The Actual MU We know that Metroman solos
VECTOOOOOOOOS!!!
>>153121702...minions' BBC (Big Banana Cocks).
>Megamind is from an extinct race>dubious form to give him access to higher feats>faster due to dubious space travel feats put the opponent is far stronger>both redeemed villainsOmnigru vs Megadock.
Behave. Also I decided to watch Despicable Me for the first time since I've already watched Megamind.
Even a single Minion would put their boot so far up Metrojeet's cucky boypussyhole lil bro
BOOOOOOOOOM!
>>153121702slurping up the Minioncum from Roxxane's vagina to prep her for the next thousand Minion BVLLS
>>153121734canon
>>153121734C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-CAAAAAAANNNOOOOOOOOONNN!!!
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
Sakuya is a superior timestopper
>>153121740Post mind resistance feats before the Minions brainwash Megamind into Gru's Sissy Goonslave
>>153121716Vector is too slow to even register on KINGtos’ level, maybe he should try mooching off SLOWsura.
So...Who would join Goku in the oxygen club?
>Minionbros are literally doing the most retarded shitflinging ever>Minions literally can't move as fast as Metro>Not as reliable as bots, and have shown to be unreliable most of the times>Minions are literally vulnerable to chemical weapons as shown in DM 2>Megamind is a super genius with many more options>Metroman was literally holding in his entire tenure as the superhero>Minionbros just keep on shitposting with the brain of a toddler.Minionbro, you're embarrassing yourself
>>153121734this happened.
>>153121716Gru scales above the rock hitting Vector and the mountain collapsing on Vector btw
>>153121751WOAH... he's running at like, 50mph!
>>153121758>was literally holdingMetroSAAR...it's ok if a single Minion lasered through the planet by accident while you struggle to even reach the core.
>>153121758METROTOSSSSSS!
>>153121740Metro Man loses to this btw
Post Megamind being a good husband and father
>>153121734>Minionbro having the IQ of a toddler Still waiting on that speed feat that isn't just them doing a quick react, but actually moving as fast as Metroman
>>153121734Metrosissies...
The Minions are smarter than Megamind btwhttps://youtu.be/D4q9J9tskqw?t=33
MINIONTOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!metrosura…
>>153121779if you dodge and react to a laser, you are moving that fast. Also they tanked nukesHas Cucky Metrocuck ever tanked a nuke lil bro?
>>153121753Lex takes Robotnik's toys the RAPES and GAPES him with them just 'cause.
>>153121781SCHOLARIONSWISEIONS!GENIUSIONS!
https://youtu.be/CS7YV2AJ25c?
>Minions when they start being toddlers, and Metroman is struggling to help his buddy out, that doesn't result in him snapping every Minion's neck in one minute
>I don't get it, I hit him with the Gun set to Demoralization and all he's doing is babbling about cuckoldry and "Big Banana Cock" or something
>>153121734"Banana."
>>153121809>when they start being toddlersare you Brown or just ESL and Brown?Minions tank nukes. We're still waiting for that nuke feat from Metrocuck lil bro
Post Megamind's Destroy setting destroying an asteroid while amped up.
>>153121753Luthor has some quite bullshit stuff, he would rekt Eggman even if they give him his army
Shh, don't yap. Enjoy the last month before your verse gets #MINIONED
Post Megamind's Destroy setting destroying an asteroid that couldn't break a statue while amped up.
Metroman is a Superman clone and clearly one of the stronger ones.It's very obvious that he's at least planet level and MFTL if not far, far higherKeep coping, there's a reason people say MetroCHAD beats Omniman
Metroman status? Winner btw
>>153121809METROSURAmeanwhile Minionstos:https://youtube.com/watch?v=rYcB5SJfZog
>>153121840>OmniFRAUD
>>153121810KEK
>>153121840>he's at least planet level Superman pulls planets, Metroman's such a pussy he doesn't even have a building level feat.At least the Minions have destroyed the Moon, and Earth.You've got nothing but headcanons, and zero feats
>>153121845holy FVVVVVCK they got RIZZ
>>153121734ROARinion!
Just because we don't see Metroman destroying a city, being planetary, and one-shot anyone....doesn't mean he can't!
>>153121863Ah, a fellow roarSCHOLAR!
>>153121855Metroman literally no sold the full power of the sun. And that was in base form, the show gives him potentially universal/multiversal feats. It's over lil bro
>>153121840May we see Metroman's planet feats?You have 3 seconds before Roxxanne's cheeks get clapped.
How the fuck are these threads worse than before bakugo vs reze?
Minions Gruyper.
>>153121871these threads are kino. Minions filtered you
BEWARE THOSE FAINT OF HEARTIN THIS BATTLE SCENE YOU WILL SEE RELATIVISTIC PLANET BUSTERS FACE OFF TO THE DEATHhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=uiyHmuCoARk
>>153121868Post the "full power of the sun" destroying more than a rotting old observatory
>>153121866MegamindTOS???
>>153121866If they use Krasura logic and KINGtos scale Megamind to Metroman like that, I’m gonna fucking lose it, kek.
>>153121870I’m going to be powerscaling Metro Man from Megamind by proportioning the amount of DNA in his entire body to a piece of dandruff, which was used to give Tighten his powers. Hang on folks, because this is wild.A single piece of dandruff can contain anywhere from 0.8-16.6 nano-grams of DNA. Meanwhile, the average human cell contains about 6 pico-grams of DNA. Since there are about 37 trillion cells in the body, this amounts to about 222 grams of DNA. For a highball estimate, let’s take the 0.8 nano-grams of DNA in a piece of dandruff to maximize the ratio. Since a gram is equal to a billion nano-grams, we simply divide 222,000,000,000 by 0.8, giving us 277.5 billion. This means that, theoretically, Metro Man could be 277.5 billion times stronger and faster than Tighten. Wow.Now, what does this mean? Let’s look at Tighten’s stats. He made a sonic boom, making him at least Mach 1. He also swung around a skyscraper, which comes out to about 78.172 tons of TNT, or city block level. Shoutout to VS Battles Wiki for calculating this.With the multiplier, that would make Metro Man’s maximum strength about 21.693 teratons of tnt, or country level. His top speed would be 315,000 times FTL, making him Massively FTL+.
