>Lana makes almost no appearance in the final series and was subject to speculation. Online fan 'criminy', who knew Craig Bartlett personally, asked him in a (now deleted) video about the character. The initial idea was that she would "have a crush" on Arnold, and "ask him to do favors and would make Arnold feel a little uncomfortable", according to an archived description by the interviewer. Bartlett's exact words are no longer available, and it is unknown if Lana was intended to be outright predatory or uncomfortably friendly.
Little boy semen is clinically proven to prevent wrinkles.
>>153132001>>153132275Sorry bud. Women do not like little dicks.
>boy that has shown to be a massive simp in the past isn't going to tap thatunrealistic and glad it was removed, don't think they had the talent to pull off something like this.
Somewhere out there, there's an alternative universe identical to us in every single way, with the sole difference being that a delicate subject such as pedophilia which in our universe is considered unethical and sick, in that universe is considered the complete opposite, with it being viewed as something as normal as hetero relationships. So therefore, this episode of Arnold where this woman appears and which was initially planned to be a fempedo crushing on the MC, would've been a fully aproved concept for this female character and the episode she would've been focused on, leading to us, have we lived in that universe, viewing an episode in which Lana's character is in full display as it was meant to be, with her forming an amourus relationship with Arnold throughtout the episode with no filter whatsoever, as pedophilia is accepted in all parts of life, including any form of media in that universe.
>>153132617Face the wall, sir.
>>153132617Funniest thing would be if Helga sees and gets jealous because she can’t compete.Wasn’t that the plot when Arnold crushed on his teacher Miss Felter who didn’t even notice him back?Except in this case Helga actually has good reason to be jealous
>>153132629Oh no, a twitterfag is mad, whatever will he do.
>>153132001I can remember that video, they showed some animatic footage of Lana from the heat episode. Bartlett's quote about her was overlaid, where he claimed one gag with Lana was that she'd ask Arnold "How old are you?" and he'd answer "9" and she'd ask "When will you be 10?".An interview about Recess alludes to Steve Viksten having been responsible for pitching Lana in Hey Arnold! as a "flirty drunk", though the idea was turned down, and that he was responsible for Miriam and her alcoholism but they had to make it more oblique with those smoothies. He seemed to be the writer wanting to be more daring.
>>153132617Thats great, man.
>>153132617We already may as well live in this world, people only pretend to care when an adult woman is a diddler.
>>153132688>Lana was that she'd ask Arnold "How old are you?" and he'd answer "9" and she'd ask "When will you be 10?".>waiting for double digitsA sense of restaint and paitence is important.
>>153132688Oh really? That’s neat as fuck. Never heard about that line, it’s funnyCan’t believe some random tumblr had a 1-of-a-kind interview footage with Bartlett, then just deletes it on a whim, and noone who saw it while it was up thought to save it themselves so now it’s just word of mouth left.
>>153132651I wonder how this version of the episode would've played out. It sounds really fucking interesting.
>>153132688>they had to make it more oblique with those smoothiesArt from adversity; her putting strong liquour into something cold and sweet to make it easy to drink communicates the idea she wants to get drunk fast and doesn't care about tasting the alcohol; she's doesn't LIKE alcohol, she just wants to be drunk.
>>153132700You’re delusional. All over the usa there’s women being arrested and fired and their whole lives ruined because they had sex with some 17 and 11 month year old who’s taller than they are. It’s retarded and hysterical all in the name of pretending it’s bad.
>>153132719I think it was up on YouTube too back then, unfortunately wouldn't have expected it to be lost media and become "just a rumor". At least people have been able to confirm the background story about Beetlejuice's red fingertips from his cartoon.
>>153132744>17 and 11 month year oldThis thread is about grinding on nine year olds.
>>153132763Once that one famous video of Large Marge telling Bart to look only in her eyes was lost media too. Because they cut it from the ep and it was only on an ad nobody had saved. Luckily some fuck apparently stoll had it on his tvo
>>153132771Exactly. And woke brainlets already screech and tear out their hair over 17 year olds, pretending like adult woman on younger boy is allowed nowadays is ridiculous
>>153132659>"imagine a world in which pedophilia is considered normal and we got a children's cartoon embracing it, wouldn't that be awesome">"that's fucking weird">"lol what are you, some twitter moralfag?"
>>153132919It would be awesome.Go face your bedroom wall and cry about it, twitterfag. That’s all you’re capable of.
>>153132733Probably Helga trying to sabotage her. If I recall none of her “rivals” from the show like Ruth and Lila liked Arnold, so Helga would have someone who can actually enamour Arnold and who wants to.Would be a funny running gag. Helga stopped being jealous of Lila after 1 ep, Lana would make her seethe at hearing her name
Honestly adult woman and little boy flirting was pretty common in 90s and 00s shows as I recall, because it was portrayed as totally absurd>asked him in a (now deleted) video about the character>Bartlett's exact words are no longer availableSomeone should probably ask him again before he croaks because eventually this is all going to become pure myth.
>>153132992>Helga’s fantasies and shrines partly involve how she’ll destroy Lana>the recurring episodes where she breaks into Arnold’s house will have her see them>could easily substitute her in episodes where there’s a 1-off rival, like the beach one, so Helga’s competing for realYeah I like it.
>>153133042Do you have any other examples?
>>153132834>pretending like adult woman on younger boy is allowed nowadays is ridiculousIt's not allowed, but it's far less vocally hated than an adult man on younger girl. Whenever pop culture deigns to show off pedophiles as monsters, it is universally men. Women predators are generally met with some variation of "nice", and are not treated with the same disgust and outrage.
>>153133184Stop bringing that here then. We hear enough of them whining about either without you adding to it because “meninism”
>>153133132That's So Raven, Family Matters, Suite Life, Bully the video game, no cartoons come to mind.
>>153133132Dexter’s Lab had his teacher super in-love with him, cause he’s a genius.Vicky and Timmy had a few examples from Fairly Oddparents, and a scrapped episode shipping them. Also a gag character called Carly.Bart had 1 or 2 in the Simpsons. Like in that meta episode where he’s a kid actor he had hot chicks hanging off of him.A few capeshit sidekicks had femme fatales like that, such as Knockout for Superboy and White Lightning for Impulse>>153133210Good choices. Not the same but in Malcolm in the Middle, Malcolm lost his virginity at 16 to an adult hippie lady. In the show he loved it but years later now there’s a bunch of soiboys who say it’s the worst thing ever and make a bunch of video essays about it being bad.
>>153133132In media for kids? I think nothing beats this https://youtu.be/DWvsq5vg_gk?si=OJ8EZDJg2XseZZQBThere are countless examples from adult European comics and movies. Like that french movie where the boy was more or less in love with his mom and they actually fuck at the end.
>>153132001How the fuck did this not air?Ronnie Matthews was like 40 and actually went on a fucking date with Phoebe who is like 9 and it was considered a great thing at the time
