to 14 years old
>>153116161That feels like someone on the staff remembered how old they were supposed to be and tossed that in as a joke.
>>153116161>not wanting to kiss girls when you're ninegay
>>153115313She wanted to fuck the whole town behind Dipper's back because she is a slut but she needed one simp to feed her NTR fetish.
>>153115974Tyberos is appropriate because he is also extremely autistic.
>>153115974lol, you think you're some big badass? Zoomer men are tiny, plastic-poisoned, asexual beings. And the only time they do anything violent is taking a gun to an elementary school.
>>153115974>Survival of the fittest, right?I hope you run into someone bigger and stronger than you who feels the exact same way. I want to see what you do when you're on the losing end of the equation. My money's on "squeal like a pig as your anus becomes wide enough to drive a truck through, and beg for mercy that never comes, at least not before your new boyfriend does, fnarr fnarr".
>>153115313because this is a kids show and in general nobody is comfortable depicting boy puberty. You think they'd ever show a realistic build up of an older girl jerking a guy off and teaching him how to finger her and escalating from there? Get real
>>153115313no one in their sane minds would want a manlet
>>153115974>picEvery "adult" zoomer I've ever met is a limp wristed faggot. There's a reason they're all obsessed with Clavicular and all of that bullshit, they're fucking pussies and deep down they know it.
>>153115863He saved her life more than once.
>>153115313>Why exactly couldn't she have just fucked Dipper?She wasn't interested in him that way at all; the age thing was just her being nice to him and giving him a reason that wasn't "Ew, no."
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>>153116922Dipper is cute and is built for being domed by Wendy.
>>153115936Robbie's such a betacuck that he sees the loser self-insert protag boy as a threat.
>>153115313>why couldn't they show child pornography in a Disney cartoon?shouldn't you be threatening Iran, mister secretary of war?
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>>153115313Because that would require giving Dipper something nice.
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>>153115313Wendy should've taken him to the showers and sucked his soul out of his dick.
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>>153116460>>153116508>>153116720>t. boomer's first lower back pain >>153116609I hope your woman relatives get vaginally raped. Fuck women for being so picky and selective with who they have sex with. They call it survival of the fittest. So is rape.
>>153116609>homosexual fantasies
>>153117873/co/mblr is full of women
>>153116666>a realistic build up of an older girl jerking a guy off and teaching him how to finger her and escalating from there? Get real
>>153115313Because Dipper was a nerd who was less than a meter tall.
>>153118652The preteen heights never made sense to begin with.
>>153116922God I wish there was a follow up to this image.
>>153115482Jesus this is some ugly ass fanart.
>>153115313Because it's a kids show and dipper was a fucking loser
>>153115313She didn't like him. Simple as, inceloid.
>>153115313Dipper was 12 until the finale. No highschool sophomore or junior would date a middle schooler.
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>>153119602Haven't seen this one before. Where'd you find it?
>>153119528Imagine her coercing Dipper into getting drunk, then raping him in a supply closet~
>>153116279He knows that Helga will fucking kill him if he kisses her.
>>153116279Hey Arnold takes place in Seattle, so Arnold is a pussy even if he is nine.
>>153115482>>153115936I wonder what sexual dynamics and relationships going past it, would be like if late teens and 20 somethings were considered sexually responsible for making sure young boys and girls experienced sex and sexual health safely with a trustable partner of more experience while they're still in relative age alignment. Has to be healthier than getting 'safe' sex from people old enough to be their parents. Having sex be a healthy communal rite of maturity that people are meant to experience, outside of pair bonding to eradicate this generational divide of incelry by tying sexual maturity to social dynamics society just does not cater to anymore. It honestly can't be worse than just unlimited access to porn, that just trains people to get satisfaction without human interaction, and we worry for people who spend all their time drinking alone.This wouldn't benefit me mind you, I'm 36, I'm mature enough to pair with people my age, but if feels like teens SHOULD be having some sex with each other instead of growing up with none. I used to be the exception, not the norm, and I know this messed me up a good while until I got laid in college and dropped the FOMO.