>>153121877You minions fags are unironically posting >>153121870Ifunny tier shitty minions memes
>>153121871>WorseThis is WAY better than B V R's waiting period. Anyway, Metroman solos the Minions without them realizing it.
>>153121881there's a reason they could only fight their fellow Minions and Gru, noone else is strong enough.
>>153121881post proof the Purple Minions couldn't eat Megamind at 15x the speed of light like they did that Palmtree
>they're discussing the matchup, this is worse than Hitler
>>153121890oops i mispelled Ifunny tier KINO minions memes
>>153121881>Vulnerable to mind manipulationForget-Me stick? Solos the minions
>this thread is gonna be retards posting facebook tier minion memesdear god...
>>153121901Post the Purple Minions performing a 15x FTL feat
>>153121914They chased down Gru and two Yellow Minions, who are 100x FTL lowballed
The Minions run these Halls.
>>153121913>This threadLol this is gonna go till after the match
>>153121916Post Gru and two Yellow Minions movinf at least 100x FTL
ENOUGHProvide me proof on who's the better man!
>>153121926I don't know what movinf is, I don't speak Indian I only speak American and Minion
>>153121916>Gru and two Yellow Minions, who are 100x FTL lowballedThink about what you said and kys
I've seen enough. He clears.
>>153121926*moving
Post what they were thinking when they made "Megamind 2"
>>153121934calm down I said Lowballed. Realistically it's more like 1 million FTL
>>153121929Mega mind tried to rape by proxy his enemies gf. Gru became the dad that stepped up to three kids and later got a wife and a son and he knows all the minions names all of them
Say something about our future WINNER
>>153121929I think that category is cleary Gru.
>>153121944Fine I forgive you im sorry, I just get frustrated that you so severely low balled them.
>>153121913I know isn't it fantastic
>>153121952He had a good PRESENTATION
>Gru crossdressing almost weighs more than 3 planets>Despicable Meverse has 150x FTL speedblitzing gravityhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=UkKU9d_25RY&t=160If GRUREN THE FAT sits on Megamind what's his response?
>>153121954>Megamind's watch allows him to put on any face without commitment >Gru decided to wear women's clothingThis is...someone's...hero
>>153121960Dehydration ray
>>153121929Gru adopted some kids and became a married man.
>>153121952GRUUUUUUUU
>>153121960FVVVVVAAAAAAAAARRRRKKKKKKKKK!!!!
>>153121967>Puts his pride aside to make his young daughter happyDADRU
>>153121967Well not really a hero. He's a super villain.
Do you think Megamind ever decided to put on a woman's face and get barebacked raw? Just curious haha
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bWjAaGPceksguys remember the Gohan bug memes
>>153121960Bovndless scaling AND a Better Man defying Gender Norms???I Kneel.
>>153121979>Super villain>SuperPresentation status?Presentation feats?Post them.
>>153121960this is Gruzinklebelle you fucking liar
>people think a cuck and his retarded bananas will beat megachadLol
>>153121992CHECKEDANDCHECKED
What's the winrate of crossdressers again
>>153121994hate when this happens
Please for the love of God tell me the minions meme listing is ironic
>Just wait until you see the real power...of a supervillain
>Minion got knocked out by a 10 year old with a bat in the sequel/TV showOh no no no
>SISSYruYUMMYROOOO!!!
>>153122019that 10 year old Beast has Gru scaling.
>Megmind v Gru waiting period>Actual shitposts>Actually fucking funny>OCs being createdGru-sama...Megamind-sama....Bulma...is waiting...thank you for saving /dbg/.
>>153121999>cuckI forget, who's Megamind's wife and biological son again?
>>153122016Obviously
Megamind doesn't know the Thug Life.
>>153122028The sun is probably his brothers. He is already taking care of three girls who aren't his why not a son
Post proof of Gru ever kissing his wife.
>3 adopted daughtersUltimate Cucky Gru...
G-G-Grusama please kiss Roxanne!
>>153122044Bro?
>>153122046Anon. They're... orphans.
>>153122052How many of Gru's kids aren't biologically his again?
>speedGru.>strengthGru.>haxGru.>durabilityGru.>armyGru.Any FUARKING questions?
>raising kids that aren't his>TRANSCENDS gender binaries by crossdressingGru was TEACHING Megamind
>>153122061This image is canon. The Minions will redeem Vegeta and forgive him
>>153122061Post the worst war crimes the Minions ever committed during the Napoleonic Wars
I haven't seen the movie in a while, how does Megamind scale to Metro Man when he faked his death?
>>153122052And? A cuck is a cuck
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/vlTR1oCNdsMGru hires these #Cancelled Chuds???His Better Man status should be revoked.
>>153122066He's definitely a good father figure at least.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KtbgN6f6q8cplanetary mftl old ladyplanetary mftl vending machineplanetary mftl popcorn
>I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE ME FROM MY WORLD>*dies*
>>153122076Planet retard tier post.
>>153121868no he didn't
>You are...supervillain NO LONGER.
>>153122076Sybau
Adopting Daughters is based. You can pick whichever ones you want and they’ve never been had by a man before, and must do everything you want them to do. The Modern Day Harem. Gruscholars know this
>I'm not a cuck, I'm the father that STEPPED up.
>>153122094don't use Gru to push your gross propaganda you Pakistani fuck.
didn't Megamind swap bodies with a woman once?
Gru is not the step father. He's the father that stepped up.
>Megamind swaps minds with Gru>takes his Minions for his ownExplain why this wouldn't work
>>153122095What exactly even is the correlation between cucking and adopting orphans. Am I supposed to feel like a loser for wanting to take care of children without parents?
>>153122104Gru literally gets jealous when a boy tries to seduce Margo, then murders him at the end of the film so Margo will stay his loyal concubine. It’s canon
Just because we don't see metroman destroy mountains doesn't mean he can't
>>153122117the Minions know Gru, and Gru knows them by name. They will not tolerate an impostor
Post Megamind having a son
>Megamind when Gru gets hit the dehydration gun>Megamind when Minion (or Metroman) hits every minion with the Forget-Me stick
>This is the sixth episode in which the combatants are already fighting when the battle startsWhy don't they just do this more often instead of making up retarded reasons for the characters to be fighting?
