Any new spoilers or early reviews for ASM and next weeks VENOM?
It will probably be out in like 13 hours. Just go to sleep.
>>153124839MJ girl bosses Eddie, Eddie kills Torment, Eddie gets sent to prison. That's it, that's the whole story.
>>153124857>MJ girl bosses EddieWords have begun to lose all meaning
>>153124895If you don't know what that means you're probably ESL.
>>153124839>>153124857>not even dead for a week IRL>not even dead for an hour in universe>already forgotten by everyoneNo… no…
>>153124839Boomerang is Spider-Venom
>>153125061>Boomerang gets an arc and a Symbiote>Paul gets a shallow unmarked graveThis isn’t fair…
>>153124956Oh, I know exactly what it means. Hence why it's "losing all meaning" when your fucktarded ass uses the term in this context.
>>153125104>anon's feel when he opens up the next issue just to see MJ girl bossing Eddie
>>153124857So who was Torment? Or Spiral or whatever the fuck the name of the killer guy is
>>153125180Do you actually want to be spoiled on that?
>>153125089>Ed McGuiness used to be the artist on the highly successful Superman/Batman series with Jeph Loeb.>Now he's slumming it on shitty Spider-Man comics drawing Paul.He should go back to DC.
>>153125184Yeah, I'm not gonna read it I'm just curious
>>153125192Paul is a better character than anything in the DCslopiverse.
>>153125203Nah. DC is superior. Only faggots like Paul.
>>153125180His origin story is being saved for a one-shot at the end of the crossover.
>>153125232...does this character really have enough interest around them to do a reveal in a one shot? Also all these one shots and crossovers for shit that doesn't warrant it really reminds me of the clone saga era where shit was getting milked dry when there wasn't even any meat on the cow in the first place.
Paul returns from the dead just in time to save the day.
>>153125246>...does this character really have enough interest around them to do a reveal in a one shot?No, but this was clearly intended to be a crossover between ASM, Venom and Carnage but they decided to cancel Carnage before it happened, so it's likely why his origin story was shuffled all the way there.
>>153125192Either he dropped off in talent or he is actually sandbagging at Marvel because he can. Either way, his recent art kinda sucks dick in comparison to his old art.
>>153125192Ed McGuiness along with Gary frank were the superman artist in the 2000, like how ordway/byrne were the artist in the 80s, Jurggen and Jon Bogdanove were the artist in the 90s
>>153124839I think its funny that when Eddie/venom Left ASM, they came up with carnage, then:>Ran out of new Ideas and brought Norman back.>Balked at Leaving Aunt May dead.>Killed MJ and Peters Baby.> Bring Peters parents back then turned them into Robots instead of telling an actual story.> Ben Reilly was the best thing to come out of that period, his death was impactful. But they fucked that up too.What the hell was in the water?
>>153125497His death was on April 1st so...
>>153125839Is the problem when the rogue gallery is only good on paper.Outside Goblins , Ock and Venom/carnage, Peter villains are chumps, losers and some crime lords. I think in the last 30 years only Rhino and maybe tombstone looks believable
>>153124839Learn to read dumbass the title says classified that means no fucking spoilers for ASM or venom and this is NOT a shitpost now bug off.
>>153125203If I pretend you actually mean that it makes it funnier.
>>153124839Yeah here's what happens:>Marvel makes multiple retarded decisions>someone spams Paul memes>masochistic Spider-fags bitch and moan about OMD and how Spider-man should go back to how it was 10-20 years ago (i.e. still shit)>everything is different but mostly the same
>>153125839>Bring Peters parents back then turned them into Robots instead of telling an actual storyThat was the story tho, Harry created them to fuck with Peter. Aunt May was suspicious of them from the start.
>>153126022I meant like an actual story where the characters develop instead of being robots
>>153125971I don't want to hear about paul ever again. besides the man is dead what more do you want? just drop the subject will you.
>>153125497Drop the subject everyone has had quite enough of paul.
>>153124839Is this a joke i guess you forget everything slowed down due to the easter holidays. Sure they are over but most people have taken a vaction due to them that means nobody is going to do spoilers for anything ths week..
>>153126143Paul has trillions and trillions of fans around the world.
>>153126143>>153126116Paul lives on inside of MJ's womb.
>>153126202I don't want to hear about paul ever again just drop it everyone is sick of the matter.
>>153126202>paraphrasing cwcIt all makes sense now
>>153126222Paul doesn't have a dick, his dad gave it to an evil god. Paul has nothing.
>>153126222the man is dead just drop it.
>>153126252 DROP THE SUBJECT I DON'T WANNA HEAR THE WOIRD PAUL EVER AGAIN.
I think we are going to have to enforce a new real rule here you use the word paul you get banned
>>153126252Paul had the dwarves of Nidavellir make him a new uru dick that shoots lightning bolts when he cums and has two Cosmic Cubes for testicles.
>>153126278just drop it he is dead.
>>153126295Nah, he's just a dickless chode with no friends or family. Oh, and he's dead.
>>153126295enough with paul
>>153126318go away.
mods/jannies please delete this thread
>>153126305>>153126318>>153126319
delete this thread please.
>>153126399Gwenschizo, they aren't going to delete a thread just because you made yourself look like a retard by throwing your lot in with Paul. Of this, you can be sure.
>>153126428I no idead what you are talking about.
>>153126399There's no stopping Paulin' Time.
