Let the spiraling continue.
Surprised you're not combining black Cat and Knull into this storytime
>>153136159So, Torment is already planning to kill Carnage i see
>>153136188Oh boy more surprise family members no one asked for
If you liked it, buy it! Support your local comic store.>>153136066Combining storytimes is okay now? /co/ really has changed.
>>153136207Some anons hate combine storytimes, I don't mind myself personally
Can somebody storytime the Black Cat issue?
>>153136242Check the catalog dummy
>>153136242Its literally being posted right now, retard.
>>153136197Look at this cute couple
>>153136061Ito Reference!
>>153136188wow, I can't wait to find out how dumb the backstory for Uncle Ben's secret long lost son is
>>153136188>Issue 31 will reveal a family secretThis dude is Uncle Ben's son.
>>153136145Depeche Mode fan?
>>153136080Wait... How is the device even working for Dylan anyway? Wasn't it tapping into the cursed runes branded into MJ's arm?
>>153136165Well, sure. To kill MJ you're also gonna have to kill Venom and if his autism is anything to go by, he'd become the most prolific symbiote hunter on the planet following that particular "spiral".
>>153136145>Weaves a spiral>Turns into jewish Kaballah Every time with Ewing
>>153136693Its actually Joe Kelly.
>>153136686It isn't working correctly, so that might be the point.
>>153136699But who came up with Torment first?Kelly, Ewing, or Soule?
>>153136715Tis a good question. I am just glad its a honest to god serial killer and not some cosmic cultist of whatever god.
>>153136719He does have some form of powers though I'm not sure how else you can explain him knowing about secret relatives
>>153136733Peter said he has some brain issue here >>153136154
MJ has basically done nothing this event beyond getting mad, truly amazing redemption arc.
>>153136080I live for this paul slander
>>153136154sick serratus petegrade a goal body right there
>>153136194sex with stephanie phillips
>>153136159>NOOOOOO MOREEEEEEE!!! ENOUGH KILLING!!! STOPPPPPP!!!siiiiiiiiigh it's all so tiresome
>>153137023>complain that spider-man isn't getting mad enough>complain that spider-man is getting madThey just can't win with you whiners.
>>153137038Not him but I think he's just hitting on this being most of Peter's dialogueEvery encounter goes the same>We have to find Tornament, he is going to kill !>Catches up to Torment>No More ! Enough's enough !>Kills Person or already killed them>Leaves so he can get to the next person>Hey gang, we have to catch up to torment ! We need to bring him in so he can stop killing !>Stay tuned for the next issueThis event is dogshit
>>153136113>>153136118This feels like the first time in this entire fucking event that VenoMJ has shown any kind of actual concern for Peter, and it's not even slightly as much as the cover would imply. It's probably a better issue than any other so far (Paul dying notwithstanding), but man was I baited hard with expecting more out of this whole thing.Not like I expected MJ to pop out and profess her undying love for him, but man, lots of nothing.>>153136127Still sick of the Flash shit, but overall this wasn't as bad as the leaks implied.
>>153136061>carnage reads manga
>>153136061>you ever read uzumaki?
>>153137168>>153137250Til Cletus is a Silent Mobius fanboy and giggled seeing Robocop Girl's origin
So 1000 is going to be about uncle bens bastard kid? While ben never actually gave peter the speech, later iterations have. Mr responsible Uncle has a bastard kid? Fuck you marvel. What the fuck are they doing.
>>153137095Venom says WE have feelings, I doubt any of them are for Peter.
>>153137605Not even saying that there's feelings, but she/they emerge from the sewers and their first priority is Spider-Man. It's at least a little bit of something. Honestly, if it were just Venom doing the talking, he'd probably have prioritized a dying Eddie.
>>153136080>you used to>yeah, but, it’s Paul y’know>oh I mean fair enough.