>>153122120Yes. Because you are raising another man's kids
Despicable Invincible Me
>>153122130Because the retarded reasons are funny
>>153122129Minions are immune to physical force, the stick can’t knock them out
F to the U to the A to the R to the K to the !!!
>>153121871The Minionshomo found a reason to post their obsession
>>153122124Don't the minions work for the most evil person?
>>153122140Used to. After 4 they decided they just love Gru the most
>>153122133A dead man's kids, anon. A DEAD man's kids. Dead parents. DEAD. parents.
Don't the minions work for whoever is the most evil on the planet at the time? So wouldn't they go to mega mind and against gru
>
I got cucked by a corpse...
>>153122155Simon…
>>153122140>>153122147Nah. There's a story arc where they realize how much they miss Gru and rush back to work with him.
>>153122147In 3 they had a plot about this. They wanted to leave because Gru’s a hero now, but then decided they like Gru because he takes care of them, so they come back to him.Plus Gru’s more evil considering how many people he’s killed
>>153122147>Megamind's kill countno one>Gru's kill countrandom guy going fishingPSYCHOru is a madman
dont forget makima would have beat gojo if the creators did their research
>Minions are loyal to the most evil villainCuckygru...
>>153122167All the people he freezes are dead too, he never thaws them out
>>153122169But didn't Megamind decide to be a hero instead of a villain.
Megamind does actually say his death ray has the full concentrated power of the sun but no one scales to it in durability, neither Metroman nor his Button of Doom robotso it'll kill whatever it hits though
>>153122176Concentrated power of the sun means a magnifying glass for sunlight. We have that irl
>Imma do my own thang!>*dies*
But can the Minions block light after it’s already hit them?
Gru? Has to use the shrink ray on his massive, fat cock just to have normal sex.
Did you know that drilling a hole to the center of the Earth or through the entire Earth is merely Town level
Post Cucky Megamind not having to get back with Roxanne in the sequel.
>>153122147https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ElWcehf_Og
>>153122185meant for >>153122171>6 confirmed kills in this clip alone to megamind's 0 across 2 movies, a short, and a tv showlmao
>>153122077Yikes…this is not ok it’s 2026 now
>>153122177he says the FULL concentrated power of the sun>b-but it didn't destroy the planet or anything bigger than a large buildingki control
>>153122185>murders the guy just drinking coffeeWHAT A FUCKING MONSTER
>Megamind did more for his city in one movie than Gru did for his, despite having multiple movies.
>>153122191>>153122198>Implying that frozen people ever die in movies like this
BEAST.
The most amusing part about this discussion is /dbg/ being forced to actually acknowledge the despicable me series and how fucking unintentionally destructive those little twinkies can be.
Fact: noone Gru has frozen has ever been shown moving or living after frozen.Margo’s boyfriend after freezing, had his unfrozen limb show rigor mortis
>>153122211They may be mindnumbing as characters but they’re BOUNDLESS BEASTS in a Death Battle
>>153122213MONSTERu...
>>153122224he was TEACHING him
>>153122213>Gru KILLED a childThis is someone's idol btw
>>153122228that child was dating other childs so he was a pedo
>>153122222METROMAN BROS?!??!?!EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING....NOW
>>153122222HOLY QUINTS OF TRVVVVVVVVVKE!!!!!!!
>>153122228That "child" was a MONSTER
>>153122213>>153122224>>153122227>>153122231>>153122240https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU80tbf2w3k>Daughter got cucked
>>153122222QUINTS OF TRVTH
>>153122249If Margo keeps her virginity then Gru’s harem is still complete
>>153122249>Gru AVENGED his daughter by MURDERING her unfaithful boyfriendHoly FUARK
>>153122258Truly he’s a Better Man
Holy shit the last few threads have been hilarious. I'm actually laughing my ass off from fucking Facebook/iFunny Minion memes.Thank you /dbg/. Thank you Grumind.
>>153122203zero evidence to suggest any of his ice victims ever walk it off after thawing if they even thaw at all, and gru was still a fully committed villain in this clip so it's not like he felt like he had any moral obligation to thaw them out either
>a random teenagerYEAH KILL 'EM>some guy drinking coffeeYEAH KILL 'EM>some guy fishingYEAH KILL 'EM>6 million jewsYEAH KILL 'EM
At we at least all AGREE...that Minion Rush was actually a good mobile game.
>>153122272My fuarking supervillain...
>>153122272FELONIOUS "DESPICABLE" GRUUUUUUUUU
Megamind’s upcoming execution by the MinionPLA
>>153122273Temple Run is better THOUGH
>>153122273Indeed. Minion Rush built the mobile game industry on its back
>>153122273Reminds me. Has anyone checked through Minion rush for STATEMENTS?
MEGAMIND BROS.....WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!??!?!??!?!?!
>>153122289MegaKEK…
>>153122278You…What the Fvck did you just say…
>>153122289This is worse than if they were fvcking…
>>153122289>Failed the fusion dance KEKAROOO!
>>153122297H-H-Have mercy on me CHADion-sama!
>>153122075Scaling Megamind to Metro Man is just a meme. The movie made it perfectly clear that Metro Man was just fucking with him literally every time they fought.>>153122140>Megamind kills Gru>All the minions follow him into the sunset.Prove that this wouldn't be kino.
>>153122276Inaccurate, Teletubbies RAPE and GAPE minions and their verse.
Prove Tighten could not say “There is no Gru or Minions.” and retcon them from existence
>>153122284HOLYIt's just a portal to a bonus moon level
>>153122306the Teletubbies are FRAUDS
>>153122313Dude, the Teletubbies Sun is literally star-level.
>>153122306Post the TeleFRAUDS destroying a mountain.
>>15312228Uh...you see....Megamind still solos Gru
>>153122318Post the Teletubbies Sun having a star-level feat. You can’t
Are there any BOVNDLESS BEASTS here?