>>153126445Uh-huh, sure you don't. We know it's you. We can tell it's you.
>>153126447delete the thread.
>>153126460If you don't stop i will turn this into a Gwen Stacy thread or maybe donald duck one.
>>153126494>Do as I say or else, REEEEEE!!!!I don't negotiate with Polish people.
>>153126535oh what makes you think I am polish? we are all Anonymous here.
>>153126494It's a Paul thread now, post Pauls or get out.
>>153126562You are wasting your time unironically lots of people are on vaction right so that's why no spoilers.
>>153126555It's too late for that, Gwenschizo. You can't hide who you are, mainly because you are too much of a retard.
>>153126609were on vacation so no spoliers now just leave.
>>153126562Okay. Here's Blonde Paul.
>>153126609Haven't the foggiest idea what you mean,.
>>153126633*yawn*
>>153126626>>153126650>Gwenschizo is trying to be two different people.Drop the act.
>>153126666*yawn again * very dull old boy.
Now, here's Paul boring Power Girl to death...
>>153126709...and getting cucked by the CHAD Frank Castle!
>>153126236>Gwenschizo rejects his beloved PaulTHIS IS A FUCKING BETRAYAL
>>153126841He's jumping ship now that the S.S. Paul has been torpedoed.
>>153126709>>153126723>>153126853WHAT PART OF FUCK OFF DO YOU NOT UNERSTAND? DROP THE PAUL THING NOW THIS IS NOT A JOKE
>>153126853PISS OFF
time to delete the thread *sigh* i just knew this shit would happen site is better off without spider-man threads it really is.
>>153126934>>153126949>Paul only died because Gwenschizo stopped believing in him.What’s the matter? You used to love Paul. You posted him all the time. He was your favorite!
Paulchads this is a black day, notable Paul stalwart or “Paulwart” the Gwenschizo has renounced Paul. Paul’s greatest champion has betrayed him, Gwenschizo loves Flash Thompson now!
>>153126997DELETE THE THREAD JUST DELETE IT.
>>153126709>>153126723>blows her chance with Marvel's Chaddest Chad and has to settle for the mentally ill, suicidal murderhobo whose ex-wife divorce raped him
>>153127043YOU FUCKING TRAITOR YOU WERE PAUL’S FAVORITE SON YOU FUCKIBG RAT
DELETE THE FUCKING THREAD.
It makes sense that Gwenschizo turned on Paul after Paul failed to rape Dylan.
DELETE THIS THREAD DAMN IT.
FUCK THIS THREAD.
>>153127071Man, you Paulfags are the worst. Just like Gwenfags.
>>153127019>Paul’s greatest champion has betrayed himWhat are you talking about? I haven't betrayed Paul.>Flash ThompsonMore like Fall Down The Stairs In A Flash Thompson.
>>153127102Sorry man, everyone hates Gwenschizo, but you at least managed to be funny a couple of times. Thus you’ll never be half the Paulfag that Gwenschizo once was.
this is just in. Paul creampies his own butthole with enough strenght to escape puragatory.
>>153127138>strenghtGwenschizo…
>>153125192McGuinness shouldn't draw anything.
Paul died on April first. That's April fools. PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER PEOPLE.
>>153127098You said it man well it does not matter the Paulfags will soon vanish period/
>>153127089>>153127071>>153127056>>153127052>>153127043>>153126949>>153126934Why is Gwenschizo so angry about Paul? He spent years shoving him down our throats. Is he going to become a Flashfag now, or a child rapist?
>>153127198*yawn*
>>153127208Yeah the Gwen Stacy fans are just filthy animals they’re the same people as the Paul fans.
>>153127212nice weather today
>>153127229great ice cream wannt a bite
Paul revives in 3 weeks you'll see
>>153127239>>153127252>>153127260Paul’s dead… and gay…
real good ice cream
>>153125180Just a serial killer who lived on the other side of the country, that Carnage contacted because he wanted him to be his next host.He’s not related to any previous character.
>>153127272I sell ice cream
>>153127278>>153127305You can fuck off Gwenschizo.
>>153126288>wahhh, I don't like something, mods ban it!Paul haters are such pussies.
Paulbros, I’m going to be sick… the world’s biggest Paulfag, the Gwenschizo, has renounced our church and become an apostate. That’s it. Paul is dead. Hope is dead.
>>153127464>the world’s biggest PaulfagAm I just a joke to you? You wound me, sir!
>>153127540Sorry friendo. You were always kind of a small fry in terms of being an unbearable faggot infesting these threads. In fact, I sometimes found you witty and a little entertaining. But when it comes to Gwenschizo, well, you’re playing with the big boys now.
>havent visited 4chan in 3 months>go to spider-man thread>scroll to bottom>paul spam >same two anons calling each other the gwenschizo and talking about polandyepits a spider-man thread
>>153127433>>153127464>>153127540>>153127610this now a clown thread you can thank you spam and stupidity for that.
>>153127650
>>153127610That sounds like a challenge to me.
>>153127707you are not funny.
>>153127674>>153127696>>153127707>>153127717>>153127758FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
>>153127758That other anon disagrees.
What’s next, Gwenschizo betraying the worthless whore Gwen Stacy?
>>153127835The only Gwen fans at this point are Blacked Milesheads, right?
>>153127817It’s true, you are in fact funnier than Gwenschizo. I also think you have a bigger cock.
