tf is going to watch this except to gasp in horror at Marge's mummified voice in surround sound?
>>153124193Le falta caca
>>153124193Yeah... The first literally came out like 15 years too late to start a movie series to run in parallel with the show, this second one coming out another 20 years after that is just sad. If there was one in the mid to late 90's and then it had like three or four sequels all released before the 2010's, then maybe it would have been a decent series of movies. Instead we got the first one years after the show hit its peak and now the second one is coming out over half a decade after the Disney buyout sucked out what little life there was left.
Agh, I was hoping it was less than that, but the first one did come out almost 20 years agoDamn my wasted lifealso goddamn give me the easy captchas already ffs
>>153124193Disney wants to keep the franchise publicly visible and not forgotten.
>>153124193That was my thought too.Anyone still watching Simpsons in 2026 is literally only using it as background noise they don't have to pay any attention to while they do other shit. When they sit down and have nothing to do but actually watch the movie, they'll be forced to actually listen to the characters and realize how fucked up they all sound, especially Marge.
>>153124193>>153124259What do you guy think they'll hinge the plot on? All of my money is on Bartmania memberberries at this point because what else is left? They're going to want this to sell toys and shirts too so it will be heavily Bart/Homer focused. If they're smart lisa will take the back seat and Marge wilk barely speak.
I remember seeing the first Simpsons movie as a kid and thinking the first 30 or so minutes were hilarious, and then the rest of the movie when the actual plot kicked in was a slog. If they couldn't fill up a whole movie with funny stuff back then, there's no way they could do it now.
>>153124467Crazy that the sequel is basically going to release on the 20th anniversary of the first film. If that doesnt sum up how disconnected from rality the hollywood machine is I dont know what will.
>>153124968>What do you guy think they'll hinge the plot on?My uncle works for Matt Groening, he dropped a couple hints for me. It will be Homer-heavy and there's a big plot point which is basically Apple product placement. Then Homer pulls a crazy stunt with - get this - his butt.
>>153124896They can do that without making new content for it. For fuck sakes look at how old Warner's IPs are and how few of them even get new projects despite getting merch. Dexter, Flintstones, Cow and Chicken, Swat Kats, etc. You can buy knick knacks of all sorts and most installments in this series are 15+ years old.
>>153124193hawk 2 a man
>>153124983>Homer get ipad the moviegrim
>>153124193>movie starts>marge is sitting on the couch, alone>marge slowly begins smiling>she lets out an ear shatteringly loud scream>the entire theater is covering their ears, people are rushing out>marges scream gets louder and louder>the screen suddenly goes black>after about a minute, it shows marge but this time she is in 3D>her screaming resumes
>>153124968The promo pic with Homer implies they may try an edgier brand of humor than the first
>>153124973>If they couldn't fill up a whole movie with funny stuff back then, there's no way they could do it now.they could have but they opted for some reason to make a totally play-it-safe family movie
I didn't even think the first one was good, honestly.
>>153125047Homer stabbing himself in the foot is not for kids, Haysian
>>153125013>feature length zombie simpsons with an eaxtra heavy helping of family guy ""humor"" ontopMark my works the family guy crossover from a decade ago will prove more entertaining than this mess
Imagine if theres a sex scene.Uncensored.And shows Marges pussy stretching on Homers cock.
>>153125047At this point a toothless family film using the Simpsons iconography as a skinsuit would be the safest bet. I wouldnt be surprised if they make this one 3D either.
>>153125058The first one is the textbook example of a 6/10. Anyone with a positive recollection of it likely remembers the ad campaign more than the movie itself. It's such a mid watch. The fact FOX didnt pursue a sequel themselves kind of says all you need to know about it.
>>153124193but what if Marge becomes a robot?
>>153125115It had Spider-Pig and a couple other memorable bits, but mostly forgettable. Ad campaign was definitely more memorable.
>>153124983>Then Homer pulls a crazy stunt with - get this - his butt.>>153125013>The promo pic with Homer implies they may try an edgier brand of humor than the firsti don't like where this is leading
>>153125090Burns-Smithers explicit gay anal scene.
>>153125116AI Marge would be a great mercy upon the audience's ears, that's for sure.>>153125130Off the top of my head I can only pinpoint a handful of moments from the film, and that's mostly from the promotional stuff anyways.>Bart naked>Spiderpig>Homer middle finger scene>Homer motorcycle shenanigansThe one fake out trailer with Moe was funnier than the movie itself
>>153125136Its going to be a feature length zombie simpsons episode complete with homer clone antics.