Leon FRAUDnedy needs a fucking FRAUD check I am so sick of these one liner memes
>>153122304>Megamind kills Gru>All the minions follow him into the sunset.I'm going to sound like a fag but this unironically sounds heartbreaking
>>153122228Nothing wrong with that.
The Despicable Me concept art is actually pretty nice.
>>153122309>Prove why [1-A CHARACTER] couldn't use their [OUTERVERSAL NARRATIVE MANIPULATION] on [HIGH 1-A INFINITE OUTERVERSAL LAYER CHARACTERS]Huh?
In Despicable Me 1, the Minions hack a computer to update Gru’s Personal Information in line with stuff he makes up on the spot to the Adoption interviewerAdoptee information in the USA is provided by The Federal Government (Child Welfare Information Gateway)The Minions hacked the Federal Government, and would hack all of Megamind’s tech
>Megamind is a cuck>Roxanne is a whore>Megamind's best friend is a washed up musician>Better reflexes and marksmanship>Genius enough to defeat Megamind>Wife that loves him>Four Daughters that loves him>Minions are loyal to the end
>>153122338he was TEACHING her.
>>153122338MONSTERu…
>>153122289>Meanwhile, with Gru
>>153122333Fraud check? Good, lets move further down the list.*suplexes this guy*
>Gru has a long nose>doesn't mind murdering childrenI'm noticing.
>>153122333Don't worry, the recent RE game confirms that Leon PEDOnedy married Sherry Birkins. Leon's reputation is now ruined.
M-Megamind bros, there's got to be SOMETHING we can use...
https://files.catbox.moe/d6iovl.mp4
>>153122346K,B,C.>>153122367Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>>153122376Favorite character?
>>153122385KINGtos
>>153122385MegaCHAD!
>MM & MM realizing that Gru and his minions are literally vulnerable to chemical/biological weapons
>a kino matchup brings kino threadsAs it was foretold
>>153122395I actually cannot believe how funny powerscaling minions is.
>>153122395....and it all thanks to MegaGENIUS and MetroBUDDY
>>153122338GRUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
>Only been a day yet the halls are already SAVED by Grumind
How do you refute this?
>>153122408>Two GENIUSES - Grumind>Two fucking retards - BvRIt was obviously from the start. Anyway, I think Megamind can snipe Gru with his tech
>>153122403>>153122395I honestly think it's because no one is so invested in Despicable Me or Megamind that they'll have autistic meltdowns over multiple threads.
>>153121893How was bakugo vs reze waiting period so shit? It’s literally the most nothing burger episode since yusuke vs ichigo. If anything it would have been more boring.
>>153122438Reze was a fadBakugo is one of the most boring Fujibait characters in recent memoryDo the math
>>153122438>Two characters nobody outside of their fandoms gives a fuck about>Obvious stomp match for anyone who isn’t blind and deaf>Based on normalfag trends nobody here would care about>Most posters hate both MHA and CSMIt’s almost like it was crafted to result in the worst waiting period ever.
>Last fighting game episode was 2021>SF6 and T8 released>MK1 came and went>even franchises like Guilty Gear and Fatal Fury that have been on the show before are still going>still nothingFighting game matchups were part of the old show's soul, it's such a shame to see how things are now. How do we not at least have someone like Kazuya on the show already by now?Liu Kang should've fought Geats, gachafags ruined everything.
>>153122465Video game characters in genre have been cycled by capeshit. Remember how long it took to get infamous vs prototype? Or how both tf2 and Warcraft have each only been used once?
>>153122457Mark vs Gohan wont be like this i swear
If Megamind loses Schaffrilas said he’ll do Maid cosplay and whore himself out to the Minion Army
>>153122589>If Megamind [saying shit that's 100% going to happen, and only doing this to justify his sissy fetish]Huh?
>>153122588>SHITJOBRETARDhan>LITERALLYWHOJOBFOTMFORGOTTENarkFlop. Dimeless. Dead threads.
>>153122334Don't worry, they'll be serving a KING from now on, not a FRAUD.
It also probably helps that people like Megamind and Despicable Me to be invested but not enough for things to get actually ugly or relations to sour
>>153122599This. DIMESinions will get a billion views from Facebook Boomers and Brainrotted Zoomers, collectively known as the MPLA (Minion People’s Liberation Army)
How do megamid expect to win when they only have 1 movie compared to Gru’s ever expansive Hexology
Minion kill count? Lower than 20
>>153122621Megamind has CHAIN SCALING and LORE to back him up. Plus, we know that Metroman, Minion, and the bots are more than capable
MegaBros switched up their Minions being a liability narrative to “Gru is nothing with his Minions” as soon as we post feats. They still have no proof Megamind scaling to Metroman
>>153122621Why are those minions kinda checked up...?
>Most popular anime in Japan and the West>Highly successful sequel series>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century>Universal scaling>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey>MFTL on-screen featsYup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
Megamind: "It's over, Gru! Because you held back your true power, I've finally won! Say goodbye"Kevin: "You Monster, I won't let you hurt my KING!!"
>This our victory song against that baldie Gru and his yellow dwarves
>This character reacted to lasers, that makes him FTL!>The laser in question
>blue >green eye>muh speed feat >constant spam>less successful counterpart Samenic is so obvious
>>153122677I couldn't even dodge THAT laser I'm so fucking slow...
>>153121740scp-682 gets instantly feminized by this btw
Naruto goes BEAST mode on Gru and Megadork.
>>153122694Minions....
>>153122688Red > Blue > Yellow chuddie
>>153122706...and can't even scratch them while they're sleeping.
>please care about sonic....>please care about naruto....No.
>>153122716Everyone cares about Naruto, though. The most respected anime series in these threads.
>>153122711Who’s the Red
I killed a Minion once you know
>>153122728Goku... It took everything you had to defeat a single one, and there's an army of them.
>>153122728that Minion wasn't dead, Goku, he just fell asleep.
>>153122716Kek SHARTnic and KEKruto are so desperate for GENIUSmind and GODru’s attention.
>>153122728You’re pretty powerful. Minions are stated to be immortal and indestructible
>>153122728Sonic...that was a banana...and it took you fusing with every incarnation of yourself, stacking every form and multiplier your verse had access to and you almost died doing so...
