You are an ordinary human and is given the opportunity to become the apprentice of one hero or villain, who would you choose.
>>153133904Joker Seems like that'd be interesting
>>153133904If I'm an ordinary human then either Dr Strange so I can learn cool magic, or Ironman so I can have an armored suit so advanced it might as we be magic.
>>153134813>JokerTerrible choice. Working under Joker is basically the plot of the 2008 Azzarello Joker comic and the guy is scared shitless the whole time that Joker will randomly kill him on a whim. To the point he basically lets Joker rape his girlfriend in front of him.Joker will shoot you dead without a second thought if he thinks it's funny.
>>153133904Probably someone that could make me superpowered, I'm an oldfag who isn't particularly fit, not really suited to super-hijinx as is.
>>153135980Rape just doesn't seem like it'd be Joker's thing.It's too 'small,' it's like a multi-billionaire investing in a kid's lemonade stand.>>153133904Green Lantern
>>153136030>Green LanternThis one? You're not getting a ring from Guy
>>153137033No, one from the corps.Whichever one is closest to the Corgi.
>>153133904I wanna say Lex LuthorBuy my heart says Black Manta
>>153133904I always liked the Corpo or Intelligent dudes, I would say Doom he can teach you a lot between magic and super science while Lex would teach you even the corporate world.But somethings tell me that they are has-been and shouldn't get a tutorship from them.So I think I'll stick with Tikerer (Phineas Mason), because it's a B list but fight A/S list heroes he's old so it's perfect for a Tutor and student dynamic and he create a lot of cool shit.
>>153137096But anon, dogs can’t talk!