>>153136929WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT PAUL THE MAN IS DEAD SO JUST SHUT UP ABOUT HIM OR WE WILL TIRN INTO A OMD THREAD
>>153136059variant cover list:The Amazing Spider-Man #26 David Nakayama Color Block White VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #26 Iban Coello Connecting VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #26 Lee Bermejo Amazing Visions VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #26 Mark Bagley Classified Target VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #26 R. B. Silva Ultimate Farewell VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #26 1:25 J. Gonzo VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #26 1:50 David Nakayama Color Block White Virgin VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #26 1:100 Lee Bermejo Amazing Visions Virgin Variant
I am applying for a job as a jannie here on 4chan first rule I make is this you mention the word paul you get fucking banned
Lee Bermejo Amazing Visions Variant
This one is the best one, but is incentive variant>1:25 J. Gonzo Variant
R. B. Silva Ultimate Farewell Variant
Mark Bagley Classified Target Variant
>>153136145God damn it, this is actually an interesting premise for his motivations.Torment might be a socio or pyschopath, but those aren't his main motivators. As someone with OCD, this is very clearly some type of OCD, but taken to an extreme where instead of hand-washing or clapping or whatever he has to kill people to satisfy the obsession with spirals. This is more interesting than just a normal serial killer honestly and kinda satisfying as an explanation for the whole spiral bullshit.I doubt they'll explore his psychology in any interesting ways but I do find this premise interesting at the very least.
Also next 4 issues>SPIDER-MAN's buried in unfinished business after his battle with Torment, Venom, and Carnage AND his long absence from Earth. Get his life back together? Later. Damage control at work? Not now. Time-traveling magical threat to all of space and time? Go, Spidey, go!LEGACY #992>BEST FR(ENEMIES)! Spider-Man's best friend's life shattered by a terrible accident — and Peter Parker is to blame! Is there a new villain on Spidey's block?LEGACY #993>SPIDEY VS. SPORE! SPORE is spreading, and it's all SPIDER-MAN's fault! But should Peter even BE fighting in a tragedy of his own making?! And DON'T MISS the answers to an earth-shattering riddle from the battle with Torment in ASM/VENOM “Death Spiral”!LEGACY #994>THE TALK... Peter Parker's world will never be the same. Don't miss one of the most pivotal issues in Spider-Man history!LEGACY #995
>>153136107Autism beat murderous intentions.
>spider-man gets beaten up for the entire comic yet again and the rest of the sotry is mj being a girlboss lecturing Eddiewhat absolute trash. nobody wants to read this.why do all comic with white male "protagonist" have to be like that. why can't they never be about actual heroic and cool white male leaders for a change?
>>153138076
>dumps peter for all of the issue>keeps lecturing eddie when she hasn't been any better for dylan and rightfully has his scornmarywhorekek not beating the allegations peter is much better off w/o her
>>153136188So he can be Ben and May's secret son, Ben's illegitimate son, May's illegitimate son, or maybe Peter's mom had a sibling. Or Peter's dad and uncle Ben have a secret brother.
>>153138373She didn't dump on peter at all. Beyond the mope.comment which is still caring about itAnd mj didn't challenge Dylan on a ring.
>>153136118>doesn't know how he will move forward after Paul. Kek. Also... >Flash won't be enough. Uh oh. If Flash dies because MJ dragged him into this, I will laugh out loud. But he's in QIB apparently so I wouldnt count on it.
>>153138627Peter's getting carnage
>>153136884>>153137095stop being pathetic
>>153138357The time of Paul is over. It is a Captain Knullverse world now.
>>153138764Do you think, torment will try to kill carnage then take anti venom off of flash after maiming him, so the final battle is anti venom torment vs Parnage and venomj?
>>153139422Haha, classic. Good stuff.
>>153138579that's 'dump' on the 'wasn't with him' meaning of the word anon-kun, not 'giving him a hard time'
Not gonna lie the art is pretty damn good, I wish all the titles had this quality art wise
>>153138783Paulin' time never ends.