>>153122728Superman… you had to sundip for an entire century just to defeat a single minion.
>>153122745>Minions are STATEMENT BEASTSMegamind is losing hard.
>>153122728Ben 10… that was Megamind’s minion and you nearly died trying to fight him without the gorilla suit while using Alien X.
>>153122728MetroCHAD.....you didn't need to flex that hard
>>153122728Satoru Gojo... Clear out the smoke first before declaring someone dead...
>>153122760Could Ben 10 copy a Minion?
>>153122745FUARK
>>153122770He could, but I don't know why you would want to copy something so unimaginably weak.
>>153122770Minion genetics are too complex to be copied effectively.Source: Minion Rush
>>153122745Megamindbro here, I'm sorry. Please don't humiliate me...
>>153121791... Until Neo Metal Sonic copies his Kryptonian bio data and goes super.
Fact: Metroman makes better music than the Minions
Getting solo'd by a Minion isn't something to take shame about. I for one accepted my loss with grace.
>>153122793Goku…
>>153122791I loved him in Iron Lung.
>>153122791His youtube channel is too normalfag-core for my tastes
>>153122728Deku...you tickled him so hard he laughed himself into a coma
>>153122714...because he is a BETTER MAN and wouldn't attack fodder in their sleep
>>153122714CHADnon>>153122814FanSPICtion
>>153122817...on planet retard
I want Bender vs Roger for a cartoon mu.
>>153122793Mega Mind in is Metro Man suit would be moving fast enough to make the minions statues. He could then just dehrayrate gun all of them and rip Gru in half before they can react.
>>153122791Post Metroman composing better music than this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCkerYMffMoyou can't.
>>153122784that'd be the worst idea ever, with all the Kryptonite weapons Lex has that Metal knows no counter to.
OKAYI ADMIT ITMY VERSE WOULD GET WRECKED BY THE MINIONS!! EVEN WITH COMPOSITE SCALING
>>153122862Every superman reskin...
>>153122827...and Planet Earth too.
>>153122854Super form nullifys the weakness.
>>153122862Composite Goku…
>>153122871...but only on opposite day and no other day
>The last thing Lex Luthor sees before getting his bald head popped like a grape
>>153122877it doesn't. Only Gold kryptonite removes powers, the other kryptonites cause crippling pain and disability
>>153122895It makes him invaluable so hed lose the krypotnite weakness and have layed invulnerability and time stop. Lex gets cooked instantly.
>>153122882...does Naruto have even the slightest chance to injury Gru or Megamind.
>>153122891Lex Luthor upload sage and metal sonic to his Lois Lane robots the RAPES AND GAPES them
>>153122910Hot ZAMN who's this girl?
>>153122908>invaluableif he has superman's biodata, he has the pain of kryptonite. Superform doesn't protect you from biological weaknesses.even if it's just Superform powers, it's 50 seconds of Super Sonic vs infinity seconds of Superman's powers.
>>153122920Sage from Sonic Frontiers. This is heavily exaggerated proportions though, in the game she's an underage loli android created by Eggman.
>>153122909>Non-sequiturYou jobbed...
>>153122929>underage loliThat's even better!
>>153122933>that's even betterYeah...it's pretty cool, I guess.
>>153122944My skin is brown and I just popped a stuffy...
>>153122909Canon>>153122931Headcanon
Since Minions are immortal doesn't that mean there's no reason to assume Gru should scale to any of their durability feats
>Coomer babble>Pedo babbleWhere are the never good KINGions when we need them!?!?
>>153122993Asleep right now.
>>153122993MetroCHAD humbled them
>>153122977>>153122931
>>153122944ffplay braaaap.mp3
>>153122862Composite Sonic...
>>153122993euro hours, this is just how their kind are
>minions Weak jobbers
Bring me the minions
no, bring ME the Minions
>>153123159You job to fucking Chibi Robo
>>153123166There's no shame in jobbing to a universal+ time travelling robot.
>>153121949>>153121954I see. I'll be backing GRUtos.
POST FEATS
GRRRRUUUUUUUUUTTTTTOOOOOSSSSS
Megamindsura…
>one shots Rabbids, Minions, Pikmin and Meeseeks
KINGtosbros...
>>153123251>dies to fall damage You’re not him
These are the most inorganic posts I've seen here. All these posters are paid obvious paid shills. Fuck this match.
>>153123106Wouldn't it be funny if Rabids got an episode before Rayman?
>>153123309>DBS refugeeJiren won
>>153123317Does Rayman have any make up
>>153123323Crash Bandicoot
>>153123224Damn, why didn't Death Battle use this feat for Kratos
>>153123329You missed the good threads
>>153122338Don't worry she tanked that btw.
>>153123106>we never got Rabbid DaisyWe were ROBBED!
>>153123309Post Goku destroying a minion.
>>153123366i...i CAAAAAAAAAN'T!
>>153123366You weren’t supposed to ask that…
>>153123366>>153123372>>153123380Not watching your movie. Not even pirating it.
>JOBku melty
>>153123106Why does Ubisoft keep making me want to fuck a Rabbid?
>>153123224
The winner
>>153123366>>153123372>>153123380>>153123385As a true DBZ Fan, it makes me HAPPY to know that a minion RAPES him, because getting his bootyhole plundered and explored by Gru's manslaves will give Goku more MOUNTAINS to climb X3
>>153123342Some retard reported me for some reason. Probably a Sonicfag.
>the one obsessed with BABY movies and, as usual, mindbroken about Goku, is nothing more than the SamenicHAHAHAHAHAHABABYnictoodlers...
>>153121753If Eggman cannot win against Bowser, how is he going to win against Luthor?
BOOMMega BLAST!
>>153123500Holy FUARK that blast instantly annihilated Sonic, DC and Dragon Ball’s entire cosmologies!
>>153123500Gru? Tanked this with his face.
The more I see of Jobmind the more I realize he's losing this shit.
Nah, I’d win
>>153123500Single minion would DESTROY that asteroid or whatever that is.