>>153120610>Gravity Falls but instead of a part-time worker at the Mystery Shack, Dipper has been sent to a new town to sexually pair for a summer credit with high schooler Wendy Courdoroy, while his twin sister has hers NEXT year and is boy crazy in anticipation of HER governmental-recorded sex summer>Dipper's unraveling the mysteries of the city and woods while discovering the secrets of adulthood and Wendy's in every episode, tits out, down to fuck and encouraging Dipper's friends to join in, while juggling a boyfriend with Robbie and her own peer groups>every episode is full of Wendy sex but also follows the basic plot, with Gideon and Bill and the journals and such
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>>153116922Any idea who the artist is for this?>>153115313I am gonna be real, Dipper saved the world, Bill would have turned Wendy into a living hatrack or something fucked up. Wendy owes him at least some boob and a handy.
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>>153121586That's blarganarf
>>153121598Blargsnarf*
Wendy's fat flashlight enhanced tits
>>153121654Is someone reduced by the flashlight between them?
>>153115313Even though there's only a two year gap Dipper and Mabel are drawn like they're a decade younger for some reason.
Gibe me a bit
>>153115313Disney show.
>>153115482No
>>153115936R9bbie is a faggot and dead
sry forgot haha
>>153120625Wholesome
>>153123237>>153121654tiiiiiiiiiiidies
>>153123237>>153123370Nice
In the eyes of Americans, two teenagers having sex is the equivalent of seeing a cat being burned alive
>>153123237>>153123370Yaaaay smeetNow do some bondage
>>153115313The character design proved it wasn’t feasible even if the canon age didn’t. He was a small bean and she was a tall girl, she was out of his league by design.That being said I call bullshit as she, Robbie and the other teens acted as 18 year olds, not 15.
>>153115313>Why exactly couldn't she have just fucked Dipper?When has dipper given her a reason to fuck him? The only time I can think of is when the pine twins were considered as heroes at the end of the series, was there at any point other than the literal ending of the show?
>>153123448 Cartoon heights are irrelevant for romances. Look at kick buttowski and that blonde chick.
>>153123478Save her life and others plus helped her with her relationship angst.
>>153123478Fuck it he should've stolen Robbies mindrape tape.Combine that and the enhancer and he'd have been a horny, teenage monster with the power of a god.
>>153123237>>153123370Awesome.....she probably would do the back too out of curiosity eh?
>>153123370>>153123237Nice. Tambry next, please.
>>153115313>>153123448>>153116110I think it's kinda bullshit (the idea they feel older than their age) and it's mostly an argument coming from people who feel guilty masturbating to them. I dunno why Wendy has to be minimum 18 to be the teenager archetype and you're probably immature or have autism if you think the characters from Arthur act 13. Autistic people mature slower on average.
>>153119517There are plenty of high school guys dating 12 or 13 year olds.
>>153123370The bigger the boobs, the more she likes young boys~
>>153115313The way people talk about Dipper and Wendy's relationship on twitter is very autistic and performative. They word it like there's something darkly sinister that Dipper is so short and young looking compared to her, and that it's also "disturbing" how she looks for her age. They type like this is just not good and they're shaking just thinking about it. It's incredibly autistic.>"why are you bringing up twitter I'm shaking now why would you talk about them?!"Cause this thread idea was reposted from twitter, sweety. Just like most threads here, even the non-twitter screencap in the op ones.
>>153123237>>153123370smeet wendy lets gooooooo!blessed!
>>153115452>why is a 15 year old a lifeguard?Depending on the state the child labor laws are very forgiving.
What was the point of it all really, depicting two teens with a 2 year age gap acting like its a a toddler courting a grown adult because of the way they act and are depicted, what the fuck was the purpose of it all Alex you fucking ginger hack.
>>153115590Lol
I bet if Mabel was in a full on relationship with an older guy no one would have given a fuck, infact I would go so far as to say it would be called empowering or some shit like that.
>>153125282Wendy would later suck Dipper off in a changing booth, changing his life forever.
>>153123370Can you do >>153122375 too, Smeet?
Gravity Falls is in this weird space where Dipper and Mabel (Mabel's horniness aside) are generally drawn and written like they're 10 to 8 then out of nowhere you have an episode where tiny-ass Dipper is able to pass for being 13.
>>153115313>>153125691Its because cartoon writer are losers and will project their loser mentality into their cartoons, i know since i am one.>>153125881She did, on ep1 even, it just happened the guy was gnomes
>>153115313Because Dipper is a massive faggot, a leftycuck anon, did you not understand or what?>>153123200Just like this faggot decides to take this completely serious, but ignores the fact that the book also tells you very clearly that Dipper feels smaller every single day, more like a faggot than a guy, and don't forget that bald Dipper that the manlet drew to give you an example of how weak he was going to look when he hits 20.