>>153139422Nice fake, but here's how it really goes.
>>153139703>>153139715Welcome back man. Ever since Gwenschizo decided to turn on Paul, I’ve decided to turn around on Paul. Maybe he really was the hero we deserved, just not the one we needed.
>>153136107It's at least amusing Carnage leaves Eddie for not being able to commit to a kill and then ends up stuck with a serial kill who won't kill the biggest threat to him because of his cereal autism.
>social worker Aunt May>undiscernible love interest of the week>cunt MJ for no real reason with a boyfriend>Flash is Agent Venom and doesn't know Spider-Man's identity>Carnage threatens Peter's family>impostor wrecks Peter's career and social life
Odd continuity snafu and cringe quip i thought the issue was pretty solid, liek a 6/10Black Cat was really lame, shame cause i love gleb's art and having a peterfel au would be cool.
>>153140492flash does know peter's id though
It's funny seeing DC doing stuff like this while the best Spiderfags can hope for is Peter and MJ getting back together.
>>153140577cute comm. i need to get more throuple stuff.
>>153141101
>>153140577sexoo
>>153140577>>153141101>>153141193Same artist?
>>153139422>>153139715>>153139703IF YOU DON'T FUCKING STOPI WILL POST MANY MANY PICS OF AUNT MAY I DOUBT YOU WILL STILL LAUGH THEN,
>>153141962You mean Aunt Paul?
>>153139703Paulin' time is over, this world has a new God of Light.
>>153141962Do that, I want to see >>153142081 post more hilarious Paul edits in response.
>>153142081>>153142134>>153142198this is not a joke stop now i will teachyou a lesson in humility
>>153142198>>153142332
>>153142332You are the one who needs a lesson in humility, Gwenschizo! Feel the sunlight and repent your sins!
>>153142360Lol. Why did JRJR draw him like this. Its so funny.
>>153142360>>153142362this has gone long enough now you will suffer
>>153142431*pulls out Uno reverse card*https://youtu.be/VFvHWiWmG_0
>>153142478>Aunt Paul.How horrifying...
What the hell is going on
>>153142488It doesn't end there...
>>153142494
>>153142494teaching the paulfags a lesson since they don't want to stop with the paul crap we will turn this thread into a aunt may one.
>>153142531>Said the original PaulFAG.Quit acting like you didn't start this, Gwenschizo.
>>153142501>>153142512it doese for you since the man is dead checkmate
>>153142544just give it up dumbass the man is dead so just fuck off
>>153142551Comic book dead, not dead-dead.
>>153142576You don't get to jump ship just because Paul died and you were proven to be a stupid retard with all of your "Paul will be forever canon" bullshit. You made your bed, now lie in it.
>>153142579dead is still dead either way so piss off
>>153142596nobody ever cared for paul.
>>153142431>Ages backwards through retellings
>>153142604Yeah, but comic book dead is easier to fix.
>>153142461Ultimate may is literally in her 40's, all others were in her 80's or so
?
At this point it's blatantly obvious that Torment is just going to be Some Guy created for this story and not actually a known character or anyone that the reader shoud care about right? They haven't bothered dropping even a crumb of a clue as to who he is so his idetity isn't actually important.
>>153143571Fetty Paul always gets wished back real quick.
>>153143724yes, they revealed his face this issue, carnage didn’t comment on it when bonding, his mental illness doesn’t line up with anyone, and the one-shot coming up is about his origin story. I think some retarded hack pitched him as the new carnage, which obviously isn’t happening, but was retooled as this abortion of a story
>>153138137S to spit on Ultimate's pathetic grave. Good job Camp!
God I miss when Carnage was a horror book tucked away in its own corner of 616. When he’s a slasher villain that doesn’t interact with Capes his books are pretty good. These last few years of having him in the main Spider-Family books have made him so boring.