>>153125157ending with a prolapse that homer mistakes for a meatloaf
>>153125157>>153125171it ends with Selma's Chinese kid saying "This is indeed a disturbing universe" followed by the credits rolling
I still maintain that Kamp Krusty should have been the movie.
I just remembered the Bluey movie is coming out the same year as TSM2. Man that dog is going to wipe the floor with this thing.
>>153125202Just like family guy, we had a dozen episodes that would have made better movies. Even the monorail would have been more interesting.
>>153124193I literally haven't followed the Simpsons since a little time after the first movie came out. Anyone got a good example of how bad Marge's voice is these days? I've seen people talk about it but never have heard it for myself.
>>153125277https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78NIR2DyeDA
>>153125361Jesus fuck man, just end the series for her sake
>>153125361>that guttural screech from the very beginning
How are they going to surpass Bart's dick? Are they going to show Homer's dick?
>>153125361https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8blGwrG1WZs
>>153125402I WAS IN THE POOL
>>153125361>>153125380meh all that's actually happened here is Julie Kavner just uses her normal speaking voice because she can't be bothered to actually do the voice properly anymore
>>153124193marge's breasts start out the size of basketballs, then progressively grow to beachballs, and then beyond. also, she gets more and more aroused the bigger she gets.throw in incest with bart and you have a winner
>>153125484That would make for an amazing comic.
>>153125402Homer will get circumcised on screen and Kristy will suck the blood off his dick.
>>153125536*Krusty
>>153124193>>153124259How bad was season 18 which released at the same time as the first movie?
>>153124193>tf is going to watch thisI promise I will if it features Apu still voiced by Azaria in an important and heroic role
>>153125692It's the one in which Bart was crippled by a tiger, ToH had a Fran Drescher Golem and Marge started playing Warcraft, you tell me.
>>153125791too bad that doesn't work anymore because Indians are no longer seen as cool or heroic people
>>153126015So barely watchable but still kinda entertaining.
>>153124259The first movie is good though
Kavner and Shearer sound extremely like inches from death.
>>153126127That basically describes seasons 15 through 20.
>>153125361This is literally that one cumtown bit realized in full
>>153126335t. Al Jean
>>153125083The crossover was the premiere of season 13, which also gave us the pregnant Stewie episode
>>153125361>bart looks at porn like any normal modern teen>haha isn't it funny if marge overreacted about it>also marge knows what the terms incel and manosphere means for some reasonWho the fuck defends this tripe these days? This isn't funny, it's just uncomfortable and weird.
>>153127131Al Jean. Thankfully he's leaving now so there will hopefully be less of these
>>153127144I thought he got replaced by Matt Selman ages ago.
>>153127131Marge was never supposed to be one of those "cool" moms who laughs at the porn pic and says "Aw, my tits are bigger than hers anyway."
>>153124193>Announcement teaser>teaser for a teaser
>>153124193This show is highly satanic because it has homersexuals
>>153126845The ride truly never ends
>>153127171I know that much but it still feels awfully OOC for her to overreact to this degree. I guess I can see her being one of those boomers who still uses Facebook so she could've picked up the terms incel and manosphere on there but it still feels wrong and cringy for her to say those words. It'd be like if your dad brought up Nick Fuentes.
>>153127183>homersexualsbrilliant name for fans of the show
>>153127196i have no idea what a Nick Fuentes is exactly. i assume it's some kind of e-celeb.
>>153127196Most of zombie simpsons is like this though. It's only gotten worse with time. You're simply witnessing the "lisa goes gaga" effect of the 2020's. The only reason it's so much worse is because of how much further removed these characters are from the time and place that created them. Imagine how unsettling it'd be if Leave it to beaver went on into the modern day with the same cast, in the same roles, but interacting with current events. That's zombie simpsons in a nutshell.
can we just post argentinian memes?
>>153127257 He's a homosexual "right wing" glownigger grifter. Basically mexican Richard Spencer Jr
>>153127280thanks for the protip, Reddit
>>153127288Please do I find Homer the wifebeater football hooligan hilarious.
I cant wait for Bart to be naked again
>>153127183I got the reference. Well played.