>>153127397Yeah it's something that disappeared but early Mabel did hit on older guys.
>>153125926She's such a pedo
>>153127427>bald Dipperpost it please
>>153127397>>153127451Yeah, Mabel a coffin burglar
>>153127825NTA but I do feel like I've seen it... so I add to this bald Dipper request, if anyone has it, share it.All I have is this "non canon" pic
>>153115313Age differences feel much larger when you are young.At that stage of life the body changes very fast, the difference in growth is starkly apparent.Not so much in adulthood.To illustrate that point, add +10 to each character's age and tell me with a straight face that the age difference would still make a relationship weird.
>>153128449Feels like a cope but ok
>>153119500Obsessed lmao
>>153128563In what way?All I've done is explain:>Why it feels weird dating out of your age group when you're a kid>Why its less weird when you're an adult.Don't tell me you're one of those weirdos who insist that everyone must only date people born in the same year as them?
>>153128234Wouldn't go that far.
>>153128662Dumb schizo
Yay, not drunk anymore~
>>153129458Wendy with the sex-offender physique
>>153131099Head feels a bit too long and thin, almost looks like Robbie. On a more personal note the boobs also feel too small when they should be too big.
>>153128602Rent free ayy
>>153132741from mike inel isn't it?
>10 years later and we're still wishing they'd gotten togetherI used to legit be obsessed with this ship, its a shame the incest ship got all the good art
>People portray Wendy as some kind of 20 something bombshell hottie when she's a 15 year old beanpole lanklet>Try to make her and dipper getting together seem like some kind of spicy taboo when they're only 2-3 years apart in age
>>153133606>People portray Wendy as some kind of 20 something bombshell hottie when she's a 15 year old beanpole lankletits because she reminds people of their first, futile crush right when they hit puberty, which in all our heads was a bombshell even if they were mid
Look, lets be real, Dipper falls out of the half age + seven rule.Wendy is 15 so:8+7 = 157+7 = 14No matter how you do it, Dipper just doesn't make the cut.
>>153134338Sounds retarded but ok
>>153122966>>153123237>>153123370>>153131099If you’re up for it, would you to do with Lazy Susan next?
>>153115974Always a 40k fan. Why is that?
>>153134436The rule is, you should only date within that range. So when you're like 18 that would be 9+7 would 16. So you could go as young as 16 which isn't THAT big of an age gap but you're gonna need like parental approval or some shit.However when dealing with odd numbers like 19, you could do either halves but its better to do the greater half to avoid issues. For the most part this keeps you within a two year age gap until you start getting into high numbers. So if you're like 30, that would be 15+7 meaning 22 is the youngest you should be dating. When you get to 40, it would then be 27 and so on.It's a dumb rule but it kinda makes sense.
>>153134808Who decided this "rule"?
>>153135886Truth be told, its old, like 90-00's
>>153135902Way, way before that actually. It first became a thing when it was featured in a book that came out back in 1901.
>>153136497Hey smeet how are you doing?
>>153136504Tired, hungy, needing coffee and snackos... So I'm existing in unbearable hell. How bout you?
>>153136509Barely waking up. Coffee sounds good, probably get some myself, are you taking suggestions if not I don't want to bother you. But pls keep up the good work
>>153134808>>153136208The rule is dumb and it being the rule for "minimum age" is a modern distortion. It was meant to be the ideal age for marriage.
>>153136561mhm
>>153136709Wendy teaching Mabel to kiss in a very predatory eay that Mabel a little too naive to really get what's going on.
>>153115364This, why the fuck are people forgetting that every year matters during teenage years. One guy I know who was getting laid from age 12 with 18 year olds already looked more masculine than most guys even do at 25>>153116279The whole class wanted to lynch me for hanging out with a girl when I was that age
>>153136718This
>>153127427>TdlrCope, robbie is gay and died a virgin, Dipper ended up a hero and drowning in girl pussy.
>>153136994People who self insert as Robbie are bizarre. Like imagine wanting to be TJ Miller.
>>153136718Wendy doing the same thing, but with Dipper.