>>153123500>small building level asteroid>couldn't even TANK the recoilFRAUDmind
Why is everytime I'm see a clip, Gru is hanging out with little girls in his mansion?
>Gru's FREEZE RAY!>Couldn't stop El Macho>Only way he could stop El Macho was using Lucy's lipstickhttps://youtu.be/A2VCVEOzF24?si=b-u6EumxIh4jewvL&t=71Done
>>153121779metroman's speed is irrelevant because megamind doesn't scale to him at all
>>153123638El Macho had Minion Powers. That scales him to planetary
>>153123319>Jiren wonthe forgotten cuck loser competition
>>153122688>Sonic out of literally nowhere
>>153123638Wait, Gru actually has bitches? Megamind is so fucked.
>KWABru>MegaJOBBoth are SHITTERS.
>GODri>MegaBEASTBoth are OUTERVERSAL KINGS
>>153123757GODperman....
>>153123731...but enough about Yoru and Megaman.
Nobody cares.
>>153123757>>153123774$544,174,973 in 2010 adjusted for Inflation is$815,516,323 in 2026Gru fucking GAPED Soiperman
Who is the featGOD in this fight?
>Infl*tionWe don't discuss our fetishes here
>>153123808>1-1 LOSER still trying to speak
ZA HARRUKU!!!
>>153123812>>153123833Trans representation
>>153123812>>153123833>CHAD representation
Characters this season that beat Gojo:>No concept of difficulty -Metal Sonic: [BIO ORGANIC DATA SUCCESSFULLY COPIED]>Low Diff-Cell: He quite literally can't lose no matter what >Mid diff -Ichigo: Gojo wouldn't be able to hurt him with anything but his domain. Gran Ray Zero cuts space itself Characters this season Gojo beats >Extreme diff -Yusuke: he is superior in everything but can't bypass infinity or survive Unlimited Void >High diff -Bakugo: He is superior in stats, and there's a very specific and unlikely sequence of events that could potentially give him the victory, but 99% of the time Gojo wins >Mid diff -Reze: Reze is faster, that's it, Gojo wins maybe even without popping his domain.
>>153123833>HACKmics "artists" tracing and stealing actual creativity from othersEarly life from the author of this specific panel?
>>153123833Jotarobros...
>>153123808SISSYpermanbros…
>>153123833GODmics are so cool....
>>153123833TRACEvel…
>>153123833Alucardsisters...
>>153123808Inflation isn’t real, it’s just a trick by the Freemasons to steal our money, SuperGOD won
Kek even with the Easter buff it's going to take nearly 2 days for the latest episode to hit 1 million
>>153123928Kekypow. Nobody like those two slop shows.
>>153123928You guys are desperate to claim the episode flopped when so far it's doing good
>>153123926…’t ever get unraped.
If an episode didn't get 48 billion views in the first attosecond of being released it's a flop and everyone involved should fucking give up.
>>153124029This, but unironically
>>153124029Unironically, this.
Cartoon matchups are always so much more fun than anime and comic match ups, everybody has fun with them probably with the exception of that Spongebob Aquaman one
>carTROON
>>153124126Tom vs Coyote was fun... Until the episode released...
>>153123928Maka vs Ruby, Buffy vs Blade, and Dante vs Clive needed around a week to reach one million views.I can see this one at least reaching 1.8 million before the first week
>>153122136They literally arent and get K.O.d on the regular. They just cant die. Minions are basically a non factor in this fight because they are incompetent. Theres a reason Gru never uses all the Minions at once. Honestly I wouldnt be surpised if the Minions accidentally killed Gru.
>>153121753Could Boswer beat Superman with magic bullshit?
>>153124250What are Homelander's big MUs/how much mindbreak would happen if he finally got a big feat this season
>>153124250>Homelander destroys all of America Holy FUARK!
>>153124279Every evil Superman + Yujiro
>>153122066WE MUST BE BETTER BAD GUYS
>>153124126True. Tranime can't compete.
>>153124279Red Keeper is his most popular matchup
Mediums that bring more dimes 1: Videogames 2: Anime3: Non Japanese animation 4: Capeshit comics
Does any of them have any crossover scaling?If not, them what went so wrong that they never got any crossovers?
>scales to
Never forget
>>153124279All Might is his best matchup
>>153124407>scales to >compared to>fought>on par with>kept up with>battled>fights evenly with>was said to
>>153121702The results are in...
>>153124029Are they training ants to watch youtube? Because I don't see how we could possible get to those numbers with only 8 billion people, with 80% being illiterate with no access to the internet.
>>153124469not my problem
>>153124460They’re so sexy, bros…
>>153124469Wait until all IndianGVDS get access to CHADternet.
>>153124407>>153124457>Author claims on twitter>it was implied>hypothetically they could>in theory they can>is equivalent to
>>153124505I just wanted to create that scenario in my head 2bh. lol Imagine billions of ants watching youtube, that would be crazy.
>>153122147Megamind stopped being evil remember
>>153122338At least post what happened afterwards
>>153121730Gru solos Geats btw
>>153121730Megamind solos Nero btw
>>153124600>>153124607Lies detected: Zero (0).
>>153122289Teacher dude gets cucked
>KWABmen rider
I'm surprised nobody has asked how either Gru or Megamind are experienced with other genius characters
>>153122621Funny how they released a movie every 2-3 years and then suddenly was a 5-year gap between 3 and Minions 2. Now they're back to a movie every 2 years.
>>153124600I'm not gonna take the bait. I will say, however, that I found the movie quite entertaining for a film from 2010 that came from the studio that raped Dr. Seuss' stories. Are the sequels really as bad as /dbg/ makes them out to be or are they lackluster?
>>153124250Megamind solos the Boysverse
>>153124641Yes, they are awful. But if you could stomach Geats awful final episodes and those dogshit movies, then you can stomach the Despicable Me verse.
>>153124250Gru solos the Boysverse
>>153124622Megamind has experience with that with his show's main villain but the entirety of the second season of the show is Megamind being outsmarted multiple times and the only reason he isn't dead is because the main villain is gay and wants Megamind to become evil again
>>153124649I liked Geats but yeah the ending was meh. I liked the Revice crossover movie, though.
Yes yes! Keep TEACHING me just like that! You TAUGHT me so well! Aaaaahhh!
>>153124618Lies? Zero
>Bring me, Char Aznable
>It reached 1 million views AIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>153124710>only 1 millionMy DIMELESS Academia...
>>153124725Don't worry I'll post the video on some Indian Facebook group so it reaches a morbillion views
>>153124710>already at 1 millionMy DRAWero Academia
What's the difference of MHA with Fairy Tail? I heard they're just gooner bait at the end of the day. Difference is, one's an old show, and the other one is a recent show.
>>153124710AntiMHAbros...
>>153124710Honestly that doesn't seem too good for what was supposed to be the Carol vs Shazam of this season, the previous MHA fights did better.
Is MHA capeshit?
>>153123863What about Gru and MegamindCould Gojo tank the Fart Gun?
>>153124805It's Shonen shit, which is still shit. Real men watch gay romances
There goes my QUEERo,watch him as he goes.....
>>153124825Superman....
E to the fucking NOUGHWhat are the CORE pillars of these halls
>>153124805MHA could never be CapeGOLD.
So I’m re doing the Mha vs verses chart with your help so I’m going to list 5 verses and you guys will see if they solo the Mha verse Star Wars Metroid Mortal Kombat Street fighterTMNT
>>153124740>>153124777>bragging about 1 million viewsPathetic.
>>153124853Sonic, Touhou, SCP, Digimon
>>153123863Reze should be low or maybe neg diff, Gojo vs Reze would just be Jogo vs Gojo except Gojo gives even less of a shit during it because I'm pretty sure Reze is weaker than Jogo. You should also factor in the fact that, like with Gojo vs Makima, Gojo can unironically just end the fight in like 5 seconds with Unlimited Void and the only reason he wouldn't is because he likes teaching his opponent and seeing the best they can do before he decides to end the fight
>>153124863>Star WarsDepends on characters, Legends? Certain characters definitely.>MetroidDon't know>Mortal KombatSure, why not, especially with the wank before the reboot, and after.>SFDunno>TMNTOnly watched the 2003 show, maybe.
>>153124872>The Four Jesters of the Clownpocalypse
>>153124863All of them.
>>153124805Yes, it is japanese Capeshit but still Capeshit.
>>153124863I can see Metroid, but they lose Star Wars, MK and SF pretty easily. TMNT is tricky because some universes have pretty overpowered characters, so I'll just tell you based on iterations.>OG showThey solo>2003It's complicated so it goes in IDK>2012They solo>RiseThey lose, their powers are absurd>Mutant MayhemThey soloI can't speak of the comics because they go from street fights to apocalypse to rat god, but if you wanna merge all TMNT universes into one, MHA loses.
>>153124891TMNT?Metroid?
>>153124853Superman, Mario, Gru
>>153124863The problem with this is that we don't know what it means for a verse to solo another one.For example: Deku alone would solo everyone in RWBY, but he can't beat the gods of the setting. Said gods are just set pieces and have less than 0 personality, calling them characters is a stretch. Does that mean RWBY solos BnH?
>>153124853SupermanGokuHulkand sadly fucking Kratos
sonic sure is cool...
>>153124914It’s a verse vs verse fight not only the characters that have been in death battle
>>153124818We'll see, I'm using DB's own stats.>>153124880Only reason she's mid diff is because they have her a higher speed (I think she would be like twice as fast or close to that) So Gojo would at least need to focus a bit to land his attacks.it's not high diff or anything because Reze of course can't really hurt Gojo, even without infinity Gojo is around two times stronger.
>>153124925>sadlyMind your tongue, boy. KINGtos ( unfortunately) is the pillar of neo-/dbg/
>>153124905>rat godHuh?
>>153124907Samus blows up the planet
>>153124905>they solo Turtle Saint already solos most of the ones you listed
>>153124944On IDW they made him part of some mystical pantheon that's been around for ages instead of the petty criminal he is in most series
>>153124622Gru constantly competes with evil geniuses. Even El Macho seems to be an evil genius (assuming Dr. Nefario didn't make that giant magnet ship for him).
>>153124853You already know.
>>153121753Eggman technically won or at worst got a draw against Wily so it doesn't really work.>>153123496Bowser would beat Luthor
>>153124972DIMESzilla...DIMESulk...
>>153124972Hulkbro truly is the face of /dbg/.
>>153124965Both Gru and El Macho depend too much on Nefario. Gru's biggest invention was the gun to shrink the moon (which he did with Nefario), every movie after that he just uses gadgets from the agency, not his own. Megamind makes all his shit from scratch, he's definitely the better inventor between the two.
>>153124994Gru stole the gun from Asian scientists. He is a capable inventor, but he typically leaves that to Dr. Nefario since he's busy with other stuff. The Minions ARE excellent inventors, too.
Now that the dust is settled, the clear winner between Gru and Megamind is______________!
>>153124972Hulkbro.....I kneel.
>>153124863>Mortal KombatI know nothing about MHA but Liu Kang spawns a black hole and kills everyone. Ermac has telekinesis and can shrink characters to stomp them. Stryker and Erron Black kill anyone that jobs to bullets. Noob Saibot has portal shenanigans
>>153125041Shao Kahn can also soul hax the entire planet
>>153125007They are sometimes, but most of the movies they don't really invent stuff. I can't remember anything of note they invented outside of Minions 2 and the first movie. Their immortal bodies can be exploited for Mega Minions and the purple shit El Macho did, but their inventions aren't that grand.
>>153125032Sonic
>>153125075They build a giant air ship out of prison materials in DM3.
>>153125032GRV and his BEASTnions.
>SHITnions
Glad that we can all agree that Metroman solos the Minions
>KINGnions
>>153125085Correct.
>>153124634because of covid, they actually delayed minions 2 for 2 years so it would still be theatrical
>>153124943Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>TARDnions
>GENIUSnions
>>153125026Will4wh is also a major Kratos wanker. I guess it makes sense now. He knows for a fact that DeathBattle and its fanbase are filled with clowns who'd believe anything they're told without question, and he is just trying to see what he can get away with lol.