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>>153115313Because she's sloppy secondsDipper pounds Mabel and Pacifica already
>>153138271After what he did in Weirdmaggedon, he pounds every single non-obese girl in that town.
>>153115974>zoomer "men"lmao, good joke, played straight too
>>153120462You can tell a lot about a society when you critically examine their taboos around intimacy and trust. The institution of marriage is a system put in place by the adults to control the behavior of those under their authority. Same with dating, or even just school in general or any other organized childhood activities like sports or games. That's why when real teens get together, they usually crave unsupervised group activities to play and socialize together with no adults, so they can share secrets and experiment and experience the thrill of independence and consequences. In normal healthy family and tribal lifestyle there is a fond concern for the youth that includes rooting for them to express their sexuality, but this is sometimes overmatched by the fear they will either be too loose and cause problems, or they will get taken advantage of by an abusive pervert. I will always mention Clarence as a show which captures childhood playfulness, and it includes the aspect of "boys and girls", which is endearing and insightful
Just a reminder that:>Dipper gets rich blonde pussy>Robbie gets tight brown alt girl pussy, >self-inserting faggots get nothing.
>>153140763Mabel gets pimped out by Wendy to old ladies
>>153140858>Wendy not getting pimped outgaylord
>>153115389The twins turned 13 sometime in July during the series.
She should've sucked his dick
>>153141876>sometime in JulyBruh, it was at the very end of August.
>>153141847I'm not against that but I still need my Lezdom kink so which female is the pimp? Lazy Susan probably doesn't have a pimp handThe tarantula lady maybeThe news reporter because femaleEda feom Owl House because technically she went on a date with Grunkle Stan and also you could add Luz (+owl house characters) to the stable
>>153116508>>153116609>>153116720>>153138757How is it none of you see the irony here?Sure, >>153115974's post is amoral and gross. But I'm pretty sure that was intentional, and meant to prove a larger point.Dipper was never "entitled" to anything, but he never acted like it either. He just wanted Wendy to love him back. And yet people like >>153115718 treat this as some kind of "toxic male" thing. As if unrequited love isn't a perfectly normal emotion that's felt on both sides.And this mindset can only lead to posts like the Warhammer guy's. It'll lead to a world where his approach is the only one that makes sense. If you pathologize every male hetero urge, then the only thing left will be the GENUINELY pathological stuff, like what he described.No one "owes" anyone a relationship. But we have to give each other some baseline level of respect. If women owe nothing to men, then men will owe nothing to women. And "pump & dump" shall become the law of the land, to everyone's detriment.
>>153141899Should've tittyfucked him.
>>153123237>>153131099>>153136497>>153136709Pleased to see you doing some on-model Wendy!It seems to be more uncommon than titty monster/off-model Wendy.Very good stuff. Keep it comin!
>>1531161109 year olds aren't interesting to write for.
>>153136771>The whole class wanted to lynch me for hanging out with a girl when I was that agei'll take things that never happened for $10
>>153138883>>153120462is this an essay for your Psych 101 class? we discuss comics and cartoons here, dude.
>>153134338>Look, lets be real, Dipper falls out of the half age + seven ruleReddit meme rule.
>>153142894I saw that rule on Parks and Rec
>>153115313they're not Mexican
>>153115974Not what "survival of the fittest" means.
>>153115313Because Gravity Falls sucked
>>153142936Legitimately racist, wtf? Age gaps are an EVERY race thing, fuck you.
>>153115936Who made this?
>>153142757Should have said "all the guys from my class"I grew up in an Eastern European shithole. After reaching an age when we started being fully interested in girls they also wanted to beat the shit out of me for liking them, but this time due to intrasexual competition and inherent white knighting culture we have here.
>>153133422>mike inelI miss when he posted regularly, before people attacked him.
>>153142936That's not how it works for us anon. It's only ok for a grown man to fucks a girl that's 13+. It's still weird for an older girl to fuck a younger boy.
>>153116508>lol, you think you're some big badass?Yes. Didnt read the rest.
>>153143393Mad little pablo lmao
Amerimutts and their obsession with age
>>153143393u mad
>>153141905>I still need my lezdom kinkFair enough, but why the prostitution angle? Why old ladies specifically? Why Mabel, the most boy crazed character in the series?
Wendy and Tambry teaming up to rape Dipper and Mabel.