Why are you anons arguing about onions?
>>153125148you say this like I'm supposed to know who this is
So from what you guys said Star WarsMetroidMortal KombatStreet fighterTMNTAll GAPE the MHA verse is this true?
Spic slander is quite advanced...
>>153125170I'm just showing off an example of your average Kratosfag, nothing more. They're the shit stains of powerscaling world, and I think it's funny.
>>153124863>MkThey can beat MK if you don't treat Fatalities as casual displays of power since those only get used on defenseless foes. >TMNTOnly the turtles from rise stand a chance the rest get blitzed>Star warsIf you buy manga guard FTL reaction speed scaling for Jedi/sith then no. If not then MHA wins since Star wars characters don't have impressive durability.>Street fighterMHA wins only. Only the top tiers of the SF verse stand a chance.>Metroid No clue
>>153125175sf and tmnt don't
>>153125175Genuinely what could anyone in MHA do against pic related?
>>153125201Pray he doesn't have FTL reactions and pray they can paste him in one hit. Otherwise they fucking die
>CHAD Wars
>>153125206Every competent Force user can react to lightspeed attacks...
>>153124853KratosSonicDekuInvincible
>>153125218Then MHA just dies
Are people forgetting that the Dehydration Gun doesn't actually kill people?
>>153125224all outerversal beast
>>153125191Don’t forget HIM.
>>153125201No one in MHA is force sensitive so that faggot would just starve to death after a while.
>>153125263I'm noticing it all just them citing sources no one has ever read and praying no one actually fact checks them lol
>dynamite tier bots were being argued as a Minions counter
>>153124805No it's shonenshit that pretends to be capeshit. You could literally replace "hero" with adventurer, ninja, wizard, pirate, or vampire hunter and it wouldn't change the plot that much. Being an intrinsic part of society instead of rugged individualists isn't very capeshit.
>>153125341>emit light>form cloudsI've seen enoughFTL+ MULTICONTINENTAL BEASTS!!!
>>153124805Yes
>>153125247Although it was never used as the decisive factor of a fight.Death Battle counts BFR, sealing and permanent incapacitation as ways to archieve victory
>>153121753Egggman is above bear level.
>>153125383One of the biggest industry plant comics I've ever seen.
>>153125198See previous replies TMNT has gotten new feats
>>153122944Sauce?
>G1 tards scaled Gru's durability to Minions'HahahahahahahahaNot even VSBW is that retarded
>>153125437Prove this wrong without mad or ESL
>>153125404I wouldn't say it's an industry plant, not that I have interest in it but I can see why liberals would love it. Unless the creator IS some nepowhore or something.
>>153125218>every competent force user can react to lightspeed attacksno they cantand no, blasters are not lightspeed
>>153125445If he was as durable as Minions, then he would facetank instead of dodge.
>>153125470A bunch of canon material describes blaster bolts as light speed
>>153125175Yes.
>>153125348>You could literally replace "hero" with adventurer, ninja, wizard, pirate, or vampire hunter and it wouldn't change the plot that much.Now this is just silly.BnH's entire story revolves around Themes of social coexistence, discrimination, and the way individualistic societies glorify successful individuals.You can't have BnH without heroism, Horikoshi is quite literally a marvel fan
>>153125466I don't think it is specifically an industry plant, but rather that the industry itself is trying this Fortnite model for crossovers.So if you become popular, then you're likely to be offered something and that something is likely to be being a gulp shitto in a crossover event.
>>153125476My feelings are more important than the canon material
>>153125338Kratosfaggots fall into two camps: delusional, brainwashed fanatics who are too retarded to realize they’ve been fed nonsense (looking at the Death Battle research team), and outright liars who knowingly push misinformation, in powerscaling and Death Battle communities, since they're gullible, pseudo-intellectual echo chambers
>>153123833The world was upgraded to city block? ZAMN!
>>153124805Shonen capeshit, yes. You're not going to believe this but superheroes aren't exclusive to western media
>>153122289Megamind more like MegaKEK
>>153124863Did Metroid get any boosts from Prime 4? The main villain was making mini black holes (they were directly called that) and Samus’ psychic beam was able to resist its pull
>>153124972Very proud that my screenshot is now a regular fixture of these threads. Stay tf out of the farms doe.
>>153125642NO WOMEN ALLOWED
>>153125436ishimo. I didn't know it was AI generated my bad.
>>153125652In your life? Yeah, I think that makes sense.
Chart updated Next up BlazblueKiller instinct DarkstalkersBomberman Dig dugDo they GAPE the Mha verse?
>>153125747YesNo?No ideaYesNo idea
>>153125747KI and Dig Dug lose, rest win
>>153124863YesYesYesYesDepends, some version are unironic street tiers, others have busted reality warpers .
>>153125476no they don'tthey aren't even lasers eitherunless you want me to believe random padawans are able to react to light speed
>>153125747>Gapes MHABlazblueDarkstalkersBomberman>Gets gaped by MHAKiller InstinctDig Dug
>>153125841It's the Force, dude.
>>153125747>Combo pulls out a gun>Orchid flashes her tits and kills all the men>Gargos kills everyone with portalsI HATE WEAKLING
>>153125348>You could literally replace "hero" with adventurer, ninja, wizard, pirate, or vampire hunter and it wouldn't change the plot that much.Now this is just silly.One Piece's entire story revolves around Themes of social coexistence, discrimination, and the way individualistic societies glorify successful individuals.You can't have OP without heroism, Oda's sensei, Watsuki is quite literally a marvel fan
Who's a good matchup for her?
>>153125929This doesn't work because in One Piece we have entire arcs dedicated to show us that Luffy is not a hero and he doesn't see himself as a hero
Today on: DBC has more interesting match ups than DB itself.
>>153125929Every fucking main character in One Piece is a war criminal
>>153125783What do u mean dig dug has reality warpers?
>>153125989Going purely off of aesthetics, Cibo from Blame! might work.
>>153126038>>153126038>>153126038
>>153125989Maybe Rosine from Berserk?
>>153125404Lex worked for that possition for years, you stupid gentile goyim.
>>153125747Blazblue is retardly OPYesYesYesYes
